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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Cromerty's ship plunges below the sea]] / Laird of Stromness: Cromerty is sunk! A murder ship miscarries! / Claimed by the waves! / Cromerty: Dive! Dive! / Cromerty: Miss Moon, plot a course back to English waters. / Moon: What about the Kraken? / Cromerty: We've wasted enough time on a fool's errand. / This...
Scary Go Round: April 17, 2007 [[The Lady Elaine, now a round submarine, dives into the sea and escapes the laird and his fish-masked crew.]] / Laird: Cromerty is sunk! / A murder ship miscarries! / Claimed by the waves! / Someone on the Lady Elaine: Dive! / Dive! / [[Moon, Ernest and Desmond are standing in the control room of the Lady...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Des: Moon, you're crazy! That thing'll eat you like a jelly baby! / Moon: Don't you get it? If we catch this thing, we'll be famous! / Des: Time Magazine won't put headless corpses on the cover! It doesn't play well with their target demographic of people with heads. / Moon: Des, you're a freakin' merman....
Scary Go Round 20070419 [[Moon in a scuba suit and Des in naught but swimming trunks, they swim through the sea.]] / Des: Just so you know, Moon, I am drowning. It's just taking longer than expected for the death to kick in. / [[They come up behind the kraken.]] / Des: Didn't Shelley say this was some ancient god? It's more...
Scary Go Round 20070420 [[Moon and Des frantically flee the kraken. When it's almost upon them, Moon turns around and fires what seems to be a large tranquilizer gun into it. It turns dark and looks very ill as they escape.]] / [[Ernest looks through the periscope.]] / Ernest: Man alive, those youngsters subdued the beast!...
April 23, 2007: The Kraken Captured [[In the sea, far beneath the surface, a wooden submarine is towing a large green sea monster caught in a net.]] / A voice from inside the submarine: Mission Accomplished! / Well who knew, eh? / [[Inside the submarine, Desmond (a green half-man, half-fish creature) is standing with one arm around Moon...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Raffles: Behold our target... PANINATU, the volcano god!' / Raffles: This will be the biggest steal of my... or any man's career! / Bonzo: Tuppin' 'ell Raffles, I 'ope this "genius plan" of yours works. / Raffles: Bonzo sir, this is man versus diety, the ultimate caper! / Raffles: Every detail, every...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan Beckwith sitting in an airport]] / Ryan: Dang, the airport is like a luxury destination all of its own. You don't gots to worry about washin' up or vacuumin' they got dudes for that. / Ryan: It's just a shame Roy Air's baggage allowance is an envelope with 5 Tic Tacs in it. "Or Equivalent". / [[Ryan...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan Beckwith and Margo Plodz have gotten off the Roy Air plane to Ireland]] / Ryan: Hi there margo. I didn't see you in pig class. / Margo: No. I paid E15 for the upgrade to wooden packing crate class. You have to live a little. / Ryan: What was in the crates? / Margo[[emanating unhappiness]]:...
Scary Go Round 20070427 [[In merrie Ireland, Ryan sits on a rock reading from the folder Shelley prepared for him.]] / Ryan: Dang it all Shelley, these leprechaun catchin' instructions are powerful thin. / Ryan: The little people ain't like us. They got their own ways, simple ways. They crave sticks... or bottletops... or grease?...
Scary Go Round: April 27, 2007 [[Ryan is sitting on a rock at the foot of a tree. He is reading a green folder with his name on it, and his pet bat is in his pocket.]] / Ryan: Dang it all Shelley, these leprechaun catchin' instructions are powerful thin. / Ryan: The little people ain't like us. / They got their own ways, simple ways. / They...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Come on leprechaun guy, grab the coin! It's a big one! / Leprechaun: Saints alive, Percival! Pennies from Heaven! / Percival: Chip chip! / Hugo: Ryan! What antics be you perpetratin' amongst the branches? / Ryan: Wha-? / Ryan: Oh just fallin' you know / Ryan: Hugo, I was ten seconds away from...
Scary Go Round: April 30, 2007 [[Ryan is perched on a tree branch, dangling a coin tied to a string over a large pot of gold, which a leprechaun and a bird are looking at.]] / Ryan (to himself): Come on leprechaun guy, grab the coin! / It's a big one! / Leprechaun: Saints alive Percival! / Pennies from heaven! / Bird: Chip chip! / [[Ryan...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Hugo: So Ryan, what is the news, how are you living life today? / Ryan: Well life was pleasin'ly directionless... until Shelley told me the world was endin' unless I went to Ireland and caught a gnome. / [[Ryan is holding Friend Bat. Hugo is holding some of Ryan's chocolate coins.]] / Hugo: Shelley!...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan and Hugo talking in pub over a pint]] / Ryan: So how comes you're in Ireland, Hugo? / Hugo: I am now a literary agent, a man of high class arts. / Ryan: [[slyly]] Erotical fiction? Wait, no, erotical non-fiction. / Hugo: [[sarcastically]] Ha ha. Quit your gutter talk. / Hugo: [[digging a book out]]...
Scary Go Round 20070502 [[Ryan and Hugo in a pub.]] / Ryan: So how come you're in Ireland, Hugo? / Hugo: I am now a literary agent, a man of high class arts. / Ryan: Erotical fiction? Wait, no, erotical non-fiction. / Hugo: Ha ha. Quit your gutter talk. / Hugo: After my trials with Roxy Postlethwaite, I sought a responsible...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan and Hugo outdoors walking along the city street]] / Ryan: Now Hugo, without wishin to seem unkind...by stoppin' me catchin' that gnome, you might have caused the end of the world. / Hugo: Ryan, you know me to be a man of the highest honour. / Hugo: I will make amends. Tomorrow we catch this mini-man...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Hugo and Margo outside]] / Hugo: Our taskmaster is over there. Mr Ryan Beckwith! / Margo: Oh! I met him at the airport! / Ryan: [[carrying cauldron of coins]] I tried the treasure trove of choc'late coins again. The wee man's wise to it now. / Hugo: We'll catch that leprechaun, friend! / Margo: [[looking...
Scary Go Round 20070504 Hugo: Our taskmaster is over there, Mr Ryan Beckwith! / Margo: Oh! I met him at the airport! / Ryan: I tried the treasure trove of choc'late coins again. The wee man's wise to it now. / Hugo: We'll catch that leprechaun, friend! / Margo (sotto voce): Is he simple? He didn't seem simple! / Margo: You shouldn't...
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Scene: Forest in Ireland. Ryan diligently searches a mossy and mushroomy upstage with a magnifying glass while Hugo vanishes off backstage. Margo follows behind Ryan, looking rather concerned]] / Margo: Ryan, I don't know whether you think the sky is going to fall in but...this isn't sane. / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round 20070508 [[We see a gate made out of a wooden frame with roses, with a sign "Fairie Glen" nearby]] / Hugo: Our tiny target must reside within the fairy glen. / Ryan: Aw no, no. I ain't penetratin' the kingdom of the wee folk, Hugo. / Ryan: If they catch you, you get turned into a donkey... or anythin' else with...
Scary Go Round 20070509 [[In the fairy glen, all around them are gnomes, large insects, rainbows, unicorns, etc. Hugo is perturbed.]] / Ryan: Oh hot dang, this is the Shangri-la I been waitin' for all my life. / Hugo: In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti... / [[Hugo runs off.]] / Margo: So what will you do with your...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Oh hot dang, this is the Shangri-La I been waitin' for all my life. / Hugo: In nomine patri, et filii, et spiritus sancti... / Margo: So what will you do with your leprechaun? / Ryan: We're gonna catch him and take him home. / Margo: And he'll be kept with others of his kind? / Ryan: No, I think...
Scary Go Round 20070510 [[Ryan releases Comrade Bat in Percival's direction.]] / Ryan: Go go Comrade Bat! Catch the pigeon! / Percival: Chip chip! / [[Comrade Bat surprises Percival and grabs him from above.]] / [[Margo shuts up the sack with Percival in it.]] / Ryan: Nice one! You earned your acorn! / Margo: Why did we catch...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan and Margo sitting on a log in Faerie Glenn. Margo has a sack with Percival inside.]] / Ryan: Man, you got to make toughdecosins in times of crisis. It's a good thing the neve asked me to be a four star general. / Margo: You only put a little bird in a sack. You can let him out again! / Ryan: Even...
 
Scary Go Round 20070514 [[Leprechauns and a big pink ogre (?) drop down on Hugo from above. Margo flees.]] / Leprechaun: No surrender! / Bee: Bzz! / Wogun: Give us Percival! / Ryan: Run Margo, save yourself! / [[Ryan is gripped tightly by the ogre, and the other leprechaun punches him.]] / <> / Ryan: He's in my laundry bag. / Leprechaun:...
Scary Go Round 20070515 [[Margo is fleeing.]] / Margo: Jesus... I've got to do something... / [[She opens her crochet bag. Her glasses are now on, changing the scenery to black and white.]] / Margo: I only hope I'm not... too late! / [[She holds a crochet hook and skein of yarn in the traditional "badass crocheter" pose.]] / <> / <> / Margo:...
Scary Go Round 20070516 [[Ryan is tied to a tree, being beaten up by Wogun. In the background are the pink cyclops, bee, the other leprechaun, and a pink unicorn.]] / Leprechaun: Where's Percival? Where's Percival? Come on, man! / Ryan: I can keep sayin' he's on my head... but maybe you need the unicorn to headbutt me in the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Margo: Well, if you want this luxury item, you'll have to do a job for us in Britain. / Wogun: Anything! / Ryan: You oughta tell him, Margo. Tell him he's gotta fight the devil. / Wogun: You think the fightin' Irish are afeared of the devil? / Second Leprechaun: He'll know his block off! Twice if necessary! / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: There's runnin' away, Hugo, and there's leaving the country. You embarrassed yourself, man. / Hugo: Ryan, I believed after a few hours you would abandon your delusional quest. I thought it to be the result of low blood sugars or the D.T's / Hugo: Soon, I thought, it would be business as usual...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Boy: So.. is this the new Noosehead album? / Esther: "Year Neo isn't just an album... It's a multimedia experience! / [music playing: DIE... KILL...] / Esther (cont.): Every song is packed with hidden references to Year Neo websites and comics and limited edition t-shirts! Together, they form a story...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Boy: So... is this the new Noosehead album? / Esther: "Year Neo" isn't just an album... it's a multimedia experience! / Music: DIE KILL / Esther: Every song is packed with hidden references to Year Neo websites and comics and limited edition t-shirts! / Together, they form a story about a dystopian...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Ames, the internet's gone out again! / Amy: That's nice, Shelley. What's the big deal? / Shelley: The big deal? What if the internets gone out on account of some unruly vampires or a perturbed werewolf or the vengeful ghost of that spider I accidentally killed yesterday when I shut my Garfield...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley is in the doctor's office. He is in the background looking ominously at a clipboard.]] Shelley: I think I've earned my lolly, doctor! You can save your praise for my perfect health! / Doctor: Actually Ms Winters, I'm afraid this time we found a brain tumor. / Shelley: What?! No! How? Is it malignant? / Doctor:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: I think I've earned my lolly, doctor! You can save your praise for my perfect health! / Doc: Actually Ms Winters, I'm afraid this time we've found a brain tumor. / Shelley: What?! No! How? Is it malignant? / Doc: Actually no! It's the darn pluckiest, happiest most wonderful tumor I've ever...
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Man, I'm thirsty. Time for a drink. / [[Shelley drinks a pink beverage]] / [[Shelley looks down at the drink.]] / [[Shelley starts to grow larger!]] / Shelley: ...oops. / Shelley: Oh dear. / [[Shelley steps out of her house, now very tall indeed]] / [[Shelley looks skyward.]] / Shelley:...
 

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