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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[In Fallon and Tim's hotel room, where the Bucharest has Fallon trapped in his arms.]] / Bucharest: / Fallon: Tim... Some... Help here... / Tim: With great power comes great.. No! The needs of the many outweigh the needs of...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{the thug in thiscomic speaks a language other than english so his dialogue appears inside <>s}} / [[a monkey armed thug is grabbing Fallon from behind while Tim scratches his head like a monkey trying to think]] / Thug: / Fallon:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Tim in their hotel room as Bucharest jumps out the window.]] / Bucharest: / Fallon: Tim, did you just repel an assassin by puting a spider inside his trousers? / Tim: Spiders are pretty scary. They got these legs, see. / Fallon: He dropped something....
April 9, 2003 [[The assassin with gorilla arms is escaping out the window, as Tim and Fallon watch.]] / Assassin: AGGGHH! / / Fallon: Tim, did you jst repel an assassin by putting a spider inside his trousers? / Tim: Spiders are pretty scary. / They got these legs, see. / Fallon: He dropped...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon in their hotel room, looking over a plan.]] / Tim: By the careful application of Brother Map to Sister Fact, I have assessed that the British Agent and seven other people disappeared at points on and around the "Old Romania" coach trip. / Fallon: This is interesting. Coach trips are...
April 10, 2003 [[Fallon and Tim are in a hotel room, looking at a map.]] / Tim: By the careful application of Brother Map to Sister Fact, I have assessed that the British agent and seven other people disappeared at points on and around the "Old Romania" coach trip. / Fallon: This is very interesting. / Coach trips are...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Tim enter a travel agency.]] / Fallon: Now, we're going under cover Tim, so we have to get our story straight. / Tim: Just follow my lead, babydoll. / Fallon: TIM! / Travel Agent: So you are interested in our Old Romania coach tour? / Tim: Yes, we're on our honeymoon. Just wed, don't...
April 11, 2003 [[Tim and Fallon are at the travel agency for the coach tours.]] / Fallon: Now we're going under cover Tim so we have to get our story straight. / Tim: Just follow my head, babydoll. / Fallon: TIM! / Saleswoman: So are you interested in our Old Romania coach tour? / Tim: Yes, we're on our honeymoon. / Just...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Tim are doing under cover secret agent stuff on a bus.]] / Fallon: Oh, I almost forgot, I made you a packed lunch for the trip, lovely new husband! / Tim: Everything is half eaten. You're quite a bad wife, I think. / Fallon: I tasted them all to check that they weren't poison, as every...
April 15, 2003 [[Fallon and Tim are sitting together on a coach bus.]] / Fallon: Oh, I almost forgot, I made you a packed lunch for the trip, lovely new husband! / Tim: Everything is half eaten. / You're quite a bad wife, I think. / Fallon: I tasted them all to check that they weren't poison, as every wife should! / Do...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon are at a bistro, while music in Romanian drifts around them.]] / Fallon: This is a good one, Tim! We must dance like hot, lithe young things! / Tim: He could be singing about his teapot. / Fallon: Let me translate: / When the moon rises over peasant farmstead / Gypsy girl dances with...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon are sitting at a table, drinking red wine. There is a lit candle on the table, and there is music in the background.]] / Fallon: THIS IS A GOOD ONE, TIM! WE MUST DANCE LIKE HOT, LITHE YOUNG THINGS. / [[Tim and Fallon are standing, facing each other. There's bald guy with a mustache...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Tim are sitting on a blanket in a large balcony.]] / Fallon: /Qakki/. Mexican canoe piloted by polar bear. 43 points. / Tim: Fallon, not only is qakki not a word, it is an insult to the proud traditions of scrabble. / Fallon: /Get a dictionary, hairy boy/. I find your argument offensive,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Tim are on the floor, playing Scrabble. Fallon is reclined, holding a wine glass; her tiles are perched on her thigh. Tim is sitting up with his legs crossed, holding his tiles in both hands; he's scowling. A full wine glass, and the bottle, are by his side.]] / Fallon: {{i}}Qakki{{/i}}....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim talks with the hotel manager in the hall while Fallon is abducted by Bucharest and an associate.]] / Tim: I do apologise, I realise that this must be a dreadful inconvenience, but you don't have a dictionary, do you? / Manager: / Tim: Yes, my wife and I are having a minor di...
Scary Go Round 20030418 [[Tim is talking to their neighbor in the Romanian hotel, late at night.]] / Tim: I do apologise. I realise that this must be a dreadful inconvenience, but you don't have a dictionary, do you? / Neighbor: Diction-erry? / Tim: Yes, my wife and I are having a minor disagreement. / [[Behind him, a goon is...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim enters his and Fallon's hotel room to find it in a state of disarray.]] / Tim: Fallon, according to this dictionary, "qakki" is not a word, and I demand my... ...Lapdance forfeit... ...WHAT the WHO the where the why /happened here/? She dropped her tiles by the door... / [[Tiles read H E P L]] / Tim:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim talks on a mobile to Ryan and Shelley back in Tackleford.]] / Tim: Who are you and what have you done with Fallon? / Ryan: I was going to ask you the same thing chief! Arf! / Tim: Ryan? / Ryan: Listen, right, we're killing ourselves here. Has the eagle landed? Seriously. / Tim: I haven't got...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim is speaking on a cell phone.]] / Tim: Who are you and what have you done with Fallon? / Phone: I was going to ask you the same thing, Chief! Arf! / [[Ryan and Shelley have their heads together next to a phone.]] / Tim (on the phone): Ryan? / Ryan: Listen, right, we're killing ourselves here. Has the...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Dr Petrescu: Agent Young! I hope my men were not too... careless with you. / Fallon: Not as careless as I'm going to be with your face once I get out of here, Dr Petrescu. / Dr Petrescu: Some say I am mad, Agent Young, but is it mad to want to better the human race? / Dr Petrescu: I say I am a renaissance...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon is trapped in a cell in Dr Petrescu's lair.]] / Dr Petrescu: Agent Young! I hope my men were not too... careless with you. / Fallon: Not as careless as I'm going ot be with your face once I get out of here, Dr Petrescu. / Petrescu: Some say I am mad, Agent Young. But is it mad to want to...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: So you're saying, if this motley local cur gets a sniff of Fallon's shirt, he'll get on the trail? / Ryan: Romanian dogs are totally known for their tracking skills. / Tim: Are they? / Ryan: Aw, hell, I don't know, man, I'm so damn drunk. / Tim: He looks pretty angry. / Ryan: If it kicks off,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: So you're saying, if this motley local cur gets a sniff of Fallon's shirt,he'll get on the trail? / Ryan, through the phone: Romanian dogs are /totally/ known for their tracking skills. / Tim: Are they? / Ryan, through the phone: Aw hell, I don't know man, I'm so damn drunk. / Tim: He looks pretty...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley, Ryan, and Hugo are sitting around Tim's driveway while Ryan messes with Tim's truck.]] / Shelley: Ryan, we must be responsible house sitters for Tim That means what you are doing is pretty bad I think. / Tim: Look, right, I have to organise my petrol collection and my matches collection,...
2003-04-29 [[At Tim Jones's house. Ryan Beckwith is smoking over the bed of Tim's truck, holding a can of petrol. Shelley does not approve of this. A box labelled "matchbooks (fancy)" sits next to the truck.]] / Shelley Winters: Ryan, we must be responsible house sitters for Tim. THat means what you are doing is...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Dr Petrescu are in his lair.]] / Fallon: [[Talking in her sleep.]] Son of a...Frassum...Rassum / Petrescu: Agent Young! Wipe the sleep from your eyes! You are about to join my beautiful experiment! / Fallon: Where's Agent Paulson, Petrescu? / Petrescu: I am afraid your "Agent Paulson"...
2003-04-30 [[In Dr. Petrescu's lair.]] / Fallon Young: Son of a... frassum... rassum... / Dr. Petrescu: Agent Young! Wipe the sleep from your eyes! You are about to join my beautiful experiment! / Fallon Young: Where's Agent Paulson, Petrescu? / Dr. Petrescu: I am afraid your "Agent Paulson" perished in an unfortunate...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Dr Petrescu and Fallon are in Petrescu's monkey-filled lab.]] / Petrescu: Agent Young, your flippant tone hastens your delectable demise! I am the world's foremost genius in the field of monkey experimentation! See, an ape with all the traits of Elton John in his 1970's pomp! He is a rocket man! He...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon is tied up in Petrescu's lair]] / Petrescu: Agent Young, your flippant tone hastens your delectable demise! I am the world's foremost genius in the field of monkey experimentation! / [[Petrescu shows off his monkeys]] / Petrescu: See, an ape with all the traits of Elton John in his 1970s pomp!...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon, Dr Petrescu, and various dressed-up monkeys are in Dr Petrescu's lab.]] / Petrescu: The Monkeyphone! Hello? Yes... Yes... I /know/... Yes... / Fallon: <> Come on Fallon, how do you get out of here? Sooner or laters this freak's going ot strangle you for upsetting a bonobo. / Petrescu:...
2003-05-02 Dr. Petrescu: The monkeyphone! / <> / Dr. Petrescu: Hello? Yes... Yes... I know... Yes... / [[Fallon gnaws on the rope binding her wrists and thinks to herself.]] / Fallon Young: Come on Fallon, how do you get out of here? Sooner or later this freak's going to strangle you for upsetting a...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim is in the field on top of Dr Petrescu's lab with the Scraggly Romanian Dog, digging.]] / Tim: Good lad! Your tracking skills are as pronounced as your smell! / [[Dr Petrescu is looking around his lab for Fallon, who is still wearing the monkey wig and exitting into a hallway.]] / Petrescu: Where...
2003-05-06 [[The Romanian dog has uncovered an entrance into Dr. Petrescu's lab. Tim kneels on the ground next to the opening.]] / Tim Jones: Good lad! Your tracking skills are as pronounced as your smell! / [[Dr. Petrescu frantically shouts for Fallon as she escapes, wearing a wig stolen from the simian victims...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim, Fallon, and the monkeys are in Dr Petrescu's lab.]] / Tim: Look at these little guys! They're almost like people. Small people, with a lot of hair all over their bodies. But good people. / Fallon: Wow, they seem drawn to you! As if they feel a sort of affinity for you! / Monkey: OOK! ACK! / Fallon:...
2003-05-07 Tim Jones: Look at these little guys! They're almost like people. Small people, with a lot of hair all over their bodies. But good people. / Fallon Young: Wow, they seem drawn to you! As if they feel a sort of affinity for you! / Monkey: OOK! ACK! / Fallon Young: If I'm not very mistaken, the little...
Scary Go Round PANEL 1: / Tim: Forward, my monkey minions! Crush your tormentor! Pull his arms and legs causing extreme soreness! / Dr. Petrescu: Back, Back I say! This man is an imposter! I am your GOD! I am your DADDY! / PANEL 2: / Fallon: Will the monkeys be okay? / Tim: They'll either form a primitive agrarian society...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon stand behind a horde of monkeys as they attack the skeleton Dr. Peterscu]] / Tim: Forward, my monkey minions! Crush your tormentor! Pull his arms and legs causing extreme soreness! / Dr. Petrescu: Back, back I say! This man is an impostor! I am your god! I am your DADDY! / [[Tim and Fallon...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon are boarding a plane]] / Tim: Fallon, one thing occurs to me. / Fallon: Yes? / Tim: If Dr Petrescu was just a muderous kook who liked dressing monkeys up as people... / Tim: ...who was doing all those genetics experiments? / Fallon: Thinking like that gives me grey hairs. I just concentrate...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Aboard an airplane, on the way to their sits]] / Tim: Fallon, one thing occurs to me. / Fallon: yes? / Tim: If Dr. Petrescu was just a murderous kook who liked dressing monkeys up as people.. / [[Sitting in an airplane]] / Tim: .. Who was doing all those genetics experiments? / Fallon: Thinking like that...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Tim, I had this great idea for German TV shows! A current affairs show called "Leute Heute", and a magazine show for teenagers called "Heute Leute"! / Tim: Shelley, that is very economical use of German but I just want to go to bed. / Shelley: You could make your first night back extra special...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Tim, I had this great idea for German TV shows! A current affairs show called "Leute Heute", and a magazine show for teenagers called "Heute Leute"! / Tim: Shelley that is very economical use of German but I just want to go to bed. / Shelley: You could make your first night back extra special...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At Tim's house, next to the smoking remains of his truck]] / Shelley [[holding Tim back from Ryan]]: No, Tim! Increase the peace! / Tim [[pinning Ryan to the truck's hood]]: Ryan, I am going to give you one minute to give me a very good reason why I shouldn't mash you youi into a thin consomme for blowing...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: No, Tim! Increase the peace! / Tim: Ryan, I am going to give you one minute to give me a very good reason why I shouldn't mash you into a thin consomme for blowing up my truck. / Ryan: Do it, man, do it. After all your life is pretty bad. / Ryan: Just sufferin' spending a week with that...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon are meeting...]] / Tim: I was wondering if you'd like to go out for pie tomorrow. Unless you got something better on, you know? / Fallon: I... can't. / Fallon: I have to go undercover at the womens' beach volleyball tournament in Brazil tomorrow. / Tim: Oh. / Fallon: I like you a lot...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: I was wondering if you'd like to out for pie tomorrow. Unless you got something better on, you know? / Fallon: I... can't / Fallon: I have to go undercover at the women's beach volleyball tournament in Brazil tomorrow. / Tim: Oh. / Fallon: I like you a lot Tim. But you and I spend most of our...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: So things didn't work out with the tall woman with the cheekbones? / Tim: No, Rachel, they didn't. But this delicious pub lunch is reviving my flagging spirits. / Tessa: We microwaved it, with love, for you. / Tim: I'm not bitter, ladies. Sometimes a gentleman just meets the lady by whom future...
2003-05-16 [[Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte and Tessa Davis are serving Tim Jones lunch outside at the neigborhood pub.]] / Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte: So things didn't work out with the tall woman with the cheekbones? / Tim Jones: No Rachel, they didn't. But this delicious pub lunch is reviving my flagging spirits. / Tessa...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Wee-haw!!! Check me out, Shelly!!! / Amy: This is why you called me off my comfortable sofa and a "Law and Order" marathon?! / Shelley: Amy, this is so much more fun than solving murders!! Higher, Ryan, higher!! / Ryan: Too much hopping... booze turning against Ryan... must fight on, must impress......
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Wee-haw!!! Check me out, Shelly!!! / Amy: This is why you called me off my comfortable sofa and a "Law and Order" marathon? / Shelley: Amy, this is so much more fun than solving murders!! Higher, Ryan, higher!! / Ryan: Too much hopping... booze turning against Ryan... must fight on, must...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: ...But what I wasn't expecting was that the mastermind behind the entire evil scheme was none other than my old nemesis, the deadly Shih-Tzu! / Shih-Tzu: We meet again, Mr. Jones. but this time, the advantage is mine. / Tim: Not so fast, you mangy mutt. Behold the testosterone-fueled might of my...
2003-05-20 {{Guest comic by Jon Rosenberg of Goats.}} / [[A humanoid creature with the head of a Shih-Tzu stands in the doorway. It is dressed in a blue pin-striped suit and holding a cigarette.]] / Narration: ...but what I wasn't expecting was that the mastermind behind the entire evil scheme was none other...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Tessa! I just dreamt that we spent 2 weeks at the mercy of a veritable veby of ham-fisted cartoonists! / Tessa: Yes, and it seems that our nubile young bodies have also been inexplicably transported to 1930's-era Hollywood! / Rachel: Mmmph. Well, I guess we just wait here until today's "wacky...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Tessa! I just dreamt that we apent 2 weeks at the mercy of a veritable bevy of ham-fisted cartoonists! / Tessa: Yes, and it seems that our nubile young bodies have been inexplicably transported to 1930's-era Hollywood! / Rachel: Mmmph. Well I guess we just wait here until today's "wacky...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley wakes up with some red stuff around her mouth and a bowl of it next to her...]] / Shelley: Oooh my head... where am I? I must've blacked out! / Shelley: I can remember walking into this charming little restaurant and checking out their buffet... but beyond that, my memory is blank! / [[Shelley...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Oooh my head... Where am I? I must've blacked out! / Shelley: I can remember walking into this charming little restaurant, and checking out their buffet... ...but beyond that my memory is a blank! / Shelley: Why is there fur stuck between my teeth?
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[A girl (Amy?) sitting on a coach, with a cat in her lap, watching the news]] / Television: This is John Allison of the BBC reporting live from Brazil! / [[Cut to John with a microphone. Behind him is a giant turkey eating people]] / John: I'm here at the annual women's volleyball tournament where it...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison John Allison: This is John Allison of the BBC reporting live from Brazil! / John Allison: I'm here at the annual women's volleyball tournament where it seems an indignant giant turkey has begun eating the Brazilian team, swallowing the women whole like the tasty South American morsels they are. / John...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan, Tim, and Amy on a car. Ryan's driving, Tim and Amy are in the back. Tim is holding a ficus plant.]] / Ryan: Where to, Mac? / Tim: Take us to the pub. I could use a drink. / Amy: something wrong, Tim? / Tim: Let me put it to you this way: what would you call a man who invented a way to end the harsh...
Scary Go Round 20030524 [[Tim and Amy just got in Sam's taxi (of Sam and Fuzzy).]] / Sam: Where to, Mac? / Tim: Take us to the pub. I could use a drink. / Amy: Something wrong, Tim? / Tim: Let me put it to you this way: What would you call a man who invented a way to end the harsh loneliness of plant-loving widows? / Amy: I...
 

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