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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Amy, Ryan drew the curtains on your bare behind. / Amy: This has A. Never happened before and B. Gets him crossed out of my address book. / Amy: I suppose we had better knock on the door. / Shelley: Knocking on the door! The classic plan B! It's wild and crazy and maverick but woo! It might work! / Shelley: Keep crankin' em out! I had no idea that you'd been accepted into the International Society of Mega-Geniuses!
/ [[inside, Ryan is praying]] Ryan: God, I am sorry I saw that lady's bottom, when she is not my wife. I know it is wrong to see the bottom of a lady. Maybe we can pretend it was somethin' else and I promise not to look at another one. Amen. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040211 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley Winters: Amy, Ryan drew the curtains on your bare behind.
/ Amy Chilton: This has A. never happened before and B. gets him crossed out of my address book. / Amy Chilton: I suppose we had better knock on the door.
/ Shelley Winters: Knocking on the door! The classic plan B! It's wild and crazy and maverick but woo! It might work! / Shelley Winters: Keep crankin' em out! I had no idea that you'd been accepted into the International Society of Mega-Geniuses!
/ Ryan Beckwith: God, I am sorry I saw that lady's bottom, when she is not my wife. I know it is wrong to see the bottom of a lady. Maybe we an pretend that it was somethin' else if I promise not to look at another one. Amen. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040211 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: You two have to go. I'm tryin' to live a good life now, not carousin' and associatin' with godless types.
/ Shelley Winters: What? / Amy Chilton: Ryan, we're your best friends.
/ Ryan Beckwith: No, you see, I had this explained to me and just bein' around you loose ladies condemns me to Hell. / Amy Chilton: Don't be ridiculous, Ryan. And what do you mean, "loose"?
/ Ryan Beckwith: Drinkin'... Laughin'... Eatin' rich food. / Shelley Winters: Did your landlady tell you all this?
/ Ryan Beckwith: She says hipster pants are the Dark One's harness. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040212 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: I have to keep readin' the Bible and helping out at church and maybe I won't get burned eternally you know. Or poked by a demond with his spear thing.
/ Shelley Winters: This is nonsense, Ryan! Let's have a look in... what's this... "The Good Boy's Bible". / [[Shelley is reading a page from The Good Boy's Bible, in the Book of Darren, Chapter 14.]]
/ [[Visible text reads: 14. Then Jesus got into his white van, with Dave, and Wayne, and they travelled through Galilee hitting those who sinned with sticks and clubs. And upon stopping to admire a plough, Dave said, "Let he who values the form of a woman over the humble plough be cast asunder into Hell." And Jesus wrote that down.]] [[The rest of the text is obscured by Shelley's head.]]
/ Shelley Winters: This is... um... unfamiliar... / Shelley Winters: I went to Sunday School six times at least, and I don't remember any of this. Though mostly I just drew posters for "Jesus Airlines". / [[A page of Shelley's childhood scrawlings is shown. Above reads Flying Jesus airlines. A propellor plane features Jesus in the cockpit with a thumbs-up, smiling faces peering out of the windows, and a cross on the tail. Flame shoots out the back like a rocket. Around the clouds is written "wow" and "wee". Shelley has drawn herself standing on the ground, and written "by Shelley, a girl"]] / Shelley's Mother: That's... very... very...
/ Tiny Shelley Winters: Jesus is waving hello to the clouds. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040213 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim Jones: Lay it in front of me ladies, how bad is this Ryan situation. Is it 'burning an omelette' bad, 'stubbing your toe' bad, or 'losing your pelvis at poker' bad?
/ Shelley Winters: Pelvis bad?
/ Amy Chilton: Pelvis bad. / Shelley Winters: At first I thought he'd gone bible-crazy, but now I think he's been brainwashed.
/ Amy Chilton: My plan was to kidnap him and take him on a wild night of booze, cigs and strippers. / Amy Chilton: I reckon it would either fix him straight off or destroy his mind, leaving a gibbering blank slate I can work with.
/ Shelley Winters: By "I" she means "someone else". http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040216 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy Chilton: So what do you think, Timbo? Shall we go and drag Ryan out of the hell his life has become? Maybe slap him around a bit so he sees sense? / Shelley Winters: Shock and awe! Shock, awe, and slaps!
/ Tim Jones: I know you mean well, but I think this needs a more ingenious approach than any of us can manage. / [[Shelley is seated in the Subtle-O-Tron, wearing its helmet on her head. She speaks in a wavery pink dialogue bubble, and appears dazed.]]
/ Shelley Winters: Push apple blossom and vetiver through sandalwood and re-awaken a delicate memory of a June day.
/ Amy Chilton: Is the Subtle-O-Tron strictly safe?
/ Tim Jones: Turn it a little way back towards "crass". http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040217 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: So what do you think, Timbo? Shall we go and drag Ryan out of the hell his life has become? Maybe slap him around a bit so he sees sense? / Shelley: Shock and awe! Shock, awe and slaps!
/ Tim: I know you mean well, but I think this needs a more ingenious approach than any of us can manage. / Shelley: Push apple blossom and vetiver through sandalwood and re-awaken a delicate memory of a June day.
/ Amy: Is the Subtle-O-Tron strictly safe?
/ Tim: Turn it a little way back towards "crass" http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040217 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mrs. Birch: Ryan, have you completed your wickedness preventing activities?
/ Ryan Beckwith: Yeah, I beat down the devil pretty good, Mrs. Birch. I imagine he's pretty upset about how much I moved that medicine ball. / Mrs. Birch: I need you to pick up some items from Ivy Tanner. Do not let your eyes linger on any erotic bus-shelter advertising! Wayne is watching! / Ryan Beckwith: But what if I lose my leg to a passing bus out of not looking?
/ Mrs. Birch: We will replace it with a stout oak bough. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040218 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Come on Friend Bat. You're my only old friend left who doesn't lead me into the dangerous web of sin. I mean, that's mainly due to limited manoeuverbaility, but there's nothin' sinful about technicalities. / Ryan Beckwith: I sure am glad to be free of my evil ways, like smokin' and booze and bein' in bed with a lady who is not my wife.
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040219 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon Young is sitting outside on some steps, dressed as Annie Pounder. She is crying.]]
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Sniffle. Sob. A-hub. A-Hub. A-hub. / Ryan Beckwith: Damn, look at that lady over there all cryin'. She sort of reminds me of Natalie. Just kind of less stylish and not so dead. / Ryan Beckwith: This could be a good chance for my new life of bein' good! Helpin' a lady without imagining her in a straw hat and string bikini. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040220 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Hugo Rodriguez: So this fragile creature has been the victim of a cruel hoax?
/ Ryan Beckwith: Some internet man told her he was going to marry her then left her on the town hall steps cryin'. I didn't know where to take her.
/ Hugo Rodriguez: I am happy to assist, so long as you keep your chupacabra away from me. I value my neck. / Hugo Rodriguez: But how are we to help this vulnerble soul? She is a lady who has hidden from the world.
/ Ryan Beckwith: He tricked her with a picture of Zack from "Saved by the Bell". / [[Hugo takes off his shirt and jacket.]]
/ Hugo Rodriguez: Madam yo, do you wishe me to reduce him to a thin, worthless paste? Hugo can do this. Consider me your dynamo of retribution. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040223 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Do you feel better now? I find eating some food can be helpful... sometimes.
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Sort of. / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Before, I wanted to dash my body off a cliff onto the rocks. Now I think I would prefer to lie down by the side of the road and be eaten by animals. / Ryan Beckwith: I felt like that once, but then I got into this book, it's called The Good Boy's Bible. It tells you how to live your life a better way. / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Maybe I can eat it and choke.
/ Ryan Beckwith: No, there aren't any jokes in it. It sort of says that jokes focusing below the waist get you sent to Hell. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040224 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Good afternoon, Mrs Tinsley, I've got a list here from Mrs Birch.
/ Mrs Tinsley: Young Mr Beckwith! And who are you, my dear?
/ Fallon: I'm Annie Pounder. I work in the shipping office at Storith's shoes of Spofforth-on-Tackle. / Ryan: Annie's got some troubles in her life. I was just sayin' to her she needs to come to our church and learn the ways of Wayne.
/ Mrs Tinsley: Why yes! / Fallon: No thank you.
/ Ryan: Come on Annie! Our heavily chaperoned and joyless monthly dances preclude the need to marry a cruel and elusive Internet man. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040225 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mrs Tinsley: Hollow cheeks...
/ Annie: Ow!
/ [[pinches Annie's cheek]]
/ [[Annie's shirt: Keighly]] / Mrs Tinsley: But feel that fetlock!
/ Annie: Hey!
/ Mrs Tinsley: You'll be quite a hit at our "No-Touching Social" on Thursday. / Annie: I think I'm going home now. Thank you very much for taking an interest, but...
/ Mrs Tinsley: Heading home are we? To the cats? Another week where shaving your legs just doesn't seem worth it? / Mrs Tinsley: Looking at your moustache in the mirror and wondering whether to reach for the bleach or not...
/ Annie: See you on Thursday.
/ [[signs: Tinsley General Store; Tache B-Gon]] http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040226 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Hey, Annie, wait up, wait up!
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Did your friend forget to point out a few more of my failings? I get the message. I'm a lonely spinster. So I've only ever held hands once and it was by accident. So what? / Ryan Beckwith: Don't mind Ivy. She's had a tough life. She's a survin' Siamese triplet. They say the other two killed each other in a death fight and just... withered away.
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Yuck! / Ryan Beckwith: Come on, I bet you never had a sibling flake off.
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: I had impetigo.
/ Ryan Beckwith: That's flaky, but it ain't the same thing. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040227 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Mrs. Birch: It has come to my attention that you have taken a waif girl under your wing. I hope this will not distract you from the business of being good. / Ryan Beckwith: Oh no, Mrs. Birch. Once you explained to me that it was my lustful thoughts that lead to Natalie bein' blown up, I know what's right for my life now. / Mrs. Birch: Kevin 4:2, "And lo Solomon did emerge from the strip club, and his body was covered suddenly in boils, for he had grazed the skin of Hell."
/ Ryan Beckwith: Annie seems like a good girl. She wears real modest clothes and she never says a swear.
/ Ivy: The g-string is a slingshot to Gomorrah. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040301 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Good evenin' Annie, you look real nice.
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: I don't... have a lot of clothes for... this sort of thing. I don't go to a lot of... parties. / Ryan Beckwith: We have get togethers all the time at St. Darren's! I was given this cummerbund so I could always look my best.
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: It's very dashing.
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040302 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: There are an awful lot of pregnant ladies here, Ryan.
/ Ryan Beckwith: They say St. Darren's has the highest number of immaculate conceptions in church history. / Ryan Beckwith: Come on, you should meet Wayne! He's our preacher, but he's also... well, I'll let him tell you! He's amazing! / Roy: Wayne, my neighbours are noisy and their fence crosses the property line. What should I do?
/ Wayne: Hm. Sell your house, my son, and give the money to me. Seek refuge in a catacomb and live on the nuts and berries God provides.
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Uh...
/ Ryan Beckwith: Gosh-dang, is there nothin' he doesn't know? http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040303 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Do you believe all the things Wayne says? About burning in Hell for enjoying a chocolate eclair too much? / Ryan Beckwith: Well as I understand it, the Devil is always temptin' us, and we gots to resist! Let's go to Hugo's, he does a crazy good burger with insane dressings. / Ryan Beckwith: I have to use the little good boy's room.
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Can we have to of your insanely crazed burgers please? What does the combo deal come with?
/ Hugo Rodriguez: Lady, do not think I cannot see what you are up to. I am sharp. Been that way since the Reebok pump first turned my world upside down. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040304 |
| Scary Go Round 20040305 | Hugo: Do not take Hugo Rodriguez for the idiot. Unlike Ryan, I did not think Superman was a movie about two dudes living coincidentally similar lives.
/ Annie / Fallon: What?
/ Hugo: You are that Fallon Young lady. Wearing a tent of velour cannot disguise your catlike way.
/ [[Blackboard: Crazy good burger with insane dressing combo deal 4.50 - You must be insane to resist this]] / Hugo: You are trying to free Ryan from the tentacles of his captors. But your technique will smash that poor critter's insides. I see love in his damn fool eyes! / Annie / Fallon: I am a simple girl! Naive in the ways of the world!
/ Hugo: No. You are the apex of sexy danger. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040305 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Ryan is taking a long time in the toilet.
/ Hugo Rodriguez: Our religious friend desperately tries to reconcile the signals that his brain provides. / Hugo Rodriguez: On the one hand, he has his shy, meek new friend "Annie Pounder". Yet he is haunted by visions of handmade violins and trains going into tunnels. / Hugo Rodriguez: He is probably punchin' himself repeatedly in the arm to get the demons out.
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Yes, probably. / Ryan Beckwith: Hugo shouldn't leave his ideas for gameshows in the bathroom. Someone would steal this "Million Dollar Shark Fight" for sure. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040308 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: That was a real upliftin' service today, Wayne.
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: I liked the story of how you resurrected yourself to become our new Lord and Saviour. Wayne be praised.
/ Wayne: Much respect to my little brother Jesus for rolling away the stone, but only I could have headbutted a mountain out of the way. / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Oh Ryan, who would have thought that salvation would come in the form of an ex-Def Leppard roadie.
/ Ryan Beckwith: You sure are enthusiastic, Annie. / Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Wayne's invited me for one on one Bible study!
/ Ryan Beckwith: He likes to give younger ladies special guidance. He does some holy mumblin' when folks ask him why. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040309 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Wayne: I've summoned you younger members of the flock together because I'm putting together a mission to spread my word to the godless territory of the Isle of Wight. So who's in?
/ Roy: Is it true that the islanders have a primitive religion based on tea rooms and sailboats?
/ Ryan Beckwith (inner monologue): Now, Wayne says he's the eldest son of God, and that's fine. / Wayne: Good question, Roy. The answer is, yes. They worship the wreck of the Mary Rose.
/ Ryan Beckwith (inner monologue): But I'm findin' this pie chart Hugo drew for me pretty convincin'. / < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040310 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon Young, disguised as Annie Pounder, is standing outside the van for Wayne's mission to the Isle of Wight. She looks confused, and Roy hands her a note.]]
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Where's Ryan? Aren't we picking him up?
/ Roy: He asked me to give you this note, Annie. / [[Ryan has written Annie a letter. Ryan has drawn a rising sun over Annie's name. The letter reads: ANNIE, TO TELL THE TRUTH I'VE BEEN GIVING THIS BEING GOOD DEAL SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT, AND SINCE I STARTED TALKIN TO SOMEONE WHO IS NOT AN INSANE OLD LADY, I FELT BETTER ABOUT LIFE. BUT I REALISE THAT YOU GOT A STRONG FEELIN FOR ALL THAT WAYNE STUFF SO GOOD LUCK. < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040311 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon Young, disguised as Annie Pounder, is standing outside the van for Wayne's mission to the Isle of Wight. She looks confused, and Roy hands her a note.]]
/ Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Where's Ryan? Aren't we picking him up?
/ Roy: He asked me to give you this note, Annie. / [[Ryan has written Annie a letter. Ryan has drawn a rising sun over Annie's name. The letter reads: ANNIE, TO TELL THE TRUTH I'VE BEEN GIVING THIS BEING GOOD DEAL SOME SERIOUS THOUGHT, AND SINCE I STARTED TALKIN TO SOMEONE WHO IS NOT AN INSANE OLD LADY, I FELT BETTER ABOUT LIFE. BUT I REALISE THAT YOU GOT A STRONG FEELIN FOR ALL THAT WAYNE STUFF SO GOOD LUCK. < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040311 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Hugo, can I stay in the flat above the shop for a while? I gave up the religious life as a bad job.
/ Hugo Rodriguez: Powerful news, friend! You are welcome to stay, so long as your actions do not cultivate rats. Can we put your recovery down to the good actions of Fallon Young? / Ryan Beckwith: No, it was that Annie girl, she made me feel like a human boy again!
/ Hugo Rodriguez: Ryan, you simpleton, they were one and the same. Annie was that same action princess. / Ryan Beckwith: I never really looked directly at Fallon due to feelings of manly inadequacy, is all. Like she would see my weaknesses and report them to lady central. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040312 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon Young/Annie Pounder: Ooh, me back! I maxi-cuss the mini-bus.
/ Roy: Annie!
/ Wayne: A long drive like that is a test for the soul. Rest your bones in the waiting room here while I... ...get ferry tickets to the Isle of Wight. / Percy: Two of them? That's all you could manage? You disappoint me, Wayne.
/ Wayne: Shut yer yap, Percy. The girl's got breeding, she'll pull in top dollar. / Wayne: You can sell the little runt off as parts. Just keep him in a bath full of ice.
/ Percy: I could sell him as a full grown, accessorised pixie. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040315 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan Beckwith: Faster Hugo! Fallon could be in trouble. I mean she probably is, Wayne seems like he could be kind of an animal. Faster means make the number on the speedometer go up to a higher number.
/ Hugo Rodriguez: Ryan, you overestimate the awesome powers of Ronny B's van. / Hugo Rodriguez: Yes, it is tricked out to the max. But this was achieved by attaching plastic spoilers and hella trim, not upgrading the "engine" so to speak. / Ryan Beckwith: Was 1985 a good year for van engines? Are engines like wine, do they get better with age somehow.
/ Hugo Rodriguez: Cling to that dream like your mother's skirts, friend. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040316 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ivy (on the phone): So did you make the exchange?
/ Wayne: Sure. I reckon I'll hang around Portsmouth for a week or so, see the sights, maybe go to- / Ivy: Listen... Listen, you palsied bedwetter, you will come home immediately, or I'll give you the slippering of your life. / Wayne: I don't have to listen to this Mum! I'll do what I want! You can't tell me what to do any more.
/ Ivy (on the phone): Just keep talking, Wayne, there's a hiding waiting for you and it's only getting worse.
/ Wayne: Yeah yeah. I ain't afraid of nothing. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040317 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040318 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon is beating and holding onto Wayne, who is bloodied and has a black eye]]
/ Roy: L-l-leave the lady alone, Wayne. I w-w-want my money back or... else.
/ Fallon: Don't be a hero, Roy! You're physically and mentally incapable of it! It's probably genetic! / [[Wayne wipes the blood from his nose and grabs Roy around the neck; Fallon has dropped her paddle]]
/ Wayne: Now then, lady, it looks like you have a choice. Either you let me go, or little Roy here stops breathing.
/ Roy: URK
/ Fallon: Is there a third option? A U.N.-appointed panel of mediators? A sit down with tea and biscuits? I only ask out of casual interest. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040319 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Roy: L-l-leave the the lady alone, Wayne. I w-w-want my money back or... else.
/ Fallon Young: Don't be a hero, Roy! You're physically and mentally incapable of it! It's probably genetic! / Roy: URK
/ Wayne: Now then, lady, it looks like you have a choice. Either you let me go, or little Roy here stops breathing.
/ Fallon Young: Is there a third option? A U.N. appointed panel of mediators? A sit down with tea and biscuits? I only ask out of casual interest. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040319 |
| Scary Go Round 20040322 | [[On the dock, Fallon is facing off with Wayne, who is holding Roy hostage. Behind them, Hugo and Ryan are speeding towards them in the white van]]
/ Van radio: Well I've been runnin down the road tryin' to loosen my load, I got seven women on my mind / [[The white van swerves, leaving skidmarks, and is now headed towards the edge of the dock.]]
/ Van radio: Four that want to own me / [[The white van careens off the edge of the dock towards the water]]
/ Van radio: One says she's a friend of mine http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040322 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon Young is facing off against Wayne, who is holding Roy hostage. Hugo and Ryan are driving Ronny B's van on a collision course.]]
/ [[Coming from Ronny B's van, The Eagle's Take it Easy is playing: Well I've been runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load, I got seven women on my mind]] / [[The van starts to swerve. Still playing the song, it coutinues: Four that want to own me.]] / [[As the van flies off the dock, the song continues: One says she's a friend of mine.]] http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040322 |
| Scary Go Round 20040322 | [[On the dock, Fallon is facing off with Wayne, who is holding Roy hostage. Behind them, Hugo and Ryan are speeding towards them in the white van]]
/ Van radio: Well I've been runnin down the road tryin' to loosen my load, I got seven women on my mind / [[The white van swerves, leaving skidmarks, and is now headed towards the edge of the dock.]]
/ Van radio: Four that want to own me / [[The white van careens off the edge of the dock towards the water]]
/ Van radio: One says she's a friend of mine http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040322 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Huge and Ryan are trapped underwater in a white van, sinking further down]]
/ Ryan: Hugo, we're going to die! And not fighting alien invaders ( like we planned ).
/ Hugo: It is not our time, friend. Roll the windows down as action movies teach us to do. / [[Fallon is swimming down towards the van]]
/ Hugo: Ah now, wait, Ronny B took the handles off to make it more "internally aerodynamic". Damn it all, yo, you could not shut him up about those aerodynamics. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040323 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Hugo, we're going to die! And not fighting alien invaders (like we planned).
/ Hugo: It is not our time, friend. Roll the windows down as action movies teach us to do. / Hugo: Ah now, wait, Ronny B took the handles off to make it more "Internally Aerodynamic". Damn it all yo, you could not shut him up about those aerodynamics. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20040323 |
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