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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Shell, are you sure us lady types should be out walking so late? / Shelley: What have we got to worry about around here? / Shelley: ...Although I have heard myths of the suburban buccaneers - they go around scratching Ford Mondeos with their hooks / Amy: This isn't a joke. There's a lot of bad eggs...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[This comic is in a different style than other Scary-go-Rounds. It's a plot recap after a fortnight of guest comics, and there is no dialog, just narrative text and a bunch of drawings of each mentioned character.]] / Super Crisis Quests Action Recap / The devil said he'd free Bob Crowley from his...
Scary Go Round 20070603 SUPER CRISIS QUESTS / * ACTION RECAP * / The devil said he'd free Bob Crowley from his school prison if he'd open a portal to hell / And Bob has to take a bride... / Shelley's sister Erin (who he hypnotised with his SWAMI WAYS) / Meanwhile / Mayor Davies went nuts / And / Crowley's failed wooing of Dark Esther...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison THE BRITISH SPACE AGENCY! / IT'S LIKE NASA BUT WITH MANY BILLIONS LESS DOLLARS. / AND LESS EMPLOYEES NAMED TAD, CHUCK, BIFF AND POINDEXTER. / [[as shelly crawls through an open window]] / THESE BRAVE BOYS FIRE EXPENSIVE MACHINERY ONTO DISTANT WORLDS WHERE IT BREAKS IMMEDIATELY! / HURRAY FOR BRITAIN, THE...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Exterior of the British Space Agency]] / Narration: The British Space Agency! / It's like NASA but with many billions less dollars. / And less employees name Tad, Chuck, Buff and Poindexter. / [[Shelly in green track suit and sneakers climbs through a window]] / Narration: These brave boys fire expensive...
Scary Go Round 20070605 [[Shelley is being made to write out a statement on British Space Agency letterhead. Text: "I, Shelley Winters, hereby promise promise promise on a tiny puppy's life never to try to steal a space shuttle again. Signed. SHELLEY (illegible) XXX P.S. YOU'LL REGRET IT]] / BSA man: "You'll regret it"? / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley writes a contract]] / Contract: British Space Agency / Unit A, Kingsway, Corby, Northants / I, Shelley Winters, hereby promies promise promise on a tiny puppy's life never to try to steal a space shuttle again. signed (Shelley) / P.S. YOU'LL REGRET IT / Scientist: "You'll regret it"? / Shelley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley drives away after failing in her Super Crisis Quest]] / Shelley: Oh dear. Oh no. Oh NO. / Shelley: Magma and demonds and it's all my fault. / Shelley: All I had to do was recruit The Moon. / Shelley: And if I can't fulfill my mission, how can Esther and The Boy manage it? / Shelley: They're just...
Scary Go Round 20070606 [[Shelley driving. The Moon above.]] / Shelley: Oh dear. Oh no. Oh no. Magma and demonds and it's all my fault. All I had to do was recruit the moon. / [[The Moon is shining in her windshield.]] / Shelley: And if I can't fulfill my mission, how can Esther and The Boy manage it? They're just kids, consumed...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At the cauldron in Mother Shipton's cave]] / Mother Shipton: I tire you teaching you spells, princess! / Mother Shipton: Go play in the mosses and lichens of the cave. / Amy: Oh Mother Shipton, you do SPOIL ME. / [[Amy gently traces a cave painting with her finger]] / Amy: Wow. To think these ancient...
Scary Go Round 20070607 [[Mother Shipton and Amy are standing by a green-steaming cauldron. Beside are jars of eyeballs and possibly "toes of frog." Amy drops one eyeball in the cauldron.]] / Mother Shipton: I tire of teaching you spells, princess! Go play in the mosses and lichens of the cave. / Amy: Oh Mother Shipton, you...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley climbs on the roof of her car]] / Shelley: Now, if I can't get to The Moon, I need to get his attention. / Shelley: And that cheeky orb has a one-track mind. / [[Shelley yells towards the sky]] / Shelley: I AM SO TIRED! / Shelley: IT IS TIME TO GET INTO MY SCANTY NIGHT-THINGS! / [[Shelley pulls...
Scary Go Round 20070608 [[Shelley climbs up onto the roof of her car. The full moon is above.]] / Shelley: Now, if I can't get to the Moon, I need to get his attention. And that cheeky orb has a one-track mind. / Shelley: I am so tired! It is time to get into my scanty night-things! / [[Partly off-panel, she drops her tracksuit...
June 11, 2007 [[Erin Winters is kneeling on her bed in her room looking at the cordless telephone in her hand.]] / <> / Erin Winters: Shelley? Great. Even my mad sister hung up. / [[Erin is standing before an open drawer looking at a photo in her hands.]] / Erin Winters: Oh Bob. No one approves of our love....
Scary Go Round 20070611 / Erin: Shelley? Great. Even my mad sister hung up. / Erin: Oh Bob, no one approves of our love. But I know that it's right! / Erin (off-panel): To think that just a few weeks ago I thought you were a greasy old pervert... / Erin (off-panel): And I know you'll stay home with the twins... / [[Mental...
June 12, 2007 [[Erin Winters is sitting at a phoropter while the optometrist Doctor Singh examines her eyes.]] / Doctor Singh: Sorry Erin, it looks like you'll have to start wearing your glasses again. / [[Erin sits while Doctor Singh handles a phoropter lens.]] / Erin: But I'm getting married tonight! What if he doesn't...
Scary Go Round 20070612 [[Erin is having her eyes tested.]] / Dr Singh: Sorry Erin, it looks like you'll have to start wearing your glasses again. / Erin: But I'm getting married tonight! What if he doesn't like me in glasses? / Dr Singh: If he loves you, he'll love you with slices of beetroot taped to your eyes. And let's...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Erin about to enter a Help The Wretched store and is looking over her shoulder at her previous life. She is Not Happy.]] / Erin: Maybe I can't tell my family, and my friends think I'm nuts... / Erin: ... But this is still going to be the most wonderful day of my life. / [[The store has on display: a...
Scary Go Round 20070613 [[Erin walks to the Help The Wretched shop. Signs on the window: "Lemuel Shanks - Tuff Rutty"; "Meet The Chisels"; "Ruff Kru - The Bomb Y'all".]] / Erin: Maybe I can't tell my family, and my friends think I'm nuts... but this is still going to be the most wonderful day of my life. / [[In the shop.]] / Erin:...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Crowley: Where is Mr. Rabbit with my wedding suit? I've not seen hide nor hair of that beast all day. / Goblin1: He is probably selecting just the right cummerbund! / Goblin2: Enjoy anew the sparkle and shine of the ring! / Crowley: Only eight hours until earth is awash in demons, blood and fire! Eight...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Bob Crowley: Where is Mr Rabbit with my wedding suit? I've not seen hide nor hair of that beast all day. / Winged goblin gent with wings?: He is probably selecting just the right cummerbund! / Bespectacled goblin fellow in long sleeves: Enjoy anew the sparkle and shine of the ring! / Bob Crowley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Devil: So Bob, how does it feel to be free of school and getting spliced? / Bob Crowley: Exciting, dark one! Though a shame I can't enjoy the world for a while before you flood it with your hideous spawn. / The Devil: The world is already an exceptionally horrible place, I'm just making it my...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Devil: So Bob how does it feel to be free of school and getting spliced? / Bob: Exciting Dark One! - Though a shame I can't enjoy the world for a while before you flood it with your hideous spawn. / The Devil: The world is already an exceptionally horrible place. - I'm just making it my kind of...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Woah! You fellows! I was sure you'd die a fiery lava death! / Raffles, Gentleman Thief: Rather than magma, it turns our Paninatu spews waves of fresh strawberry jam. / Raffles, Gentleman Thief: Despite some minor scalding, we tempted him out of his volcano home with some cream... / Raffles,...
Scary Go Round: June 18, 2007 [[Ryan, carrying a cardboard box with holes poked in it, approaches two two men. The first man, Raffles, looks debonair and classy, while the second, Bonzo Cribbins, looks like a ruffian. Both men have bandages around their arms.]] / Ryan: Woah! / You fellows! / I was sure you'd die a fiery lava death! / Raffles:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: The laprechaun's in this box, but he's havin' a nap. / Margot: Don't wake him up, he's a biter and a scratcher. / Mother Shipton: Yes yes! I see him! / Hugo: There is a kraken in the petrified well back there. I am going to spend tomorrow just staring at some leaves, recalibrating my shattered...
Scary Go Round: June 19, 2008 [[Ryan and Margo hand a box to the hag-like Mother Shipton. Hugo watches nervously in the background.]] / Ryan: The leprechaun's in this box, but he's havin' a nap. / Margo: Don't wake him up, he's a biter and a scratcher. / Mother Shipton: Yes yes! / I see him! / [[Hugo stands at the mouth of the cave,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[ The Boy and Esther have brought Mr. Rabbit to Mother Shipton's cave, and stand there with her. The rabbit is behind bars. ]] / Mother Shipton: Well done, children, well done. / Mr. Rabbit is vital to my plans. / Esther: What happens now, Mother Shipton? / Mother Shipton: I need to cast some spells to...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mother Shipton: Well done children, well done. Mr Rabbit is vital to my plans. / Esther: What happens now, mother shipton? / Mother Shipton: I need to cast some spells to complete the prophecy! They are not for young eyes! Go play at ring-a-roses and hop-scotch! / Mother Shipton: How delicious...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Boy: Now we've saved the world and society, there are a few things we need to sort out, Esther. / Esther: I know. Everything's been so messed up since christmas. And poor erin. First she grows 18 inches, then declares she's marrying the headmaster. / The Boy: I think things may have snowballed. / Esther:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Boy: Now we've saved the world and society, there are a few things we need to sort out, Esther. / Esther: I know. Everything's been so messed up since Christmas. And poor Erin. First she grows 18 inches, then declares she's marrying the headmaster. / The Boy: I think things may have snowballed. / Esther:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Erin knocks on a door]] / Erin Winters: I'm here, beloved Bob! I'm here for our wedding day! / [[Bob Answers, Erin is has love-hearts floating around her]] / Bob Crowley: What fiction is this! / [[Bob is anguished. It is revealed Erin is in a wedding dress. She looks despondent, but still has floaty...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Erin Winters: I'm here, beloved Bob! I'm here for our wedding day! / Bob Crowley: WHAT FICTION IS THIS? / Bob Crowley: Where is the leggy, buxom gazelle of my fevered night thoughts? / Bob Crowley: This bookish sapling is a maiden aunt in waiting! / Erin Winters: LOVE ME, BOB, LOVE ME! / Bob Crowley:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The devil is furious, a pink and yellow pattern radiating from his head fills the panel.]] / Devil: What do you mean, you don't want to marry her? / Devil: Only the cold light of the full moon... / Devil: ...and the unholy union of maiden and beast... / Devil: ...can flood the world with my lovely demon...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Devil: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY HER? / The Devil: Only the cold light of the full moon... / The Devil: ...And the unholy union of maiden and beast... / The Devil: ...Can flood the world with my lovely demon spawn! / Bob Crowley: Even the wickedest man in the world must marry...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[ The Devil is about to maryy Headmaster Crowley and Erin Winters under the light of a full moon, in accordance to the bargain between Bob and the Devil. Both are crying, Bob because Erin is no longer a busty Amazon, Erin because Bob obviously does not love her. ]] / The Devil: Dearly beloved, we are...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Devil: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of me, the gread deceiver... / The Devil: ...to bring about the union of Robert Aloysius Crowley and Erin Mary Winters. / <> / Shelly Winters: No goblin is marrying my sister to a magnetically handsome crying man! / Shelly...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Do you have planning permission for this portal? / <> / [[Shelley is grabbed by a tentacle]] / Shelley: Unhand me! I have no time for the ways of the deep! / The Devil: You horrible little woman! Who are you to foil the Devil's scheme? / Shelley: I'm not scared of you! / The Devil: [[loudly]]...
Scary Go Round 20070627 Shelley: Do you have planning permission for this portal? / [[A tentacle snags her.]] / <> / Shelley: Unhand me! I have no time for the ways of the deep! / [[The tentacle holds Shelley in front of the Devil.]] / Devil: You horrible little woman! Who are you to foil the Devil's scheme? / Shelley:...
 
Scary Go Round 20070628 [[Shelley and Esther embrace.]] / Shelley: We did it Esther! We beat the Devil! / Wogun: Dat ain't the Devil, ye great streaks of whitewash. / [[He looks over the corpse, which Percival is perched on.]] / Wogun: Ye jus' squashed Old Nobby, the greatest character actor of his generation. What a waste. / [[He...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: We did it, Esther! We beat the devil! / Goblin-fairy thing: Dat ain't the devil, ye great streaks of whitewash. / Goblin-fairy thing: Ye jus' squashed old nobby, the greatest character actor of his generation. What a waste. / Goblin-fairy thing: Dat's the devil over there, marryin' yer sister...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: What are those? / Bob Crowley: Demons. That thing's going to flood the world with demons. / Shelley: Can't we turn it off? Soon? / Ralph: Only two people know how to turn it off: Me and Professor Braun here. / Ralph: He's not feeling very well. / The Wogun: Well then, tell me / The Wogun: Are...
Scary Go Round 20070629 <> / [[Magenta blobs with faces start emerging from the portal.]] / Shelley: What are those? / Bob: Demons. That thing's going to flood the world with demons. / Shelley: Can't we turn it off? Soon? / Ralph/Devil: Only two people know how to turn it off: me and Professor Braun here. He's not feeling...
Scary Go Round 20070702 [[Hugo and Margo in a car. Margo looks peeved.]] / Hugo: No Margo. Hugo is not letting his main money-maker and lunch ticket out... into the dangerous world of goblins and wee men. / [[Sign: "Gimmer's Crag Inn"]] / Hugo: That fierce glow yonder suggests one thing. Any minute now someone will return complaining...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Hugo: No Margo. Hugo is not letting his main money-maker and lunch ticket out... / ...into the dangerous world of goblins and wee men. / Hugo: That fierce glow yonder suggests one thing. / Any minute now someone will return complaining that they have lost a limb. / Hugo: We will remain safe here in...
Scary Go Round 20070703 Bob: Once your sister and I were wed, the portal opened! There's nothing we can do! / Shelley: This is mind bogglingly annoying. / Ryan: I got no ideas except maybe buryin' this thing. / Shelley: Wait... Erin, you're only 16. / Shelley: This union is void without parental permission! / Erin: I got Dad...
Scary Go Round 20070703 Bob Crowley: Once your sister and I were wed, the portal opened! There's nothing we can do! / Shelley: This is mind bogglingly annoying. / Ryan: I got no ideas except maybe buryin' this thing. / Shelley: Wait... Erin, you're only 16. / Shelley: This union is void without parental permission! / Erin: I...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Has this marriage been consummated? The answer had better be "no". / Erin: No! / Bob: I never disturbed her maidenhead! / Shelley: I'm filing a motion for annulment by text message-- legal practice at its most ramshackle. And really. "Maidenhead"? / Shelley: How do you like my legal beaglery,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley Winters: Has this marriage been consummated? / Shelley Winters: The answer had better be "no". / Erin Winters: No! / Bob Crowley: I never disturbed her maidenhead! / Shelley Winters: I'm filing a motion for annulment by text message / Shelley Winters: Legal practice at its most ramshackle. / Shelley...
 
Scary Go Round 20070705 Ryan: Erin, you don't gotta be so hard on your sister. She's lookin' out for you. / Erin: Wow. Thanks. More great advice from a fully paid up member of her simpletons' club. / Ryan: Well dang ain't you just an utter delight. / Erin: I can find my arse with both hands, which puts me on a higher evolutionary...
Scary Go Round 20070705 Ryan: Erin, you don't gotta be so hard on your sister. She's lookin' out for you. / Erin: Wow, thanks. More great advice from a fully paid up member of her Simpletons' Club. / Ryan: Well dang ain't you just an utter delight. / Erin: I can find my arse with both hands, which puts me on a higher evolutionary...
Scary Go Round 20070706 [[Shelley hangs to a tree for dear life. Bob is not hanging on to anything.]] / Shelley: Holy moly! This is quite a gale! / Ryan: The portal's suckin' the demons back in... and anythin' else not nailed down! / Erin: BOB! / Erin: BOB, I'VE GOT YOU! / [[She reaches out for Bob, catches his feet, is sucked...
Scary Go Round 20070706 [[Shelly hangs on to a tree as they are all swept up by the portal's sucking. Bob has nothing to hold onto and falls over.]] / Shelley: Holy moly! This is quite a gale! / Ryan: The portal's suckin' the demons back in... and anythin' else not nailed down! / Erin: NO! / Erin: BOB, I'VE GOT YOU! / [[Erin...
Scary Go Round 20070709 [[Erin is holding onto Bob's legs with both hands, while Shelley is only flimsily holding to one of Erin's feet.]] / Erin: I won't let go, Bob, I won't! / Shelley: Erin, I can't hold on to both of you! Let go of old cradle-snatcher! He'll be fine in a dimension of demonds and deth! / [[Shelley loses her...
Scary Go Round 20070709 Erin: I won't let go, Bob, I won't! / Shelley: Erin, I can't hold on to both of you! Let go of old cradle-snatcher! He'll be fine in a dimension of demonds and deth! / [[She loses her grip. Bob and Erin catapult through the portal.]] / <> / Shelley: As a lifelong supporter of gravity, recent events...
Scary Go Round 20070710 [[Ryan, The Boy, and Erin come up in a tractor to rescue Shelley. Erin plucks her off the tree.]] / Ryan: Shelley, stop your wrigglin'! We're savin' you! / Shelley: Let go! I have to rescue my sister! / Ryan: Listen, one small woman can't just go into Hell. / Shelley: I can! I must! / Erin: Shelley, Hell...
Scary Go Round 20070710 [[Ryan, The Boy, and Erin come by in the bulldozer. The Boy holds Esther steady, and Esther reaches out and grabs Shelley from the tree she was holding on to.]] / Ryan: Shelley, stop your wrigglin'! We're savin' you! / Shelley: Let go! I have to rescue my sister! / Ryan: Listen, one small woman can't...
Scary Go Round 20070711 Esther: How do we turn the portal off, The Boy? You know about... science! / The Boy: I don't know if we should try. If it's not shut down properly, something appalling might happen! / Esther: The Portakabin's going! / The Boy: Well, they're made from compressed juice cartons and potato peelings! They're...
Scary Go Round 20070711 [[Esther and The Boy stand a relatively safe distance from the portal as the demons are sucked back into it.]] / Esther: How do we turn the portal off, The Boy? You know about... science! / The Boy: I don't know if we should try. If it's not shut down properly, something appalling might happen! / Esther:...
 

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