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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Inspectors Theo and Randall are at the office]] / Inspector Theo: Found three kids at the crime scene last night. Not sure what they were up to. / Inspector Randall: Who were they? / Inspector Theo: Claimed to be friends of the deceased. I got photos. / Inspector Randall: Do you think there was something...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison William: According to this book, dimensions may co-exist with our own. Amy may have been pulled into one through that black hole in the wall. By a goblin. / Tessa: I have always filed talk of dimensions under the "scuttlebutt" or "hooey". / Rachel: You've got to open your mind to this stuff, Tessa! / Tessa:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison According to this book dimensions may co-exist with our own. Amy may have been pulled into one through that black hole in the wall. By a goblin. / I have always filed talk of dimensions under "Scuttlebutt" or "Hooey." / You've got to open your mind to this stuff, Tessa! / I don't like theories that...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[William is at Stack 4, holding a book and looking over his shoulder. A man with a goatee and a white-streak in his hair is making a throat-slashing gesture.]] / [[William is holding the book up and talking to Tessa. The book has a stylized "4D" on the cover]] / William: This is "Visiting Dimensions"...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: The theories in this book are making me feel sea sick. I must destroy it! / William: Klinker says that parallel dimensions may exist less than a millimeter away from ours! / Tessa: Right, right, because the universe kind of folds over on itself like a big crepe! / Rachel: Now I understand. You're...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Rachel grabs William's arm. They are in Rachel's house.]] Rachel: The theories in this book are making me feel sea sick! I must destroy it! / William: Klinker says that parallel dimensions may exist less than a millimeter away from ours! / Tessa: Right, right, because the universe kind of folds over...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: What makes Klinker's book so rare? His dimensional theory sounds like some old soak making things up just to sound clever. Like all physics. / Tessa: It might be because Klinker's book comes with 4D glasses on a die cut foldout in the back. / Rachel: I dig physics backed with freebies. / Rachel:...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[William is talking to Shelley when angrily interrupted by Rachel. William looks abashed, Shelley sad.]] / Rachel: Will, stop talking to Silly Shelley and help us break into Professor Len's house again. / Shelley: I think maybe that's a pretty illegal thing to do... / [[Rachel exists scene, leaving Shelley...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: With the 4D spectacles, it's not a black square, it's more of a chute! Kind of a cat flap to HELL. / Rachel: Let me see!! / William: You might be disorientated, so I'm going to tie string to your belt loops, so you can feel your way back easily. / William: Are you scared, Tessa? / Tessa: Um... / Rachel:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Young Detective: I was shaving this morning and I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye. Three inch hair growing out of my back. And it was not alone. What happens now? Does it just develop into a forest? / Bald Detective: Sure. Buy a long comb. / Bald Detective: Come on, let's grab these...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Younger Detective: Didn't Prince Albert have, you know, a piercing in his middle stump? / Bald Detective: That was probably for broadcasting patriotic radio transmissions in times of war. / Bald Detective: We're placing you under arrest in connection with the murder of Amy Chilton. You do not have to...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Rachel, was it your idea or mine to go through a hole in space-time in order to make sure we get piad for painting someone's house? / Rachel: It was mine. / Tessa: Next time you have an idea, I am going to set about you with this bundle of twigs. / Rachel: At which point you will lose your "first...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison {{New chapter caption: 8. Cha cha cha. Where the dumb things are. Begins July 29.}} / [[Tessa dancing.]]
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Chapter title page]] / [[8: Where the Dumb Things Are]] / [[Begins July 29]] / [[Cha Cha Cha]] / [[Tessa dances very slightly]]
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: What's the matter? / Rachel: Tessa, the ovewhelming hopelessness of this situation has overtaken me! / Rachel: In order to free professor Len from jail and secure the 850 pounds he owes us, we've entered an alien dimension to find his daughter. / Rachel: Staring into the crystal clear waters,...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Rachel, are you absolutely sure you should be fishing? We don't know what's poisonous here. Plus, fish could be a sentient, foward-thinking society in this dimension! / Rachel: I bet sentient, foward-thinking societies taste delicious. / Rachel: And there's nothing you can't cook the poison out...
scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030731 [[Rachel walks up to Tessa, who appears to be in the middle of building something.]] / Rachel: Would you be angry if I had incited a swarm of flying eyes to chase me? / Tessa: Why? / [[Rachel looks chagrinned, Tessa looks concerned, and a huge swarm of bat-winged eyeballs is visible in the background.]] / [[Rachel...
scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030801 [[Rachel and Tessa wade through neck-deep water. Fish in top hats swim around their waists.]] / Tessa: Rachel, it seems to me that you are incapable of making sensible decisions when removed from polite society. / [[Rachel and Tessa are in their underwear, wringing their clothes out.]] / Rachel: I need...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Rachel and Tessa wade through water, surrounded by goldfish in top-hats]] / Tessa: Rachel, it seems to me that you are incapable of making sensible decisions when removed from polite society. / [[Standing beside the water, they wring out their clothes]] / Rachel: I need boundaries. And legal ramifications. / Tessa:...
 
scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030805 [[Tessa and Rachel peer out from behind some sort of structure, at a line of bizarre creatures.]] / Rachel: What are those guys standing around for? What are they waiting for? Tell me, Tessa! / Tessa: It looks like a bus stop. A deformed, diabolical bus stop. / [[Behind the structure again, they examine...
scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030806 [[Rachel and Tessa stand in line with some creatures at what they presume to be a bus stop.]] / Tessa: I think we need money to catch whatever vehicle these gentlemen are wairing for. / Rachel: I have no local currency. / [[Tessa fishes around in her purse.]] / Tessa: We will make money the old fashioned...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: I think we need money to catch whatever vehicle these gentlemen are waiting for. / Rachel: I have no local currency. / Tessa: We will make money the old fashioned way, by adding a little music to people's day! / [[Tessa sings while Rachel plays the melodica, a keyboard harmonica]] / Tessa: LAHF...
scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030807 [[An enormous whale with windows in its midsection and a glass cockpit dome on top has stopped in front of the stand where Rachel and Tessa are waiting.]] / Tessa: Stop pushing, Rachel! / Rachel: I want to get a good seat! / [[The pair sit inside on what looks like a rib bone.]] / Tessa: Do you think the...
Scary Go Round by John Allison [[Tessa and Rachel, stuck in an alternate dimension while searching for Amy, are about to board a whale bus]] / Tessa: Stop pushing Rachel! / Rachel: I want to get a good seat! / [[Tessa and Rachel sitting in the bus]] / Tessa: Do you think the whale is alive, or is it hollowed out with some sort of motor? / Rachel:...
scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030808 [[Rachel and Tessa wander through a city populated by strange creatures.]] / Rachel: I think we're handling this pretty well. Our unflappability is virtually Angela Lansbury level. / Tessa: I think it's because the aliens have a soothing color and pleasing geometric shape. / Tessa: Also because they don't...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tessa and Rachel search another dimension's city for the missing Amy]] / Rachel: I think we're handing [sic] this pretty well. Our unflappability is virtually Angela Lansbury level. / Tessa: I think it's because the aliens have a soothing colour and pleasing geometric shape. / Tessa: Also because they...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Rachel and Tessa are extremely dirty-looking. Rachel is eating some green stuff out of a yellow bowl]] / Rachel: Mmm! / Tessa: Are you sure this is food, Rachel? Because I'm fairly certain the shop we stole it from was a DIY store. / Rachel: I don't care anymore. We've been in this stupid city for four...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Mmm! / Tessa: Are you sure this is food, Rachel? Because I'm fairly certain the shop we stole it from was a DIY store. / Rachel: I don't care any more. We've been in this stupid city for four days and still no sign of Amy. / Tessa: And we smell. We really smell. / Rachel: My hair hurts when I...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Hello Will. / Will: You? But how did you get in here? This must be a pretty restricted area... / Shelley: Don't you see my giant, hypnotic boo-boo eyes? / Will: They're... very nice. / Shelley: I know!
scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030813 [[Shelly Winters walks down the hallway of a jail, convicts in their cells watching her pass.]] / < / [[She comes to Will's cell. Will is wearing a Hannibal Lecter-style mask over his mouth.]] / Shelly: Hello Will. / Will: You? But how did you get in here? This must...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: What are they saying you did, Will? / Will: That I killed Amy, and Rachel and Tessa. By eating them. / Shelley: Couldn't they just pump your stomach to find out the truth? / Will: Well, you'd think so, wouldn't you? / Will: Unfortunately extreme nervousness following my arrest caused my stomach...
scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030814 [[Shelly and Will are talking through the bars of his cell.]] / Shelly: What are they saying you did. Will? / Will: That I killed Amy, and Rachel and Tessa. By eating them. / Shelly: Couldn't they just pump your stomach to find out the truth? / Will: Well, you'd think so, wouldn't you? / Will: Unfortunately...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Amy! / Amy: Get away from me, you filthy urchins! / Tessa: Amy, it's us, Tessa and Rachel! We're here to... / Amy: I know exactly what you're here to do! You want to take me home! / Amy: I warn you, if you try and bring me back, I will scrap, serious-ass scratching style. / Tessa: Calm down you...
scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030815 [[Rachel and Tessa, filthy and disheveled, approach Amy, who recoils in distaste.]] / Tessa: AMY! / Amy: Get away from me, you filthy urchins! / Tessa: Amy, it's us, Tessa and Rachel! We're here to... / Amy: I know exactly what you're here to do! You want to take me home! / [[Amy puts her fingers into...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Will: Ngh! / Shelley: William, stop trying to climb out of the tiny window, that is an insane thing to do. Also you could fall into the toilet bowl, and it does not look very clean. / Shelley: If you know where Tessa, Rachel, and Amy are, just say! / Will: Okay, Shelley. I sent them to another dimension. / Shelley:...
scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030819 [[Will has braced his feet against the wall and is trying to pull the bars off his cell window.]] / Will: NGH! / Shelley: William, stop trying to climb out of the tiny window, that is an insane thing to do. / Shelley: Also, you could fall into the toilet bowl, and it does not look very clean. / [[Will...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Will: Why do you want to represent me Shelley? I don't think you can win. / Shelley: I am confronting my demons! / Shelley: I went to law school, but only ever took one case. It turned out I have a pathological fear of judges. / Shelley: While I was cross examining my first witness I imagined the judge...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley stands in front of Will's cell. He looks down at the floor forlornly.]] / Will: Why do you want to represent me, Shelley? I don't think you can win. / Shelley: I am confronting my demons! / [[Shelley frowns, and plays with her hair distractedly.]] / Shelley: I went to law school, but I only ever...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Len Pickering: What are you doing, Shelley, consorting with the criminal who ate my daughter and two best students? / Shelley: Professor Len, I think Will is innocent, just like I thought you were innocent! No man can eat three whole girls. / Shelley: And these leaflets... "Wanted: Angry mob for illegal...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley emerges from the prison's visitor entrance to find Len Pickering handing out fliers.]] / Len: What are you doing, Shelly, consorting with the criminal who ate my daughter and two best students? / Shelley: Professor Len, I think Will is innocent, just like I thought you were innocent! No man can...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: It's going to be so nice to have someone to talk to who I can actually understand. I'll fix you up with some clothes and a bath and... do you like pie? / Tessa: Come on Rachel, grab her and let's get her back home so we can collect our money. / Rachel: Tessa, don't be such a big wet. / Rachel:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: It's going to be so nice to have someone to talk to who I can actually understand. I'll fix you up with some clothes and a bath and... do you like pie? / Tessa: Come on Rachel, grab her and let's get her back home so we can collect our money. / Rachel: Tessa, don't be such a big wet. / Rachel:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: What do you want to do? Do you want to do insane haircuts and get Mrs. Mushroom-Shaped to tailor you up some new clothes? / Rachel: I like to do things that are fun... / Tessa: Oppressing Mrs. Mushroom-Shaped seems kind of wrong. / Tessa: What are we doing, Rachel? We need to get Amy and... / Rachel:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: What do you want to do? Do you want to do insane haircuts and get Mrs Mushroom-shaped to tailor you up some new clothes? / Rachel: I like to do things that are fun... / Tessa: Oppressing Mrs Mushroom-shaped seems kind of *wrong*. / Tessa: What are we doing, Rachel? We need to get Amy and... / Rachel:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: So Amy, how did you get here in the first place? / Amy: I was kidnapped by some sort of manic deviant! / Amy: He dragged me out of bed and through a portal in the wall! But not without me clawering a massive chunk out of his head, because I am wicked hard. / Amy: I can only guess that he was...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: So Amy, how did you get here in the first place? / Amy: I was kidnapped by some sort of maniac deviant! / Amy (v/o): He dragged me out of bed and through a portal in the wall! But not without me clawering a massive chunk out of his head, because I am wicked hard. / Amy (v/o): I can only guess...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: So you're regarded as an artistic genius for your poetry here? Wow. / Amy: Yes! There's a party tonight for the release of my first album here, "Just Amy". / Rachel: Isn't it an amazing coincidence that two totally different planets would both invent the compact disc? / Amy: Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. / Amy:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: So you're regarded as an artistic genius for your poetry here? *Wow.* / Amy: Yes! There's a party tonight for the release of my first album here, "Just Amy". / Rachel: Isn't it an amazing coincidence that two totally different planets would both invent the compact disc? / Amy: Rachel, Rachel,...
 

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