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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Tim have arrived at the forgien airport.]] / Fallon: Now, while we're in the airport, be wary of instant assassination. Some organisations like to do for you the moment you set foot on their soil. / Tim: Uh um uh... / Fallon: Just keep an eye out of rhte classics. Man in fez and dark...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon: Now, while we're in the airport, be wary of instant assassination. Some organisations like to do for you the moment you set foot on their soil. / Tim: Uh um uh... / Fallon: Just keep an eye out for the classics. Man in fez and dark glasses. Short man idly fingering bowler hat, etc / <> / Fallon:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon are walking down the hall to their hotel room.]] / Tim: What's the form for man-lady bullet catching. / Fallon: I beg your pardon? / Tim: Well, traditionally, as you are a lady, if someone shoots at you I would jump in front of you and take that slug. But since you're an agent and...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: What's the form for man-lady bullet catching? / Fallon: I beg your pardon? / Tim: Well, traditionally, as you are a lady, if someone shoots at you I would jump in front of you and take that slug. But since you're an agent and I'm a civilian... / Fallon: Have you ever tried to jump in front of...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[In Fallon and Tim's hotel room, where the Bucharest has Fallon trapped in his arms.]] / Bucharest: / Fallon: Tim... Some... Help here... / Tim: With great power comes great.. No! The needs of the many outweigh the needs of...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{the thug in thiscomic speaks a language other than english so his dialogue appears inside <>s}} / [[a monkey armed thug is grabbing Fallon from behind while Tim scratches his head like a monkey trying to think]] / Thug: / Fallon:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Tim in their hotel room as Bucharest jumps out the window.]] / Bucharest: / Fallon: Tim, did you just repel an assassin by puting a spider inside his trousers? / Tim: Spiders are pretty scary. They got these legs, see. / Fallon: He dropped something....
April 9, 2003 [[The assassin with gorilla arms is escaping out the window, as Tim and Fallon watch.]] / Assassin: AGGGHH! / / Fallon: Tim, did you jst repel an assassin by putting a spider inside his trousers? / Tim: Spiders are pretty scary. / They got these legs, see. / Fallon: He dropped...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon in their hotel room, looking over a plan.]] / Tim: By the careful application of Brother Map to Sister Fact, I have assessed that the British Agent and seven other people disappeared at points on and around the "Old Romania" coach trip. / Fallon: This is interesting. Coach trips are...
April 10, 2003 [[Fallon and Tim are in a hotel room, looking at a map.]] / Tim: By the careful application of Brother Map to Sister Fact, I have assessed that the British agent and seven other people disappeared at points on and around the "Old Romania" coach trip. / Fallon: This is very interesting. / Coach trips are...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Tim enter a travel agency.]] / Fallon: Now, we're going under cover Tim, so we have to get our story straight. / Tim: Just follow my lead, babydoll. / Fallon: TIM! / Travel Agent: So you are interested in our Old Romania coach tour? / Tim: Yes, we're on our honeymoon. Just wed, don't...
April 11, 2003 [[Tim and Fallon are at the travel agency for the coach tours.]] / Fallon: Now we're going under cover Tim so we have to get our story straight. / Tim: Just follow my head, babydoll. / Fallon: TIM! / Saleswoman: So are you interested in our Old Romania coach tour? / Tim: Yes, we're on our honeymoon. / Just...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Tim are doing under cover secret agent stuff on a bus.]] / Fallon: Oh, I almost forgot, I made you a packed lunch for the trip, lovely new husband! / Tim: Everything is half eaten. You're quite a bad wife, I think. / Fallon: I tasted them all to check that they weren't poison, as every...
April 15, 2003 [[Fallon and Tim are sitting together on a coach bus.]] / Fallon: Oh, I almost forgot, I made you a packed lunch for the trip, lovely new husband! / Tim: Everything is half eaten. / You're quite a bad wife, I think. / Fallon: I tasted them all to check that they weren't poison, as every wife should! / Do...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon are at a bistro, while music in Romanian drifts around them.]] / Fallon: This is a good one, Tim! We must dance like hot, lithe young things! / Tim: He could be singing about his teapot. / Fallon: Let me translate: / When the moon rises over peasant farmstead / Gypsy girl dances with...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon are sitting at a table, drinking red wine. There is a lit candle on the table, and there is music in the background.]] / Fallon: THIS IS A GOOD ONE, TIM! WE MUST DANCE LIKE HOT, LITHE YOUNG THINGS. / [[Tim and Fallon are standing, facing each other. There's bald guy with a mustache...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Tim are sitting on a blanket in a large balcony.]] / Fallon: /Qakki/. Mexican canoe piloted by polar bear. 43 points. / Tim: Fallon, not only is qakki not a word, it is an insult to the proud traditions of scrabble. / Fallon: /Get a dictionary, hairy boy/. I find your argument offensive,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Tim are on the floor, playing Scrabble. Fallon is reclined, holding a wine glass; her tiles are perched on her thigh. Tim is sitting up with his legs crossed, holding his tiles in both hands; he's scowling. A full wine glass, and the bottle, are by his side.]] / Fallon: {{i}}Qakki{{/i}}....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim talks with the hotel manager in the hall while Fallon is abducted by Bucharest and an associate.]] / Tim: I do apologise, I realise that this must be a dreadful inconvenience, but you don't have a dictionary, do you? / Manager: / Tim: Yes, my wife and I are having a minor di...
Scary Go Round 20030418 [[Tim is talking to their neighbor in the Romanian hotel, late at night.]] / Tim: I do apologise. I realise that this must be a dreadful inconvenience, but you don't have a dictionary, do you? / Neighbor: Diction-erry? / Tim: Yes, my wife and I are having a minor disagreement. / [[Behind him, a goon is...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim enters his and Fallon's hotel room to find it in a state of disarray.]] / Tim: Fallon, according to this dictionary, "qakki" is not a word, and I demand my... ...Lapdance forfeit... ...WHAT the WHO the where the why /happened here/? She dropped her tiles by the door... / [[Tiles read H E P L]] / Tim:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim talks on a mobile to Ryan and Shelley back in Tackleford.]] / Tim: Who are you and what have you done with Fallon? / Ryan: I was going to ask you the same thing chief! Arf! / Tim: Ryan? / Ryan: Listen, right, we're killing ourselves here. Has the eagle landed? Seriously. / Tim: I haven't got...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim is speaking on a cell phone.]] / Tim: Who are you and what have you done with Fallon? / Phone: I was going to ask you the same thing, Chief! Arf! / [[Ryan and Shelley have their heads together next to a phone.]] / Tim (on the phone): Ryan? / Ryan: Listen, right, we're killing ourselves here. Has the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Dr Petrescu: Agent Young! I hope my men were not too... careless with you. / Fallon: Not as careless as I'm going to be with your face once I get out of here, Dr Petrescu. / Dr Petrescu: Some say I am mad, Agent Young, but is it mad to want to better the human race? / Dr Petrescu: I say I am a renaissance...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon is trapped in a cell in Dr Petrescu's lair.]] / Dr Petrescu: Agent Young! I hope my men were not too... careless with you. / Fallon: Not as careless as I'm going ot be with your face once I get out of here, Dr Petrescu. / Petrescu: Some say I am mad, Agent Young. But is it mad to want to...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: So you're saying, if this motley local cur gets a sniff of Fallon's shirt, he'll get on the trail? / Ryan: Romanian dogs are totally known for their tracking skills. / Tim: Are they? / Ryan: Aw, hell, I don't know, man, I'm so damn drunk. / Tim: He looks pretty angry. / Ryan: If it kicks off,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: So you're saying, if this motley local cur gets a sniff of Fallon's shirt,he'll get on the trail? / Ryan, through the phone: Romanian dogs are /totally/ known for their tracking skills. / Tim: Are they? / Ryan, through the phone: Aw hell, I don't know man, I'm so damn drunk. / Tim: He looks pretty...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley, Ryan, and Hugo are sitting around Tim's driveway while Ryan messes with Tim's truck.]] / Shelley: Ryan, we must be responsible house sitters for Tim That means what you are doing is pretty bad I think. / Tim: Look, right, I have to organise my petrol collection and my matches collection,...
2003-04-29 [[At Tim Jones's house. Ryan Beckwith is smoking over the bed of Tim's truck, holding a can of petrol. Shelley does not approve of this. A box labelled "matchbooks (fancy)" sits next to the truck.]] / Shelley Winters: Ryan, we must be responsible house sitters for Tim. THat means what you are doing is...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon and Dr Petrescu are in his lair.]] / Fallon: [[Talking in her sleep.]] Son of a...Frassum...Rassum / Petrescu: Agent Young! Wipe the sleep from your eyes! You are about to join my beautiful experiment! / Fallon: Where's Agent Paulson, Petrescu? / Petrescu: I am afraid your "Agent Paulson"...
2003-04-30 [[In Dr. Petrescu's lair.]] / Fallon Young: Son of a... frassum... rassum... / Dr. Petrescu: Agent Young! Wipe the sleep from your eyes! You are about to join my beautiful experiment! / Fallon Young: Where's Agent Paulson, Petrescu? / Dr. Petrescu: I am afraid your "Agent Paulson" perished in an unfortunate...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Dr Petrescu and Fallon are in Petrescu's monkey-filled lab.]] / Petrescu: Agent Young, your flippant tone hastens your delectable demise! I am the world's foremost genius in the field of monkey experimentation! See, an ape with all the traits of Elton John in his 1970's pomp! He is a rocket man! He...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon is tied up in Petrescu's lair]] / Petrescu: Agent Young, your flippant tone hastens your delectable demise! I am the world's foremost genius in the field of monkey experimentation! / [[Petrescu shows off his monkeys]] / Petrescu: See, an ape with all the traits of Elton John in his 1970s pomp!...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon, Dr Petrescu, and various dressed-up monkeys are in Dr Petrescu's lab.]] / Petrescu: The Monkeyphone! Hello? Yes... Yes... I /know/... Yes... / Fallon: <> Come on Fallon, how do you get out of here? Sooner or laters this freak's going ot strangle you for upsetting a bonobo. / Petrescu:...
2003-05-02 Dr. Petrescu: The monkeyphone! / <> / Dr. Petrescu: Hello? Yes... Yes... I know... Yes... / [[Fallon gnaws on the rope binding her wrists and thinks to herself.]] / Fallon Young: Come on Fallon, how do you get out of here? Sooner or later this freak's going to strangle you for upsetting a...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim is in the field on top of Dr Petrescu's lab with the Scraggly Romanian Dog, digging.]] / Tim: Good lad! Your tracking skills are as pronounced as your smell! / [[Dr Petrescu is looking around his lab for Fallon, who is still wearing the monkey wig and exitting into a hallway.]] / Petrescu: Where...
2003-05-06 [[The Romanian dog has uncovered an entrance into Dr. Petrescu's lab. Tim kneels on the ground next to the opening.]] / Tim Jones: Good lad! Your tracking skills are as pronounced as your smell! / [[Dr. Petrescu frantically shouts for Fallon as she escapes, wearing a wig stolen from the simian victims...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim, Fallon, and the monkeys are in Dr Petrescu's lab.]] / Tim: Look at these little guys! They're almost like people. Small people, with a lot of hair all over their bodies. But good people. / Fallon: Wow, they seem drawn to you! As if they feel a sort of affinity for you! / Monkey: OOK! ACK! / Fallon:...
2003-05-07 Tim Jones: Look at these little guys! They're almost like people. Small people, with a lot of hair all over their bodies. But good people. / Fallon Young: Wow, they seem drawn to you! As if they feel a sort of affinity for you! / Monkey: OOK! ACK! / Fallon Young: If I'm not very mistaken, the little...
 
Scary Go Round PANEL 1: / Tim: Forward, my monkey minions! Crush your tormentor! Pull his arms and legs causing extreme soreness! / Dr. Petrescu: Back, Back I say! This man is an imposter! I am your GOD! I am your DADDY! / PANEL 2: / Fallon: Will the monkeys be okay? / Tim: They'll either form a primitive agrarian society...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon stand behind a horde of monkeys as they attack the skeleton Dr. Peterscu]] / Tim: Forward, my monkey minions! Crush your tormentor! Pull his arms and legs causing extreme soreness! / Dr. Petrescu: Back, back I say! This man is an impostor! I am your god! I am your DADDY! / [[Tim and Fallon...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon are boarding a plane]] / Tim: Fallon, one thing occurs to me. / Fallon: Yes? / Tim: If Dr Petrescu was just a muderous kook who liked dressing monkeys up as people... / Tim: ...who was doing all those genetics experiments? / Fallon: Thinking like that gives me grey hairs. I just concentrate...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Aboard an airplane, on the way to their sits]] / Tim: Fallon, one thing occurs to me. / Fallon: yes? / Tim: If Dr. Petrescu was just a murderous kook who liked dressing monkeys up as people.. / [[Sitting in an airplane]] / Tim: .. Who was doing all those genetics experiments? / Fallon: Thinking like that...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Tim, I had this great idea for German TV shows! A current affairs show called "Leute Heute", and a magazine show for teenagers called "Heute Leute"! / Tim: Shelley, that is very economical use of German but I just want to go to bed. / Shelley: You could make your first night back extra special...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Tim, I had this great idea for German TV shows! A current affairs show called "Leute Heute", and a magazine show for teenagers called "Heute Leute"! / Tim: Shelley that is very economical use of German but I just want to go to bed. / Shelley: You could make your first night back extra special...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[At Tim's house, next to the smoking remains of his truck]] / Shelley [[holding Tim back from Ryan]]: No, Tim! Increase the peace! / Tim [[pinning Ryan to the truck's hood]]: Ryan, I am going to give you one minute to give me a very good reason why I shouldn't mash you youi into a thin consomme for blowing...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: No, Tim! Increase the peace! / Tim: Ryan, I am going to give you one minute to give me a very good reason why I shouldn't mash you into a thin consomme for blowing up my truck. / Ryan: Do it, man, do it. After all your life is pretty bad. / Ryan: Just sufferin' spending a week with that...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and Fallon are meeting...]] / Tim: I was wondering if you'd like to go out for pie tomorrow. Unless you got something better on, you know? / Fallon: I... can't. / Fallon: I have to go undercover at the womens' beach volleyball tournament in Brazil tomorrow. / Tim: Oh. / Fallon: I like you a lot...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: I was wondering if you'd like to out for pie tomorrow. Unless you got something better on, you know? / Fallon: I... can't / Fallon: I have to go undercover at the women's beach volleyball tournament in Brazil tomorrow. / Tim: Oh. / Fallon: I like you a lot Tim. But you and I spend most of our...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: So things didn't work out with the tall woman with the cheekbones? / Tim: No, Rachel, they didn't. But this delicious pub lunch is reviving my flagging spirits. / Tessa: We microwaved it, with love, for you. / Tim: I'm not bitter, ladies. Sometimes a gentleman just meets the lady by whom future...
2003-05-16 [[Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte and Tessa Davis are serving Tim Jones lunch outside at the neigborhood pub.]] / Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte: So things didn't work out with the tall woman with the cheekbones? / Tim Jones: No Rachel, they didn't. But this delicious pub lunch is reviving my flagging spirits. / Tessa...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Wee-haw!!! Check me out, Shelly!!! / Amy: This is why you called me off my comfortable sofa and a "Law and Order" marathon?! / Shelley: Amy, this is so much more fun than solving murders!! Higher, Ryan, higher!! / Ryan: Too much hopping... booze turning against Ryan... must fight on, must impress......
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Wee-haw!!! Check me out, Shelly!!! / Amy: This is why you called me off my comfortable sofa and a "Law and Order" marathon? / Shelley: Amy, this is so much more fun than solving murders!! Higher, Ryan, higher!! / Ryan: Too much hopping... booze turning against Ryan... must fight on, must...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tim: ...But what I wasn't expecting was that the mastermind behind the entire evil scheme was none other than my old nemesis, the deadly Shih-Tzu! / Shih-Tzu: We meet again, Mr. Jones. but this time, the advantage is mine. / Tim: Not so fast, you mangy mutt. Behold the testosterone-fueled might of my...
2003-05-20 {{Guest comic by Jon Rosenberg of Goats.}} / [[A humanoid creature with the head of a Shih-Tzu stands in the doorway. It is dressed in a blue pin-striped suit and holding a cigarette.]] / Narration: ...but what I wasn't expecting was that the mastermind behind the entire evil scheme was none other...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Tessa! I just dreamt that we spent 2 weeks at the mercy of a veritable veby of ham-fisted cartoonists! / Tessa: Yes, and it seems that our nubile young bodies have also been inexplicably transported to 1930's-era Hollywood! / Rachel: Mmmph. Well, I guess we just wait here until today's "wacky...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Tessa! I just dreamt that we apent 2 weeks at the mercy of a veritable bevy of ham-fisted cartoonists! / Tessa: Yes, and it seems that our nubile young bodies have been inexplicably transported to 1930's-era Hollywood! / Rachel: Mmmph. Well I guess we just wait here until today's "wacky...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley wakes up with some red stuff around her mouth and a bowl of it next to her...]] / Shelley: Oooh my head... where am I? I must've blacked out! / Shelley: I can remember walking into this charming little restaurant and checking out their buffet... but beyond that, my memory is blank! / [[Shelley...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Oooh my head... Where am I? I must've blacked out! / Shelley: I can remember walking into this charming little restaurant, and checking out their buffet... ...but beyond that my memory is a blank! / Shelley: Why is there fur stuck between my teeth?
 

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