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Scary Go Round 20071010 [[Ryan enters the goth pet shop with Comrade Bat in his pocket.]] / Ryan: Good mornin' Esther and a fine Saturday to you! / [[Esther holds Comrade Bat, and Ryan puts a bucket of acorns on the counter.]] / Ryan: Comrade Bat's gettin through a lot of acorns. I think he's buildin' up his strength for Halloween. / Esther:...
Scary Go Round 20071011 Esther: Do you know if they're going to clear the old Town Hall site? / Ryan: You're hopin' they're goin' to build a roller rink, aren't you? / [[Ryan puts Comrade Bat back in his breast pocket.]] / Ryan: Roller skate dreams are natural for a girl but it ain't lookin' good. It's been officially named...
Scary Go Round 20071012 Esther: Papa, did you know that the town hall was built on a gypsy burial site: / Mr de Groot: Of course! It was your great grandfather who built it! It's part of a long family tradition of desecration and infamy. / Mr de Groot (voiceover): Byron de Groot came over from the Netherlands and was elected...
Scary Go Round 20071015 The Boy: You can't break into a building site! It's criminal trespass! / Esther: This is your chance to see some ghosts, The Boy! Doesn't that pique your scientific curiosity? / The Boy: No, Esther. It's also my one chance to feel a telescopic nightstick raining down blows on me. / Esther: Well, I tell...
Scary Go Round 20071016 The Boy: Esther, wait! There'll be security dogs! Or security men! / [[The Boy bangs his head against a fencepost.]] / <> / The Boy: Why can't I have a normal girlfriend who likes... I don't know... candles? / [[Esther yanks him through the fence.]] / The Boy: AAAAAH! / [[Esther clings to him...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Esther: Did you know my grandfather built this place on a gypsy burial site? / The Boy: What? Esther, is it even safe for you to be here? / Esther: It's not like the ghosts know I'm related to him. They don't have a DNA lab! / Esther: If they somehow know that, they don't know where I live! / The Boy:...
Scary Go Round 20071017 Esther: Did you know my grandfather built this place on a gypsy burial site? / The Boy: What? Esther, is it even safe for you to be here? / Esther: It's not like the ghosts know I'm related to him. They don't have a DNA lab! / [[Ghosts are swirling around them, unseen.]] / Esther: If they somehow know...
Scary Go Round 20071018 [[Esther and The Boy exit the construction site.]] / Esther: I can't believe there were no ghosts. / The Boy: I can't believe we weren't set upon by attack dogs and put in jail! / Esther: Maybe the ghosts got bored and dispersed. / The Boy: They might just have been hiding, like woodlice under a rock....
Scary Go Round 20071018 [[Esther and The Boy exit the construction site.]] / Esther: I can't believe there were no ghosts. / The Boy: I can't believe we weren't set upon by attack dogs and put in jail! / Esther: Maybe the ghosts got bored and dispersed. / The Boy: They might just have been hiding, like woodlice under a rock....
Scary Go Round 20071019 Comrade Bat: CHIP CHIP! SKREE SKREE! / [[Shelley, in an elaborate dress, is helping Ryan with a black-and-white harlequin costume.]] / Ryan: Thanks Shelley, that looks plenty nice now. / Shelley: It needed a woman's touch! / Shelley: Do you need a lift to the party? / Ryan: Naw, I'd better take Comrade...
Scary Go Round 20071019 Comrade Bat: CHIP CHIP! SKREE SKREE! / [[Shelley, in an elaborate dress, is helping Ryan with a black-and-white harlequin costume.]] / Ryan: Thanks Shelley, that looks plenty nice now. / Shelley: It needed a woman's touch! / Shelley: Do you need a lift to the party? / Ryan: Naw, I'd better take Comrade...
Scary Go Round 20071022 [[Esther and The Boy, in unclear states of undress, in Esther's bed.]] / Esther: Get out of my bed, The Boy! / The Boy: I'm reading! / The Boy: Just because my mum and dad are away, it doesn't mean you can be a dirty dog around my home. / [[We see The Boy's comic, which is NEWS TEAM. It shows a bald,...
Scary Go Round 20071023 [[The Boy and Esther are putting on costumes.]] / The Boy: We're going to be late for Milford's "Ultimate Halloween Party". / Esther: What makes it "Ultimate"? / The Boy: It's the last one he'll ever have. / Esther: Because someone'll be sick in the grand piano? / [[Esther now has a blonde wig and cheerleader...
 
Scary Go Round 20071024 [[The Boy adopts a haughty poise toward Ryan.]] / <> / Ryan: Less lip, Jimmy Olsen. Somethin' wicked this way comes. / Esther: What? / Ryan: Comrade Bat's been actin' crazy for days. He tore off down the street towards your house. / Ryan: Eventually we caught up a giant glowin' cube movin' in this...
Scary Go Round 20071025 [[Esther takes out the blue contact lenses she was wearing.]] / Esther: Ryan, my family may be responsible for spoiling a few... graves. And yesterday we kind of fooled around... near the graves. / The Boy: Capering... laughing... / Ryan: Aw hell. A Molotov cocktail of desecration and hi-jinks. / Ryan:...
Scary Go Round 20071026 [[Ryan and The Boy are setting up some unspecified equipment outside, up a tree.]] / The Boy: I know what you're up to, Ryan. I know you've got your dirty eye on Esther. / Ryan: Dang man. Dang. That ain't the case! / Ryan: I got respect for another man's arrangements. But you take that little sister for...
Scary Go Round 20071029 [[A massive, cubical ghost is flying overhead.]] / Ghost: REVENGE / Esther: Are you two done? / Esther: The ghost is right overhead. / Ryan: Now listen up, you two. / [[Ryan puts his arms around their shoulders.]] / Ryan: In Ghostbustin' terms, we just found out about Vigo, the master of evil. Remember...
Scary Go Round 20071030 Esther: What want ye on De Groot land? / [[Ghost spells out letters in its mouth.]] / Ghost: REVENGE / Esther: Revenge? Revenge? Ye want "REVENGE?" / [[Esther seems to grow to be larger than the massive ghost.]] / Esther: I'll boil ye down for soup, little ghost! I'll smear ye on my cheese on toast! I'll...
 
Scary Go Round 20071031 [[Esther and the ghost are eye to eye.]] / Esther: Try to stare me out, would ye? Dese eyes were bleached white starin' down the devil he'self! / [[The ghost starts to disintegrate.]] / <> / [[Esther laughs at the fleeing tiny spectres.]] / [[Esther is actually in the...
Scary Go Round 20071101 Ryan: That was quite a performance, Esther! What accent was that? Pakistani? / The Boy: Come on, it was Welsh. / Esther: Irish, it was Irish. / Ryan: Maybe an Irish colony where the mother tongue ain't been heard in some time. / Esther: I noticed the ghosts didn't seem to mind! They seemed to find me extremely...
Scary Go Round 20071102 Ryan: Esther, that whole ghost hologram technique was pretty unusual. To come out of the mind of a young lady, I mean. / Esther: It's the plot of this comic! Eighties fantasy is Oughties reality! / [[Holds up comic: NEWS TEAM]] / Ryan: Woah! "News Team" 25? This was a hot issue! / [[In the comic.]] / Robot:...
Scary Go Round 20071106 [[Brainstorming session at Conde Nast Traveller. Brainstorming session underway.]] / Employee: We need something for the December issue that says "Christmas." / Monique: The spirit of giving, but international and luxurious. / [[On brainstorming sheet: "The Sex Issue" (crossed out); "Biarritz (again?)";...
Scary Go Round 20071107 [[Conde Nast office.]] / <http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20071107
 
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Scary Go Round : November 15, 2007 [[Desmond and Shelley accompany Moon as she leaves Costa Coffee]] / Desmond: Did Moon ever tell you how she got drawn into her previous life of crime? She was into the sales leadership club for 5000 bones and a My Little Pony playset. / Moon: It was just so thrillin'ly pink! / Shelley: Neither a borrower...
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Gibbous Moon and Shelley Winters are in the Arrivals terminal at the airport]] / Moon: Shelley, you look terrible. / Shelley: My small body is too frail for Southern Hemisphere jetlag. / Shelley: I am on the way out! / Shelley: Poke me in the eye so I can feel alive one more time! / Moon: No! / Shelley:...
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Scary Go Round 20071123 Editor: This is a catastrophe! Conde Nast is in a freefall of decadent spending and we need investment from the Matsushiro Corporation. If those gentlemen go home and tell the board we're rank amateurs... / Editor: ...We'll all be making a living crushing ice for slushies... with our fists! / Tremaine::...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ernest, Moon, Desmond and Shelley stand on a dock with Cut-Throat Jim]] / Ernest: ARR, THE LADY ELAINE! / Cut-Throat Jim: THAT'LL BE E4000 FOR CARRIAGE, CROMERTY, AS DISCUSSED. / [[Cut-Throat Shelley holds up credit card]] / Shelley: DO YOU TAKE THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL CREDIT CARD? / [[Cut-Throat...
 

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