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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{This conversation picks up immediately from the previous strip.}} / Fallon: Smacking someone in the face always hurts your hand. Or dents your cricket bat.
/ [[Fallon's mittened hand emits hypothetical jagged pain lines.]] / [[Shel and Fallon peak around a tree at the culprits. Stars of recognition hover near Shelley.]]
/ Shelley: I know who that is! / [[The girls whisper.]]
/ Shelley: JACK FROST! He and the fairy have cut some chilly deal.
/ Fallon: That FACE! I bet he never needs a shoe-horn. ZAM!
/ [[Jack hands a sack with a large GBP symbol on it to the wish fairy. He has a curved and protruding chin. Behind him is a grey device with a shining yellow light on top.]] / [[Jack adjusts a dial on his device.]]
/ Shelley: How are we to put a mythical goblin like that out of business?
/ Fallon: Do not fear, trusted friend. / Fallon: Science and nature have conspired to make me, Fallon Young, irresistable to men of every stripe.
/ [[Maths describing Fallon's charm float in the air behind her. The factorial of two and a property called "wiggle" contribute. The final answer is "AWESOME".]] / Fallon: I will grab his... heart and give it a little squeeze.
/ [[Fallon has a devious look and shoots a dashed line from her eye out of the panel. Hearts float along the line.]] http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061009 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: Smacking someone in the face always hurts your hand. Or dents your cricket bat. / Shelley: I know who that is! / Shelley: < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061009 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: While I tie him up in knots of LUST, you can disable his cold machine device thing.
/ Shelley: But the fairy is right next to it! He will sound the alarm!!!
/ Fallon: Shelley, you have a university education. It is not going to be hard to outwit him.
/ Wish Fairy: < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061010 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: O me, how will I, Lillian Icicle, ever find a husband in this cruel, cruel world?
/ [[Jack Frost is intrigued.]]
/ Jack: ! / Jack: Dear lady, allow me to introduce myself. I am Jack Frost. The frost man!
/ Fallon: Well good gracious, sir, are you responsible for all the fine snow hereabout? / Jack: My friend the wishing fairy collected enough wishing from one woman to make it all. / Jack: My snow machine has two chimneys! I am an expert at precipitation!
/ [[Jack excitedly dashes about and pumps his fists.]] / Fallon: < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061011 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: O me, how will I, Lillian Icicle, ever find a husband in this cruel, cruel world?
/ Jack Frost: ! / Jack Frost: Dear lady, allow me to introduce myself. I am Jack Frost. The frost man!
/ Fallon: Well good gracious, sir, are you responsible for all the the fine snow hereabout? / Jack Frost: My friend the wishing fairy collected enough wishing from one woman to make it all. / Jack Frost: My snow machine has two chimneys! I am an expert at precipitation! / Fallon: YAAAWN
/ Fallon: A lady cares not for these things! You are plainly no expert at WOOING.
/ Jack Frost: Allow me to demonstrate to the contrary. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061011 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Jack Frost: Lillian, you are a lady, makes my heart sing like a lark < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061012 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Jack frost plays the guitar and sings, while Fallon's head turns]]
/ Jack Frost: Lillian, you are a lady, makes my heart sing like a lark
/ Jack Frost: Won't you be my ice-ice baby...
/ Jack Frost: ...in my igloo after dark
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061012 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and the Goblin/Wishing Fairy are atop a heap of snow. Shelley is explaining why she happened to walk by the Goblin]]
/ Shelley: I was um looking for someone to play cat's cradle with me. Do you like cat's cradle? / Goblin [[with a big grin]]: Oh YES! it is a most pleasing diversion! / Shelley: All right! Hold out your hands.
/ This is ADVANCED cat's cradle. / [[Shelley 'accidentally' tangles the goblin]]
/ Goblin: Hmmm...
/ Shelley: I see....ah... / [[The goblin is still grinning ear-to-ear, but he is tied up. Shelley is examining the snow machine.]]
/ Goblin: I find myself incarcerated, red-hared girl! Please assist me in my release! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061013 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: I was um looking for someone to play cat's cradle with me. Do you like cat's cradle? / Fairy: oh YES! It is a most pleasing diversion! / [[Shelley and the Fairy start playing cat's cradle]]
/ Shelley: All right! Hold out your hands.
/ Shelley: This is ADVANCED cat's cradle / [[Fairy begins to get tangled in string]]
/ Fairy: Hmmm... / [[Fairy gets even more tangled]]
/ Shelley: I see... ah... / [[Fairy is lying on the ground, all tangled up, as Shelley approaches the dream machine]]
/ Fairy: I find myself incarcerated, red-haired girl! Please assist in my release! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061013 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Wish Fairy, bound, writhes around]]
/ Wish Fairy: Don't touch that, red-headed girl, you'll let the wishes out! / There they go. < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061014 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fairy is still struggling against his ties]]
/ Fairy: Don't Touch that, red-haired girl, you'll let the wishes out! / [[Shelley gets the case off the wish machine, the wishes burst forth]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061014 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fairy is still struggling against his ties]]
/ Fairy: Don't Touch that, red-haired girl, you'll let the wishes out! / [[Shelley gets the case off the wish machine, the wishes burst forth]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061014 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Fallon are walking back home. A roadsign indicates that they are roughly 10 miles from Tackleford.]]
/ Shelley: The snow's already starting to melt.
/ Fallon: I don't think super-natural juggery-pokery has much of a shelf life. / Shelley: Look! A happy farmer!
/ Happy Farmer: Arr. / Fallon: And a grateful owl.
/ [[The owl seems to be rolling his eyes. Perhaps he's not all that grateful.]]
/ Grateful Owl: Hoo! Hoo! / [[Back at Shelley's place.]]
/ Shelley: Let's celebrate with coffee and cake.
/ Fallon: Yes. Let life return to a more civilised pace.
/ Amy: Hello. / [[Shelley fills a coffee pot at the sink.]]
/ Shelley: Oh, hello CUSSBUCKET.
/ Amy: I told you the snow would melt, Shelley. There was no use flapping around. / [[Shelley puts the pot on and gets out the cake box.]]
/ Shelley: Ames, to your mind, the world organises itself pretty much around you.
/ Amy: Be sure to tell me when you discover otherwise! / [[Amy leaves the kitchen. Shelley opens the cake box.]] / Fallon: She ate all the cake. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061015 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Fallon are walking along, towards the left of the panel. They're dressed for winter, and there is snow in the background.]]
/ Shelley: The snow's already starting to melt.
/ Fallon: I don't think super-natural jiggery-pokery has much of a shelf life. / [[Shelley and Fallon stop to watch a gentleman in a tweed cap.]]
/ Shelley: Look! A happy farmer!
/ Farmer: Arr. / [[Fallon points with her thumb, over her shoulder, at an owl perched on a tree limb. There is a barn with a green silo in the background, framed by said tree limb.]]
/ Fallon: And a grateful owl.
/ Owl: Hoo! Hoo! / [[Indoors. Shelley and Fallon look out a large window over a sink. There's snow on the ground, but there is also some green on the right side.]]
/ Shelley: Let's celebrate with coffee and cake.
/ Fallon: Yes. Let life return to a more civilised pace.
/ Amy [[off-panel]]: Hello. / [[Still indoors. Shelley is holding a green pitcher and drawing water from the tap. About half the window is shown, and the ground outside is mostly green with a patch of snow. Amy and Fallon are sitting down.]]
/ Shelley: Oh, hello CUSSBUCKET.
/ Amy: I told you the snow would melt, Shelley. There was no use flapping around. / [[Shelley and Amy stand in front of the window. Shelley is holding a blue box with white flowers and a label that says "CAKE." Amy is facing Shelley, her back mostly facing us, her face in profile. There is steam rising from the pitcher at the far left of the panel.]]
/ Shelley: Ames, to your mind, the world organizes itself pretty much around you.
/ Amy: Be sure to tell me when you discover otherwise! / [[Amy walks towards a door at the left of the panel. Her back is turned to the "camera." Shelley is watching her, head canted, one eye squinting, the other eyebrow cocked. She's holding the cake box open with one hand. The steaming pitcher is framing the right of the panel.]] / [[Fallon sits, gazing into the cake box. She's holding her head in her hand.]]
/ Fallon: She ate all the cake. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061015 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Fallon are walking along, towards the left of the panel. They're dressed for winter, and there is snow in the background.]]
/ Shelley: The snow's already starting to melt.
/ Fallon: I don't think super-natural jiggery-pokery has much of a shelf life. / [[Shelley and Fallon stop to watch a gentleman in a tweed cap.]]
/ Shelley: Look! A happy farmer!
/ Farmer: Arr. / [[Fallon points with her thumb, over her shoulder, at an owl perched on a tree limb. There is a barn with a green silo in the background, framed by said tree limb.]]
/ Fallon: And a grateful owl.
/ Owl: Hoo! Hoo! / [[Indoors. Shelley and Fallon look out a large window over a sink. There's snow on the ground, but there is also some green on the right side.]]
/ Shelley: Let's celebrate with coffee and cake.
/ Fallon: Yes. Let life return to a more civilised pace.
/ Amy [[off-panel]]: Hello. / [[Still indoors. Shelley is holding a green pitcher and drawing water from the tap. About half the window is shown, and the ground outside is mostly green with a patch of snow. Amy and Fallon are sitting down.]]
/ Shelley: Oh, hello CUSSBUCKET.
/ Amy: I told you the snow would melt, Shelley. There was no use flapping around. / [[Shelley and Amy stand in front of the window. Shelley is holding a blue box with white flowers and a label that says "CAKE." Amy is facing Shelley, her back mostly facing us, her face in profile. There is steam rising from the pitcher at the far left of the panel.]]
/ Shelley: Ames, to your mind, the world organizes itself pretty much around you.
/ Amy: Be sure to tell me when you discover otherwise! / [[Amy walks towards a door at the left of the panel. Her back is turned to the "camera." Shelley is watching her, head canted, one eye squinting, the other eyebrow cocked. She's holding the cake box open with one hand. The steaming pitcher is framing the right of the panel.]] / [[Fallon sits, gazing into the cake box. She's holding her head in her hand.]]
/ Fallon: She ate all the cake. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061015 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ha! What do you make of that yarn, you dusty old trouts?
/ Number 497 saved Britain without breaking a nail!
/ Goblins? Wishing? Cake? A tale full of sound and fury, told by an idiot. / It's almost as if you made the whole thing up on the spot!
/ I hate all of you Pongo Pongo loving swine! / I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE GIRL!
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061016 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon finishes her tale to a group of other people. All of them wear a lapel button with a picture of a big-wheel bicycle.]]
/ Fallon: Ha! What do you make of that yarn, you dusty old trouts? Number 497 saved Britain without breaking a nail!
/ Man in boater hat: Goblins? Wishing? Cake? A tale full of sound and fury, told by an idiot. / Man in boater hat: It's almost as if you made the whole thing up on the spot!
/ Fallon: I hate all of you pongo pongo loving swine! / Fallon: I am not a number, I am a free girl!
/ background music: < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061016 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Whatcha doin', Shelley?
/ Writig our list of adventures to have this autumn.
/ Just tell me where you want to start. / Learn crocheting, end white slavery, find slash save Ryan (from deth(.
/ Hmmm... / SCRAAAAAAM / Fallon, your attitude to road safety is faulty.
/ Sorry. / Girls, crocheting is not an adventure.
/ Crocheting is fun. Fun on a budget. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061017 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: whatcha doin', Shelley?
/ Shelley: Writing our list of adventures to have this autumn. Just tell me where you want to start. / [[Amy reads aloud from Shelley's list]]
/ Amy: Learn crocheting, end white slavery, find slash save Ryan (from deth).
/ Amy: Hmmm... / [[Fallon crashes through the door on a motor scooter. Amy and Shelley are sent flying.]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061017 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: Everything on your "to-do" adventures list is impossible or lame-o tame-o.
/ Fallon: You can't end white slavery because we're all slaves to the man, man.
/ Amy: Fallon, you've changed. You came back mean. / Fallon: Well hark! Is that the local pot remarking on the blackness of kettles?
/ Shelley: Amy is responsible now! She's kind to small things and never wears her jeans ten days in a row! / Amy: Lemme at her, Shelley! It's a matter of honour.
/ Shelley: Your schoolyard moves are no match for her no-style kung-fu. / Shelley: And shame on you, Fallon Young, showing up with jerk behaviour.
/ Shelley: It is two months to Christmas and Santa will be furious. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061018 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: Everything on your "to-do" adventures list is impossible or lame-o tame-o. You can't end white slavery because we're all slaves to the man, man.
/ Amy: Fallon, you've changed. You came back mean. / Fallon: Well, hark! Is that the local pot remarking on the blackness of kettles?
/ [[Shelley restrains Amy]]
/ Shelley: Amy is responsible now! She's kind to small things and never wears her jeans ten days in a row! / Amy: Lemme at her, Shelley! It's a matter of honour.
/ [[Shelley still restraining Amy]]
/ Shelley: Your schoolyard moves are no match for her no-style kung fu. / Shelley: And shame on you, Fallon Young, showing up with jerk behaviour. It is two months to Christmas and Santa will be furious. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061018 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon Shelley and Amy are unpacking Fallon's car, Shelley is holding a box with "Fallons Fun Items" written on it]] / Fallon: Ryan is missing again?
/ Shelley: He got mixed up with the occult and we never saw him again! Amy and I don't have the know-how for a man-hunt. / Fallon: You need a Fallan plan. An F-Plan
/ Amy: A ****in' stupid plan. / Amy: What do you care about Ryan? You dumped him!
/ Fallon: He grew a dense scratchy beard, Amy, and insisted on calling it his "Lady Pleaser" / Shelley: Fallon is an international sexpot "Lady-Pleaser" will not do! So what kind of plan do you have in mind?
/ Fallon: "The Three Esses". You're in charge of Snooping. I will focus on skulking.
/ Amy: What about me?
/ Fallon: You should concentrate on snacks. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061019 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: Ryan is missing? Again?
/ Shelley: He got mixed up with the occult and we never saw him again!
/ Amy and I don't have the know-how for a man-hunt. / Fallon: You need a Fallon plan. An F-Plan.
/ Amy: A ----' stupid plan. / Amy: What do you care about Ryan? You dumped him!
/ Fallon: He grew a dense, scratchy beard, Amy, and insisted on calling it his "lady pleaser". / Shelley: Fallon is an international sexpot. "Lady-pleaser" will not do!
/ So what kind of plan do you have in mind?
/ Fallon: "The three esses". You're in charge of snooping.
/ I will focus on skulking.
/ Amy: What about me?
/ Fallon: You should concentrate on snacks. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061019 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[The exterior of a church-like building. A speech balloon emerges from a window:]]
/ Nun: Oh! You're up and about! / [[Inside, this appears to be a hospital of some sort. Ryan is sitting by the window looking out at the autumn leaves.]]
/ Nun: So how goes your recovery, Mr. Tumnus?
/ Ryan: Aw, not so bad you know. My legs ain't so shaky now. / [[The nun, now seen from the front, appears to be wearing a gas mask.]]
/ Ryan: I just wish I could remember somthin'.
/ Ryan: It ain't easy not knowin' who you are or where you come from. / Ryan: Plus the not knowin' if you left the iron on, or the gas, or locked the front door, or...
/ [[Ryan stretches. Little stars shoot out.]]
/ Nun: Don't upset yourself. You're still not well.
/ [[She gently guides him back to bed. Another masked nun is in the background.]] / [[Ryan is now lying in his hospital bed. In the next bed over is a fish-man.]]
/ Ryan: Dang it all, I'm powerful sick of bein' sick.
/ Fishman: I hear ya Tumnus, I hear ya.
/ Fishman: Seems like no amount of salve is gonna clear up this eczema. / {{The nuns previously appeared on May 18, 2006, where they retreived Ryan from a dumpster after his trip to the underworld. The staff at Eisegesis had tossed him down their chute.}} http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061020 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the Convent]]
/ Nun: Oh! You're up and about! / Nun: So how goes your recovery, Mr. Tumnus?
/ [["Mr Tumnus" is Ryan.]]
/ Ryan: Aw, not so bad, you know. My legs ain't so shaky now. / Ryan: I just wish I could remember something. It ain't easy not knowin' who you are or where you came from. / Ryan: Plus the not knowin' if you left the iron on, or the gas, or locked the front door, or...
/ Nun: Don't upset yourself. You're still not well. / [[Ryan is back in bed. Desmond is in the next bed along.]]
/ Ryan: Dang it all, I'm powerful sick of bein' sick.
/ Desmond: I hear ya, Tumnus, I hear ya. Seems like no amount of salve is gonna clear up this eczema. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061020 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Des: Ah, convalescing in Satan's fiery embrace.
/ Des: These devil nuns sure have got it backwards.
/ Ryan: They should be doin' bad deeds.
/ Ryan: Like tellin' you to pick your scabs or makin' you exercise without warming up. / Des: Maybe being Satanic is about living *too* well.
/ Ryan: Like how we get extra pudding if we ask? / Ryan: The dark deceiver has gots to be into pudding.
/ Des: Regular nuns get a square of rice paper soaked in tea for dessert! / Ryan: Dang, that's the thing about the devil. Yeah, he's the master of evil, but you save on heating bills. / Des: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
/ Ryan: Using Satan as a renewable energy source! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061023 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the Convent garden]]
/ Desmond: Ah, convalescing in Satan's fiery embrace. These devil nuns sure have got it backwards.
/ Ryan: They should be doing bad deeds. Like tellin' you to pick your scabs, or makin' you exercise without warming up. / Desmond: Maybe being satanic is about living too well.
/ Ryan: Like how we get extra pudding if we ask? / Ryan: The Dark Deceiver has gots to be into pudding.
/ Desmond: Regular nuns get a square of rice paper soaked in tea for dessert! / Ryan: Dang, that's the thing about the Devil. Yeah, he's the master of evil, but you save on heating bills. / Desmond: If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
/ Ryan: Using Satan as a renewable energy source! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061023 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: So. Project Ryan. Where is he... and why?
/ Shelley: He likes a drink!
/ Shelley: Alcohol is a gateway drug to more alcohol!
/ Shelley: One day you're sipping gingerly from a small glass of port... / Shelley: ...the next you have to chug from a warm can of Stella when you wake up...
/ Shelley: ...to stop the spiders crawling over everything! / Fallon: OK Shelley, you go snooping among the boozers.
/ Fallon: I'm going to see what happened to Ran at *Eisegesis*. / Amy: What do I do?
/ Fallon: Place these blue and plain corn chips into decorative bowls and await our return. / Shelley: Sorry Amy, she's the boss.
/ Amy: Well there's my tombstone written. *Amy Chilton: They didn't even trust her with dips.* http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061024 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Amy's house]]
/ Fallon: So. Project Ryan. Where is he...and why?
/ Shelley: He likes a drink! Alcohol is a gateway drug to more alcohol! One day you're sipping gingerly from a small glass of port... / Shelley: ...the next you have to chug from a warm can of Stella when you wake up... to stop the spiders crawling over everything! / Fallon: OK Shelley, you go snooping among the boozers. I'm going to see what happened to Ryan at Eisegesis. / Amy: What do I do?
/ Fallon: Place these blue and plain corn chips into decorative bowls and await our return. / Shelley: Sorry, Amy, she's the boss.
/ Amy: Well, there's my tombstone written. Amy Chilton: they didn't even trust her with dips. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061024 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: LISTEN UP BROTHERS!
/ Jesus wants you to drink more fruit smoothies and less special brew!
/ I have proof!
/ It's called the Bible and it frowns on bingein'! / Bum #1: Eh, why don't you leave us alone, Sister Christian.
/ Shelley: Hard as you may find it to believe, I was once like you! / Shelley: I would drink four bottles of vodka a day and still feel thirsty!
/ Eventually I lost my job as a top model and dropped my baby down a manhole! / Shelley: Sir, have you seen my friend Ryan?
/ He's a nice man with a funny way of talking!
/ Bum #2: Blerrr... / Bum #2: Show us yer bum, darlin...
/ Shelley: Mister, you give vomit stained habitual inebriates a bad name. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061025 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Skid Row. Shelley has a sign saying "why not abstain?" sticking out of her backpack.]]
/ Shelley: Listen up brothers! Jesus wants you to drink more fruit smoothies and less Special Brew! I have proof! It's called the Bible and it frowns on bingein'! / First drunk: Eh, why don't you leave us alone, Sister Christian?
/ Shelley: Hard as you may find it to believe, I was once like you! / Shelley: I would drink four bottles of vodka a day and still feel thirsty! Eventually I lost my job as a top model and dropped my baby down a manhole! / [[Shelley holds up a picture of Ryan to a second drunk.]]
/ Shelley: Sir, have you seen my friend Ryan? He's a nice man with a funny way of talking!
/ Second drunk: Blerrr... / Second drunk: Show us yer bum, darlin...
/ Shelley: Mister, you give vomit stained habitual inebriates a bad name. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061025 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At Eisegesis]]
/ Ian (Necromantical Advisor): I'm afraid we don't give out patient records, madam.
/ Fallon: Oh go on, just for little old me. / Ian: Well... all I can tell you is that we have no record of a Ryan Beckwith being treated in our clinic.
/ Fallon: Oh. Is that right?
/ [[Ashcroft is creeping up behind Fallon, ready to garotte her; she appears to see him in the reflection on a photo on Ian's desk]] / [[Fallon twists Ian's hand behind his back and kicks Ashcroft in the throat. Ian is still smiling]]
/ Fallon: Hey you! Don't get sassy!
/ Ian: RRK!
/ Ashcroft: GLUH! / Ian: There was... an accident! He was accidentally shoved down a waste chute!
/ Fallon: How, *how* is that an accident?
/ Ashcroft: We mixed it up with the *soft pillows and medicine* chute! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061026 |
| Scary Go Round 20061026 | Ian (Independent Necromantical Advisor, Eisegesis): I'm afraid we don't give out patient records, madam.
/ Fallon: Oh go on, just for little old me. / [[Ian turns to his computer, while another man behind Fallon's back quietly moves to put a rope around her neck.]]
/ Ian: Well... all I can tell you is that we have no record of a Ryan Beckwith being treated in our clinic.
/ Fallon: Oh, is that right? / [[Fallon simultanously armlocks Ian, grabs the other man's arm and yanks it forward, and kicks him in the throat.]]
/ Ian: RRK!
/ Fallon: Hey you! Don't get sassy!
/ Man: GLUH! / [[She has released her hold on Ian, whose arm is smarting, and has her hand wrapped around the other man's throat.]]
/ Ian: There was... an accident! He was accidentally shoved down a waste chute!
/ Fallon: How, how is that an accident?
/ Man: We mixed it up with the soft pillows and medicine chute! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061026 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the Little Sisters of Belial]]
/ Des/Kraken: Are you sure about this, Tumnus?
/ Ryan: Yeah! No one's gonna miss us if we run out to the shop for ten minutes. / Monty: Glerr! Merr!
/ Des/Kraken: You come too, Monty. Power in numbers.
/ Ryan: Come on! / [[At the market]]
/ Amy: Fallon thinks she's so smart with all her spy skills, making me look like an idiot. I'll show her.
/ Des/Kraken: Leave the cat food alone, Monty, it ain't tasty!
/ Monty: Verrr! / [[In the market queue]]
/ Ryan: Aw nuts, Des, none of us has got any money!
/ Des/Kraken: Are you thinking about the five finger discount?
/ Amy: All I need is a lucky break. Or an *anti-smartarse ray*. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061027 |
| Scary Go Round 20061027 | [[In the convent, Des and Ryan ("Tumnus") are preparing to sneak out a window.]]
/ Des: Are you sure about this, Tumnus?
/ Ryan: Yeah! No one's gonna miss us if we run out to the shop for ten minutes. / Monty: Glerr! Merr!
/ Des: You come too, Monty. Power in numbers.
/ Ryan: Come on! / Amy: Fallon thinks she's so smart with all her spy skills, making me look like an idiot. I'll show her.
/ Des: Leave the cat food alone, Monty, it ain't tasty!
/ Monty: Verrr!
/ [[Monty has his tongue out and a can of cat food in each hand. An endcap bears the sign "SALE OMO" plus the anachronistic "-/10s/6" in small letters.]] / [[Amy, talking to herself, is behind Ryan, Des, and Monty in line.]]
/ Ryan: Ah nuts, Des, none of us has got any money!
/ Des: You thinking about the five finger discount?
/ Shelley: All I need is a lucky break. Or an anti-smartarse ray. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061027 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Mother Superior in a red robe clutching a large red book, with other Sisters of Belial]]
/ Mother Superior: Gather near, trusted sisters, and hear the diabolical plans and ideas of Mother Superior.
/ Mother Superior: Sir Bentine Sellers founded the Sisters of Belial to midwife the apocalypse...
/ Mother Superior: ...and at last I believe the pieces are almost in place.
/ Mother Superior: We have sifted every refusenik, wastrel and soak, and found the *pipers three!* / Mother Superior: The Dreamer! Wise, well travelled and charismatic, a traveller into unspoken realms!
/ [[Mother Superior points to the book, which reads: Dreamer. Brought forth from the gutter and loft inside his own head the Dreamer is a friend to those lost and he haf walked among the dead also he is a master of pot na... Pictured is a medieval-esque version of Ryan; his shirt reads IX; in one panel Friend Bat hangs from his finger.]] / Mother Superior: The Kraken! A mythical man beast of grisly provenance, king of the sea!
/ [[The book reads: Kraken. Yon watery despot does herald the coming storm and when it walks on land surely m men quake for ... linger near t...]] / Mother Superior: The Sage! A sainted savant, privy to God's breath in his ear!
/ [[The book reads: Sage. Located in the iron wals of sanu... locutus third eye watches ...mension]] / [[At the market]]
/ Kraken(?): Monty, when I say run, *run*.
/ Monty: Verr!!
/ Ryan: And run towards the door this time, not the danged bananas. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061030 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | GATHER NEAR, TRUSTED SISTERS, AND HEAR THE DIABOLICAL PLANS AND IDEAS OF MOTHER SUPERIOR.
/ SIR BENTINE SELLERS FOUNDED THE SISTERS OF BELIAL TO MIDWIFE THE APOCALYPSE...
/ ...AND AT LAST I BELIEVE THE PIECES ARE ALMOST IN PLACE.
/ WE HAVE SIFTED EVERY REFUSENIK, WASTREL AND SOAK, AND FOUND THE PIPERS THREE! / THE DREAMER! WISE, WELL TRAVELLED AND CHARISMATIC, A TRAVELLER INTO UNSPOKEN REALMS! / THE KRAKEN! A MYTHICAL MAN BEAST OF GRISLY PROVENANCE, KING OF THE SEA! / THE SAGE! A SAINTED SAVANT, PRIVY TO GOD'S BREATH IN HIS EAR! / MONTY, WHEN I SAY RUN, RUN.
/ VERR!!
/ AND RUN TOWARDS THE DOOR THIS TIME, NOT THE DANGED BANANAS. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061030 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the devil nuns' nunnery]]
/ Mother Superior Devil Nun: Belial looks upon my works and knows that they are good.
/ Devil Nun #1: Is Belial still rethinking his position on corrupting the minds of men? / Devil Nun #2: Sister Suppuration here isn't the only one here who's noticed a lack of bathing in blood and orgies by bonfire's light since you arrived. / [[Mother Superior Devil Nun is exiting into the library.]]
/ Mother Superior Devil Nun: Belial says . . . we'll all go dancing when the apocalypse is underway.
/ Mother Superior Devil Nun: Now excuse me. I have to go and pray. / [[In the library, Mother Superior Devil Nun removes her gas mask to reveal that she is Rachel.]]
/ Rachel: Idiot nuns!
/ Rachel: Wasting their lives in service of a kinky minor demon . . . / [[Tessa is seen sitting at the desk]]
/ Rachel: . . . until I recruited them for the dark one's true plan.
/ Rachel: Will they ever understand my genius as you do, Tessa?
/ Tessa: I find it helps to think of it as deluded gibberish. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061031 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | BELIAL LOOKS UPON MY WORKS AND KNOWS THAT THEY ARE GOOD.
/ IS BELIAL STILL RETHINKING HIS POSITION ON CORRUPTING THE MINDS OF MEN? / SISTER SUPPURATION HERE ISN'T THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO'S NOTICED THE LACK OF BATHING IN BLOOD AND ORGIES BY BONFIRE'S LIGHT SINCE YOU ARRIVED. / BELIAL SAYS... WE'LL ALL GO DANCING WHEN THE APOCALYPSE IS UNDERWAY.
/ NOW EXCUSE ME. I HAVE TO GO AND PRAY. / IDIOT NUNS!
/ WASTING THEIR LIVES IN SERVICE OF A KINKY MINOR DEMON... / ...UNTIL I RECRUITED THEM FOR THE DARK ONE'S TRUE PLAN.
/ WILL THEY EVER UNDERSTAND MY GENIUS AS YOU DO, TESSA?
/ I FIND IT HELPS TO THINK OF IT AS DELUDED GIBBERISH. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061031 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Monty: Merrrrr!
/ Mer-man[?]: Keep running until you can't, Monty!
/ Ryan: Holy crow, this is some crazy behaviour! / Cashier: Keith, we've got a grab-and-run.
/ Amy: That was Ryan!
/ Cashier: Two tins of catfood and several pre-packed kippers were compromised / Mer-man[?]: Head for the park! We'll lose them in the scrub!
/ Amy: Wait, Ryan! Wait! / Store official: Hold it right there, young lady. / Amy: Go go Amy signal!
/ Store official: Stealin' kippers is a serious business, darlin'. / AMY SIGNAL: WTF http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061101 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | MERRRRR!
/ KEEP RUNNING UNTIL YOU CAN'T, MONTY!
/ HOLY CROW THIS IS SOME CRAZY BEHAVIOUR! / KEITH, WE'VE GOT A GRAB AND RUN.
/ THAT WAS RYAN!
/ TWO TINS OF CATFOOD AND SEVERAL PRE-PACKED KIPPERS WERE COMPROMISED / HEAD FOR THE PARK! WE'LL LOSE THEM IN THE SCRUB!
/ WAIT, RYAN! WAIT! / HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOUNG LADY. / GO GO AMY SIGNAL.
/ STEALIN' KIPPERS IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS DARLIN'. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061101 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy, Fallon, and Shelley are outside of a convenience store]]
/ Shelley: Are you sure you saw Ryan, Ames?
/ Amy: Yes!
/ Fallon: It wasn't just the hallucinations of a habitual kipper thief? / Shelley: Let's go home, Amy. We can talk about the difference between real things and pretend things!
/ Shelley: Later Fallon! / [[Amy and Shelley inside a Fish and Chips shop]]
/ Amy: Why do you let her talk to me like that?
/ Shelley: Because I'm absolutely terrified of her! / Shelley: Fallon's really terrible at being a spy, and she shoots people all the time! / Shelley: She's an unreliable powder keg of sexy deth danger! / [[Outside the Fish and Chips shop, Shelley has food in hands]]
/ Amy: So do you want to go to the park and look for Ryan?
/ Shelley: Yes. It's safe now she's gone. I know she's my friend but . . .
/ Shelley: . . . One wrong move and she might mistakenly a-splode a row of baby ducklings. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061102 |
| Scary Go Round 20061102 | Shelley: Are you sure you saw Ryan, Ames?
/ Amy: Yes!
/ Fallon: It wasn't just the hallucinations of a habitual kipper thief? / [[Shelley pastes a grin on.]]
/ Shelley: Let's go home, Amy, we can talk about the difference between real things and pretend things! Later Fallon? / [[They enter a chip shop.]]
/ Amy: Why do you let her talk to me like that?
/ Shelley: Because I'm absolutely terrified of her! / Shelley: Fallon's really terrible at being a spy, and she shoots people all the time! / Shelley: She's an unreliable powder keg of sex deth danger! / Amy: So do you want to go to the park and look for Ryan?
/ Shelley: Yes. It's safe now she's gone. I know she's my friend but... one wrong move and she might mistakenly a-splode a row of baby ducklings. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061102 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In the devil nuns' library]]
/ Rachel: . . . And it's pretty obvious that evil will win the final battle, because pretty much everyone you meet is an ass in some way and-
/ Tessa: Jesus, Rachel, do you ever stop scheming out loud?
/ Tessa: "Black rain will fall on all things blah insects blah armageddon". / Rachel: Tessa, if you weren't my best friend forever, I'd be very hurt by comments like that.
/ Rachel: Now how are you getting on with those new prophecies? / Tessa: Oh, it's pretty dull. Same old same old . . .
/ [[Close-up of one of the pages of the prophecies. The illustration at the top vaguely resembles Shelley.]]
/ Prophecy: Lady prominent and wife, the lady might repel the end times with aid of the sea maid and the wafe. / Tessa: But everything's looking great so far.
/ Tessa: The end times are coming like a free music festival where everybody dies. / Tessa: The headline act is a beast covered in eyes.
/ Rachel: Ooh! I'm a big fan! I've got all his albums! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061103 |
| Scary Go Round 20061103 | Rachel: And it's pretty obvious that Evil will win the final battle, because pretty much everyone you meet is an ass in some way and--
/ Tessa: Jesus, Rachel, do you ever stop scheming out loud? "Black rain will fall on all things blah insects blah Armageddon." / Rachel: Tessa, if you weren't my best friend forever, I'd be very hurt by comments like that. Now how are you getting on with those new prophecies? / [[We see a page of the faux-illuminated texts Tessa is making. We see a stylized portrait of Shelley ("Lady") with someone who may be Gibbous Moon below. Text: "PROMINENT AND WISE, THE LADY MIGHT REPEL THE END TIMES WITH AID OF THE SEA MAID AND THE WASP"]]
/ Tessa: Oh, it's pretty dull. Same old same old... / Tessa: But everything's looking great so far. The end times are coming like a free music festival where everybody dies. / Tessa: The headline act is a beast covered in eyes.
/ Rachel: Ooh! I'm a big fan! I've got all his albums! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061103 |
| Scary Go Round :: November 6, 2006 | [[Outside in a park at night]]
/ Mer-Man: Are those store cops still out there?
/ Ryan: Shhh! Yeah! Cagney and Lacey!
/ Ryan: They're tougher than men because of sexism! / Mer-Man: Are they sexy, tumnus? I'm tired of nuns!
/ Ryan: Shhh! / Mer-Man: Worrrrr!
/ Ryan: Get down! / Shelley: Gasp! / Amy: Come on Shelley, as much as I like hanging around in the park after dark... / Amy: ...It's not much fun without two litres of White Lightning and some contraband fireworks.
/ Shelley: Amy, I know! I know what's happened to Ryan! / [[Standing outside Amy's car]]
/ Shelley: He's been captured by gnomes!
/ Amy: My mistake. You drank all the White Lightning. Then you ate the fireworks. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061106 |
| Scary Go Round 20061106 | [[Shelley and Amy are looking around a playground. Ryan, Des, and Monty are hiding in a treehouse.]]
/ Des: Are those store cops still out there?
/ Ryan: Shhh! Yeah! Cagney and Lacey! They're tougher than men because of sexism! / Des: Are they sexy, Tumnus? I'm tired of nuns!
/ Ryan: Shhh! / [[Des sticks his head up.]]
/ Des: Worrrrr!
/ Ryan: Get down! / [[Shelley sees him.]]
/ Shelley: Gasp! / Amy: Come on Shelley, as much as I like hanging around in the park after dark... / Amy: ...it's not much fun without two litres of White Lightning and some contraband fireworks.
/ Shelley: Amy, I know! I know what's happened to Ryan! / Shelley: He's been captured by gnomes!
/ Amy: My mistake. You drank all the White Lightning, then you ate the fireworks. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061106 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is sitting at a desk drawing and talking to Amy, who is in a different room]]
/ Shelley: I'm telling you Amy, Ryan has fallen into the hands of gnomes. Perhaps this dynamic reconstruction will jog your memory. / [[Shows the drawing to Amy]]
/ Amy: Shelley, I'm willing to entertain you fantasies, but...
/ Shelley: It's what I saw! / [[Close-up of drawing. Shows Shelley frightened by gnomes which are 6ft and green]] / Shelley: I know gnomes! Some of us are just gnome sensitive!
/ Amy: And you say the gnome was 6ft tall and green? / Shelley: Fully grown! Fully gnome!
/ Amy: Shell, gnomes are no more real than...than...Cedric the Emo Potato. / [[Shelley is holding a plate which holds a potato with a side fringe and glasses]]
/ Shelley: Gentlemen, behold!
/ Amy: Did I say emo potato? I meant Peter the Pterodactyl President. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061107 |
| Scary Go Round 20061107 | Shelley: I'm telling you Amy, Ryan has fallen into the hands of gnomes. Perhaps this dynamic reconstruction will jog your memory. / [[Shelley shows Amy the picture she draw.]]
/ Amy: Shelley, I'm willing to entertain your fantasies, but...
/ Shelley: It's what I saw! / [[Shelley's drawing.]]
/ Gnomes (6 ft + green)
/ Play house
/ Me (pretty): Saints alive!
/ Amy
/ Moon / Shelley: I know gnomes! Some of us are just gnome sensitive!
/ Amy: And you say the gnome was 6ft tall and green? / Shelley: Fully grown! Fully gnome!
/ Amy: Shel, gnomes are no more real than... than... Cedric the Emo Potato. / [[Shelley presents a potato on a plate with an emo mop and square glasses.]]
/ Shelley: Gentlemen, behold!
/ Amy: Did I say Emo Potato? I meant Peter the Pterodactyl President. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061107 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Man, I'm so baked right now.
/ Shelley: Amy, you will go to hell for baking Cedric the Emo Potato. / Shelley: His ghost is very angry at you...
/ Shelley: ...but too sad to do anything about it. / Shelley: I tell you, the play house will be full of gnome clues.
/ Shelley: We'll foil their plans! / Amy: Do be careful, Shelley.
/ Amy: Gnomes are frequently invisible to the naked eye.
/ Shelley: AIIIIIEEEEE! / Shelley: Bring sticks and rocks! I'm trapped in a throbbing nest of vagrants! / Monty: You'll never take us alive, copper!
/ Shelley: C-Careful sir! I know karate!
/ Shelley: It's just a matter of consultin' my karate notes! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061108 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Man, I'm so baked right now.
/ Shelley: Amy, you will go to hell for baking Cedric the Emo Potato. / Shelley: His ghost is very angry at you... ...but too sad to do anything about it. / Shelley: i tell you, the play house will be full of gnome clues. We'll foil their plans! / Amy: Do be careful, Shelley, gnomes are frequently invisible to the naked eye.
/ Shelley :AIIIIIEEEEE! / Shelley: Bring sticks and rocks! I'm trapped in a throbbing nest of vagrants! / Des: You'll never take us alive, copper!
/ Amy: C-Careful sir! I know karate! It's just a matter of consultin' my karate nomes! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061108 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Hands off my idiot friend, you filthy hobos!
/ Monty: Glerr!
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061109 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy jumps into the play house and whacks Des on the head with a stick]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061109 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Gal, as much as I like bein' smothered in affection, I don't really know who you are. / Amy: Ryan, it's us, Amy and Shelley, your best friends forever!
/ Ryan: I don't know this "Ryan". The nuns told me my name was Mr Tumnus. / Shelley: He's lost his memory, maybe due to traumas!
/ Amy: We'll take you back to your flat, that'll jog your memory. / Ryan: What about my friends?
/ Des:Hi
/ Monty: Verr / Des: How do you know those two aren't trickin' us like sea sirens?
/ Ryan: They've given Monty a hat and fed him a bit of potato. I say give 'em a chance. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061110 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: Gals, as much as I like bein' smothered in affection, I don't really know who you are. / Amy: Ryan, it's us, Amy and Shelley, your best friends forever!
/ Ryan: I don't know this "Ryan". The nuns told me my name was Mr Tumnus. / Shelley: He's lost his memory, maybe due to truamas!
/ Amy: We'll take you back to you flat, that'll jog your memory. / Ryan: What about my friends?
/ Des: Hi
/ Monty: Verrr / [[Des takes Ryan aside. Shelley, Amy and Monty stand in the background]]
/ Des: How do you know those two aren't trickin' us like sea sirens?
/ Ryan: They've given Monty a hat and fed him a bit of potato. I say give 'em a chance. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061110 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Tessa, I've done some terrible things.
/ Tessa: Well, all the gin in the world isn't going to make this one go away. / [[Shelly contemplating her bloody fingers after being shot]]
/ Rachel: Shelley Winters was shot because I lied to that biker gang... / [[Rachel being thrown off bridge]]
/ Rachel: Then the police came after me and the bikers chucked me off the railway bridge... / Rachel: ...then I sold my soul to the devil and her gave me this nose!
/ Tessa: We have to get you out of here, Rachel. / Tessa: At least that nose means no one will spot that it's you...
/ William: We don't have to do anything! We need to call the police! / Tessa: Hush, William. Women's prison is no place for a delicate creature like Rachel. I'm sure she promises to change.
/ Rachel: I'm a reformed character. Hand me a leper and I'll kiss him. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061113 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Two years earlier... / Rachel: Tessa, I've done some terrible things.
/ Tessa: Well, all the gin in the world isn't going to make this one go away. / Rachel: Shelley Winters was shot because I lied to that biker gang... / Rachel: Then the police came after me and the bikers chucked me off the railway bridge... / Rachel: Then I sold my soul to the devil and he gave me this nose!
/ Tessa: We have to get you out of here, Rachel. / Tessa: At least that nose means no one will spot that it's you...
/ William: We don't have to do anything! We need to call the police! / Tessa: Hush, William. Women's prison is no place for a delicate creature like Rachel. I'm sure she promises to change. / Rachel: I'm a reformed character. Hand me a leper and I'll kiss him. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061113 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa Davies
/ Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte
/ The Devil / Tessa Davies: "Are you hungry?"
/ Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte: "No." / Tessa Davies: "I'm going to the buffet car. Just sit tight and don't draw attention to yourself."
/ Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte: "I'll try not to tapdance too provocatively, Tessa." / Devil: "Is this seat taken?"
/ Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte: "Sorry, yes, someone's..." / Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte: "...sitting there."
/ Devil: "Well, I won't stay long then, Rachel." / Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte: "Can't people see you?"
/ Devil: "People are extremely reluctant to see me!" / Devil: "Some see an old man, or a child, or a beautiful lady..."
/ Devil: "...anything really!" / Tessa Davies: "Hey! That's my seat, TV's David Caruso!" http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061114 |
| Scary Go Round | Tessa: Are you hungry?
/ Rachel: No. / Tessa: I'm going to the buffet car. Just sit tight and don't draw attention to yourself.
/ Rachel: I'll try not to tapdance too provocatively, Tessa. / The Devil: Is this seat taken?
/ Rachel: Sorry, yes, someone's ... / Rachel: ... sitting there.
/ The Devil: Well, I won't stay long then, Rachel. / Rachel: Can't people see you?
/ The Devil: People are extremely reluctant to see me! / The Devil: Some see an old man, or a child, or a beautiful lady ...
/ The Devil: ... anything really! / Tessa: Hey! That's my seat, TV's David Caruso! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061114 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[The Devil and Rachel are on a train. The Devil has his arm around Rachel]] / Rachel: So what do you want? Help with a crossword puzzle? / Devil: Rachel Rachel! This contract says you signed up for my team! The good news, is you're in the squad for the sup final!
/ Rachel: Oh. / Devil: I haven't seen potential like yours since L'il Pol Pot! You're a keeper!
/ Rachel: Well bad luck, I'm reformed! So eff off back under the Earth's crust! / [[Tessa walks over to the Devil, who she sees as David Caruso, and Rachel, who is making horns with her fingers and gesturing at the Devil]]
/ Tessa: Hey, Caruso, I think you've got a performance to phone in further down the train.
/ Devil: I like your friend, Rachel. She's got...
/ [[The devil snaps his fingers]]
/ Devil: Spunk / [[The train skreeches to a halt, coming off the tracks]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061115 |
| Scary Go Round 20061115 | Rachel (in burqa): So what do ou want? Help with a crossword puzzle? / Devil: Rachel Rachel! This contract says you signed up for my team! The good news is, you're in the squad for the cup final!
/ Rachel: Oh. / Devil: I haven't seen potential like yours since L'il Pol Pot! You're a keeper!
/ [[She flips the V sign at him.]]
/ Rachel: Well bad luck, I'm reformed! Eff off back under the Earth's crust! / [[Tessa comes back to her seat and sees David Caruso in. Rachel frantically gesticulates, trying to warn her off.]]
/ Tessa: Hey Caruso, I think you've got a performance to phone in further down the train.
/ "Caruso": I like your friend, Rachel. She's got...
/ [[He snaps his fingers.]]
/ "Caruso": spunk!
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20061115 |
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