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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley reviews John A's Top 20 Albums of the year 2006
/ Shelley prefers mid-period Nico to the early stuff / Today: 8-5 / 8. DEMON/FREEJAZZ EP - Envelopes
/ When a band leaves Sweden and goes to live in rural Yorkshire, they are bound to feel confused about sounds and ideas. Perhaps this is why the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061228 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley reviews John A's Top 20 albums of the year 2006
/ Shelley has been in more of a Carmen Miranda mood this year / Today: 4-1
/ 4. THE GULAG ORKENSTAr - Beirut
/ Beirut is a young man who has decided to play all the instruments on this epic in the style of Bulgarian folk. This is a precocious thing... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061229 |
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| Scary Go Round | Esther: Do you think Erin is ever coming back to school? It's been four months.
/ The Boy: I don't know. I haven't heard from her since she went into hospital.
/ Milford: I heard she's got *Agromegaly*. / Esther: What's that?
/ Milford: I heard it's when you grow into a tupping cube, The Boy. / Milford:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070101 |
| Scary Go Round | Esther: Do you think Erin is ever coming back to school? It's been four months.
/ The Boy: I don't know. I haven't heard from her since she went into hospital.
/ Milford: I heard she's got *Agromegaly*. / Esther: What's that?
/ Milford: I heard it's when you grow into a tupping cube, The Boy. / Milford:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070101 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Esther: Do you think Erin is ever coming back to school? It's been four months.
/ The Boy: I don't know. I haven't heard from her since she went into hospital.
/ Milford: I heard she's got Agromegaly. / Esther: What's that?
/ Milford: I heard it's where you grow into a tupping cube, The Boy. / Milford:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070101 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Doctor: Erin, I'm afraid there's nothing more we can do. / Doctor: These results show no change, but there seems to be no way to reverse your abnormal growth. / Doctor: The good news is, there's nothing actually wrong with you. You're in excellent health. / Erin: "Excellent health?" I'm a total... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070102 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Doctor: Erin, I'm afraid there's nothing more we can do. / Doctor: These results show no change, but there seems no way to reverse your abnormal growth. / Doctor: The good news is, there's nothing actually wrong with you.
/ Doctor: You're in excellent health. / Erin: "Excellent health?"
/ Erin: I'm... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070102 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelly walks home with Erin, who has grown to twice her normal size, a giantess of noticible 'Amazon-like' qualities.]] / Shelly: Erin, I still can't believe you don't hate me.
/ Shelly: If I hadn't stolen the vit-rx get massive potion...
/ Erin: You didn't make me drink it Shelly. It was an accident.
/ Erin:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070103 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Erin, I still can't believe you don't hate me.
/ Shelley: If I hadn't stolen the Vit-RX get massive potion...
/ Erin: You didn't make me drink it Shelley. It was an accident.
/ Erin: I'm just glad you didn't drink it. / Shelley: I had righteous reasons for pinchin' it.
/ Erin: Insane reasons. / Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070103 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Goblin 1: However, pupil roll numbers are set to increase in 2007/8...
/ Goblin 2: ...Due to the romantical effects of the early BritPop years... / Bob: Grah! Curse this prison! This unasked-for hell!
/ Goblin 1: Woop!
/ Goblin 2: O undignified inversion / Bob: Still, still trapped in this school, unable... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070104 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ed: However, pupil roll numbers are set to increase in 2007/8...
/ Manny: ...due to the romantical effects of the early Britpop years... / Crowley: Curse this prison! This unasked-for hell!
/ Ed: Woop!
/ Crowley: GRAH!
/ Manny: O undignified inversion / Crowley: Still, still trapped in this school, unable... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070104 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the headmaster's office.]]
/ Goblin with glasses: Come on Bob, cheer up.
/ Winged goblin: Think about virgins!
/ Giant rabbit: Hey, Crowley, an old mate of yours is here to see you. / Bob Crowley: Waagh! Agh!
/ The Devil: Bob, don't you recognise me? It's your pal! The Devil!
/ Winged goblin: Hey... / Winged... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070105 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the headmaster's office.]]
/ Goblin with glasses: Come on Bob, cheer up.
/ Winged goblin: Think about virgins!
/ Giant rabbit: Hey, Crowley, an old mate of yours is here to see you. / Bob Crowley: Waagh! Agh!
/ The Devil: Bob, don't you recognise me? It's your pal! The Devil!
/ Winged goblin: Hey... / Winged... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070105 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Bob Crowley, two goblins, and a giant rabbit inside the Headmaster's office at the Griswell's Grammar School]]
/ Goblin: Come on Bob, cheer up.
/ Goblin: Think about virgins!
/ Mr. Lapin: Hey, Crowley, An old mate of yours is here to see you. / Robert Crowley: Waagh! Agh!
/ Devil: Bob, don't you recognize... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070105 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Devil: So, Bob, word reaches me you're trapped in this school.
/ Bob: A curse I am singularly unable to break no matter how I rage and spit! / Devil: Let me put this to you straight. I'm keen for armageddon to commence immediately.
/ Bob: And with my penchant for wickedness, you want me to rule by your... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070108 |
| Scary Go Round 20070108 | Devil: So, Bob, word reaches me you're trapped in this school.
/ Bob: A curse I am singularly unable to break no matter how I rage and spit! / Devil: Let me put this to you straight. I'm keen for Armageddon to commence immediately.
/ Bob: And with my penchant for wickedness, you want me to rule by your... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070108 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Bob: Sorry Scratch, I may be stuck in this school but it beats your plan. I have no desire to become a skeleton on fire. / Devil: Fine, fine. How about you build my demon portal, I put you in charge of something. / Devil: A governor! You can govern these fiery isles!
/ Bob: I like it! / Devil: Just... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070109 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Principal's Office. Bob Crowley and The Devil discuss the possibility of Bob opening a portal to Hell]]
/ Bob Crowley: Sorry Scratch, I may be stuck at school, but it beats your plan.
/ I have no desire to become a skeleton on fire. / [[Crowley looks quizzical]]
/ The Devil: Fine, fine.
/ How about you... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070109 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | - Slow down lads. My trick knee's playing up again.
/ - Is the trick that you filled it with chocolate bars at break again, Oggy? / - My sister says that Erin's coming back to school tomarrow.
/ - Puf, Puf. / - I guess that you finally have to face the music for choosing Esther over Erin. In a Welsh... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070110 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Oggy: Slow down, lads! My trick knee's playing up again.
/ Milford: Is the trick that you filled it with chocolate bars at break again, Oggy? / Milford: My sister says Erin's coming back to school tomorrow.
/ Oggy: Puf puf / Milford: I guess you finally have to face the music for choosing Esther over... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070110 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Come on, Winters Minor, we're here.
/ Erin: I don't want to go to school. / Shelley: Bravery, bravery, baleful sis-tor. Remember, the Winters are stoic, and do not weep in plain sight. / School Boy 1: Cor
/ School Boy 2: Wor
/ School Boy 3: Tuppin' 'ell
/ School Boy 4: Kwak kwak / Erin: Don't... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070111 |
| Scary Go Round 20070111 | Shelley: Come on, Winters Minor, we're here.
/ Erin: I don't want to go to school. / Shelley: Bravery, bravery, baleful sist-or. Remember, the Winters are stoic and do not weep in plain sight. / [[Everyone stares at Erin.]]
/ Boy 1: Cor
/ Boy 2: Wor
/ Boy 3: Tuppin' 'ell
/ Boy 4: Kwak kwak / Erin: Don't... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070111 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Puka: Bob, you blithering idiot. You've made two huge problems for yourself. One: how are you going to make a giant portal to let... / Puka: ...let's see... ...a billion demons through.
/ Bob: I'm old London town's master of black magic! / Bob: I brought YOU through a portal, didn't I?
/ Puka: It'll... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070112 |
| Scary Go Round 20070112 | Rabbit: Bob, you blithering idiot. You've made two huge problems for yourself. One: how are you going to make a giant portal to let... / Rabbit: ...let's see... a billion demons through.
/ Bob: I'm old London town's master of black magic! / Bob: I brought you through a portal, didn't I?
/ Rabbit: It'll... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070112 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Erin: Hello, The Boy.
/ The Boy: Erin! / The Boy: You're uh, you're... uh, uh...
/ Erin: I... I... um... / Lindsay: He's got a girlfriend now, She-Ra. / Lindsay: Maybe you didn't here [sic] that while you were away on your steroid diet. I hear you were in training for the national obelisk team.
/ Erin:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070115 |
| Scary Go Round 20070115 | Erin: Hello, The Boy.
/ The Boy: Erin! / The Boy: You're uh, you... uh, uh...
/ Erin: I... I... um... / Tall Lindsay: He's got a girlfriend now, She-Ra. / Tall Lindsay: Maybe you didn't hear that while you were away on your steroid diet. I hear you were in training for the national obelisk team.
/ Erin:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070115 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the girls' bathroom, Erin and Big Lindsay stand off]]
/ Big Lindsay: What do you want?
/ Erin: An apology.
/ Big Lindsay: Oh. I have two *right here.* / [[Erin grabs Big Lindsay by the collar and pulls her into a stall]]
/ Erin: You look thirsty, Lindsay!
/ Lindsay: Oop! / [[Erin plunges Lindsay into... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070116 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Scene: Bathroom. Lindsay faces Erin. Both are in profile, and Lindsay is gesturing at Erin.]]
/ Lindsay: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
/ Erin: AN APOLOGY.
/ Linday: OH. I HAVE TWO {{i}}RIGHT HERE.{{/i}} / [[Erin one-handedly grabs Lindsay by Lindsay's collar or shoulder; with her other hand, she grips the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070116 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Erin: Well, thanks for stealing The Boy from me, Esther. / Erin: We were friends and that's not what friends do.
/ Esther: I'm sorry, but... / Erin: You took him to Wales and made him like you, Esther!
/ Esther: I didn't make him do anything. / Erin: You're not remotely sorry! But you will be.
/ Esther:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070117 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Scene: The bathroom.]]
/ Erin: WELL THANKS FOR STEALING THE BOY FROM ME, ESTHER. / Erin: WE WERE FRIENDS AND {{i}}THAT'S NOT WHAT FRIENDS DO.{{/i}}
/ Esther: I'M SORRY, BUT... / Erin: YOU TOOK HIM TO WALES AND MADE HIM LIKE YOU, ESTHER!
/ Esther: I DIDN'T MAKE HIM DO ANYTHING. / Erin: YOU'RE... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070117 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Hello Esther! Have you come to write our singles review column? Sadly darkwave and speed metal remain outside our editorial remit! / Esther: Shelley, it's Erin. She's changed! She's angry and kind of violent!
/ Shelley: What nonsense. My sister is meek and mild as a lamb. / Shelley: She might... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070118 |
| Scary Go Round 20070118 | [[Esther stands at the reception desk of the Tackleford Cormorant. Shelley meets her. A gent in plaid sits at the desk itself.]]
/ Shelley: Hello Esther! Have you come to write our singles review column? Sadly darkwave and speed metal remain outside our editorial remit! / [[Esther follows Shelley... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070118 |
| Scary Go Round 20070118 | [[Esther stands at the reception desk of the Tackleford Cormorant. Shelley meets her. A gent in plaid sits at the desk itself.]]
/ Shelley: Hello Esther! Have you come to write our singles review column? Sadly darkwave and speed metal remain outside our editorial remit! / [[Esther follows Shelley... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070118 |
| Scary Go Round 20070119 | [[Esther and The Boy are in line at the cinema.]]
/ Esther: ...I'm just worried about Erin. She's gone from being a shy mouse to a big, sexy monster.
/ The Boy: I... hadn't noticed. / [[At the counter, The Boy pays for tickets as Esther waits beside him.]]
/ Esther: Sure you hadn't noticed. You two... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070119 |
| Scary Go Round by John Allison | Esther: ...I'm just worried about Erin. She's gone from being a shy mouse to a big, sexy monster.
/ The Boy: I... hadn't noticed. / Esther: Sure you hadn't noticed. You two made cow eyes at each other for months. She had her chance and she blew it. / Esther: I liked you when she was still playing My... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070119 |
| Scary Go Round 20070119 | [[Esther and The Boy are in line at the cinema.]]
/ Esther: ...I'm just worried about Erin. She's gone from being a shy mouse to a big, sexy monster.
/ The Boy: I... hadn't noticed. / [[At the counter, The Boy pays for tickets as Esther waits beside him.]]
/ Esther: Sure you hadn't noticed. You two... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070119 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Norbert! Horace! not to fear, lads! Ryan's back to steady the ship!
/ Norbert: Who... are you?
/ Horace: Paperclip counter? / Amy: So you decided to come back and work for the new mayor?
/ Ryan: Yeah! I'm a vital cog in the local government machine. The grease on that wheel. / Ryan: Deputy junior... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070122 |
| Scary Go Round 20070122 | [[Ryan strides into City Hall and puts his arm around someone.]]
/ Ryan: Norbert! Horace! Not to fear, lads! Ryan's back to steady the ship!
/ Man 1: Who... are you?
/ Man 2: Paperclip counter. / Amy: So you decided to come back and work for the new mayor?
/ Ryan: Yeah! I'm a vital cog in the local government... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070122 |
| Scary Go Round 23rd of January 2007 | Ryan: did the new mayor mind me coming back?
/ Amy: He's a big picture man Ryan. He doesn't really sweat the small stuff. / Ryan: He's a new mayor. A new man with new ideas. Doin' things his way.
/ Amy: Well he has his good days and bad days. Mostly bad days lately. / Mayor: Gurrr. A-my
/ Amy: We've got... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070123 |
| Scary Go Round 20070123 | Ryan: Did the new mayor mind me coming back?
/ Amy: He's a big picture man, Ryan. He doesn't really sweat the small stuff. / Ryan: He's a new mayor. A new man with new ideas. Doin' things his way.
/ Amy: Well, he has his good days and bad days. Mostly bad days lately.
/ [[There are cracks all around the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070123 |
| 2007-01-24 | Shelley Winters: Amy, I'd like to make an appointment with Mayor Davies please.
/ Amy Chilton: He's really busy, Shel. I can't free him up for, ooh, ages. / Shelley Winters: I need to ask him about his Vit-RX potion! Erin's acting tough and mean. That's not her way!
/ Amy Chilton: Please don't march in... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070124 |
| Scary Go Round 20070124 | [[City hall.]]
/ Shelley: Amy, I'd like to make an appointment with Mayor Davies please.
/ Amy: He's really busy, Shel. I can't free him up for, ooh, ages. / Shelley: I need to ask him about his Vit-RX postion! Erin's acting tough and mean. That's not her way!
/ Amy: Please don't march in there and lose... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070124 |
| Scary Go Round by John Allison | [[Amy and Ryan hear from outside the Mayor's office]]
/ Shelly: Haaalp! < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070125 |
| Scary Go Round 20070125 | [[Ryan and Amy turn their heads at noises from the mayor's office.]]
/ Shelley: HAAALP!
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070125 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Newspaper article]]
/ A CITY'S SHAME
/ Mayor Davies assaults reporter, arrested by police, stripped of office
/ by Mike Savage
/ Tackleford Mayor Dai Davies was detained by police last night following an alleged attack on Cormorant reporter Shelley Winters.
/ Speaking outside town hall, Ms Winters claimed... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070126 |
| Scary Go Round 20070126 | [[Newspaper article. "A CITY'S SHAME - Mayor Davies assaults reporter, arrested by police, stripped of office - by Mike Savage - Tackleford Mayor Dai Davies was detained by police last night following an alleged attack on Cormorant reporter Shelley Winters. Speaking outside town hall, Ms. Winters claimed... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070126 |
| Scary Go Round | Shelley: Nightmares, nightmares, Amy! If Mayor Davies went mad, so might Erin! He's gone too far to tell us anything about his devil potion. / Amy: We could just try to date scientists from his lab. Loose lips will eventually sink ships.
/ Shelley: Oh /no!/ / Shelley: Ames, I'm not putting out for spotty... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070129 |
| Scary Go Round 20070129 | Shelley: Nightmares, nightmares, Amy! If Mayor Davies went mad, so might Erin! He's too far gone to tell us anything about his devil potion. / Amy: We could just try to date scientists from his lab. Loose lips will eventually sink ships.
/ Shelley: Oh no! / Shelley: Ames, I'm not putting out for spotty... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070129 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Bob Crowley: Nurse, I want to appoint a new head girl. Only the strongest and fittest must apply.
/ Nurse: But we have a head girl, Headmaster, Flossie Stone! / Bob Crowley: Word has it that Stone has abused her position to gain "seconds" of fruit cup.
/ Bob Crowley: You know how I frown on gluttony! / Bob... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070130 |
| Scary Go Round 20070130 | Headmaster Bob Crowley: Nurse, I want to appoint a new head girl. Only the strongest and the fittest must apply.
/ Nurse: But we have a head girl, Headmaster, Flossie Stone! / Bob: Word has it that Stone has abused her position to gain "seconds" of fruit cup. You know how I frown on gluttony!
/ [[He is... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070130 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Sistor! I have rented us an empowering video featuring many of Rene Zellweger's finest tears! / Erin: Sorry... I have a date. / Shelley: But what of the terrible horrors of school and the cruelty of youth? / Erin: I kicked the hell out of them at morning break. / Shelley: But you're not... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070131 |
| Scary Go round 20070131 | Shelley: Sistor! I have rented us an empowering video featuring many of REne Zellweger's finest tears!
/ Erin: Sorry... I have a date. / Shelley: But what of the terrible horrors of school and the cruelty of youth?
/ Erin: I kicked the hell out of them at morning break. / Shelley: But you're not a dater... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070131 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Bob Crowley is meditating in his office wearing nothing but a diaper and a burgundy turban. There is a pentagram on his back. The goblins come in.]]
/ GOBLIN 1: Bob, may we interrupt your nappy'd meditation? The first wife-hunt results are in!
/ BOB: I do not meditate this way for pleasure alone--though... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070201 |
| Scary Go Round 20070201 | [[Bob is in a turban and nappy and nothing else, meditating.]]
/ Gnome 1: Bob, may we interrupt your nappy'd meditation? The first wife-hunt results are in! / [[Bob starts to put on a robe.]]
/ Bob: I do not meditate this way for pleasure alone -- though pleasure there is! I trained under the greatest... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070201 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Magical seduction waves are emanating from the turban on Bob Crowley's head]]
/ Bob Crowley: Come hither, my pretty Esther.
/ Esther: You asked to see me, sir? / [[Magical seduction waves are getting stronger. Esther is smitten.]]
/ Bob Crowley: You love Bob Crowley, don't you? You would do anything... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070202 |
| Scary Go Round 20070202 | [[Magical seduction waves are emanating from the turban on Bob Crowley's head]]
/ Bob Crowley: Come hither, my pretty Esther. / Esther: You asked to see me, sir? / [[Magical seduction waves are getting stronger. Esther is smitten.]]
/ Bob Crowley: You love Bob Crowley, don't you? You would do anything... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070202 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the bedroom, Ryan and Amy watch Shelley pulling a cardboard box out of the closet]]
/ Ryan: What's this madness? You're going to seduce some scientists?
/ Shelley: We're going to tart it up like footballers' wives with PhDs. / [[Amy reaches quizzically into the box, labeled "emergency thongs"]]
/ Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070205 |
| Scary Go Round 20070205 | [[In the bedroom, Ryan and Amy watch Shelley pulling a cardboard box out of the closet]]
/ Ryan: What's this madness? You're going to seduce some scientists?
/ Shelley: We're going to tart it up like footballers' wives with PhDs. / [[Amy reaches quizzically into the box, labeled "emergency thongs"]]
/ Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070205 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Are you feeling demure, Amy?
/ Amy: In this? How could I feel anything but? / Shelley: Remember, suppress your inner booty grinder! / Shelley: If you start feeling sexy, poke yourself in the eye! / Shelley: Can you see any of Dai Davis' scientists?
/ [[Amy reads off her hand]]
/ Amy: Let's... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070206 |
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