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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: I'm a mouse of a woman, Ames. I need to danger myself up with action tattoos. / Amy: You had a tattoo. You got it lasered off! / Shelley: Yeah, because it was totally rub. / Amy: Shelley, think of your poor mother. / Shelley: Mummy never needs to know. After all, I'm demure. I'm going to...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tattoo Artist: Come through, Amy. / Shelley: Oooh! Is that a mouse? Hello! / Shelley: Do you like cheese? What's your favourite sort? It's impossible to choose? Hee hee! / Mouse: Squeak / Shelley: Amy you look flippping crazy! Those are insane! / Amy: Show me yours! / Shelley: I was talking to a little...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ethel: Now Maud, 'ow to remove the pox of "Bric a Brac" from our street. / Maud: Fire! Poison! Chop off Melanie's head and send it to 'em in a box! / Ethel: Too risky, Maud. What about a whisperin' campaign run along classic lines? / Maud: Yeah! I got carried away there, Ethel. I like little Melanie....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Melanie: ...So what's all that squiggly business around her middle? / Lovelace: Apparently the exact same thing happened the next day. Only this time her friend saw a june bug! / Amy: Hey are you here to show me the ropes? Mentor me so good? Such a good mentoring I walk funny for a week? Bue you two! / Melanie:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy and Lovelace get in his car]] / Amy: I'm quite happy looking for treasure in junk shops, you know. / Lovelace: That's nursery school. The real work's done in the auction house. / Amy: Oh, with the pointing and the hammers. I don't know about all that. / Lovelace: With your gifts, you could make a...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Why don't you just buy this stuff yourself? He's got diffie powers, you must be rafted! / Dinkle: Ha ha ha! Lovelace hasn't got two groats to rub together! / Dinkle: You have to have money to buy things. It's a fundamental principle of commerce. / Lovelace: I'm just having a run of bad luck is all!...
Scary Go Round 20080221 Auctioneer (off panel): Lot 27, a Bunnikins breakfast set. / Lovelace: What do you think? / Amy: It seems real! / Lovelace: All right now, take it easy. Subtle. There's an art to this. Keep the auctioneer on side. / Auctioneer: Do I hear E10? / [[Amy winks and points to her eye.]] / <> / Auctioneer:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Auctioneer: Lot 27. A Bunnikins breakfast set. / Lovelace: What do you think? / Amy: It seems real! / Lovelace: All right now, take it easy. Subtle. There's an art to this. Keep the auctioneer on side. / Auctioneer: Do I hear E10? / [[Amy winks]] / Auctioneer: E35? / [[Amy tugs her ear]] / Auctioneer:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Melanie: This is the second day in a row that it's been dead like this. / Chloron: Rotate Captain Picard a bit, maybe we'll get some passing trade from a different direction. / [[Melanie holds a model car]] / Melanie: Hey Wilf, we just got an airfix model of a frog eyed sprite in. Some assembly required! / [[Wilf's...
Scary Go Round 20080222 Melanie: This is the second day in a row that it's been dead like this. / Chloron: Rotate Captain Picard a bit, maybe we'll get some passing trade from a different direction. / [[Melanie, outside the shop, holds a model box at a passing man with his wife. He is mortified; the wife is enraged.]] / Melanie:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Amy hands Melanie an antique set of dishes]] / Amy: They're worth a packet, Melanie, stick 'em in the safe. / Melanie: Yes sir ma'am sir three bags full! / [[Melanie pokes a drawing of a keypad and safe hung on a cabinet]] / Melanie: Doot doot doot. Chonk. / Lovelace: You really don't care about antiques...
Scary Go Round 20080225 [[Amy hands the Bunnikins breakfast set to Melanie.]] / Amy: They're worth a packet, Melanie, stick 'em in the safe. / Melanie: Yes sir ma'am sir three bags full! / [[Intently, Melanie presses buttons on a drawing of a safe taped to a cabinet.]] / Melanie: Doot doot doot. Chonk. / Lovelace: You really don't...
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Scary Go Round 20080228 Ryan: This shop ain't a whorehouse! Come on, be reasonable! / <> / [[A Molotov cocktail is flung through Bric-A-Brac's window.]] / Ryan: That's the opposite of reasonable! / Ryan: Aw, this don't look good... / Old man 1: Lumme, let's scarper! / Old man 2: That'll show em! Glerr! / [[Melanie with...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: The shop's on fire? Are you sure? / Ryan: Well, it could be the delicate flappin' of orange crepe paper. But that's unlikely. / Amy: Melanie was in there, Lovelace! / Lovelace: I'll go in! / <> / Ryan: Dang, Ame, dang. Maybe it's a good thing your shop caught fire. If a pensioner could kick...
Scary Go Round 20080303 Shelley: Ryan, Lovelace has been in there too long, go in after him! / Ryan: Is this some sort of plan to incinerate everyone you know and start fresh? / Ryan: It ain't the case that the more people are in there, the less room there is for fire. / Shelley: Please Ryan! / Shelley: He's papery and dry,...
Scary Go Round 20080304 [[Ryan enters the inferno, holding his wheeled shopping cart up for protection.]] / Ryan: HEY! LOVEJOY! MELANIE! CAN YOU HEAR ME? / [[A torrent of water.]] / <> / Ryan: Tsunami! Fire's natural enemy! But why now? / Amy: Someone's coming out! / [[Ryan has Melanie over his shoulder.]] / Ryan: I...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: well this is sort of peculiar. lovejoy videos, lovejoy books... / Ryan: now i think about it, lovejoy wasn't a local warlock. he was an antiques dealer on tv. / Ryan: your lovejoy probably modelled his whole life on a sunday entertainer. seein' out his sunset days pretendin' to know antiques. / Amy:...
Scary Go Round 20080306 [[Amy determinedly enters Help the Wretched.]] / <> / <> / Maud: We saw what happened, dear, it were a disgrace. / Ethel: People today! It ain't safe! I saw some kids messin' with a match, knew it was trouble. / Amy: How stupid do you think I am? My friend was at your meeting! I know...
Scary Go Round 20080307 [[Ryan, in a suit, is showing a black-and-white film. "'AMY' - A Short Film - by Ryan Beckwith]] / [[Amy, dirty and ragged, sitting at a table.]] / Amy: Well life's difficult right now. Since my shop burned down I've been licking the grease off chip shop vents for sustenance. / [[Amy looking through...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan is showing his short film to the Help the Wretched panel]] / Title card: "Amy" A short flim by Ryan Beckwith / Amy: Well life's difficult right now. Since my shop burned down I've been licking the grease off chip shop air vents for sustenance. / Amy: You can make some pretty good underpants out...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Lovelace kicks through the door surrounded by fire and smoke]] / [[Lovelace appears around a wall, eyes streaming and stifling a cough to see Shelly collapsed on a table, eyes closed, holding a pink hanky to her mouth. More fire and smoke and a fire extinguisher in foreground]] / Shelly: KOFF KOFF / [[Lovelace...
Scary Go Round 20080310 [[Lovelace kicks through the door surrounded by fire and smoke]] / [[Lovelace appears around a wall, eyes streaming and stifling a cough to see Melanie collapsed on a table, eyes closed, holding a pink hanky to her mouth. More fire and smoke and a fire extinguisher in foreground]] / Melanie: Koff koff / [[Lovelace...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison President Sarkozy: Ah, perfect unspoiled Bunnikins. You shall receive your 'andsome fee. / Lovelace: They're spectacular, M. Sarkozy. And I know you have certain... tastes. / President Sarkozy: Yes, it is true. I love rabbits. Zey lift ze presidential 'eart with zere ears and charming antics. / President...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison N. Sarkozy: Ah, perfect unspoiled bunnikins. You shall receive your 'andsome fee. / Lovelace: They're spectacular, M. Sarkozy, and I know you have certain TASTES. / Sarkozy: Yes, it is true. I love rabbits. Zey lift ze presidential 'eart with zere ears and charming antics. / Sarkozy: Monsieur Lovelace,...
 
Scary Go Round: March 12, 2008 [[Milford and the Boy sit at a table, assembling the contents of a box labeled "Frog-eyed Sprite."]] / Milford: So are you looking forward to the French exchange? How many flick-knives are you going to buy? / The Boy: Oh I don't know. One for each day of the week I suppose. / The Boy: I'm not really...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison The Father: Are you two talking about Elodie and the pie? A dark day under this roof. / The Father: Paul, I have eaten a Fray Bentos pie every Friday since the first week I pushed aside my mother's breast. / The Boy: Jesus Christ. / The Father: I may not have had a huge list of good things to say about...
Scary Go Round: March 14, 2008 [[In France, President Sarkozy is holding a press conference on television.]] / Sarkozy: / Sarkozy: / [[Sarkozy is standing next to a giant bunny.]] / Sarkozy: http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080314
Scary Go Round 20080317 [[Coach going to Calais]] / Milford: The coach is a traveling island of disorder where the normal rules of society do not apply. / The Boy: Right. / Milford: National Rail won't tolerate rock 'n roll antics on a train, but the coach driver can't stop. He's on a highway to hell and the British Transport...
Scary Go Round 20080318 Milford: Don't look so nervous, The Boy. Elodie's probably a right looker now. It's been five years. / Voice: Le Garçon! Le Garçon! / Milford: Woooah. I'll leave you to it. / [[An apparent Elodie, looking the same and now dwarfed by The Boy, who pastes a grin on.]] / Mimi: Le garçon, bonjour! Quoi de...
Scary Go Round 20080318 Milford: Don't look so nervous, The Boy. Elodie's probably a right looker now. It's been five years. / Mimi: Le garçon! Le garçon! / Milford: Woooah. I'll leave you to it. / [[They shake hands. "Elodie" is as before.]] / Mimi: Le garçon, bonjour! Quoi de neuf? / The Boy: ...Bonjour, Elodie. / Mimi (in...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Elodie: So, we are here, le garçon! / The Boy: You don't have to call me that. / After you called em that, ever since, everyone has called me "The Boy". / Elodie: It was, 'ow do you say, a shock! / I did not expect a boy as my exchange partner. / And you were always disappearing! / Young Elodie: Le garçon,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Elodie: It is a disgrace, Useless, a disgrace. / The Boy: Yes, and good morning to you, Elodie! / Elodie: All France is proud of the flying bell. So it is not a good morning, it is a very terrible morning. / During World War 2 'e was locked in a chateau by 'itler following many daring raids for the resistance....
Scary Go Round: March 21, 2008 [[Shelley, wearing thick-rimmed glasses, is sitting at a table, drawing a comic strip on a piece of paper. Amy leans over her, looking annoyed.]] / Amy: If you're going to draw a comic about our lives, it has to be FACTUAL! / Shelley: Heh heh heh / [[This panel depicts a panel from Shelley's poorly drawn...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: If you're going to draw a comic about our lives, it has to be factual! / Shelley: Heh heh heh / [[Shelley's comic shows her drawing, and Amy wearing a skimpy dress and garters]] / Shelley: Yes yes the noble arts / Amy: Where are the men / Mr John Allison on behalf of the Scary Go Round Organisation...
Scary Go Round 20080324 [[Shelley and a giraffe at night.]] / Shelley: Shh! Don't wake everybody! / SECRETS! / [[Ryan and a mustachioed giraffe.]] / Ryan: I don't care what you say, man. Denyin' the Holocaust is wrong. / CONTROVERSY! / Visit Scarygoround.com, Mon-Fri / [[Shelley and a giraffe in a living room.]] / Shelley: You've...
Scary Go Round 20080324 [[Shelley and a giraffe outside at night.]] / Shelley: Ssh! Don't wake everybody! / SECRETS! / [[Ryan and a mustachioed giraffe.]] / Ryan: I don't care what you say, man. Denyin' the Holocaust is wrong. / CONTROVERSY! / Visit Scarygoround.com, Mon-Fri / [[Shelley, agitated, sits on a couch with a giraffe...
Scary Go Round 20080325 Elodie: You 'ave not 'eard of the Easter Bell of France, Useless? The Bell flies to Rome every year to talk the Pope out of canceling Easter. / [[The mustachioed Bell arriving dramatically and determinedly in Pope Benedict's window, as the Pope gazes sadly at a cross.]] / Elodie (voiceover): It is an...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[To Eustace {{The Boy}}, sitting in Elodie's kitchen]] / Elodie: YOU 'AVE NOT 'EARD OF THE EASTER BELL OF FRANCE, USELESS? / Elodie: THE BELL FLIES TO ROME EVERY YEAR TO TALK THE POPE OUT OF CANCELLING EASTER. / [[A bell with wings and moustache is flying outside the window of the office where the Pope...
 

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