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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tessa is in a bar with various odd creatures, the Krakkagar among them. The bartender is an anthropomorphic goatlike creature]]
/ Tessa: Give me a bottle of your strongest booze, I don't care what kind of booze it is so long as it erases this world and everything in it. / Tessa: Do I have to draw you... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030829 |
| Scary Go Round 20030829 | [[Tessa is in a bar with various odd creatures, the Krakkagar among them. The bartender is an anthropomorphic goatlike creature]] / Tessa: Give me a bottle of your strongest booze, I don't care what kind of booze it is so long as it erases this world and everything in it.
/ Tessa: Do I have to draw you... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030829 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mayor: Shelley, I just want you to know that I think what you're doing for that boy in jail is really swell. / Shelley: Thank you Mr. Mayor!
/ Mayor: But now I don't want you to get too attached to him. There is the chance he is a vile mass murderer. / Mayor: And a young thing like you should be out... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030902 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mayor Mayor: Shelley, I just want you to know that I think what you're doing for that boy in jail is really swell. / Shelly: Thank you Mr Mayor!
/ Mayor Mayor: But now I don't want you to get too attached to him. There is the chance he is a vile mass murderer. / Mayor Mayor: And a young thing like you... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030902 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Don't just hate living with your parents, Rachel? I did. No space to breathe. No room for self-expression.
/ Rachel: Well our house has wings... you know... it can be annoying when someone else is using the helicopter, I guess... / Amy: Are you rich, Rachel?
/ Rachel: Rich is... relative, Amy. I'm... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030903 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Don't just hate living with your parents, Rachel? I did. No space to breathe. No room for *self expression*.
/ Rachel: Well our house has wings... you know... it can be annoying when someone else is using the helicopter, I guess... / Amy: Are you *rich*, Rachel?
/ Rachel: Rich is... relative, Amy.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030903 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Rachel is outside with a bunch of brown, spiky, kiwi-like fruit]]
/ Rachel: Hey Amy, I've found a piece of fruit shaped almost exactly like Moses! Isn't that a thing? / Amy: Rachel, you must be drunk or stupid because that looks nothing like blinking Moses. Moses was taller and-- / [[Rachel hits Amy... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030904 |
| Scary Go Round by John Allison | [[Rachel is with Amy in an alternate dimension pub]]
/ Rachel: Hey Amy, I've found a piece of fruit shaped almost exactly like Moses! Isn't that a thing? / Amy: Rachel, you must be drunk or stupid because that looks nothing like blinking Moses. Moses was taller and- / [[Rachel hits Amy from behind with... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030904 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Amy's tired! She needs to go home! No, wait... She needs a rest cure... in the forest! / Rachel: Now Amy, if I know Tessa like I think I do, she'll have spotted my ruse and be getting things ready in the forest to get us home. / Tessa: Y'r a very shhiny bettle, Krakkagar... And a very shexy... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030905 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Amy's tired! She needs to go home! No, wait.. she needs a rest cure... in the forest! / Rachel: Now, Amy, if I know Tessa like I think I do, she'll have spotted my ruse and be getting things ready in the forest to get us home. / Tessa: Y'r a very shhiny beetle, Krakkagar... and a very shexy... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030905 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Thank you, chauffeur! I hope that a handful of grubs is a suitable tip.
/ Chauffeur: < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030909 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Rachel has transported an unconscious Amy back into the forest portal in an alternate dimension]]
/ Rachel: Thank you, chauffeur! I hope that a handful of grubs is a suitable tip.
/ Chaffeur, introspective: [[Icon of a city]] / [[The Chaffeur is on a phone]]
/ Chaffeur: [[Icon of information]] [[Icon... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030909 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: Rachshel... I can' b'lieve her... runnin' off with Amy... itshh treason ish what it ish and you can be hung for treashon... / Tessa: Well I'm I'm not shtanding for it! I'm not hanging 'round on thish shtupid planet any more I am goin' gnome. / Tessa: Yr my friend aren't you... yesh... you wouldn't... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030910 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: Rachshel... I can' b'lieve her... runnin' off with Amy... itshh *treason* ish what it ish and you can be hung for treashon... / Tessa: Well I'm I'm not shtanding for it! I'm not hanging 'round on thish shtupid planet any more I am goin' *gnome*. / Tessa: Yr my friend aren't you... yesh... you... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030910 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Tessa, you're drunk as a skunk with a fondness for the good stuff!
/ Tessa: You betrshayed me, Rachshel... Wen't off with Amy... Left me to rot... / Rachel: No! It was a genius plan!
/ Tessa: Lies won't mend my feelingsh you wicked girl... / Rachel: Tessa, your plans are excellent in real world... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030911 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Tessa, you're drunk as a skunk with a fondness for the good stuff!
/ Tessa: You betrshayed me, Rachshel... wen't off with Amy... left me to *rot*... / Rachel: No! It was a genius plan!
/ Tessa: Lies won't mend my feelingsh you wicked girl.... / Rachel: Tessa, your plans are excellent in real... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030911 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: Booze!
/ Rachel: Tessa, the hole to get us back into our dimension is up there. We are down here. If you can think of a workable scheme I will give you this warm can of lager shandy. That will slake your thirst for booze. / Tessa: Cowered in a hole. Ugly mouth. Question: Did we miss anything?... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030912 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: BOOZE!
/ Rachel: Tessa, the hole to get us back into our dimension is up there. We are down here. If you can think of a workable scheme I will give you this warm can of lager shandy. That will slake your thirst for booze. / [[Tessa draws diagrams in the air]]
/ Tessa: Cowered in a hole, ugly mouth.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030912 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: Is that the sound of sirens?
/ Rachel: I don't know... It's kind of indistinguishable from Amy's interminable moaning.
/ Amy: Rachel, if you don't let me go, I'll... I'll... / Rachel: Amy, I like you. You've got a can-do attitude and you wear some wicked clothes. But this is a situation you cannot... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030915 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tessa has built a catapult; Amy is tied up with a vine with an eye]]
/ Tessa: Is that the sound of sirens?
/ Rachel: I don't know... it's kind of indistinguishable from Amy's interminable moaning
/ Amy: Rachel, if you don't let me go, I'll... I'll... / Rachel: Amy, I like you. You've got a can-do attitude... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030915 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Tessa, you had better get your skates on building that contraption, because it looks like the local police are here. / Tessa: Why are we always in trouble with the police, Rachel? Tell me why.
/ Rachel: Mostly because we are badass outlaws. Cops are drawn to our sexy sins. / Rachel: The sweet... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030916 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Rachel, looking over an embankment, sees aliens walking by]]
/ Rachel: Tessa, you had better get your skates on building that contraption, because it looks like the local police are here. / Tessa: Why are we always in trouble with the police, Rachel? Tell me why.
/ Rachel: Mostly because we are badass... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030916 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[The girls are sitting in the catapult]]
/ Tessa: Now we only get one chance at this... if we don't get through the dimensional hole, we'll fall into the sea and probably be eaten.
/ Rachel: Amy, it may help to comfort yourself by picturing someone avuncular... like Father Christmas or Joe Stalin. / [[The... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030917 |
| Scary Go Round | [[Rachel, Amy, and Tessa are on a makeshift catapult about to hurl themselves hopefully back to their own dimension]]
/ Tessa: Now we only get one chance at this... if we don't get through the dimensional hole, we'll fall into the sea and probably be eaten.
/ Rachel: Amy, it may help to comfort yourself... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030917 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Hahaha! Again, again!
/ Tessa: Notdeadnotdeadnotdeadthankgodnotdead
/ Amy: Well, thank you for returning me to my mediocre life. How are we going to explain what happened to us? Without being thrown into the madhouse? / Rachel: How about this: You joined a cult. We were recruited. Eventually we... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030918 |
| Scary Go Round 20030918 | Rachel: Hahaha! Again, again!
/ Tessa: Notdeadnotdeadnotdeadthankgodnotdead
/ Amy: Well, thank you for returning me to my mediocre life. How are we going to explain what happened to us? Without being thrown into the madhouse? / Rachel: How about this: You joined a cult. We were recruited. Eventually we... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030918 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Amy must be the single most ungrateful girl in the world. There she is enjoying a nice drink with the people in the world who don't actually find her repellent.
/ Tessa: It's a job well done. We can be proud. / Tessa: Plus Noel managed to shore up the pub, so we have jobs again.
/ Will: And I... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030919 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[PANEL 01: Pub, at the bar. Hugo is talking to Rachel]] / HUGO
/ ...So I say, "There be a time for explosions, but it is not when I am teaching they ABC's!" / RACHEL
/ Hee hee! / [[PANEL 02: Pub, Ryan is playing a Galaga 88 arcade machine, Hugo is ready to take over]] / RYAN
/ Hugo man, where do you... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030922 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Hugo: ...So I say, "There be a time for explosions, but it is not when I am teachin' orphans they ABC's!"
/ Rachel: Hee hee! / Ryan: Hugo man, where do you get it? I can hardly talk to a lady any more. I lost my powers. / Hugo: Powers be inside, friend, like your kidneys. You cannot lose them. / Hugo:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030922 |
| Scary Go Round 20030923 | Ryan: Hugo, it's nearly winter... I need a lady to be holding me at night. To feel like someone wants you... and save on central heating bills.
/ Hugo: You are like a record with a crack that spins on and on. Many parts of my mind are ceasing to be. Maybe forever, who knows. / Hugo: Go home, dogg.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030923 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Hugo, it's nearly winter... I need a lady to be holding me at night. To feel like someone wants you... and save on central heating bills.
/ Hugo: You are like a record with a crack that spins on and on. Many parts of my mind are ceasing to be. Maybe forever, who knows. / Hugo: Go home, dogg,... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030923 |
| Scary Go Round 20030924 | Shelley: I think it's very nice of you to be Ryan's friend, Hugo. It is a kind thing to do.
/ Hugo: I have inherited him, yo. It is too much. The long evenings leave him wanting a lady and he never shuts the mouth.
/ Amy: Then we should find him a girl. He's kind of like a car you'd fix up. Or drive... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030924 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: I think it's very nice of you to be Ryan's friend, Hugo. It is a kind thing to do.
/ Hugo: I have inherited him, yo. It is too much. The long evenings leave him wanting a lady and he never shuts the mouth.
/ Amy: Then we should find him a girl. He's kind of like a car you'd fix up. Or drive... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030924 |
| Scary Go Round 20030925 | Shelley: Is Ryan there?
/ Mrs Birch: Wait here please. / Mrs Birch: Mr Beckwith, there are two ladies here to see you. As I have told you before, lady callers are not permitted! / Amy: Hee hee! "Lady callers are not permitted".
/ Shelley: Shut up! She'll hear us and put us on some kind of old lady... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030925 |
| Scary Go Round 20030925 | Shelley: Is Ryan there?
/ Mrs Birch: Wait here please. / Mrs Birch: Mr Beckwith, there are two ladies here to see you. As I have told you before, lady callers are not permitted! / Amy: Hee hee! "Lady callers are not permitted".
/ Shelley: Shut up! She'll hear us and put us on some kind of old lady hit... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030925 |
| Scary Go Round 20030926 | [[playground]]
/ Amy: Go on.
/ Shelley: So Ryan, are there any, um, special ladies on the horizon right now?
/ Ryan: Oh, you know. I'm just playing it fast and loose, keeping my irons in the fire and striking while they're... hot. / Ryan: Aw hell, what am I talkin' about?
/ Amy: Hugo told us you spend... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030926 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Go on.
/ Shelley: So Ryan, are there any, um, special ladies on the horizon right now?
/ Ryan: Oh, you know. I'm just playing it fast and loose, keeping my irons in the fire and... striking while they're... hot. / Ryan: Aw hell, what am I talkin' about?
/ Amy: Hugo told us you spend your nights crying... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030926 |
| Scary Go Round 20030929 | [[couch]]
/ Ryan: I don't appreciate all this interferin' in my life. I can find a lady okay, I don't need you two makin' me feel like a fool.
/ Amy: Okay. / Shelley: Ryan, we'll do a control experiment, as used in science, by boffins.
/ Amy: Go into the kitchen and ask Fallon out. She'd make an ideal... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030929 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: I don't appreciate all this interferin' in my life. I can find a lady okay, I don't need you two makin' me feel like a fool.
/ Amy: Okay. / Shelley: Ryan, we'll do a control experiment, as used in science, by boffins.
/ Amy: Go into the kitchen and ask Fallon out. She'd make an ideal companion. / Shelley:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030929 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Ryan, the best way to find a special lady is to go where ladies are looking for you. It is basic common sense.
/ Ryan: I don't think the personals are the best place... I mean, they could be... freaks...
/ Amy: Hot freaks, big man! HOT FREAKS! / Shelley: What do you think, Amy? "Professional... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030930 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Ryan, the best way to find a special lady is to go where ladies are looking for you. It is basic common sense.
/ Ryan: I don't think the personalls are the best place... I mean, they could be... freaks...
/ Amy: Hot freaks, big man! Hot freaks! / Shelley: What do you think, Amy? "Professional... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030930 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan talking on the phone]]
/ Ryan: Shelley! I got an answer to my personal ad! I got all excited and rang her up for a date! And now I don't know what to do! / Shelley: Don't be afraid. Amy and I have been preparing for today. Come over with your date outfit and we'll get you ready.
/ Amy: Ready as... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031001 |
| Scary Go Round 20031001 | [[Ryan talking on the phone]]
/ Ryan: Shelley! I got an answer to my personal ad! I got all excited and rang her up for a date! And now I don't know what to do! / Shelley: Don't be afraid. Amy and I have been preparing for today. Come over with your date outfit and we'll get you ready.
/ Amy: Ready as... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031001 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[shelley and amy are standing outside of a bathroom, eating green apples. ryan emerges from the bathroom in a pink robe with wet hair, steam trailing out from behind him.]]
/ Shelley: Look at our precious boy, all nice and clean! I don't know about you, Ames, but I am super proud!
/ Amy: I feel like the... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031002 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon Young: Are you excited?
/ Ryan Beckwith: I can't believe they got me all dressed up in this ridic'lous monkey suit for a date that will probably be a disaster.
/ Fallon Young: Amy and Shelley mean well. They've tried very hard, so you do your best for them. / Ryan Beckwith: You're right, Fallon.... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031003 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon drives Ryan to a blind date in her blue VW Beetle.]]
/ Fallon: Are you excited?
/ Ryan: I can't believe they got me all dressed up in this ridic'lous monkey suit for a date that will probably be a disaster.
/ Fallon: Amy and Shelley mean well. They've tried very hard, so you do your best for... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031003 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Well Poppy, it's real nice to meet you. This seems like a pretty decent sort of menu. Meat, fish, everythin'!
/ Poppy: So what do you like to do for fun, Ryan? / Ryan Beckwith: Aw, I like music. I was in a band for a few years so I play my drums and go to gigs and just generally enjoy... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031006 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Poppy: I was president of the North Lincolnshire Young Whittlers Association. But eventually I broke away. I doubted their commitment.
/ Ryan: To whittling? I have to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute. / Bearded Waiter: We have observed sir's evening taking a turn for the worse, sir. In exchange... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031007 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy Chilton: I'm really worried about that outfit we sent Ryan out in.
/ Shelley Winters: We agreed, Amy, it was psychological. A brainy plan! / Shelley Winters: Any lady answering personals has been let down a little. But Ryan is dressed as Lt. Columbo, the infallible cop!
/ Amy Chilton: Bad, bad science. / Poppy:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031008 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Man, I see my life now. A series of unpr'ductive blind dates with spinsters, followed by thirty years of early nights and malt drinks. / Ryan Beckwith: Maybe I could become a hermit. No pressure on a hermit. Just drinking rain and gettin' on with growing a beard. / Ryan Beckwith: So... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031009 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan is stuck at the end of a playground tube at night]]
/ Ryan: Hello
/ Ryan: Help
/ Ryan: Hello
/ Ryan: Anyone / Natalie: What is ze matter? Are you stuck? Why are you stuck?
/ Ryan: I tried to put some joy into my life by havin' a go in the tube. But it went bad. / Natalie: Silly boy! Why do you... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031010 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan's head is sticking out of a tube slide in a park somewhere at night.]]
/ Ryan: Hello
/ Ryan: Help
/ Ryan: Hello
/ Ryan: Anyone / [[A girl shows up and spies Ryan in the tube.]]
/ Girl: What is ze matter? Are you stuck? Why are you stuck?
/ Ryan: I tried to put some joy into my life by havin' a go in... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031010 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Well thanks very much for not helping me out of the tube, French lady. Just another day in my puny existence, crossin' off dates until Judgement Day...
/ Natalie Durand: Ze English! With zere Protestant ethic! Life is a stick with which they will beat themselves everyday! / Natalie Durand:... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031013 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tim and french lady standing outside childs playhouse]] / Tim: Well thanks very much for not helping me out of the tube, french lady. Just another day in my puny existance, crossin' off dates 'till judgement day...
/ French Lady: Ze English! With their protestant ethic! Life is a stich with which they... http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20031013 |
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