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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tessa is in a bar with various odd creatures, the Krakkagar among them. The bartender is an anthropomorphic goatlike creature]] / Tessa: Give me a bottle of your strongest booze, I don't care what kind of booze it is so long as it erases this world and everything in it. / Tessa: Do I have to draw you...
Scary Go Round 20030829 [[Tessa is in a bar with various odd creatures, the Krakkagar among them. The bartender is an anthropomorphic goatlike creature]] / Tessa: Give me a bottle of your strongest booze, I don't care what kind of booze it is so long as it erases this world and everything in it. / Tessa: Do I have to draw you...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mayor: Shelley, I just want you to know that I think what you're doing for that boy in jail is really swell. / Shelley: Thank you Mr. Mayor! / Mayor: But now I don't want you to get too attached to him. There is the chance he is a vile mass murderer. / Mayor: And a young thing like you should be out...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Mayor Mayor: Shelley, I just want you to know that I think what you're doing for that boy in jail is really swell. / Shelly: Thank you Mr Mayor! / Mayor Mayor: But now I don't want you to get too attached to him. There is the chance he is a vile mass murderer. / Mayor Mayor: And a young thing like you...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Don't just hate living with your parents, Rachel? I did. No space to breathe. No room for self-expression. / Rachel: Well our house has wings... you know... it can be annoying when someone else is using the helicopter, I guess... / Amy: Are you rich, Rachel? / Rachel: Rich is... relative, Amy. I'm...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Don't just hate living with your parents, Rachel? I did. No space to breathe. No room for *self expression*. / Rachel: Well our house has wings... you know... it can be annoying when someone else is using the helicopter, I guess... / Amy: Are you *rich*, Rachel? / Rachel: Rich is... relative, Amy....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Rachel is outside with a bunch of brown, spiky, kiwi-like fruit]] / Rachel: Hey Amy, I've found a piece of fruit shaped almost exactly like Moses! Isn't that a thing? / Amy: Rachel, you must be drunk or stupid because that looks nothing like blinking Moses. Moses was taller and-- / [[Rachel hits Amy...
Scary Go Round by John Allison [[Rachel is with Amy in an alternate dimension pub]] / Rachel: Hey Amy, I've found a piece of fruit shaped almost exactly like Moses! Isn't that a thing? / Amy: Rachel, you must be drunk or stupid because that looks nothing like blinking Moses. Moses was taller and- / [[Rachel hits Amy from behind with...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Amy's tired! She needs to go home! No, wait... She needs a rest cure... in the forest! / Rachel: Now Amy, if I know Tessa like I think I do, she'll have spotted my ruse and be getting things ready in the forest to get us home. / Tessa: Y'r a very shhiny bettle, Krakkagar... And a very shexy...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Amy's tired! She needs to go home! No, wait.. she needs a rest cure... in the forest! / Rachel: Now, Amy, if I know Tessa like I think I do, she'll have spotted my ruse and be getting things ready in the forest to get us home. / Tessa: Y'r a very shhiny beetle, Krakkagar... and a very shexy...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Thank you, chauffeur! I hope that a handful of grubs is a suitable tip. / Chauffeur: <> / Chauffeur, into phone: <> <> <> <> / Alien 1, into phone: <>...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Rachel has transported an unconscious Amy back into the forest portal in an alternate dimension]] / Rachel: Thank you, chauffeur! I hope that a handful of grubs is a suitable tip. / Chaffeur, introspective: [[Icon of a city]] / [[The Chaffeur is on a phone]] / Chaffeur: [[Icon of information]] [[Icon...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Rachshel... I can' b'lieve her... runnin' off with Amy... itshh treason ish what it ish and you can be hung for treashon... / Tessa: Well I'm I'm not shtanding for it! I'm not hanging 'round on thish shtupid planet any more I am goin' gnome. / Tessa: Yr my friend aren't you... yesh... you wouldn't...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Rachshel... I can' b'lieve her... runnin' off with Amy... itshh *treason* ish what it ish and you can be hung for treashon... / Tessa: Well I'm I'm not shtanding for it! I'm not hanging 'round on thish shtupid planet any more I am goin' *gnome*. / Tessa: Yr my friend aren't you... yesh... you...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Tessa, you're drunk as a skunk with a fondness for the good stuff! / Tessa: You betrshayed me, Rachshel... Wen't off with Amy... Left me to rot... / Rachel: No! It was a genius plan! / Tessa: Lies won't mend my feelingsh you wicked girl... / Rachel: Tessa, your plans are excellent in real world...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Tessa, you're drunk as a skunk with a fondness for the good stuff! / Tessa: You betrshayed me, Rachshel... wen't off with Amy... left me to *rot*... / Rachel: No! It was a genius plan! / Tessa: Lies won't mend my feelingsh you wicked girl.... / Rachel: Tessa, your plans are excellent in real...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Booze! / Rachel: Tessa, the hole to get us back into our dimension is up there. We are down here. If you can think of a workable scheme I will give you this warm can of lager shandy. That will slake your thirst for booze. / Tessa: Cowered in a hole. Ugly mouth. Question: Did we miss anything?...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: BOOZE! / Rachel: Tessa, the hole to get us back into our dimension is up there. We are down here. If you can think of a workable scheme I will give you this warm can of lager shandy. That will slake your thirst for booze. / [[Tessa draws diagrams in the air]] / Tessa: Cowered in a hole, ugly mouth....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Tessa: Is that the sound of sirens? / Rachel: I don't know... It's kind of indistinguishable from Amy's interminable moaning. / Amy: Rachel, if you don't let me go, I'll... I'll... / Rachel: Amy, I like you. You've got a can-do attitude and you wear some wicked clothes. But this is a situation you cannot...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tessa has built a catapult; Amy is tied up with a vine with an eye]] / Tessa: Is that the sound of sirens? / Rachel: I don't know... it's kind of indistinguishable from Amy's interminable moaning / Amy: Rachel, if you don't let me go, I'll... I'll... / Rachel: Amy, I like you. You've got a can-do attitude...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Tessa, you had better get your skates on building that contraption, because it looks like the local police are here. / Tessa: Why are we always in trouble with the police, Rachel? Tell me why. / Rachel: Mostly because we are badass outlaws. Cops are drawn to our sexy sins. / Rachel: The sweet...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Rachel, looking over an embankment, sees aliens walking by]] / Rachel: Tessa, you had better get your skates on building that contraption, because it looks like the local police are here. / Tessa: Why are we always in trouble with the police, Rachel? Tell me why. / Rachel: Mostly because we are badass...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The girls are sitting in the catapult]] / Tessa: Now we only get one chance at this... if we don't get through the dimensional hole, we'll fall into the sea and probably be eaten. / Rachel: Amy, it may help to comfort yourself by picturing someone avuncular... like Father Christmas or Joe Stalin. / [[The...
Scary Go Round [[Rachel, Amy, and Tessa are on a makeshift catapult about to hurl themselves hopefully back to their own dimension]] / Tessa: Now we only get one chance at this... if we don't get through the dimensional hole, we'll fall into the sea and probably be eaten. / Rachel: Amy, it may help to comfort yourself...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Hahaha! Again, again! / Tessa: Notdeadnotdeadnotdeadthankgodnotdead / Amy: Well, thank you for returning me to my mediocre life. How are we going to explain what happened to us? Without being thrown into the madhouse? / Rachel: How about this: You joined a cult. We were recruited. Eventually we...
Scary Go Round 20030918 Rachel: Hahaha! Again, again! / Tessa: Notdeadnotdeadnotdeadthankgodnotdead / Amy: Well, thank you for returning me to my mediocre life. How are we going to explain what happened to us? Without being thrown into the madhouse? / Rachel: How about this: You joined a cult. We were recruited. Eventually we...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Rachel: Amy must be the single most ungrateful girl in the world. There she is enjoying a nice drink with the people in the world who don't actually find her repellent. / Tessa: It's a job well done. We can be proud. / Tessa: Plus Noel managed to shore up the pub, so we have jobs again. / Will: And I...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[PANEL 01: Pub, at the bar. Hugo is talking to Rachel]] / HUGO / ...So I say, "There be a time for explosions, but it is not when I am teaching they ABC's!" / RACHEL / Hee hee! / [[PANEL 02: Pub, Ryan is playing a Galaga 88 arcade machine, Hugo is ready to take over]] / RYAN / Hugo man, where do you...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Hugo: ...So I say, "There be a time for explosions, but it is not when I am teachin' orphans they ABC's!" / Rachel: Hee hee! / Ryan: Hugo man, where do you get it? I can hardly talk to a lady any more. I lost my powers. / Hugo: Powers be inside, friend, like your kidneys. You cannot lose them. / Hugo:...
 
Scary Go Round 20030923 Ryan: Hugo, it's nearly winter... I need a lady to be holding me at night. To feel like someone wants you... and save on central heating bills. / Hugo: You are like a record with a crack that spins on and on. Many parts of my mind are ceasing to be. Maybe forever, who knows. / Hugo: Go home, dogg....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Hugo, it's nearly winter... I need a lady to be holding me at night. To feel like someone wants you... and save on central heating bills. / Hugo: You are like a record with a crack that spins on and on. Many parts of my mind are ceasing to be. Maybe forever, who knows. / Hugo: Go home, dogg,...
Scary Go Round 20030924 Shelley: I think it's very nice of you to be Ryan's friend, Hugo. It is a kind thing to do. / Hugo: I have inherited him, yo. It is too much. The long evenings leave him wanting a lady and he never shuts the mouth. / Amy: Then we should find him a girl. He's kind of like a car you'd fix up. Or drive...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: I think it's very nice of you to be Ryan's friend, Hugo. It is a kind thing to do. / Hugo: I have inherited him, yo. It is too much. The long evenings leave him wanting a lady and he never shuts the mouth. / Amy: Then we should find him a girl. He's kind of like a car you'd fix up. Or drive...
Scary Go Round 20030925 Shelley: Is Ryan there? / Mrs Birch: Wait here please. / Mrs Birch: Mr Beckwith, there are two ladies here to see you. As I have told you before, lady callers are not permitted! / Amy: Hee hee! "Lady callers are not permitted". / Shelley: Shut up! She'll hear us and put us on some kind of old lady...
Scary Go Round 20030925 Shelley: Is Ryan there? / Mrs Birch: Wait here please. / Mrs Birch: Mr Beckwith, there are two ladies here to see you. As I have told you before, lady callers are not permitted! / Amy: Hee hee! "Lady callers are not permitted". / Shelley: Shut up! She'll hear us and put us on some kind of old lady hit...
Scary Go Round 20030926 [[playground]] / Amy: Go on. / Shelley: So Ryan, are there any, um, special ladies on the horizon right now? / Ryan: Oh, you know. I'm just playing it fast and loose, keeping my irons in the fire and striking while they're... hot. / Ryan: Aw hell, what am I talkin' about? / Amy: Hugo told us you spend...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy: Go on. / Shelley: So Ryan, are there any, um, special ladies on the horizon right now? / Ryan: Oh, you know. I'm just playing it fast and loose, keeping my irons in the fire and... striking while they're... hot. / Ryan: Aw hell, what am I talkin' about? / Amy: Hugo told us you spend your nights crying...
Scary Go Round 20030929 [[couch]] / Ryan: I don't appreciate all this interferin' in my life. I can find a lady okay, I don't need you two makin' me feel like a fool. / Amy: Okay. / Shelley: Ryan, we'll do a control experiment, as used in science, by boffins. / Amy: Go into the kitchen and ask Fallon out. She'd make an ideal...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: I don't appreciate all this interferin' in my life. I can find a lady okay, I don't need you two makin' me feel like a fool. / Amy: Okay. / Shelley: Ryan, we'll do a control experiment, as used in science, by boffins. / Amy: Go into the kitchen and ask Fallon out. She'd make an ideal companion. / Shelley:...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Ryan, the best way to find a special lady is to go where ladies are looking for you. It is basic common sense. / Ryan: I don't think the personals are the best place... I mean, they could be... freaks... / Amy: Hot freaks, big man! HOT FREAKS! / Shelley: What do you think, Amy? "Professional...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Ryan, the best way to find a special lady is to go where ladies are looking for you. It is basic common sense. / Ryan: I don't think the personalls are the best place... I mean, they could be... freaks... / Amy: Hot freaks, big man! Hot freaks! / Shelley: What do you think, Amy? "Professional...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan talking on the phone]] / Ryan: Shelley! I got an answer to my personal ad! I got all excited and rang her up for a date! And now I don't know what to do! / Shelley: Don't be afraid. Amy and I have been preparing for today. Come over with your date outfit and we'll get you ready. / Amy: Ready as...
Scary Go Round 20031001 [[Ryan talking on the phone]] / Ryan: Shelley! I got an answer to my personal ad! I got all excited and rang her up for a date! And now I don't know what to do! / Shelley: Don't be afraid. Amy and I have been preparing for today. Come over with your date outfit and we'll get you ready. / Amy: Ready as...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[shelley and amy are standing outside of a bathroom, eating green apples. ryan emerges from the bathroom in a pink robe with wet hair, steam trailing out from behind him.]] / Shelley: Look at our precious boy, all nice and clean! I don't know about you, Ames, but I am super proud! / Amy: I feel like the...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Fallon Young: Are you excited? / Ryan Beckwith: I can't believe they got me all dressed up in this ridic'lous monkey suit for a date that will probably be a disaster. / Fallon Young: Amy and Shelley mean well. They've tried very hard, so you do your best for them. / Ryan Beckwith: You're right, Fallon....
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Fallon drives Ryan to a blind date in her blue VW Beetle.]] / Fallon: Are you excited? / Ryan: I can't believe they got me all dressed up in this ridic'lous monkey suit for a date that will probably be a disaster. / Fallon: Amy and Shelley mean well. They've tried very hard, so you do your best for...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Well Poppy, it's real nice to meet you. This seems like a pretty decent sort of menu. Meat, fish, everythin'! / Poppy: So what do you like to do for fun, Ryan? / Ryan Beckwith: Aw, I like music. I was in a band for a few years so I play my drums and go to gigs and just generally enjoy...
 
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Poppy: I was president of the North Lincolnshire Young Whittlers Association. But eventually I broke away. I doubted their commitment. / Ryan: To whittling? I have to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute. / Bearded Waiter: We have observed sir's evening taking a turn for the worse, sir. In exchange...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Amy Chilton: I'm really worried about that outfit we sent Ryan out in. / Shelley Winters: We agreed, Amy, it was psychological. A brainy plan! / Shelley Winters: Any lady answering personals has been let down a little. But Ryan is dressed as Lt. Columbo, the infallible cop! / Amy Chilton: Bad, bad science. / Poppy:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Man, I see my life now. A series of unpr'ductive blind dates with spinsters, followed by thirty years of early nights and malt drinks. / Ryan Beckwith: Maybe I could become a hermit. No pressure on a hermit. Just drinking rain and gettin' on with growing a beard. / Ryan Beckwith: So...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan is stuck at the end of a playground tube at night]] / Ryan: Hello / Ryan: Help / Ryan: Hello / Ryan: Anyone / Natalie: What is ze matter? Are you stuck? Why are you stuck? / Ryan: I tried to put some joy into my life by havin' a go in the tube. But it went bad. / Natalie: Silly boy! Why do you...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan's head is sticking out of a tube slide in a park somewhere at night.]] / Ryan: Hello / Ryan: Help / Ryan: Hello / Ryan: Anyone / [[A girl shows up and spies Ryan in the tube.]] / Girl: What is ze matter? Are you stuck? Why are you stuck? / Ryan: I tried to put some joy into my life by havin' a go in...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan Beckwith: Well thanks very much for not helping me out of the tube, French lady. Just another day in my puny existence, crossin' off dates until Judgement Day... / Natalie Durand: Ze English! With zere Protestant ethic! Life is a stick with which they will beat themselves everyday! / Natalie Durand:...
Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Tim and french lady standing outside childs playhouse]] / Tim: Well thanks very much for not helping me out of the tube, french lady. Just another day in my puny existance, crossin' off dates 'till judgement day... / French Lady: Ze English! With their protestant ethic! Life is a stich with which they...
 

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