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Scary Go Round 20071204 [[Shelley and Shelby doing karaoike.]] / Shelley: TAKE ME WHERE THE FUTURE'S LYIN' / Shelby: SAINT ELMO'S FI-YARR / [[Getting kebabs.]] / Shelby: Jesus, you're the funniest person I've ever met. Why are you here on your own? / Shelley: I'm a travel writer! / Shelby: Me too! Maybe I've seen your stuff! Who do you write for? / Shelley: Oh... er... reputable European titles. / Shelley: Char-a-Banc, Flug-Spass... Razzle. / Shelby: I've never heard of any of those. / Shelley: They all sell out before we can send any copies to the USA. / Shelby: Really. / Shelley: It's a logistical nightmare.
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Scary Go Round 20071205 [[Shelley and Shelby are both sloshed, with ukuleles and silly paper crowns.]] / Shelley: ...Those limbo dancin' losers will always fear the names Shelby and Shelley. / Shelby: You're Shelley? I thought you said your name was Sally! / Shelley: Shelley Winters! / <> / Shelby: Oh... Shelley... I was sent here... to destroy you! / Shelley: WHAT? / Shelby: Sorry! I... / [[Behind them, a random scrawny white man points Shelley out to a large ink-covered man.]] / Shelley: I'm going to bed. And don't try anything! I sleep with one eye open, gripping the pillow tight! The pillow contains a gun. And poison. And a policeman.
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Scary Go Round 20071206 [[Shelby is sitting up in bed typing on her laptop. She looks up.]] / <> / [[Cutthroat Jim, Shelley's creditor, bursts in, arms raised. Shelby cowers behind the covers.]] / Jim: WHERE'S M'MONEY... Y'THIEVIN' SEA HAG? / [[Shelley comes up behind him and beans him with a fire extinguisher.]] / <> / Shelley: I thought you were dangerous! Where's your pink pearl handled pistol for emergencies? / Shelby: I don't... have any depth perception. / Shelley: You're still a person, Shelby!
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Scary Go Round 20071207 [[Shelby and Shelley are both outdoors in their nightclothes.]] / Shelby: Shelley, you saved me! / Shelley: I only came to reason you out of, you know, destroying me. / Shelley: Or if that failed, just to agree the best spot for our cataclysmic death battle. / Shelby: That guy would have solved your problem... / Shelley: No lady deserves to die at the hands of a gnarly sea dog. / Shelley: Especially not a lady who still uses the bedclothes bogeyman defence! / Shelby: Sweetheart, don't make me destroy you twice.
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Scary Go Round 20071210 [[Shelby comes to Shelley's table at breakfast.]] / Shelby: I've cancelled your death warrant as a matter of samurai honour. Don't think I'm happy about it. / Shelley: Well, thank goodness for that. / Shelley: Even your breakfast egg approves! / [[She has drawn a smiley face on a hard-boiled egg.]] / Shelley: I think we should pool our efforts, write the article in half the time and go home rejoicing! / [[Shelby starts to peel the egg, which now bears a frowny face. Cereal box: "Kellogg's Pacific Flakes".]] / <> / Shelley: In support of this plan, I've drawn a map, with ann-o-tations. / Shelby: Now, it's very subtle... / Shelby: ...but are you maybe leaning toward one thing in particular? / [[Shelley's annotations: "Lobster up a tree", "London", "bicycle puncture hotspot", "large shed", "unusually shaped pony", "coconut palms", "tedious lagoons", and in the middle, "Christmas Mountain" with several arrows drawn toward it with notes "OMG", "mystery", "wow".]]
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Scary Go Round 20080102 [[Amy to bearded, soused Ryan]] / Amy: Someone get Dennis Wilson out of here. He's had enough. / Amy: What's wrong with you? Santa didn't bring you cowboy boots and a lasso? / Ryan: Naw. / Ryan: No dang lady has taken an interest in my body... in a calendar year. / [[Poster in background: "The Bensons - Original Line-up!"]] / Amy: You have to face the fact that you're not a great prospect right now. You're unemployed. The lower half of your face is overgrown. Your best friend carries rabies.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan sports a full beard, slumped over in a pub]] / Amy: Someone get Dennis Wilson out of here. He's had enough. / Amy: What's wrong with you? Santa didn't bring you cowboy boots and a lasso? / Ryan: Naw. / Ryan: No dang lady has taken an interest in my body... ...in a calendar year. / Amy: You have to face the fact that you're not a great prospect right now. You're unemployed, the lower half of your face is overgrown. Your best friend carries rabies.
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Scary Go Round 20080103 [[Bearded, soused Ryan lays his head down on the bar.]] / Ryan: Don't listen to her, comrade bat. It's us that's right and society that's collapsin' around us. / Amy: Ryan! Ladies want a go-getter! Not a chump in his cups! / [[She hauls him out of the pub.]] / Ryan: Fashions change, Ame. You'll be laughin' on the other side of your face when "Miserable Specimen" rocks the spring catwalks. / Amy: Yes, yes. / Ryan: Anyway Amy, you ain't never been out with a "go getter." / Amy: Au contraire, Gandalf. / Amy: If you count "go get" some king size Rizlas. Or "go get" some Gong and Mellow Candle records.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Ryan: Don't listen to her, Comrade Bat. It's us that's right and society that's collapsin' around us. / Amy: Ryan! Ladies want a go-getter! Not a chump in his cups! / Ryan: Fashions change, Ame. You'll be laughin' on the other side of your face when "miserable specimen" rocks the spring catwalks. / Amy: Yes, yes. / Ryan: Anyway Amy, you ain't never been out with a "go getter". / Amy: Au contraire, Gandalf. / Amy: If you count "go get" some king size RizLas. Or "go get" some Gong and Mellow Candle records.
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Scary Go Round 20080104 [[Scrabble]] / Ryan: Seven letters! Kumquat on a triple. 67 points. / Amy: Those aren't 7 blank tiles, Ryan, they're rennies. You're going to bed. / [[The room they enter has a picture of two unicorns and a rainbow on the wall.]] / <> / Amy: You sleep here in Shelley's room, and tomorrow we'll think of a plan for you and me. / Ryan: Dang! What's that smell? / Amy: It's the complete absence of any kind of funk whatsoever. Isn't it weird? / Ryan: Man, her duvet smells amazin' what's wrong with that gal? / [[Ryan prays by the bed.]] / Ryan: God and Baby Jesus, please help me not drool on Shelley's fine, fancy pillow tonight. Also continue to spare me from the night dangers of nude sleepwalkin'. Amen.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan plays Scrabble with Amy while inebriated.]] / Ryan: Seven letters! Kumquat on a triple. 67 points. / Amy: Those aren't 7 blank tiles, Ryan, they're Rennies. You're going to bed. / Amy: You sleep here in Shelley's room and tomorrow we'll think of a plan for you and me. / Ryan: Dang! What's that smell? / Amy: It's the complete absence of any kind of funk whatsoever. Isn't it weird? / Ryan: Man, her duvet smells amazin' what's wrong with that gal?
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Scary Go Round 20080107 [[In bed in the dark, Ryan opens one eye.]] / Ghostly voice: Ryaaaaan / [[There is a green, floating apparition of Gram Parsons. Ryan cowers briefly under the duvet.]] / Ghost of Gram Parsons: It's me, Ryan, the ghost of Gram Parsons, with a message. / Ghost of Gram Parsons: Shoppin' bags are killin' the planet, man, shoppin' bags! / [[Ryan looks politely unconvinced. His T-shirt reads "Holistic Friends."]] / Ghost of Gram Parsons: Folks gotta change! Someone (you) has to lead the way! / [[Ghost of Gram Parsons sticks his head through the wall.]] / Ghost of Gram Parsons: Oo-wee, I never saw a girl sleeps in just a wooly hat before. / Ryan: Dang it, Gram, that's a lady's private hat.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan lays asleep in bed, wearing a shirt reading "Holistic Friends". He awakes to a vision of a ghostly Gram Parsons]] / Gram Parsons: Ryaaaaan / Gram Parsons: It's me, Ryan, the ghost of Gram Parsons, with a message. / Gram Parsons: Shoppin' bags are killin' the planet, man, shoppin' bags! / Gram Parsons: Folks gotta change! Someone (you) has to lead the way! / [[Parsons sticks his head through the wall into Amy's bedroom]] / Gram Parsons: Oo-wee, I never saw a gal sleeps in just a wooly hat before. / Ryan: Dang it, Gram, that's a lady's private hat.
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Scary Go Round 20080108 <> / [[Through Ryan's opening eyes, we see Amy's chipper face.]] / Amy: Good morning! / [[Amy is kneeling on top of Ryan in bed wielding a pair of scissors. His beard has been mostly removed, with a mustache remaining.]] / Amy: Now this is your own fault, Ryan. If you're been up before 11, it would have never happened. I couldn't rest knowing that beard was in the house. / [[Ryan clutches his face in horror.]] / Amy: Anyway, I left you a 1980s sportsman's moustache. "Urban desperado", very 2008. / [[Ryan examines himself in a mirror with a heart attached.]] / Ryan: Ame, this is a violation of the covenant between man and woman. A fellow has to know his face is safe by night.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison <> / [[Ryan opens his eyes and sees Amy]] / Amy: Good morning! / [[Amy is sitting on Ryan's bed, and has cut off his beard with a scissors, leaving only a moustache]] / Amy: Now this is your own fault, Ryan. If you'd been up before 11, it would have never happened. I couldn't rest knowing that beard was in the house. / Amy: Anyway, I left you a 1980s sportsman's moustache. "Urban Desperado", very 2008. / Ryan: Ame, this is a violation of the covenant between man and woman. A fellow has to know his face is safe by night.
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Scary Go Round 20080109 [[At Argos, clean-shaven Ryan is filling in some form. Amy is grumpy.]] / Amy: This is to spite me, isn't it? I rescue your face for ladies worldwide... and you stick it right back to me in Argos.]] / [[Sign: Queue Here Please]] / Ryan: Ame, I had a dream, I had an awesome dream. Gram Parsons told me to do my bit for Mother Earth. / [[Ryan picks up a shopping trolley. Amy knocks her forehead for emphasis.]] / Amy: A tartan shopping trolley isn't the way! They're strictly for morons and the over 75 crowd! / <> / Ryan: It's got a real nice wheel action. The planet's startin' to feel safer. / Amy: If you want me, I'll be 20 metres behind you.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ryan and Amy queue at a store to buy a reusable shopping trolley]] / Amy: This is to spite me, isn't it? I rescue your face for ladies worldwide... ...and you stick it right back to me in Argos. / Ryan: Ame, I had a dream, I had an awesome dream. Gram Parsons told me to do my bit for mother earth. / Amy: A tartan shopping trolley isn't the way! They're strictly for the morons and the over 75 crowd! / [[Ryan pulls the trolley behind him]] / <http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20080109
 

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