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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan Beckwith sitting in an airport]] / Ryan: Dang, the airport is like a luxury destination all of its own. You don't gots to worry about washin' up or vacuumin' they got dudes for that. / Ryan: It's just a shame Roy Air's baggage allowance is an envelope with 5 Tic Tacs in it. "Or Equivalent". / [[Ryan...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan Beckwith and Margo Plodz have gotten off the Roy Air plane to Ireland]] / Ryan: Hi there margo. I didn't see you in pig class. / Margo: No. I paid E15 for the upgrade to wooden packing crate class. You have to live a little. / Ryan: What was in the crates? / Margo[[emanating unhappiness]]:...
Scary Go Round 20070427 [[In merrie Ireland, Ryan sits on a rock reading from the folder Shelley prepared for him.]] / Ryan: Dang it all Shelley, these leprechaun catchin' instructions are powerful thin. / Ryan: The little people ain't like us. They got their own ways, simple ways. They crave sticks... or bottletops... or grease?...
Scary Go Round: April 27, 2007 [[Ryan is sitting on a rock at the foot of a tree. He is reading a green folder with his name on it, and his pet bat is in his pocket.]] / Ryan: Dang it all Shelley, these leprechaun catchin' instructions are powerful thin. / Ryan: The little people ain't like us. / They got their own ways, simple ways. / They...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Come on leprechaun guy, grab the coin! It's a big one! / Leprechaun: Saints alive, Percival! Pennies from Heaven! / Percival: Chip chip! / Hugo: Ryan! What antics be you perpetratin' amongst the branches? / Ryan: Wha-? / Ryan: Oh just fallin' you know / Ryan: Hugo, I was ten seconds away from...
Scary Go Round: April 30, 2007 [[Ryan is perched on a tree branch, dangling a coin tied to a string over a large pot of gold, which a leprechaun and a bird are looking at.]] / Ryan (to himself): Come on leprechaun guy, grab the coin! / It's a big one! / Leprechaun: Saints alive Percival! / Pennies from heaven! / Bird: Chip chip! / [[Ryan...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Hugo: So Ryan, what is the news, how are you living life today? / Ryan: Well life was pleasin'ly directionless... until Shelley told me the world was endin' unless I went to Ireland and caught a gnome. / [[Ryan is holding Friend Bat. Hugo is holding some of Ryan's chocolate coins.]] / Hugo: Shelley!...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan and Hugo talking in pub over a pint]] / Ryan: So how comes you're in Ireland, Hugo? / Hugo: I am now a literary agent, a man of high class arts. / Ryan: [[slyly]] Erotical fiction? Wait, no, erotical non-fiction. / Hugo: [[sarcastically]] Ha ha. Quit your gutter talk. / Hugo: [[digging a book out]]...
Scary Go Round 20070502 [[Ryan and Hugo in a pub.]] / Ryan: So how come you're in Ireland, Hugo? / Hugo: I am now a literary agent, a man of high class arts. / Ryan: Erotical fiction? Wait, no, erotical non-fiction. / Hugo: Ha ha. Quit your gutter talk. / Hugo: After my trials with Roxy Postlethwaite, I sought a responsible...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan and Hugo outdoors walking along the city street]] / Ryan: Now Hugo, without wishin to seem unkind...by stoppin' me catchin' that gnome, you might have caused the end of the world. / Hugo: Ryan, you know me to be a man of the highest honour. / Hugo: I will make amends. Tomorrow we catch this mini-man...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Hugo and Margo outside]] / Hugo: Our taskmaster is over there. Mr Ryan Beckwith! / Margo: Oh! I met him at the airport! / Ryan: [[carrying cauldron of coins]] I tried the treasure trove of choc'late coins again. The wee man's wise to it now. / Hugo: We'll catch that leprechaun, friend! / Margo: [[looking...
Scary Go Round 20070504 Hugo: Our taskmaster is over there, Mr Ryan Beckwith! / Margo: Oh! I met him at the airport! / Ryan: I tried the treasure trove of choc'late coins again. The wee man's wise to it now. / Hugo: We'll catch that leprechaun, friend! / Margo (sotto voce): Is he simple? He didn't seem simple! / Margo: You shouldn't...
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Scene: Forest in Ireland. Ryan diligently searches a mossy and mushroomy upstage with a magnifying glass while Hugo vanishes off backstage. Margo follows behind Ryan, looking rather concerned]] / Margo: Ryan, I don't know whether you think the sky is going to fall in but...this isn't sane. / Ryan:...
 
Scary Go Round 20070508 [[We see a gate made out of a wooden frame with roses, with a sign "Fairie Glen" nearby]] / Hugo: Our tiny target must reside within the fairy glen. / Ryan: Aw no, no. I ain't penetratin' the kingdom of the wee folk, Hugo. / Ryan: If they catch you, you get turned into a donkey... or anythin' else with...
Scary Go Round 20070509 [[In the fairy glen, all around them are gnomes, large insects, rainbows, unicorns, etc. Hugo is perturbed.]] / Ryan: Oh hot dang, this is the Shangri-la I been waitin' for all my life. / Hugo: In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti... / [[Hugo runs off.]] / Margo: So what will you do with your...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Oh hot dang, this is the Shangri-La I been waitin' for all my life. / Hugo: In nomine patri, et filii, et spiritus sancti... / Margo: So what will you do with your leprechaun? / Ryan: We're gonna catch him and take him home. / Margo: And he'll be kept with others of his kind? / Ryan: No, I think...
Scary Go Round 20070510 [[Ryan releases Comrade Bat in Percival's direction.]] / Ryan: Go go Comrade Bat! Catch the pigeon! / Percival: Chip chip! / [[Comrade Bat surprises Percival and grabs him from above.]] / [[Margo shuts up the sack with Percival in it.]] / Ryan: Nice one! You earned your acorn! / Margo: Why did we catch...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan and Margo sitting on a log in Faerie Glenn. Margo has a sack with Percival inside.]] / Ryan: Man, you got to make toughdecosins in times of crisis. It's a good thing the neve asked me to be a four star general. / Margo: You only put a little bird in a sack. You can let him out again! / Ryan: Even...
Scary Go Round 20070514 [[Leprechauns and a big pink ogre (?) drop down on Hugo from above. Margo flees.]] / Leprechaun: No surrender! / Bee: Bzz! / Wogun: Give us Percival! / Ryan: Run Margo, save yourself! / [[Ryan is gripped tightly by the ogre, and the other leprechaun punches him.]] / <> / Ryan: He's in my laundry bag. / Leprechaun:...
 
Scary Go Round 20070515 [[Margo is fleeing.]] / Margo: Jesus... I've got to do something... / [[She opens her crochet bag. Her glasses are now on, changing the scenery to black and white.]] / Margo: I only hope I'm not... too late! / [[She holds a crochet hook and skein of yarn in the traditional "badass crocheter" pose.]] / <> / <> / Margo:...
Scary Go Round 20070516 [[Ryan is tied to a tree, being beaten up by Wogun. In the background are the pink cyclops, bee, the other leprechaun, and a pink unicorn.]] / Leprechaun: Where's Percival? Where's Percival? Come on, man! / Ryan: I can keep sayin' he's on my head... but maybe you need the unicorn to headbutt me in the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Margo: Well, if you want this luxury item, you'll have to do a job for us in Britain. / Wogun: Anything! / Ryan: You oughta tell him, Margo. Tell him he's gotta fight the devil. / Wogun: You think the fightin' Irish are afeared of the devil? / Second Leprechaun: He'll know his block off! Twice if necessary! / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: There's runnin' away, Hugo, and there's leaving the country. You embarrassed yourself, man. / Hugo: Ryan, I believed after a few hours you would abandon your delusional quest. I thought it to be the result of low blood sugars or the D.T's / Hugo: Soon, I thought, it would be business as usual...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Boy: So.. is this the new Noosehead album? / Esther: "Year Neo isn't just an album... It's a multimedia experience! / [music playing: DIE... KILL...] / Esther (cont.): Every song is packed with hidden references to Year Neo websites and comics and limited edition t-shirts! Together, they form a story...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Boy: So... is this the new Noosehead album? / Esther: "Year Neo" isn't just an album... it's a multimedia experience! / Music: DIE KILL / Esther: Every song is packed with hidden references to Year Neo websites and comics and limited edition t-shirts! / Together, they form a story about a dystopian...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Ames, the internet's gone out again! / Amy: That's nice, Shelley. What's the big deal? / Shelley: The big deal? What if the internets gone out on account of some unruly vampires or a perturbed werewolf or the vengeful ghost of that spider I accidentally killed yesterday when I shut my Garfield...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is in the doctor's office. He is in the background looking ominously at a clipboard.]] Shelley: I think I've earned my lolly, doctor! You can save your praise for my perfect health! / Doctor: Actually Ms Winters, I'm afraid this time we found a brain tumor. / Shelley: What?! No! How? Is it malignant? / Doctor:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: I think I've earned my lolly, doctor! You can save your praise for my perfect health! / Doc: Actually Ms Winters, I'm afraid this time we've found a brain tumor. / Shelley: What?! No! How? Is it malignant? / Doc: Actually no! It's the darn pluckiest, happiest most wonderful tumor I've ever...
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Man, I'm thirsty. Time for a drink. / [[Shelley drinks a pink beverage]] / [[Shelley looks down at the drink.]] / [[Shelley starts to grow larger!]] / Shelley: ...oops. / Shelley: Oh dear. / [[Shelley steps out of her house, now very tall indeed]] / [[Shelley looks skyward.]] / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Paul Milton: Oi! ~ Winters! / Erin Winters: What is it, Milford? / Paul: So, I heard about your engagement to headmaster, hur hur / Erin: Yes, and he's the most amazing, handsome, wonderful man I could hope for a husband. / Paul: It just feels like a bit of a drastic change is all. / Paul: I mean, to...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is under the gun in a tattoo parlor, glasses and hair askew]]Amy: Little Shelley's first tattoo! I am honoured to be a part of this momentous occasion! / Shelley: If the stench of tequila on my breath and clothing is any indication, I'd say you had a lot to do with orchestrating this momentous...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Amy wake up! We're going to be famous! / Amy: Mmrph.... / Shelley: Look. I came up with a brilliant new song! / Amy: You have 30 seconds before I do something awful to you that I may or may not regret in the morning. / Shelley: It's called "Elanor RIPLEY"! It's about the tragic life of a sexy...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Fiddle sticks! Makin' yoghurt pot lids with tabs that rip when you try to take 'em off ought to be illegal! / Amy: You're right Shelley - too long have we struggled under the yoke of shoddy lid construction! / We will travel to the capital and petition the Prime Minister to outlaw sub-standard...
Scary Go Round 20070531 {{Guest strip: Julie Keene of Okay Pants}} / THE BOY TAKES A WALK! / The Boy: Hello, world! I'm The Boy! / [[Sun, greenery, flowers]] / The Boy: Hello, clouds! How are you?! / The Boy: Good day, grass! / <> / [[He's smacked in the head with a dark handbag.]] / Esther: Too much glee, The Boy. / The...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Title: And now it's time for some Scar-Wii-Go Round / Shelley: Ryan, swing the bat! / Ryan: I'm trying! The remote is awkward as a comic boot meet-up! / Shelley: Look, like this! / [[Shelley's Wii remote hits in the eye]] / Ryan: Avast, my eye! Poked-out in its prime! / Title: Soon... / Tim: I've created...
 

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