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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Gal, as much as I like bein' smothered in affection, I don't really know who you are. / Amy: Ryan, it's us, Amy and Shelley, your best friends forever! / Ryan: I don't know this "Ryan". The nuns told me my name was Mr Tumnus. / Shelley: He's lost his memory, maybe due to traumas! / Amy: We'll take...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Gals, as much as I like bein' smothered in affection, I don't really know who you are. / Amy: Ryan, it's us, Amy and Shelley, your best friends forever! / Ryan: I don't know this "Ryan". The nuns told me my name was Mr Tumnus. / Shelley: He's lost his memory, maybe due to truamas! / Amy: We'll...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Tessa, I've done some terrible things. / Tessa: Well, all the gin in the world isn't going to make this one go away. / [[Shelly contemplating her bloody fingers after being shot]] / Rachel: Shelley Winters was shot because I lied to that biker gang... / [[Rachel being thrown off bridge]] / Rachel:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Two years earlier... / Rachel: Tessa, I've done some terrible things. / Tessa: Well, all the gin in the world isn't going to make this one go away. / Rachel: Shelley Winters was shot because I lied to that biker gang... / Rachel: Then the police came after me and the bikers chucked me off the railway...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa Davies / Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte / The Devil / Tessa Davies: "Are you hungry?" / Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte: "No." / Tessa Davies: "I'm going to the buffet car. Just sit tight and don't draw attention to yourself." / Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte: "I'll try not to tapdance too provocatively, Tessa." / Devil:...
Scary Go Round Tessa: Are you hungry? / Rachel: No. / Tessa: I'm going to the buffet car. Just sit tight and don't draw attention to yourself. / Rachel: I'll try not to tapdance too provocatively, Tessa. / The Devil: Is this seat taken? / Rachel: Sorry, yes, someone's ... / Rachel: ... sitting there. / The Devil: Well,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Devil and Rachel are on a train. The Devil has his arm around Rachel]] / Rachel: So what do you want? Help with a crossword puzzle? / Devil: Rachel Rachel! This contract says you signed up for my team! The good news, is you're in the squad for the sup final! / Rachel: Oh. / Devil: I haven't seen...
Scary Go Round 20061115 Rachel (in burqa): So what do ou want? Help with a crossword puzzle? / Devil: Rachel Rachel! This contract says you signed up for my team! The good news is, you're in the squad for the cup final! / Rachel: Oh. / Devil: I haven't seen potential like yours since L'il Pol Pot! You're a keeper! / [[She flips...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Are you all right, Rachel? Is David Caruso all right? / The Devil: Don't worry about me, girls, and don't worry about the police. / Rachel: What? Why? / The Devil: Oh, just consider yourselves... / The Devil: ...off the radar. / Rachel: Is that us? / Tessa: It looks like us! / Tessa: Rachel, what...
Scary Go Round 20061116 [[Amid the train wreck, we see Rachel and Tessa. Both are bleeding; Rachel's hood down, she tries to cover up her nose.]] / Tessa: Are you all right, Rachel? Is David Caruso all right? / Devil: Don't worry about me, girls, and don't worry about the police. / Rachel: What? Why? / Devil: Oh, just consider...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tessa is standing at a payphone with Rachel standing behing her]] / Tessa: I just want to call William and tell him we're all right. / Rachel: William... had an accident. / Tessa: What are you talking about? / Rachel: He just always seemed... accident prone! / [[We see William tangled up in cables,...
Scary Go Round 20061117 [[Tessa and Rachel seem to be in the waiting room of a hospital or clinic, where Tessa has been bandaged and Rachel has had some treatment for her nose (plastic surgery?). Tessa picks up a payphone.]] / Tessa: I just want to call William and tell him we're all right. / Rachel: William... had an accident. / Tessa:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Well, I'm sure glad we ended up in Wales. Self-loathing is much easier in a country where everyone hates their existence. / Tessa: Wales will bounce back somehow. Welsh people are proud. / Rachel: A nation staring at vacant coalmines like an ex-wife's coat in the cupboard. / Tessa: That's beautiful,...
Scary Go Round 20061120 [[Tessa has gotten the mail.]] / Rachel: Well, I'm sure glad we ended up in Wales. Self-loathing is much easier in a country where everyone hates their existence. / Tessa: Wales will bounce back somehow. Welsh people are proud. / Rachel: A nation staring at vacant coalmines like an ex-wife's coat in the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Rachel and Tessa are standing in a bathroom, with different hair and wearing new clothes]] / Rachel: Perhaps I could make up for my bad deeds by getting behind a candidate for Wales. A new Wales! / Rachel: A political bully-boy who won't take no for an answer from the chinless wonders in Whitehall. / [[Tessa...
Scary Go Round 20061121 [[Tessa and Rachel are in the bathroom, in matching red uniforms suggesting menial labor. Rachel is covering up her bandaged nose.]] / Rachel: Perhaps I could make up for my bad deeds by getting behind a candidate for Wales. A new Wales! / Rachel: A political bully-boy who won't take no for an answer...
Scary Go Round :: November 22, 2006 Space Owl: Green issues? I think it is obvious where I stand on green issues. AWK AWK! / [[Caption, as on TV: Election 2005 - SPACE OWL - Space Owl Party]] / [[TV is now in the background of the scene]] / TV: Space Owl there, who continues to dominate polls with only a week to the election. / Rachel:...
Scary Go Round 20061122 [[Space Owl on TV in front of a microphone. Tessa and Rachel in sunglasses behind him. A bar below him reading "Election 2005 - SPACE OWL".]] / Space Owl: Green issues? I think it is obvious where I stand on green issues. AWK AWK! / [[Zoom out from the TV to see Tessa and Rachel in the campaign office...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Devil: Once our good friend has begun his good works in Wales, I want you back in Tackleford. I need you to coordinate some very important end-times business. / Rachel: And what if I won't do your bidding, big-ears? / Devil: Well, er, well... / Devil: Your best pal will get shorter. And a lot less...
Scary Go Round 20061123 [[Tessa, Rachel, and Space Owl are by the campaign bus. The Devil has taken Rachel aside.]] / Devil: Once our friend has begun his good works in Wales, I want you back in Tackleford. I need you to coordinate some very important End-Times business. / Rachel: And what if I don't do your bidding, Big-Ears? / [[She...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Aren't you coming to the party, Rachel? Space owl just took Ton-Y-Penty! We won! / Rachel: I'll be right out. / [[Tessa in "2005" glasses holding a bottle of champagne.]] / Devil: So are you ready for the big push? / Rachel: Sure, sure. I'm up for evil. In with both feet. / Rachel: Up to the knees,...
Scary Go Round 20061124 [[Tessa is wearing festive "2005" glasses and holding a bottle of something. She knocks on Rachel's door.]] / Tessa: Aren't you coming to the party, Rachel? Space Owl just took Ton-y-Plenty! We won! / Rachel: I'll be right out! / Devil: So are you ready for the big push? / Rachel: Sure, sure. I'm up for...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: We're almost there Ryan, you'll soon be back in your own trousers. / Ryan: It's excitin' imagining where I might live. / Mer-man[?]: It'll be some kind of mad mansion what with you being a wild and crazy guy and all. / Amy: Shel, do you have any good techniques for cushioning disappointment? / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round 20061127 [[Shelley, Monty, Amy, Ryan, and Des are going to Ryan's apartment. Shelley and Amy are guiding Monty.]] / Shelley: We're almost there Ryan, you'll soon be back in your own trousers. / Ryan: It's excitin' imagining where I might live. / Des: It'll be some kind of mad mansion what with you being a wild and...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Ryan, this is your flat! Isn't it brilliant? Are the memories flooding back? / Ryan: So I'm some kind of noble savage, right? Like Stig of the Dump? With the emphasis on "dump" I guess maybe. / Shelley: This is a good place for a boy to live! The couch may seem lumpy but that's because it is...
Scary Go Round 20061128 Shelley: Ryan, this is your flat! Isn't it brilliant? Are the memories flooding back? / [[Ryan drags a finger through some dust.]] / Ryan: So I'm some kind of noble savage, right? Like Stig of the Dump? With the emphasis on "dump" I guess maybe. / Shelley: This is a good place for a boy to live! The...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: GONE? Gone you say? Gone? / Rachel: How can you lose three simpletons in a nunnery? / Rachel: Stop laughing Tessa! / Rachel: I'm extremely angry and your Dark Lord and Master is going to be extremely angry! / Tessa: He's not the boss of me, Rachel. / Rachel: You don't want his dark plan to succeed,...
Scary Go Round 20061129 [[Rachel rages at the nuns, who cower.]] / Rachel: GONE? Gone you say? Gone? How can you lose three simpletons in a nunnery? / Rachel: Stop laughing Tessa! I'm extremely angry and your dark Lord and Master is going to be extremely angry! / Tessa: He's not the boss of me, Rachel. / Rachel: You don't want...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Whittler: Sister Nausicaa, don't talk like that. / Whittler: Mother Superior's definitely got magic powers. / Tessa: I thought she did, Whittler, but now I'm not so sure. / Tessa: She's going to send us to look for some escaped patients tonight, and I say we don't do it. / Little Sister of Belial: That's...
Scary Go Round 20061130 [[One of the nuns is whittling some animal or demond.]] / Whittler: Sister Nausicaa, don't talk like that. Mother superior's definitely got magic powers. / Tessa: I thought she did, Whittler, but now I'm not sure. / Tessa: She's going to send us looking for some escaped patients tonight, and I say we...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Where are the nuns, Tessa? / Tessa: Oh thank God you're back, Rachel, thank God! / Tessa: They're up on the heath building a wicker vole... / Tessa: We have to get you out of here! / Rachel: They'll do what I say! / Tessa: Rachel, shut up! Oh no... / Whittler: Don't try to stop us Nausicaa. / Whittler:...
Scary Go Round 20061201 Rachel: Where are the nuns, Tessa? / Tessa: Oh thank God you're back, Rachel, thank God! / Tessa: They're up on the heath building a wicker vole... we have to get you out of here! / Rachel: They'll do what I say1 / Tessa: Rachel, shut up! Oh no... / [[A bunch of nuns come up to them, led by Whittler.]] / Whittler:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Little Sister of Belial: Stop struggling Mother Superior. Tis a glorious thing to be a sacrifice of Belial. / Rachel: Come on, girls. We can work this out. / Rachel: What Belial doesn't know won't hurt him! / Rachel: Or more importantly, me! / Sister Tristessa: Nausicaa, you've got a face like a smacked...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Whittler [[removing her habit]]: "Come on, get your habit off and get dancing! It's good cardio!" / Tessa [[looking miserable]]: I'm going to wait for my hot dog to go down. You know, indigestion. / [[The flames are rising below Rachel]] / Rachel: Unholy and terrifying master who art, er, under the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Sister Whittler: Come on, get your habit off and get dancing! It's good cardio! / Tessa (as Sister Nausicaa): I'm going to wait for my hot dog to go down. You know. Indigestion. / Rachel (as Mother Superior): Unholy and terrifying master who art, er, under the earth's crust... Un-hallowed by thy, uh......
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mer-man[Des?]: Shelley, why have you got me trussed up like this? I told you, I don't feel the cold. / Shelley: We can't draw attention to you! You're a wanted fugitive for petty shopliftin'! / Mer-man[Des?]: I ain't ashamed of my skin condition, Red Leader. / Shelley: I just wish I could help you remember...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Len Pickering: Well, aren't you going to invite your old dad in for a cup of tea? / Amy Chilton: I would, but we've got...fleas! I'm personally infested! / Len Pickering: Haha! Oh! / Amy Chilton: Um... This is Monty. / Len Pickering: That's not "Monty"! That's Werner Braun! He's a brilliant academic! / Len...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Len: Well aren't you going to invite your old dad in for a cup of tea? / Amy: I would, but we've got...fleas! I'm personally infested. / Len: Haha! Oh! / Amy: Umm, this is Monty. / Len: That's not "Monty"! That's Werner Braun! He's a brilliant academic! / Len: I sat next to him at a university function....
 
Scary Go Round :: December 8, 2006 [[Marine Biology Lab, Oklahoma U]] / Beard Guy: Call for you, Moon. / Beard Guy: Sounds British. / Moon: Hello? / Shelley: EEE! / Shelley: EEEE!! / Shelley: EEEEEEE!! / Moon: Shelley! / [[The Mayor's Office]] / Shelley: Moon! Are you still doin' crimes with your time? / [[Marine Biology Lab, Oklahoma U]] / Moon:...
Scary Go Round :: December 11, 2006 [[Ryan's flat]] / Amy: We got you a christmas present, Ryan. But you'd better open it now. / Shelley: To avert further tragedy! / Ryan: Aw man a new bat! / Shelley: His name is comrade bat, but if he bites you a lot, you can change it to enemy bat. / Shelley: We felt terrible about the fate of friend bat....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: We got you a Christmas present, Ryan, but you'd better open it now. / Shelley: To avert further tragedy. / Ryan: Aw man a new bat! / Shelley: His name is Comrade Bat, but if he bites you a lot, you can change it to Enemy Bat. We felt terrible about the fate of Friend Bat. He was a simple acorn lover. / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Well Ma, it's real nice of you to take me to see my sister and her smart man friend. / Ma Beckwith: That's all right dear. I'm sure Tim can help you. He's very clever. / Riley Beckwith: Tim, are you sure you can help Ryan get his memory back? / Tim Jones: I'm never 100% sure, Riley. There's...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim Jones and Ryan Beckwith are in Tim's workshop]] / Tim: So, tell me exactly what's wrong with you. / Ryan: I can remember what a table is, or, say, a crow. But I can't remember any of the people or events of life. / Tim: Well, there are two possible things that could have happened. / [[We see...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: Okay Ryan! If anything catches fire, just dab it with your damp rag! / Ryan: Good oh! Memory lane here I come! / <> / Riley: Ryan, are you all right? Say Something! Anything! / Ryan: Uhhhh / Ryan: Volts are man's enemy. I remember now. That's why we imprison them in wires. Rather than keepin'...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: It's pretty wild, Tim gettin' exiled to Wales and you havin' to go with him. A wild set of circumstances and situations! / Ryan Beckwith: He's got a tight pack of allies to assist him. But it seems like everything that could go wrong for him, did. / Riley Beckwith: Look at these! Aren't...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Comrade Bat: Eek! / Ryan: I know Christmas is excitin' but we gotta work out this conspiracy. Detective work usually leads to a kickin' or two so I stocked up on elastoplasts and savlon. / [Ryan's notebook] / Amy Chilton (Sexy ingrate) / WHY: Not really got a reason (Hormones?) / WHY NOT: Longs to be made...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Riley, can you help me? I'm tyin' up some loose ends on "who cost Tim his job and sent him into Welsh exile." I just need a real good reason why you wouldn't do it. / Riley Beckwith: I love Tim! He's my special guy! / Ryan Beckwith: Well, yeah, I thought of that. But you kind of love...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: What? Riley set up Tim? She made the inventors turn on him and chuck him out of town? That is pure madness! / Ryan Beckwith: Then Tim said he'd worked it out ages ago and didn't mind. Because bein' mayor was crummy. Then they looked at each other like a dog looks at a string of sausages...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: What? Riley set up Tim? / She made the inventors turn on him and chuck him out of town? / That is pure madness! / Ryan: Then Tim said he'd worked it out ages ago and didn't mind. / Because bein' mayor was crummy. / Then they looked at each other like a dog looks at a string of sausages so I got...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: "Dang, Tim, some say Wales ain't the best but you can take a shine to these valleys." / Tim Jones: "I'm just glad you survived this year to make it up here." / Ryan Beckwith: "Thanks for lettin' my sister off for her sins. She's a good girl apart from her crazer tendencies." / Tim Jones:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Dang, Tim, some say Wales ain't the best but you can take a shine to these valleys. / Tim: I'm just glad you survived this year to make it up here. / Ryan: Thanks for lettin' my sister off for her sins. / Ryan: She's a good girl apart from her crazer tendencies. / Tim: It was time to leave Tackleford....
 

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