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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley reviews John A's Top 20 Albums of the year 2006 / Shelley prefers mid-period Nico to the early stuff / Today: 8-5 / 8. DEMON/FREEJAZZ EP - Envelopes / When a band leaves Sweden and goes to live in rural Yorkshire, they are bound to feel confused about sounds and ideas. Perhaps this is why the Envelopes do not sound like anyone else! The lady is whooping and hooting, maybe a man is too, then there is a keyboard! Their Demon album is the Envelopes sound being born like a baby monster, the Freejazz EP is where it goes to school. / 7. BLUES AND BOOGIE SHOES - Keene Brothers / "Not In My Airforce" was the name of one of Robert Pollard's 347 side-project albums, "not in my record collection" say I because they were almost all rotten. But good things come to those who wait forever, because this is jingle-jangle music specifically designed to give everyone good feelings. Bob and his friend Tommy Keene are an excellent team and no one need fear this release. / 6. NICE AND NICELY DONE - The Spinto Band / When young men get together, they get excited and there is every chance that a piece of furniture may be knocked over. The Spinto band have taken that dangerous stool-upending energy and channeled it into 3-minute pop songs that everyone will like. There are a lot of them all doing different things and pressing different buttons and singing, if you are still bored you should go to hospital immediately. / 5. THIS IS HAZELVILLE - Captain / In the modern world there is a lot of effort spent pretending not to be a pop group when you really are one, because recording your album in a potting shed keeps the "Musik bloggs" off the scent. But Captain are a band in the eighties tradition of pop music, they have learnt all the chords and paid Trevor Horn to bring his big glasses and production razzle dazzle. This is a slick effort that will probably not please fans of Minor Threat and Fugazi!
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley reviews John A's Top 20 albums of the year 2006 / Shelley has been in more of a Carmen Miranda mood this year / Today: 4-1 / 4. THE GULAG ORKENSTAr - Beirut / Beirut is a young man who has decided to play all the instruments on this epic in the style of Bulgarian folk. This is a precocious thing to do but if it means you can enjoy all the fun of th eEastern European folk festivals in the comfort of your house then who is going to complain? He has a dozen swooning tunes to play you and you ought to listen. / 3. THE TRIALS OF VAN OCCUPANTHER - Midlake / The gentle sound of Midlake is soothing in the extreme, music to admire a fresh field of snow (with trees sticking out of it) to. If you don't feel cosy listening to their Head home and Roscoe songs, you are probably standing naked in an icy lake. HOWEVER form what I can tell from the CD sleeve, Van Occupanther is a FURRY and that makes me nervous. But perhaps this is about awareness. / 2. THE BEATIFIC VISIONS - Brakes / The Brakes are like the smart kid at school who never has to revise or even try. They play 12 punky punkers and countrified charmers and in thirty minutes it is all over and they are out of town! Worst of all, each song is the best it could possibly be, with the exact right number of notes. The singer is a bit of a growler and he sounds cross about the war, but then he gets mellow and you instantly forget. IT IS JUST TOO EASY FOR SOME PEOPLE. / 1. YS - Joanna Newsom / Joanna Newsom's record is the opposite of the Brakes, she has only five songs and the go on for ages. She is the school swot who has worked all weekend to do the most work it is possible to do on a project, even though she would have got an A+ for doing much less. She even got Van Dykes Parks to help, which is like getting your dad to help when he is a Nobel Prize winner. Anyway, this is barmy music but most importantly good to listen to every time. Number one!
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Scary Go Round Esther: Do you think Erin is ever coming back to school? It's been four months. / The Boy: I don't know. I haven't heard from her since she went into hospital. / Milford: I heard she's got *Agromegaly*. / Esther: What's that? / Milford: I heard it's when you grow into a tupping cube, The Boy. / Milford: Your DNA gets mashed up somehow and you default to a square. / Esther: That's the worst load of old pony you've ever come out with, Milford. / Esther: "Defaults to a square?" / Can you think of one place in nature where squares occur? / Milford: Football pitches! / The Boy: Let it go, Esther. / It's much easier just to punch yourself in the head until your ears ring.
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Scary Go Round Esther: Do you think Erin is ever coming back to school? It's been four months. / The Boy: I don't know. I haven't heard from her since she went into hospital. / Milford: I heard she's got *Agromegaly*. / Esther: What's that? / Milford: I heard it's when you grow into a tupping cube, The Boy. / Milford: Your DNA gets mashed up somehow and you default to a square. / Esther: That's the worst load of old pony you've ever come out with, Milford. / Esther: "Defaults to a square?" / Can you think of one place in nature where squares occur? / Milford: Football pitches! / The Boy: Let it go, Esther. / It's much easier just to punch yourself in the head until your ears ring.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Esther: Do you think Erin is ever coming back to school? It's been four months. / The Boy: I don't know. I haven't heard from her since she went into hospital. / Milford: I heard she's got Agromegaly. / Esther: What's that? / Milford: I heard it's where you grow into a tupping cube, The Boy. / Milford: Your DNA gets all mashed up somehow and you default to a square. / Esther: That's the worst load of old pony you've ever come out with. Milford. / Esther: "Defaults to a square?" Can you think of one place in nature where squares occur? / Milford: Football pitches! / The Boy: Let it go, Esther. / The Boy: It's much easier just to punch yourself in the head until your ears ring.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Doctor: Erin, I'm afraid there's nothing more we can do. / Doctor: These results show no change, but there seems to be no way to reverse your abnormal growth. / Doctor: The good news is, there's nothing actually wrong with you. You're in excellent health. / Erin: "Excellent health?" I'm a total freak! They'll tear me apart at school! / Doctor: Nonsense. They'll soon forget that you've changed at all. / Shelley: Are you ready to go, Sist-ar? / Erin: Yes. Apparently I'm of no further use in researching teenage mutant non-ninja un-turtles. And the government doesn't want a super-soldier... ...who spends most of her time crying in her room.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Doctor: Erin, I'm afraid there's nothing more we can do. / Doctor: These results show no change, but there seems no way to reverse your abnormal growth. / Doctor: The good news is, there's nothing actually wrong with you. / Doctor: You're in excellent health. / Erin: "Excellent health?" / Erin: I'm a total freak! They'll tear me apart at school! / Doctor: Nonsense. They'll soon forget that you've changed at all. / Shelley: Are you ready to go, Sist-ar? / Erin: Yes. / Erin: Apparently I'm of no more use in researching teenage mutant non-ninja un-turtles. / Erin: And the government don't want a super soldier... / Erin: ...who spends most her time crying in her room.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelly walks home with Erin, who has grown to twice her normal size, a giantess of noticible 'Amazon-like' qualities.]] / Shelly: Erin, I still can't believe you don't hate me. / Shelly: If I hadn't stolen the vit-rx get massive potion... / Erin: You didn't make me drink it Shelly. It was an accident. / Erin: I'm just glad YOU didn't drink it. / Shelly: I had righteous reasons for pinchin' it. / Erin: Insane reasons. / Shelly: I felt small and powerless in the face of corruption. / Shelly: That turned me into a larcenous she-bastard! / Erin: I'm just worried I'll never fit in again. / Shelly: Erin, look at Amy! The classic misfit, but she's happy in her world! / [[Amy scowls]] / Amy: Classic misfit? / Shelly: Sort of! / [[Desmond places his arm around a stunned Erin.]] / Erin: Oh! / Desmond: Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes. / Shelly: And look at Desmond! Despite livin' in Speedos... / Shelly: And usin' the chat-up lines of the past... / Shelly: and bein' sort of fishy and green... / Shelly: Well, he's a pretty poor example.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Erin, I still can't believe you don't hate me. / Shelley: If I hadn't stolen the Vit-RX get massive potion... / Erin: You didn't make me drink it Shelley. It was an accident. / Erin: I'm just glad you didn't drink it. / Shelley: I had righteous reasons for pinchin' it. / Erin: Insane reasons. / Shelley: I felt small and powerless in the face of corruption. / Shelley: That turned me into a larcenous she-bastard! / Erin: I'm just worried I'll never fit in again. / Shelley: Erin, look at Amy! The classic misfit, but she's happy in her world! / Amy: Classic misfit? / Shelley: Sort of! / Erin: Oh! / Desmond: Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes. / Shelley: And look at Desmond! Despite livin' in Speedos... / Shelley: and usin' the chat-up lines of the past... / Shelley: and bein' sort of fishy and green... / Shelley: well he's a pretty poor example.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Goblin 1: However, pupil roll numbers are set to increase in 2007/8... / Goblin 2: ...Due to the romantical effects of the early BritPop years... / Bob: Grah! Curse this prison! This unasked-for hell! / Goblin 1: Woop! / Goblin 2: O undignified inversion / Bob: Still, still trapped in this school, unable to pass its borders. Unable to go about my legendary wickedness! / Puka: Well that's not our fault. Some of us need this job. / Puka: I've got 800 kids, Bob. Christmas kills me, seriously. It ain't my fault I find women so blinking gorgeous.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ed: However, pupil roll numbers are set to increase in 2007/8... / Manny: ...due to the romantical effects of the early Britpop years... / Crowley: Curse this prison! This unasked-for hell! / Ed: Woop! / Crowley: GRAH! / Manny: O undignified inversion / Crowley: Still, still trapped in this school, unable to pass its borders. / Crowley: Unable to go about my legendary wickedness! / Mr Pooka: Well that's not our fault. / Mr Pooka: Some of us need this job. / Mr Pooka: I've got 800 kids, Bob. Christmas kills me, seriously. It ain't my fault I find women so blinking gorgeous.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[In the headmaster's office.]] / Goblin with glasses: Come on Bob, cheer up. / Winged goblin: Think about virgins! / Giant rabbit: Hey, Crowley, an old mate of yours is here to see you. / Bob Crowley: Waagh! Agh! / The Devil: Bob, don't you recognise me? It's your pal! The Devil! / Winged goblin: Hey... / Winged goblin: Let's disguise ourselves and move amongst the smaller humans! / Goblin with glasses: We truly are masters of the disguise. / [[Goblins dressed as Mr. Manuel, one on top of the other.]] / Mr. Manuel: Good morning Miss De Groot! Study hard! / Bottom half of Mr. Manuel: Yes hi! / <> / Esther: Did we ever find out exactly what's wrong with Mr Manuel? / Sarah: It's a mixture of conjoined twin syndrome, allergies... / and a naturally outgoing personality.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[In the headmaster's office.]] / Goblin with glasses: Come on Bob, cheer up. / Winged goblin: Think about virgins! / Giant rabbit: Hey, Crowley, an old mate of yours is here to see you. / Bob Crowley: Waagh! Agh! / The Devil: Bob, don't you recognise me? It's your pal! The Devil! / Winged goblin: Hey... / Winged goblin: Let's disguise ourselves and move amongst the smaller humans! / Goblin with glasses: We truly are masters of the disguise. / [[Goblins dressed as Mr. Manuel, one on top of the other.]] / Mr. Manuel: Good morning Miss De Groot! Study hard! / Bottom half of Mr. Manuel: Yes hi! / <> / Esther: Did we ever find out exactly what's wrong with Mr Manuel? / Sarah: It's a mixture of conjoined twin syndrome, allergies... / and a naturally outgoing personality.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Bob Crowley, two goblins, and a giant rabbit inside the Headmaster's office at the Griswell's Grammar School]] / Goblin: Come on Bob, cheer up. / Goblin: Think about virgins! / Mr. Lapin: Hey, Crowley, An old mate of yours is here to see you. / Robert Crowley: Waagh! Agh! / Devil: Bob, don't you recognize me? It's your old pal! The Devil! / Goblin: Hey... / [[The two goblins, standing atop eachother, put on a human disguise]] / Goblin: Let's disguise ourselves and move amongst the smaller humans! / Goblin: We truly are masters of the disguise. / [[In the hallway at the school the disguised goblins pass Esther]] / Goblin: Good morning miss De Groot! Study hard! / Goblin: Yes Hi! / <> / [[Esther De Groot and Sarah Grote in the hallway while the disguised goblins walk away]] / Esther: Did we ever find out exactly what's wrong with Mr. Manuel? / Sarah: It's a mixture of conjoined twin syndrome, allergies... ...And a naturally outgoing personality.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Devil: So, Bob, word reaches me you're trapped in this school. / Bob: A curse I am singularly unable to break no matter how I rage and spit! / Devil: Let me put this to you straight. I'm keen for armageddon to commence immediately. / Bob: And with my penchant for wickedness, you want me to rule by your side? / Devil: No, Bob, I need you to open a portal... ...so a billion of my screaming henchmen can consume the earth in flame. / Bob: So you'll set me free from here into a world of endless torment. / Devil: It's already a world of endless torment, Crowley! I'm just redecorating it to my taste. Think of hellfire as a matching rug and curtains.
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Scary Go Round 20070108 Devil: So, Bob, word reaches me you're trapped in this school. / Bob: A curse I am singularly unable to break no matter how I rage and spit! / Devil: Let me put this to you straight. I'm keen for Armageddon to commence immediately. / Bob: And with my penchant for wickedness, you want me to rule by your side? I knew it! / Devil: No, Bob, I need you to open a portal... so a billion of my screaming henchmen can consume the earth in flame. / Bob: So you'll set me free from here into a world of endless torment. / Devil: It's already a world of endless torment, Crowley! I'm just redecorating it to my taste. Think of hellfire as a matching rug and curtains.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Bob: Sorry Scratch, I may be stuck in this school but it beats your plan. I have no desire to become a skeleton on fire. / Devil: Fine, fine. How about you build my demon portal, I put you in charge of something. / Devil: A governor! You can govern these fiery isles! / Bob: I like it! / Devil: Just sign...there. There is but one condition. You must take a bride, to rule by your side, before the next full moon. / Bob: Ha! Child's play! I shall take a corn-fed maid by dawn. / Devil: Then I shall see you again by full moon's light! Goodbye. / Bob: Heh heh. My future is assured. / Puka: Wow, Bob. It was already the worst contract in the world, then you bled on it.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Principal's Office. Bob Crowley and The Devil discuss the possibility of Bob opening a portal to Hell]] / Bob Crowley: Sorry Scratch, I may be stuck at school, but it beats your plan. / I have no desire to become a skeleton on fire. / [[Crowley looks quizzical]] / The Devil: Fine, fine. / How about you build my demon portal, I put you in charge of something. / [[Crowley looks excited]] / The Devil: A governor! You can govern these fiery isles! / Bob Crowley: I like it! / [[Crowley's desk. The Devil is pointing at a contract.]] / The Devil: Just sign... there. There is but one condition. / You must take a bride, to rule by your side, before the next full moon. / [[Crowley holds the newly signed contract. The Devil is ready to depart.]] / Bob Crowley: Ha! Child's play! I will take a corn-fed maid by dawn. / The Devil: Then I will see you again by full moon's light! Goodbye! / [[Mr. Pooka is reading the contract, his paws on Bob's shoulders.]] / Bob Crowley: Heh heh. My future is assured. / Mr. Pooka: Wow, Bob. / It was already the worst contract in the world, then you bled on it.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison - Slow down lads. My trick knee's playing up again. / - Is the trick that you filled it with chocolate bars at break again, Oggy? / - My sister says that Erin's coming back to school tomarrow. / - Puf, Puf. / - I guess that you finally have to face the music for choosing Esther over Erin. In a Welsh caravan. / - The heart's an unpredictable mistress, Milford. / - Yeah, "The Heart", hur hur. / - Actually, Paul, people choose a partner based on a mix of pheromones and genetic characteristics. / - But I'm basically a genetic superman! Why doesn't it work for me? / - Pheromones are subtle. The lean-in and the reach around... are less subtle.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Oggy: Slow down, lads! My trick knee's playing up again. / Milford: Is the trick that you filled it with chocolate bars at break again, Oggy? / Milford: My sister says Erin's coming back to school tomorrow. / Oggy: Puf puf / Milford: I guess you finally have to face the music for choosing Esther over Erin. In a Welsh caravan. / The Boy: The heart's an unpredictable mistress, Milford. / Milford: Yeah, "the heart", hur hur. / Oggy: Actually, Paul, people choose a partner based on a mix of pheromones and genetic characteristics. / Milford: But I'm basically a genetic superman! Why doesn't it work for me? / Oggy: Pheromones are subtle. The lean-in and the reach-around... are less subtle.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Come on, Winters Minor, we're here. / Erin: I don't want to go to school. / Shelley: Bravery, bravery, baleful sis-tor. Remember, the Winters are stoic, and do not weep in plain sight. / School Boy 1: Cor / School Boy 2: Wor / School Boy 3: Tuppin' 'ell / School Boy 4: Kwak kwak / Erin: Don't stare, Oggy, everyone's staring at me! / Oggy: Um, I'm no expert, Erin. / Oggy: But you look kind of like a honey trap alien queen... sent to enslave the male race and put eggs in us... ...and most of us would be willing to let the egg thing slide.
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Scary Go Round 20070111 Shelley: Come on, Winters Minor, we're here. / Erin: I don't want to go to school. / Shelley: Bravery, bravery, baleful sist-or. Remember, the Winters are stoic and do not weep in plain sight. / [[Everyone stares at Erin.]] / Boy 1: Cor / Boy 2: Wor / Boy 3: Tuppin' 'ell / Boy 4: Kwak kwak / Erin: Don't stare, Oggy, everyone's staring at me! / Oggy: Um, I'm no expert, Erin. / Oggy: But you look kind of like a honey trap alien queen... sent to enslave the male race and put eggs in us... and most of us would be willing to let the egg thing slide.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Puka: Bob, you blithering idiot. You've made two huge problems for yourself. One: how are you going to make a giant portal to let... / Puka: ...let's see... ...a billion demons through. / Bob: I'm old London town's master of black magic! / Bob: I brought YOU through a portal, didn't I? / Puka: It'll have to be a lot bigger. / Bob: I'll just chant harder. / Puka: A billion times harder? Two: Find a wife by the next full moon. / Bob: I can find a bride! This school is full of tender morsels. / Puka: Bob, if you start laying hands on schoolgirls, I predict a riot. / Goblin 1: Burning torches! / Goblin 2: 24-hour news cycles! / Goblin 1: You could marry School Nurse Holland. Thick arms, good for hugging! / Goblin 2: An eternity free of nits!
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Scary Go Round 20070112 Rabbit: Bob, you blithering idiot. You've made two huge problems for yourself. One: how are you going to make a giant portal to let... / Rabbit: ...let's see... a billion demons through. / Bob: I'm old London town's master of black magic! / Bob: I brought you through a portal, didn't I? / Rabbit: It'll have to be a lot bigger. / Bob: I'll just chant harder. / Rabbit: A billion times harder? Two: find a wife by the next full moon. / [[Bob sticks out his tongue sidewas and rubs his hands together.]] / Bob: I can find a bride! This school is full of tender morsels. / <> / [[The rabbit clips the end off a carrot.]] / Rabbit: Bob, if you start laying hands on schoolgirls, I predict a riot. / Gnome 1: Burning torches! / Gnome 2: 24-hour news cycles! / Gnome 1: You could marry school nurse Holland! Thick arms, good for hugging! / Gnome 2: An eternity free of nits!
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Erin: Hello, The Boy. / The Boy: Erin! / The Boy: You're uh, you're... uh, uh... / Erin: I... I... um... / Lindsay: He's got a girlfriend now, She-Ra. / Lindsay: Maybe you didn't here [sic] that while you were away on your steroid diet. I hear you were in training for the national obelisk team. / Erin: Why don't we discuss this further in private, Lindsay? / The Boy: Oh hell, Milford, *****ng hell. / Milford: Normally I'd suggest we go and watch. But I wouldn't want either of us to spontaneously combust.
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Scary Go Round 20070115 Erin: Hello, The Boy. / The Boy: Erin! / The Boy: You're uh, you... uh, uh... / Erin: I... I... um... / Tall Lindsay: He's got a girlfriend now, She-Ra. / Tall Lindsay: Maybe you didn't hear that while you were away on your steroid diet. I hear you were in training for the national obelisk team. / Erin: Why don't we discuss this further in private, Lindsay? / The Boy: Oh hell, Milford. ---ing hell. / Milford: Normally I'd suggest we go and watch. But I wouldn't want either of us to spontaneously combust.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[In the girls' bathroom, Erin and Big Lindsay stand off]] / Big Lindsay: What do you want? / Erin: An apology. / Big Lindsay: Oh. I have two *right here.* / [[Erin grabs Big Lindsay by the collar and pulls her into a stall]] / Erin: You look thirsty, Lindsay! / Lindsay: Oop! / [[Erin plunges Lindsay into the toilet and flushes]] / Erin: I still don't hear you apologising! What's that? It's kind of muffled! / Lindsay: Glub glub / [[Two girls pull Erin away]] / Girl 1: Stop, Erin! You're really hurting her! / Erin: Apology accepted. *Bitch.* / Lindsay: Gasp
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Scene: Bathroom. Lindsay faces Erin. Both are in profile, and Lindsay is gesturing at Erin.]] / Lindsay: WHAT DO YOU WANT? / Erin: AN APOLOGY. / Linday: OH. I HAVE TWO {{i}}RIGHT HERE.{{/i}} / [[Erin one-handedly grabs Lindsay by Lindsay's collar or shoulder; with her other hand, she grips the top of a bathroom stall door. Lindsay faces the "camera," while Erin faces away.]] / Erin: YOU LOOK THIRSTY, LINDSAY! / Lindsay: OOP! / [[Erin stands over Lindsay, administering a swirly with one hand, and pulling the chain with the other. Lindsay is kneeling, receiving said swirly.]] / Erin: I STILL DON'T HEAR YOU APOLOGISING! / WHAT'S THAT? / IT'S KIND OF MUFFLED! / Lindsay: GLUB GLUB / [[Two blond students, one per arm, pull a very angry Erin away from Lindsay. Lindsay, head up, leans on the commode looking bedraggled.]] / Short-haired blond student: STOP, ERIN! YOU'RE REALLY HURTING HER! / Erin: APOLOGY ACCEPTED. / {{i}}BITCH.{{/i}} / Lindsay: GASP
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Erin: Well, thanks for stealing The Boy from me, Esther. / Erin: We were friends and that's not what friends do. / Esther: I'm sorry, but... / Erin: You took him to Wales and made him like you, Esther! / Esther: I didn't make him do anything. / Erin: You're not remotely sorry! But you will be. / Esther: What are you going to do? Beat me up like you did Big Lindsay? / Erin: Lindsay had it coming. But I had months in hospital to think of something much worse for you. / Esther: And then she just walked off! / [Girl]: Erin can do anything now. She's probably going to run you over in a monster truck.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Scene: The bathroom.]] / Erin: WELL THANKS FOR STEALING THE BOY FROM ME, ESTHER. / Erin: WE WERE FRIENDS AND {{i}}THAT'S NOT WHAT FRIENDS DO.{{/i}} / Esther: I'M SORRY, BUT... / Erin: YOU TOOK HIM TO WALES AND MADE HIM LIKE YOU, ESTHER! / Esther: I DIDN'T MAKE HIM DO ANYTHING. / Erin: YOU'RE NOT REMOTELY SORRY! BUT YOU WILL BE! / Esther: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? BEAT ME UP LIKE YOU DID BIG LINDSAY? / Erin: LINDSAY HAD IT COMING. / BUT I HAD MONTHS IN HOSPITAL TO THINK OF SOMETHING MUCH WORSE FOR YOU. / [[Scene: In front of a coat rack.]] / Esther: AND THEN SHE JUST WALKED OFF! / Sarah: ERIN CAN DO {{i}}ANYTHING{{/i}} NOW. / SHE'S PROBABLY GOING TO RUN YOU OVER IN A MONSTER TRUCK.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Hello Esther! Have you come to write our singles review column? Sadly darkwave and speed metal remain outside our editorial remit! / Esther: Shelley, it's Erin. She's changed! She's angry and kind of violent! / Shelley: What nonsense. My sister is meek and mild as a lamb. / Shelley: She might just be mad because you took her special gentleman's chaste treasure... ...in a caravan in Wales! / Esther: Does anyone not know about that? / Esther: She beat up the biggest girl in school, then told me I had worse coming! / Shelley: I'll look into this. In the meantime, I recommend sewing a bubble-wrap jumpsuit.
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Scary Go Round 20070118 [[Esther stands at the reception desk of the Tackleford Cormorant. Shelley meets her. A gent in plaid sits at the desk itself.]] / Shelley: Hello Esther! Have you come to write our singles review column? Sadly darkwave and speed metal remain outside our editorial remit! / [[Esther follows Shelley to Editorial. A fellow in a purple shirt and tie stands at the dooway.]] / Esther: Shelley, it's Erin. She's changed! She's angry and kind of violent! / Shelley: What nonsense. My sister is meek and mild as a lamb. / [[In the break room, Shelley prepares some tea. The tail end of a sign on the cabinet reads "--this means you!! -MIKE"]] / Shelley: She might just be mad because you took her special gentleman's chaste treasure... in a caravan in Wales! / Esther: Does anyone not know about that? / [[Shelley and Esther are seated, holding large mugs of hot tea.]] / Esther: She beat up the biggest girl in school, then told me I had worse coming! / Shelley: I'll look into this. In the meantime, I suggest sewing a bubble-wrap jumpsuit. / [[Headline of clipping on the wall: "SWINE FEVER STRIKES"]]
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Scary Go Round 20070118 [[Esther stands at the reception desk of the Tackleford Cormorant. Shelley meets her. A gent in plaid sits at the desk itself.]] / Shelley: Hello Esther! Have you come to write our singles review column? Sadly darkwave and speed metal remain outside our editorial remit! / [[Esther follows Shelley to Editorial. A fellow in a purple shirt and tie stands at the dooway.]] / Esther: Shelley, it's Erin. She's changed! She's angry and kind of violent! / Shelley: What nonsense. My sister is meek and mild as a lamb. / [[In the break room, Shelley prepares some tea. The tail end of a sign on the cabinet reads "--this means you!! -MIKE"]] / Shelley: She might just be mad because you took her special gentleman's chaste treasure... in a caravan in Wales! / Esther: Does anyone not know about that? / [[Shelley and Esther are seated, holding large mugs of hot tea.]] / Esther: She beat up the biggest girl in school, then told me I had worse coming! / Shelley: I'll look into this. In the meantime, I suggest sewing a bubble-wrap jumpsuit. / [[Headline of clipping on the wall: "SWINE FEVER STRIKES"]]
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Scary Go Round 20070119 [[Esther and The Boy are in line at the cinema.]] / Esther: ...I'm just worried about Erin. She's gone from being a shy mouse to a big, sexy monster. / The Boy: I... hadn't noticed. / [[At the counter, The Boy pays for tickets as Esther waits beside him.]] / Esther: Sure you hadn't noticed. You two made cow eyes at each other for months. She had her chance and she blew it. / [[The Boy gives Esther her ticket as they walk.]] / Esther: I liked you when she was still playing My Little Pony! / The Boy: You're about 8 months older than her, Esther. / [[Esther strikes a dramatic pose.]] / Esther: One day I was satisfied with My Little Ponies. The next I painted them black and burned them. The following day I bought an issue of Kerrang and pledged myself to the night. / [[The Boy carries a large tub of popcorn and two bottled beverages.]] / The Boy: You're hysterical. In so many ways. / Esther: You'll never understand the world of women, little man! Don't even try!
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Scary Go Round by John Allison Esther: ...I'm just worried about Erin. She's gone from being a shy mouse to a big, sexy monster. / The Boy: I... hadn't noticed. / Esther: Sure you hadn't noticed. You two made cow eyes at each other for months. She had her chance and she blew it. / Esther: I liked you when she was still playing My Little Pony! / The Boy: You're about 8 months older than her, Esther. / Esther: One day I was satisfied with My Little Ponies. The next I painted them black and burned them. The following day I bought an issue of Kerrang and pledged myself to the night. / The Boy: You're hysterical. In so many ways. / Esther: You'll never understand the world of women, little man. Don't even try!
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Scary Go Round 20070119 [[Esther and The Boy are in line at the cinema.]] / Esther: ...I'm just worried about Erin. She's gone from being a shy mouse to a big, sexy monster. / The Boy: I... hadn't noticed. / [[At the counter, The Boy pays for tickets as Esther waits beside him.]] / Esther: Sure you hadn't noticed. You two made cow eyes at each other for months. She had her chance and she blew it. / [[The Boy gives Esther her ticket as they walk.]] / Esther: I liked you when she was still playing My Little Pony! / The Boy: You're about 8 months older than her, Esther. / [[Esther strikes a dramatic pose.]] / Esther: One day I was satisfied with My Little Ponies. The next I painted them black and burned them. The following day I bought an issue of Kerrang and pledged myself to the night. / [[The Boy carries a large tub of popcorn and two bottled beverages.]] / The Boy: You're hysterical. In so many ways. / Esther: You'll never understand the world of women, little man! Don't even try!
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Norbert! Horace! not to fear, lads! Ryan's back to steady the ship! / Norbert: Who... are you? / Horace: Paperclip counter? / Amy: So you decided to come back and work for the new mayor? / Ryan: Yeah! I'm a vital cog in the local government machine. The grease on that wheel. / Ryan: Deputy junior admin assistant ain't just a position Tim made up for me. It aint like you could replace me with a showbox attached to a long piece of string. / Amy: Of course not Ryan! It's ace to have you back. / Amy: Stringy... I've got some bad news.
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Scary Go Round 20070122 [[Ryan strides into City Hall and puts his arm around someone.]] / Ryan: Norbert! Horace! Not to fear, lads! Ryan's back to steady the ship! / Man 1: Who... are you? / Man 2: Paperclip counter. / Amy: So you decided to come back and work for the new mayor? / Ryan: Yeah! I'm a vital cog in the local government machine. The grease on that wheel! / Ryan: Deputy junior admin assistant ain't just a position Tim made up for me. It ain't like you could replace me with a shoebox attached to a long piece of string. / Amy: Of course not Ryan! It's ace to have you back. / [[Amy speaks sadly to the aforementioned shoebox-on-string, which has cartoon eyes affixed.]] / Amy: Stringy... I've got some bad news.
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Scary Go Round 23rd of January 2007 Ryan: did the new mayor mind me coming back? / Amy: He's a big picture man Ryan. He doesn't really sweat the small stuff. / Ryan: He's a new mayor. A new man with new ideas. Doin' things his way. / Amy: Well he has his good days and bad days. Mostly bad days lately. / Mayor: Gurrr. A-my / Amy: We've got the figures for police spending next quarter. Ryan will run you through them. / Ryan: So more police on the street means fewer in the pub...but also less mad excitin' car chases. / Mayor: Policeman...Yes. Flash Light. Police dog BARK! I'M HUNGRY!
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Scary Go Round 20070123 Ryan: Did the new mayor mind me coming back? / Amy: He's a big picture man, Ryan. He doesn't really sweat the small stuff. / Ryan: He's a new mayor. A new man with new ideas. Doin' things his way. / Amy: Well, he has his good days and bad days. Mostly bad days lately. / [[There are cracks all around the door to the mayor's office.]] / [[Inside his office, it's much worse. Furniture has been tossed every which way.]] / Mayor: Gurrr. A-my / Amy: We've got the figures for police spending next quarter. Ryan will run you through them. / [[She passes her laptop to him.]] / Ryan: So more police on the street means fewer in the pub... but also less mad excitin' car chases. / Mayor: Policeman... yes. Flashing light. Police dog bark! I'M HUNGRY!
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2007-01-24 Shelley Winters: Amy, I'd like to make an appointment with Mayor Davies please. / Amy Chilton: He's really busy, Shel. I can't free him up for, ooh, ages. / Shelley Winters: I need to ask him about his Vit-RX potion! Erin's acting tough and mean. That's not her way! / Amy Chilton: Please don't march in there and lose me my job, Shelley. / Amy Chilton: I've got used to my manicures and fruit smoothie drinks. / Shelley Winters: I would never endanger your cuticles! Only a crazer would bust in there shouting the odds. / Shelley Winters: I'll use my myriad charms to ask him about his chemical bio-weapons in a nice way! / Amy Chilton: Are you ok in there, Ryan? / Tim Jones: This new mayor ain't the full shillin', Amy! He only knows about 20 words! Half of em are to do with goin' tinkles.
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Scary Go Round 20070124 [[City hall.]] / Shelley: Amy, I'd like to make an appointment with Mayor Davies please. / Amy: He's really busy, Shel. I can't free him up for, ooh, ages. / Shelley: I need to ask him about his Vit-RX postion! Erin's acting tough and mean. That's not her way! / Amy: Please don't march in there and lose me my job, Shelley. / Amy: I've got used to my manicures and fruit smoothie drinks. / Shelley: I would never endanger your cuticles! Only a crazer would bust in there shouting the odds. / Shelley: I'll use my myriad charms to ask him about his chemical bio-weapons in a nice way! / [[Ryan pokes his head out of the mayor's office.]] / Amy: Are you OK in there, Ryan? / Ryan: This new mayor ain't the full shillin', Amy! He only knows about 20 words! Half of em are to do with goin' tinkles.
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Scary Go Round by John Allison [[Amy and Ryan hear from outside the Mayor's office]] / Shelly: Haaalp! <> / [[They burst in to see Mayor Davies holding Shelly in the air]] / Shelly: He's going to throw me out of the window for some very poorly expressed reasons! / Amy: Shel, I told you! No bright colours, no sudden moves! No complex metaphors! / Mayor Davies: Grr! Problem lady! / [[Ryan smacks Mayor Davies in the head with Stringy, producing a FÜNK sound]] / Mayor Davies: Ug / [[Amy comforts Shelly, Ryan looks down on Stringy in his hands, and the Mayor holds his hurting head]] / Shelly: Ryan! You saved me! / Ryan: You took one for the team, Stringy. Ain't no one gonna forget that. / Ryan: Unfortunately.
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Scary Go Round 20070125 [[Ryan and Amy turn their heads at noises from the mayor's office.]] / Shelley: HAAALP! / <> / [[They burst in to see the Mayor holding Shelley aloft.]] / Shelley: He's going to throw me out of the window for some very poorly expressed reasons! / Mayor: Grr! Problem lady! / Amy: Shel, I told you! No bright colours, no sudden moves! No complex metaphors! / [[Ryan bashes the mayor over the head with Stringy.]] / <> / Mayor: ug / Shelley: Ryan! You saved me! / Ryan: You took one for the team, Stringy. Ain't no one gonna forget that. Unfortunately.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Newspaper article]] / A CITY'S SHAME / Mayor Davies assaults reporter, arrested by police, stripped of office / by Mike Savage / Tackleford Mayor Dai Davies was detained by police last night following an alleged attack on Cormorant reporter Shelley Winters. / Speaking outside town hall, Ms Winters claimed Mayor Davies was "out of control, wild, like a beast man on fire with lust." / "He grabbed me in his big horny hands, like farm labourer's hands, rough and callused, and made to throw me out of the window." / "That's not what an elected Mayor should do. He should make sure old people get concessionary travel, and that there are plenty of playgroups for busy young mums on the go. If he really wants to let his freak flag fly, he can commission some public art in the shape of a gentleman's private parts." / Professor Davies, 56, a local businessman, was described by police as "incoherent and belligerent." He was eventually restrained with a tranquiliser dart. / Appointed last year when Mayor Jones stepped down for "health reasons," Mayor Davies is the fourth successive mayor to depart the office in difficult circumstances. / SILO / In 1999 Mayor Arthur Rowley remained in charge for two weeks following his death, inadvertently approving several successful schemes including a new agricultural college and a missile silo. / [[Photo of Shelley]] / DAMP BUT RESOLUTE: Reporter survives attack / [[At the paper]] / Mike: I wonder what happens now. / Shelley: Hopefully he'll be rehabilitated. By being deported to the moon. / Mike: No, I mean, who's mayor now? / Shelley: Ah, there's a clear line of succession in case of emergencies. Let's see. Oh dear. / [[At the mayor's office]] / Mayor Mayor: Hello there miss. I'm James Mayor. I believe the city needs me. / [[Amy looks frightened]]
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Scary Go Round 20070126 [[Newspaper article. "A CITY'S SHAME - Mayor Davies assaults reporter, arrested by police, stripped of office - by Mike Savage - Tackleford Mayor Dai Davies was detained by police last night following an alleged attack on Cormorant reporter Shelley Winters. Speaking outside town hall, Ms. Winters claimed Mayor Davies was "out of control, wild, like a beast man on fire with lust." "He grabbed me in his big bony hands, like farm labourer's hands, rough and callused, and made to throw me out the window." "That's no what an elected Mayor should do. He should make sure old people get concessionary travel, and that there are plenty of playgroups for busy young mums on the go. If he really wants to let his freak flag fly, he can commission some public art in the shape of a gentleman's private parts." Professor Davies, 56, a local businessman, was described by police as "incoherent and belligerent". He was eventually restrained with a tranquiliser dart. Appointed last year when Mayor Jones stepped down for "health reasons", Mayor Davies is the fourth successive mayor to depart the office in difficult circumstances. - SILO - In 1999 Mayor Arthur Rowley remained in charge for two weeks following his death, inadvertently approving several successful schemes including a new agricultural college and a missile silo. - DAPPER BUT RESOLUTE - Reporter survives attack"]] / Mike: I wonder what happens now. / Shelley: Hopefully he'll be rehabilitated. By being deported to the moon. / Mike: No, I mean, who's mayor now? / Shelley: Ah, there's a clear line of succession in case of emergencies. Let's see. Oh dear. / [[Former Mayor James Mayor addresses Amy, who looks pained.]] / Mayor: Hello there Miss. I'm James Mayor. I believe the city needs me.
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Scary Go Round Shelley: Nightmares, nightmares, Amy! If Mayor Davies went mad, so might Erin! He's gone too far to tell us anything about his devil potion. / Amy: We could just try to date scientists from his lab. Loose lips will eventually sink ships. / Shelley: Oh /no!/ / Shelley: Ames, I'm not putting out for spotty labrats! I reserve that right for when Britains shores are threatened with invasion! / Amy: No-one ever died from makeouts, Shel. / Shelley: Imagine what goes on under their fingernails. / Amy: I can't. / Shelley: Exactly. It's /unimaginable./
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Scary Go Round 20070129 Shelley: Nightmares, nightmares, Amy! If Mayor Davies went mad, so might Erin! He's too far gone to tell us anything about his devil potion. / Amy: We could just try to date scientists from his lab. Loose lips will eventually sink ships. / Shelley: Oh no! / Shelley: Ames, I'm not putting out for spotty labrats! I reserve that right for when Britain's shores are threatened with invasion! / Amy: No one ever died from makeouts, Shel. / Shelley: Imagine what goes on under their finger nails. / Amy: I can't. / Shelley: Exactly. It's unimaginable.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Bob Crowley: Nurse, I want to appoint a new head girl. Only the strongest and fittest must apply. / Nurse: But we have a head girl, Headmaster, Flossie Stone! / Bob Crowley: Word has it that Stone has abused her position to gain "seconds" of fruit cup. / Bob Crowley: You know how I frown on gluttony! / Bob Crowley: Assess the girls of the fifth and sixth form on my health and efficiency criteria. / Nurse: Yes sir. / Criteria list: Firm limbes. Proud bust. Strong organs. Comely. Winsome. Wombs in order. Timorous of wind. / Bob Crowley: O dimpled bride of mine, O queen. / Bob Crowley: Oh Bob, I am made bashful by your swarthy virility. / Bob Crowley: Tee hee hee!
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Scary Go Round 20070130 Headmaster Bob Crowley: Nurse, I want to appoint a new head girl. Only the strongest and the fittest must apply. / Nurse: But we have a head girl, Headmaster, Flossie Stone! / Bob: Word has it that Stone has abused her position to gain "seconds" of fruit cup. You know how I frown on gluttony! / [[He is surrounded by food, and has a turkey leg in one hand and a goblet in the other.]] / Bob: Assess the girls of the fifth and sixth form on my health and efficiency criteria. / Nurse: Yes sir. / [[Note reads: Firm limbes - Proud bust - Strong organs - Comely - Winsome - Wombs in order - Timorous of wind]] / [[Bob picks up the bride and groom from a cake and speaks for them.]] / Bob: O dimpled bride of mine, O Queen. / Bob (as bride): Oh Bob, I am made bashful by your swarthy virility. Tee hee hee!
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Sistor! I have rented us an empowering video featuring many of Rene Zellweger's finest tears! / Erin: Sorry... I have a date. / Shelley: But what of the terrible horrors of school and the cruelty of youth? / Erin: I kicked the hell out of them at morning break. / Shelley: But you're not a dater of boys! You're a high flyin' bookworm! Straight A's and smarts! / Erin: Well, I could waster the best years of my life staring at books. But I realised maybe I'm too smart for that. / Shelley: Amy, my sister is talking like an after school special. One that ends with disco biscuits, car crashes and pregnant babies! We are going to where scientists are and we are going to wantonly kiss them!
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Scary Go round 20070131 Shelley: Sistor! I have rented us an empowering video featuring many of REne Zellweger's finest tears! / Erin: Sorry... I have a date. / Shelley: But what of the terrible horrors of school and the cruelty of youth? / Erin: I kicked the hell out of them at morning break. / Shelley: But you're not a dater of boys! You're a high flyin' bookworm! Straight A's and smarts! / Erin: Well, I could waste the best years of my life staring at books. But I realized maybe I'm too smart for that. / [[Shelley unlocks her car remotely while on the phone.]] / <> / Shelley: Amy, my sister is talking like an after school special. One that ends with disco biscuits, car crashes and pregnant babies! We are going to where scientists are and we are going to wantonly kiss them!
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Bob Crowley is meditating in his office wearing nothing but a diaper and a burgundy turban. There is a pentagram on his back. The goblins come in.]] / GOBLIN 1: Bob, may we interrupt your nappy'd meditation? The first wife-hunt results are in! / BOB: I do not meditate this way for pleasure alone--though pleasure there is! I trained under the greatest swami in India. / BOB: There is no one I cannot bend to my mighty will. Kings! Queens! / GOBLIN 2: Rambunctuous oiks and recalcitrant sailors! / GOBLIN 1: Cast your eyes on your brides Bob. The town's dewiest daughters! / BOB: Who is this lily-white flower? / GOBLIN 1: Esther de Groot! / GOBLIN 2: She lists her hobbies as haughty superiority, boxing...and loitering near tombs!
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Scary Go Round 20070201 [[Bob is in a turban and nappy and nothing else, meditating.]] / Gnome 1: Bob, may we interrupt your nappy'd meditation? The first wife-hunt results are in! / [[Bob starts to put on a robe.]] / Bob: I do not meditate this way for pleasure alone -- though pleasure there is! I trained under the greatest swami in India.]] / Bob: There is no one I cannot bend to my mighty will. Kings! Queens! / Gnome 2: Rambunctious oiks and recalcitrant sailors! / Gnome 1: Cast your eyes on your brides Bob. The town's dewiest daughters! / [[Bob looks at Esther's photograph.]] / Bob: Who is this lily-white flower? / Gnome 1: Esther de Groot! / Gnome 2: She lists her hobbies as haughty superiority, boxing... and loitering near tombs!
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Magical seduction waves are emanating from the turban on Bob Crowley's head]] / Bob Crowley: Come hither, my pretty Esther. / Esther: You asked to see me, sir? / [[Magical seduction waves are getting stronger. Esther is smitten.]] / Bob Crowley: You love Bob Crowley, don't you? You would do anything for him? / Esther: Yes... / Bob Crowley: And there is no greater honour than to give your most valuable treasure to Bob Crowley on our wedding night? / Esther: Oh yes! Except I lost it in a caravan in Wales... / Bob Crowley: Nurse! Take this ruined creature away from me! / [[To goblins:]] / Bob Crowley: She was ideal. Ideal. My black heart is... broken. / Bob Crowley: Fetch me "iced cream" and a moving picture about a spirited lady.
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Scary Go Round 20070202 [[Magical seduction waves are emanating from the turban on Bob Crowley's head]] / Bob Crowley: Come hither, my pretty Esther. / Esther: You asked to see me, sir? / [[Magical seduction waves are getting stronger. Esther is smitten.]] / Bob Crowley: You love Bob Crowley, don't you? You would do anything for him? / Esther: Yes... / Bob Crowley: And there is no greater honour than to give your most valuable treasure to Bob Crowley on our wedding night? / Esther: Oh yes! Except I lost it in a caravan in Wales... / Bob Crowley: Nurse! Take this ruined creature away from me! / Bob Crowley: She was ideal. Ideal. My black heart is... broken. Fetch me "iced cream" and a moving picture about a spirited lady.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[In the bedroom, Ryan and Amy watch Shelley pulling a cardboard box out of the closet]] / Ryan: What's this madness? You're going to seduce some scientists? / Shelley: We're going to tart it up like footballers' wives with PhDs. / [[Amy reaches quizzically into the box, labeled "emergency thongs"]] / Ryan: The mellow men of science don't want to see a sister in diamonds and furs! They want a dame in an anorak who's been to the Worlds of Warcraft! / Shelley: I don't know what that is! / [[Shelley stripping down to her t-shirt]] / Ryan: They're the natural audience for all your gnome talk, Shelley. / Shelley: Oh! / [[Shelley in t-shirt and Amy in her underwear]] / Shelley: Are you sure they don't want pouting sexpots? / Ryan: A cactus only needs a little rain.
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Scary Go Round 20070205 [[In the bedroom, Ryan and Amy watch Shelley pulling a cardboard box out of the closet]] / Ryan: What's this madness? You're going to seduce some scientists? / Shelley: We're going to tart it up like footballers' wives with PhDs. / [[Amy reaches quizzically into the box, labeled "emergency thongs"]] / Ryan: The mellow men of science don't want to see a sister in diamonds and furs! They want a dame in an anorak who's been to the Worlds of Warcraft! / Shelley: I don't know what that is! / [[Shelley stripping down to her t-shirt]] / Ryan: They're the natural audience for all your gnome talk, Shelley. / Shelley: Oh! / [[Shelley in t-shirt and Amy in her underwear]] / Shelley: Are you sure they don't want pouting sexpots? / Ryan: A cactus only needs a little rain.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Shelley: Are you feeling demure, Amy? / Amy: In this? How could I feel anything but? / Shelley: Remember, suppress your inner booty grinder! / Shelley: If you start feeling sexy, poke yourself in the eye! / Shelley: Can you see any of Dai Davis' scientists? / [[Amy reads off her hand]] / Amy: Let's see... / Those two over there. Suedehead and 90s centre-parking. / Shelley: Excuse me, are these seats taken? / Oh dear, you two look extremely sad. / Amy: Chin up son! They'll solve... Fermat's theorem... eventually!
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