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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Hugo: So Ryan, what is the news, how are you living life today?
/ Ryan: Well life was pleasin'ly directionless... until Shelley told me the world was endin' unless I went to Ireland and caught a gnome.
/ [[Ryan is holding Friend Bat. Hugo is holding some of Ryan's chocolate coins.]] / Hugo: Shelley!... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070501 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan and Hugo talking in pub over a pint]]
/ Ryan: So how comes you're in Ireland, Hugo?
/ Hugo: I am now a literary agent, a man of high class arts. / Ryan: [[slyly]] Erotical fiction? Wait, no, erotical non-fiction.
/ Hugo: [[sarcastically]] Ha ha. Quit your gutter talk. / Hugo: [[digging a book out]]... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070502 |
| Scary Go Round 20070502 | [[Ryan and Hugo in a pub.]]
/ Ryan: So how come you're in Ireland, Hugo?
/ Hugo: I am now a literary agent, a man of high class arts. / Ryan: Erotical fiction? Wait, no, erotical non-fiction.
/ Hugo: Ha ha. Quit your gutter talk. / Hugo: After my trials with Roxy Postlethwaite, I sought a responsible... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070502 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan and Hugo outdoors walking along the city street]]
/ Ryan: Now Hugo, without wishin to seem unkind...by stoppin' me catchin' that gnome, you might have caused the end of the world.
/ Hugo: Ryan, you know me to be a man of the highest honour. / Hugo: I will make amends. Tomorrow we catch this mini-man... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070503 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Hugo and Margo outside]]
/ Hugo: Our taskmaster is over there. Mr Ryan Beckwith!
/ Margo: Oh! I met him at the airport! / Ryan: [[carrying cauldron of coins]] I tried the treasure trove of choc'late coins again. The wee man's wise to it now.
/ Hugo: We'll catch that leprechaun, friend!
/ Margo: [[looking... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070504 |
| Scary Go Round 20070504 | Hugo: Our taskmaster is over there, Mr Ryan Beckwith!
/ Margo: Oh! I met him at the airport! / Ryan: I tried the treasure trove of choc'late coins again. The wee man's wise to it now.
/ Hugo: We'll catch that leprechaun, friend!
/ Margo (sotto voce): Is he simple? He didn't seem simple! / Margo: You shouldn't... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070504 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070505">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070505 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Scene: Forest in Ireland. Ryan diligently searches a mossy and mushroomy upstage with a magnifying glass while Hugo vanishes off backstage. Margo follows behind Ryan, looking rather concerned]]
/ Margo: Ryan, I don't know whether you think the sky is going to fall in but...this isn't sane. / Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070507 |
| Scary Go Round 20070508 | [[We see a gate made out of a wooden frame with roses, with a sign "Fairie Glen" nearby]]
/ Hugo: Our tiny target must reside within the fairy glen.
/ Ryan: Aw no, no. I ain't penetratin' the kingdom of the wee folk, Hugo. / Ryan: If they catch you, you get turned into a donkey... or anythin' else with... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070508 |
| Scary Go Round 20070509 | [[In the fairy glen, all around them are gnomes, large insects, rainbows, unicorns, etc. Hugo is perturbed.]]
/ Ryan: Oh hot dang, this is the Shangri-la I been waitin' for all my life.
/ Hugo: In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti... / [[Hugo runs off.]]
/ Margo: So what will you do with your... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070509 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Oh hot dang, this is the Shangri-La I been waitin' for all my life.
/ Hugo: In nomine patri, et filii, et spiritus sancti... / Margo: So what will you do with your leprechaun?
/ Ryan: We're gonna catch him and take him home. / Margo: And he'll be kept with others of his kind?
/ Ryan: No, I think... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070509 |
| Scary Go Round 20070510 | [[Ryan releases Comrade Bat in Percival's direction.]]
/ Ryan: Go go Comrade Bat! Catch the pigeon!
/ Percival: Chip chip! / [[Comrade Bat surprises Percival and grabs him from above.]] / [[Margo shuts up the sack with Percival in it.]]
/ Ryan: Nice one! You earned your acorn!
/ Margo: Why did we catch... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070510 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan and Margo sitting on a log in Faerie Glenn. Margo has a sack with Percival inside.]]
/ Ryan: Man, you got to make toughdecosins in times of crisis. It's a good thing the neve asked me to be a four star general.
/ Margo: You only put a little bird in a sack. You can let him out again! / Ryan: Even... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070511 |
| Scary Go Round 20070514 | [[Leprechauns and a big pink ogre (?) drop down on Hugo from above. Margo flees.]]
/ Leprechaun: No surrender!
/ Bee: Bzz!
/ Wogun: Give us Percival!
/ Ryan: Run Margo, save yourself! / [[Ryan is gripped tightly by the ogre, and the other leprechaun punches him.]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070514 |
| Scary Go Round 20070515 | [[Margo is fleeing.]]
/ Margo: Jesus... I've got to do something... / [[She opens her crochet bag. Her glasses are now on, changing the scenery to black and white.]]
/ Margo: I only hope I'm not... too late! / [[She holds a crochet hook and skein of yarn in the traditional "badass crocheter" pose.]] / < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070515 |
| Scary Go Round 20070516 | [[Ryan is tied to a tree, being beaten up by Wogun. In the background are the pink cyclops, bee, the other leprechaun, and a pink unicorn.]]
/ Leprechaun: Where's Percival? Where's Percival? Come on, man!
/ Ryan: I can keep sayin' he's on my head... but maybe you need the unicorn to headbutt me in the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070516 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Margo: Well, if you want this luxury item, you'll have to do a job for us in Britain.
/ Wogun: Anything!
/ Ryan: You oughta tell him, Margo. Tell him he's gotta fight the devil. / Wogun: You think the fightin' Irish are afeared of the devil?
/ Second Leprechaun: He'll know his block off! Twice if necessary! / Ryan:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070517 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: There's runnin' away, Hugo, and there's leaving the country. You embarrassed yourself, man. / Hugo: Ryan, I believed after a few hours you would abandon your delusional quest. I thought it to be the result of low blood sugars or the D.T's / Hugo: Soon, I thought, it would be business as usual... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070518 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | The Boy: So.. is this the new Noosehead album?
/ Esther: "Year Neo isn't just an album... It's a multimedia experience!
/ [music playing: DIE... KILL...] / Esther (cont.): Every song is packed with hidden references to Year Neo websites and comics and limited edition t-shirts! Together, they form a story... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070521 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | The Boy: So... is this the new Noosehead album?
/ Esther: "Year Neo" isn't just an album... it's a multimedia experience!
/ Music: DIE KILL / Esther: Every song is packed with hidden references to Year Neo websites and comics and limited edition t-shirts!
/ Together, they form a story about a dystopian... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070521 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Ames, the internet's gone out again! / Amy: That's nice, Shelley. What's the big deal? / Shelley: The big deal? What if the internets gone out on account of some unruly vampires or a perturbed werewolf or the vengeful ghost of that spider I accidentally killed yesterday when I shut my Garfield... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070522 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is in the doctor's office. He is in the background looking ominously at a clipboard.]] Shelley: I think I've earned my lolly, doctor! You can save your praise for my perfect health!
/ Doctor: Actually Ms Winters, I'm afraid this time we found a brain tumor.
/ Shelley: What?! No! How? Is it malignant?
/ Doctor:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070523 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: I think I've earned my lolly, doctor! You can save your praise for my perfect health! / Doc: Actually Ms Winters, I'm afraid this time we've found a brain tumor. / Shelley: What?! No! How? Is it malignant? / Doc: Actually no! It's the darn pluckiest, happiest most wonderful tumor I've ever... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070523 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070524">http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070524 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Man, I'm thirsty. Time for a drink. / [[Shelley drinks a pink beverage]] / [[Shelley looks down at the drink.]] / [[Shelley starts to grow larger!]]
/ Shelley: ...oops. / Shelley: Oh dear.
/ [[Shelley steps out of her house, now very tall indeed]] / [[Shelley looks skyward.]] / Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070525 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Paul Milton: Oi! ~ Winters! / Erin Winters: What is it, Milford?
/ Paul: So, I heard about your engagement to headmaster, hur hur / Erin: Yes, and he's the most amazing, handsome, wonderful man I could hope for a husband.
/ Paul: It just feels like a bit of a drastic change is all. / Paul: I mean, to... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070526 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is under the gun in a tattoo parlor, glasses and hair askew]]Amy: Little Shelley's first tattoo! I am honoured to be a part of this momentous occasion!
/ Shelley: If the stench of tequila on my breath and clothing is any indication, I'd say you had a lot to do with orchestrating this momentous... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070528 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Amy wake up! We're going to be famous!
/ Amy: Mmrph.... / Shelley: Look. I came up with a brilliant new song!
/ Amy: You have 30 seconds before I do something awful to you that I may or may not regret in the morning. / Shelley: It's called "Elanor RIPLEY"! It's about the tragic life of a sexy... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070529 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Fiddle sticks! Makin' yoghurt pot lids with tabs that rip when you try to take 'em off ought to be illegal!
/ Amy: You're right Shelley - too long have we struggled under the yoke of shoddy lid construction!
/ We will travel to the capital and petition the Prime Minister to outlaw sub-standard... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070530 |
| Scary Go Round 20070531 | {{Guest strip: Julie Keene of Okay Pants}} / THE BOY TAKES A WALK! / The Boy: Hello, world! I'm The Boy!
/ [[Sun, greenery, flowers]] / The Boy: Hello, clouds! How are you?! / The Boy: Good day, grass! / < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070531 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Title: And now it's time for some Scar-Wii-Go Round
/ Shelley: Ryan, swing the bat!
/ Ryan: I'm trying! The remote is awkward as a comic boot meet-up!
/ Shelley: Look, like this! / [[Shelley's Wii remote hits in the eye]]
/ Ryan: Avast, my eye! Poked-out in its prime! / Title: Soon...
/ Tim: I've created... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070601 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Shell, are you sure us lady types should be out walking so late?
/ Shelley: What have we got to worry about around here? / Shelley: ...Although I have heard myths of the suburban buccaneers - they go around scratching Ford Mondeos with their hooks
/ Amy: This isn't a joke. There's a lot of bad eggs... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070602 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[This comic is in a different style than other Scary-go-Rounds. It's a plot recap after a fortnight of guest comics, and there is no dialog, just narrative text and a bunch of drawings of each mentioned character.]] / Super Crisis Quests Action Recap / The devil said he'd free Bob Crowley from his... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070603 |
| Scary Go Round 20070603 | SUPER CRISIS QUESTS
/ * ACTION RECAP * / The devil said he'd free Bob Crowley from his school prison if he'd open a portal to hell
/ And Bob has to take a bride...
/ Shelley's sister Erin (who he hypnotised with his SWAMI WAYS)
/ Meanwhile
/ Mayor Davies went nuts
/ And
/ Crowley's failed wooing of Dark Esther... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070603 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | THE BRITISH SPACE AGENCY!
/ IT'S LIKE NASA BUT WITH MANY BILLIONS LESS DOLLARS.
/ AND LESS EMPLOYEES NAMED TAD, CHUCK, BIFF AND POINDEXTER. / [[as shelly crawls through an open window]]
/ THESE BRAVE BOYS FIRE EXPENSIVE MACHINERY ONTO DISTANT WORLDS WHERE IT BREAKS IMMEDIATELY!
/ HURRAY FOR BRITAIN, THE... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070604 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Exterior of the British Space Agency]]
/ Narration: The British Space Agency!
/ It's like NASA but with many billions less dollars.
/ And less employees name Tad, Chuck, Buff and Poindexter. / [[Shelly in green track suit and sneakers climbs through a window]]
/ Narration: These brave boys fire expensive... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070604 |
| Scary Go Round 20070605 | [[Shelley is being made to write out a statement on British Space Agency letterhead. Text: "I, Shelley Winters, hereby promise promise promise on a tiny puppy's life never to try to steal a space shuttle again. Signed. SHELLEY (illegible) XXX P.S. YOU'LL REGRET IT]]
/ BSA man: "You'll regret it"? / Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070605 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley writes a contract]]
/ Contract: British Space Agency
/ Unit A, Kingsway, Corby, Northants
/ I, Shelley Winters, hereby promies promise promise on a tiny puppy's life never to try to steal a space shuttle again. signed (Shelley)
/ P.S. YOU'LL REGRET IT / Scientist: "You'll regret it"? / Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070605 |
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