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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley lowers Raffles into the complex]] / Shelley Narration: Raffles is so debonair and daring, he is a true gentleman thief! / Shelley Narration: Maybe a real gentleman would not make me work his mechanical crime winch. / Shelley Narration: But it is wrong to look a G.H in the M! / Raffles: Stop her...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Raffles is so debonair and daring, he is a true gentleman thief! / Shelley: Maybe a real gentleman would not make me work his mechanical crime winch. / Shelley: But it is wrong to look a G.H in the M! / Raffles: Stop her there, Shelley old girl! / Shelley: My stomach flutterings distract! / Raffles:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is on the roof of Mayor Davies's lab, hoisting Raffles (gentleman thief) out of a ventilation duct with the aid of his mechanical crime winch.]] / Raffles: Mission accomplished, Shelley. I had to shake off a couple of bogeys but otherwise all went to plan. / [[The air around Shelley is full...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Raffles: Mission accomplished Shelley. I had to shake off a couple of bogeys but otherwise all went to plan. / Shelley: Bogeys can be troublesome! Humphrey Bogart could not be trusted with crayons or scissors! / Shelley: Or so I heard! Hee hee! / Shelley: Hee! / Raffles: What a charming young woman you...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison August 30th 2006 Amy [[opening bathroom door on Raffles, Gentleman Thief]]: Sorry! I didn't know there waas anyone in there. / Raffles: No offence taken, young lady. / Amy [looking suspicious] Shelley, How come there's a man from the 1940s in the shower? / Shelley [looking decidedly devious]: Oh, a man, yes. / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Sorry! I didn't know there was anyone in there. / Raffles: No offence taken, young lady. / Amy: Shelley, how come there's a man from the 1940s in the shower? / Shelley: Oh. A man, yes. / Shelley: There was a problem and he got dirty. / Shelley: It would have been unchristian not to assist. / Amy:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Esther: So what do we do with the caravan-boat now? / The Boy: I'm not sure! I wasn't thinking. I was in the grip of man-madness. / The Boy: It was pure instinct. / Esther: Let's tow it down to the flooded road and sail it to Tim's house in Ton Y Penty. / The Boy: That would be stealing! / Esther: What...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Boy and Dark Esther are outside their Wales caravan. The Boy is wearing a shirt that says "Wales is OK", Esther is wearing a blue-and-black striped sweater.]] / Esther: So what do we do with the caravan-boat now? / The Boy: I'm not sure! I wasn't thinking. I was in the grip of man-madness. / The...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[A nervous Esther stands bunk-side, and looks up at The Boy, who is now piloting the Caraboat, and whom only the lower half of is visible.]] / Esther: You're very quiet, The Boy! Are things weird between us because of last night? We can...pretend...it didn't happen..{{trails off}} / [[The Boy, now...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Esther and The Boy are in a caravan boat]] / Esther: You're very quiet, The Boy! Are things weird between us because of last night? We can...pretend...it didn't happen. / [[Esther and The Boy stand with their heads out of the open caravan roof]] / The Boy: No! It's just a lot to take in! I kind of didn't...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[An incensed Amy is speaking into a cell phone, standing before a Tackleford wall on which has been affixed a poster: / "CONCERNED about the new Mayor? NERVOUS about unelected officials? WILLING to make an exception for the Queen because she is special (obviously)? Apply to S. Winters for secret crisis...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy is on her cell phone. There is a large flyer in the foreground that reads: "CONCERNED about the new mayor? NERVOUS about un-elected officials? WILLING to make an exception for the Queen because she is special (obviously) Apply to S. Winters for secret crisis meeting"]] / Amy: Shelley, when you were...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[gathering of people at Shelley Fan Club]] / Walter: I'm Walter. This is Cloris, Bailey and Charly. / Shelley: It's nice to meet some concerned civilians! / Charly: Well actually we're your fan club! / Shelley: F-Fanclub? / Charly: Dennis, show her your tattoo! / Shelley: Um: That's lovely Dennis....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Walter: I'm Walter, this is Cloris, Bailey and Charly. / Shelley: It's nice to meet some concerned civilians! / Charly: Well actually we're your fan club! / Shelley: F-fanclub? / Charly: Dennis, show her your tattoo! / Shelley: Um. That's lovely Dennis. / Shelley: Maybe it over-flatters my flexibility...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [Amy and Shelly in the pub. Shelly looks distressed] / Amy: Are you all right, Shell? You sounded terrible on the phone. / Shelly: I have looked terror square in its single milky eye. / [At the bar] / Amy: Did you manage to arrange an uprising against the mayor? / Shelly: There will be no revolution! / [At...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Are you all right, Shel? You sounded terrible on the phone. / Shelley: I have looked terror square in its single, milky eye. / Amy: Did you arrange an uprising against the Major? / Shelley: There will be no revolution! / Shelley: There's no point organising and uprising when the only people interested...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Boy, how exactly is the caravan boat moving? It doesn't have a sail or a moter. / I converted the chemical toilet into a rudimentry fuel cell and- / THIS IS THE SOUTH WALES CONSTABULARY. PULL OVER THE VEHICLE / The Police! / You are in possession of a stolen caravan, pul over. / Evasive action! Hard...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Esther and The Boy are atop a caravan-boat headed down a flooded river. The Boy is reading a map.]] / Esther: The Boy, how exactly is the caravan boat moving? It doesn't have a sail or a motor. / The Boy: I converted the chemical toilet into a rudimentary fuel cell and- / South Wales Constable: THIS...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Any identification left on board, PC Dunn? / We've identified the female as 'Batgirl', Sir. / One of those costumed vigilantes you see on the television. / Her known associates are Batman, Robin, Batwoman and 'Spanish Jim'. / Close the book on this one, PC Dunn. / Next time, Batgirl, next time. / Wh-where...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Wetsuit-clad police are investigating the crashed caravan.]] / Welsh Policeman: Any identification left on board, PC Dunn? / PC Dunn: We've identified the female as 'Batgirl', sir. One of those costumed vigilantes you see on the television. / PC Dunn: Her known associates are Batman, Robin, Batwoman,...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Boy and Old Ivor are in the Faerie Glen. The Boy works at a computer, while Old Ivor watches.]] / The Boy: See, if you don't defragment your hard drive once in a while, the computer- / Old Ivor: The what? / The Boy: The...magic thinky box will start to run slower because data- / Old Ivor: "Data"?...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Boy: See, if you don't defragment your hard drive once in a while the computer- / Old Ivor: THE WHAT? / The Boy: The... magic thinky box will start to run slower because data- / Old Ivor: "DATA"? YOU SEEK TO TRICK OLD IVOR! / The Boy: The... thought honey starts to thicken in its veins and it can't...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Good news, Esther. I'm alive. / The Boy! I've been sitting here thinking of what to tell your mum had happended to you. / What did you decide? / To feign catatonia for as long as necessary. / Why didn't you come in and find me? It says "Faerie Glen", not biohazard. / I thought you were dark, Esther....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Esther: The Boy! / The Boy: Good news, Esther. I'm alive. / Esther: I've been sitting here thinking of what to tell your Mum had happened to you. / The Boy: What did you decide? / Esther: To feign catatonia as long as necessary. / The Boy: Why didn't you come in and find me? / The Boy: It says "Faerie...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan has climbed a wooden pole in his backyard, box-o-whirligigs in hand. Riley watches from ground level]] / Ryan: The box-o-whirligigis will make Wales a superpower. You'll see! It'll put me on a brand new national map! / Riley: I'll get the door. Try not to fall and die. / [[The Boy and Esther...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: The Box-O-Whirligigs will make Wales a superpower, you'll see! / Tim: It'll put me on a brand new national map! / Riley: I'll get the door. Try not to fall and die. / Riley: The Boy? And Esther, is it? What happened to you two? / The Boy: We came because we have evidence Tim was cheated out of...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Riley: Tim's not here right now but...did you say you have evidence the invent-off was fixed? / Esther: Here, yeah! / The Boy: The sim card is damaged but Tim should be able to mend it and- / Riley: You two had better go. Aren't your parents worried about you? Bye! / Esther: But- / [[Riley slams the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Riley: Tim's not here right now but... / Riley: ...Did you say you have evidence the invert-off was fixed? / Esther: Here, yeah! / The Boy: The SIM card is damaged but Tim should be able to mend it and- / Riley: You two had better go. / Riley: Aren't your parents worried about you? Bye! / Esther: But- / [[Riley...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Esther: Is it me or did Riley seem a bit... hostile? After all, we did almost die several times on the way there. / The Boy: Well, that is kind of our fault. What a waste of time. / Esther: Was it a waste of time? / The Boy: Well, if you'd said a week ago, do you want to take a coach to Wales... be menaced...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Esther: Is it me or did Riley seem a bit... hostile? / Esther: After all, we did almost die several times on the way there. / The Boy: Well, that is kind of our fault. / The Boy: What a waste of time. / Esther: Was it a waste of time? / The Boy: Well, if you'd said a week ago, do you want to take a coach...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Esther: Come on, The Boy, the bus is about to go / Esther: Don't you want to get home to your bed? / The Boy: The thought of my mum and dad's wrath... ... has turned my legs into trombones. / Esther: Don't be silly. / Esther: Just tell them the truth. You were on an important mission for society. / The...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Esther: Come on, The Boy, the bus is about to go / Esther: Don't you want to get home to your bed? / The Boy: The thought of my Mum and Dad's wrath... / The Boy: ...has turned my legs into trombones. / Esther: Don't be silly. / Esther: Just tell them the truth. You were on an important mission for society. / The...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Mother: Son, you live a life of pure fantasy! "Devil Bears!" "Cara-boats!" / The Mother: Cavorting about the Welsh Countryside with "Miss Dracula". / The Mother:You could have been dead in a ditch for all we knew! / The Mother: How will you make anything of yourself if you're consumed by wild indulgence / The...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Mother: Son, you live a life of pure fantasy! "Devil bears!" "Cara-boats!" / The Mother: Cavorting about the Welsh countryside with "Miss Dracula". / The Mother: You could have been dead in a ditch for all we knew! / The Mother: How will you make anything of yourself if you're consumed by wild indulgence? / The...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[On the walk to school...] / Paul: I got me tunes on MySpace, The Boy. This is it. / The Boy: Well, there's no better place to get noticed... / The Boy: ...than a community of 20 million amateur musicians. / [[Esther approaches.]] / Esther: What happened to your hand? / [[Paul's right hand is revealed...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Boy and Milford are out in front of Tackleford High, back in uniform-- Milford looks quite excited about something.]] / Milford: I got me tunes on MySpace, The Boy. This is it. / The Boy: Well, there's no better place to get noticed... / [[The Boy grins sardonically, and in the background, we...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At Amy and Shelly's flat, Erin is lying on the couch, distraught.]] / Amy: She's inconsolable, Shel. We can't send her home like this. / Shelly: How have such sadnesses befallen Mini Winters? Is it bad sisterin'? / Shelly: Erin, I know The Boy has skewered your heart like a shishkabob. But you can...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Erin, Amy, and Shelly stand in a living room. Erin is lying on the couch looking sad. Amy and Shelly stand next to her looking concerned.]] / Amy: She's inconsolable, Shel. We can't send her home like this. / Shelly: How have such sadnesses befallen mini Winters? Is it bad sisterin'? / [[Amy and...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{This is a double-length strip.}} / [[Shelley, Amy, and Erin return from their night out. The phone is ringing. A framed poster reading "eggs eggs eggs" is visible.]] / <> / Shelley: I'll get it! / Shelley: So do you feel better, Erin? / Erin: Yes! I've never eaten so much nd heard so many...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[phone rings]] / <> / Shelly: I'll get it! So do you feel better, Erin? / Erin: Yes! I've never eaten so much and heard so many appalling stories! / Shelly: No, I haven't considered getting new windows and doors... / Amy: See, we went out there and fought a war so you whippersnappers wouldn't...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison I got a letter from the government the other day. / Opened it, read it, said they were suckers. / Did you really, Number 497? / No. Psych. / You'd find things a lot nicer here if you'd just join in with village life. / I'm tired of the village! / I'm tired of your stories of how you liberated Pongo Pongo...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon: I got a letter from the Government the other day. / Fallon: Opened it, read it, it said they were suckers. / Woman in Purple Hat: Did you really Number 497? / Fallon: No. Psych. / No. 75: You'd find things a lot nicer here if you'd just join in with village life. / Fallon: I'm tired of the village! / Fallon:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelely: Hrrrm... sigh... ehhhh... sigh. / Amy: Shelley, can you stop sighing and staring out of the window? Some of us are trying to live lives that aren't ANNOYING / Shelley: Why doesn't it snow like it did when we were small? / Amy: The UK is warmer because of... the popularity of bread-makers...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Hrrrm...sigh...ehhhh...sigh. / Amy: Shelley, can you stop sighing and staring out of the window? Some of us are trying to live lives that aren't ANNOYING. / Shelley: Why doesn't it snow like it did when we were small? / Amy: The UK is warmer because of...the popularity of bread-makers and...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: I hate it so. I want it to snow. / Amy: WISH! Maybe this'll be the first time wishing works! / Amy: Concentrate! Harder! You've got to mess with the fabric of space and time! That's TOUGH! / Shelley: BLEE! / / <> / Wishing Fairy: I am the wishing fairy! What is your wish? / / Amy: You're...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: I hate it so. I want it to SNOW. / Amy: WISH! Maybe this'll be the first time wishing works! / Amy: Concentrate! Harder! You've got to mess with the fabric of space and time. That's TOUGH! / Shelley: BLEE! / [[Wishing fairy appears with a <>]] / Wishing fairy: I am the wishing fairy! What...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy glares at the fairy / Shelley: AMY! Do not cuss the fairy! / Fairy (Holding a wand with a star on the end): What is your wish? I will grant it with my WISHING STICK. / [[The fairy flys around, with stars coming out of his wishing stick]] / Fairy: My wishing stick is EXTRA AWESOME! / Shelley: Ooh! / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: AMY! Do not cuss the fairy! / Wishing fairy: What is your wish? I will grant it with my WISHING STICK. / Wishing fairy: My wishing stick is EXTRA AWESOME! / Shelley: Ooh! / Shelley: Um... / Shelley: I'd like it to snow like it did when I was a little girl. LOTS OF SNOW. / Amy: If you wish...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Everyone will get a couple of days off work and Frolic in childlike joy! / Amy (Not looking impressed): Hmm... / Fairy: So is that your wish? Snow? / Shelley: Yes! / Fairy: Your wish is GRANTED! / <> / Amy: Hopefully a hot compress to my head will drive the demons out. / Goodnight. / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Everyone will get a couple of days off work and frolic in childlike joy! / Amy: Hmm... / Wishing fairy: So that is your wish? Snow? / Shelley: Yes! / Wishing fairy: Your wish is GRANTED! <> / Amy: Hopefully a hot compress to my head will drive the demons out. / Shelley: It was REAL! / Amy:...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The roof of the house. It is night.]] / [[Shelley sleeping contentedly in bed, in the darkness.]] / <> / [[Bright. Shelley leaps onto Amys bed. Amy isnt happy]] / <> / Shelley: Amy! / Shelley: I think I have mad an error, a grevious error- / Amy: Piss off, Shel! / [[Shelley opens the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Night. A snow starts falling in Tackleford.]] / [[Shelley sleeps peacefully in bed.]] / [[Shelley jumps onto Amy in bed.]] / Shelley: Amy! <> / Shelley: I think I have made an error, a grevious [sic] error- / Amy: Piss off, Shel! / Shelley: Your foul mouth cannot repel me this morning. Look...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy and shelley look out the window. The snow is almost up to the window ledge, and there is a robbin sitting on the snow]] / Amy: My bedroom is on the second floor, right? / Shelley: Next time you suggest I do some hardcore wishing.. / Shelley: ... can it be to wish for something inobtrusive, like...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Both are looking out the window at the snow coming right up to the second floor]] / Amy: My bedroom is on the second floor, right? / Shelley: Next time you suggest I do some hardcore wishing... / Shelley: ...can it be to wish for something inobtrusive, like two feathers or a can of spam? / Amy: Don't...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelly: We have to find the fairy and tell him to reverse this! / Amy: I don't HAVE to do anything. It'll MELT. / Shelly: But Amy, imagine the old lady trapped in her home, by the single-bar electric fire. All she has is some tinned peaches and an old banana! / Amy: This isn't a compelling work of fiction. / Shelly:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelly: We have to find the fairy and tell him to reverse this! / Amy: I don't HAVE to do anything. It'll MELT. / Shelly: But Amy, imagine the old lady trapped in her home, by the single-bar electric fire. All she has is some tinned peaches and an old banana! / Amy: This isn't a compelling work of fiction....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelly: Amy's manners are getting worse by the day. She's like some sort of uneducated savage. / Shelly: It's probably a combination of poor diet and tattoo ink getting into her brain. / [[Dials phone]]<> / [[Phone rings]]<> / Fallon: Hello, Fallon Young residence, Fallon...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelly: Amy's manners are getting worse by the day. She's like some sort of uneducated savage. / Shelly: It's probably a combination of poor diet and tattoo ink getting into her brain. / Fallon: Hello, Fallon Young residence, Fallon speaking! / Shelly: Fallon, is it snowing there, is everything...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon: It was an appalling sight, but a memorable one. / Shelley: It is all my fault. A fairy offered me a wish and I wished for snow. / Fallon: A fairy? Are you sure? Was it a tiny, pretty lady in victorian clothes? / Shelley: Um, no. It was green with big ears and it wore a dress made of a sack. / Fallon:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon: It was an apalling sight, but a memorable one. / Shelley: It is all my fault. A fairy offered me a wish and I wished for snow. / Fallon: A fairy? Are you sure? Was it a tiny pretty lady in Victorian clothes? / Shelley: Um, no, it was green with big ears and it wore a dress made of a sack....
 

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