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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[The boardman, Tim and Amy are driving on the golf cart through the course]]
/ Boardman: Mr Jones, your golf cart is a revelation. What's it called?
/ Tim: "The Mother Superior". Remember that name, friend. / Amy: The weather's starting to turn, Tim. Maybe we should get back indoors.
/ Shelley [[off scene]]: Brains. / Tim: Wait a second, is that Shelley? Is she waving at us? Hello Shelley!
/ Amy: Remind me, did she always have the face covered in blood and bits of skull, or is that new?
/ Shelley: BRAINS!!!1%$ * http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030214 |
| February 14, 2003 | [[Tim and Amy are showing Tim's golf cart to a man.]]
/ Man: Mr Jones, your golf cart is a revelation.
/ What's it called?
/ Tim: "The Mother Superior".
/ Remember that name, friend. / Amy: The weather's starting to turn, Tim, maybe we should get back indoors.
/ Voice: Brains / [[Shelley appears, her arms extended in front of her as she approaches Tim and Amy. Her mouth and face is covered in blood.]]
/ Tim: Wait a second, is that SHELLEY?
/ Is she waving at us?
/ Hello Shelley!
/ Amy: Remind me, did she always have the face COVERED IN BLOOD AND BITS OF SKULL, or is that new?
/ Shelley: BRAINS!!!1%$* http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030214 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[On the golf course. Shelley attacks Tim]]
/ Amy: Watch out Tim, she's pissy!
/ Tim: Moses and Jackie O. in a boat, Shelley, calm down!
/ Shelley: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINS / Tim: Now I'm sure this anger is just a... manifestation of the frustration you're feeling during your transition... to the undead.
/ Shelley: GRRAR / Tim: And warm drool is FINE, in the context of a loving relationship, but...
/ Shelley: EAT YOUR BRAINS!!! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030218 |
| February 18, 2003 | [[Shelley is leaping onto Tim, knocking him over. Her mouth is covered in blood. Amy is standing behind them.]]
/ Amy: Watch out Tim, she's PISSY!
/ Tim: Moses and Jackie O. in a boat, Shelley, calm down!
/ Shelley: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINS / [[Shelley is sitting on Tim's chest, poking at his head.]]
/ Tim: Now I'm sure this anger is just a... manifestation of the frustration you're feeling during your transition... to the undead.
/ Shelley: GRAR / Tim: And warm drool is FINE, in the context of a loving relationship, but...
/ Shelley: EAT YOUR BRAINS!!! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030218 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[On the golf course. Shelley is attacking Tim]]
/ Tim: ...living as a zombie is just a case of coming to terms with the fact that you're special.
/ [[Amy hits Shelley on the back of the head witha golf club]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030219 |
| February 19, 2003 | [[Shelley has Tim pinned. Amy is standing behind them with a golf club.]]
/ Tim: ...living as a zombie is just a case of coming to terms with the fact that you're SPECIAL.
/ [[Amy hits Shelley over the head with the golf club.]]
/ Shelley: ARGLE
/ Amy: Quick, get up!
/ We can't reason with her, she's gone completely stupid! / [[Tim is getting up as Shelley crawls away. Amy tries to punch her.]] / [[Shelley is driving away in the golf cart.]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030219 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is driving away in Tim's golf cart]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030220 |
| February 20, 2003 | [[Shelley is driving off in Tim's golf cart, grinning demonically.]]
/ Shelley (internally): Brains!
/ Brains brains brains!
/ Brains brains brains brains, brains!!
/ Shelley (out loud): BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS GRR NYGGH BRAIIIIIINS BRAAAAIIIIINS!!!&()% / [[The golf cart's mast is hit by lightning.]]
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030220 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley is hanging out of the lightning blasted golf cart]] / Amy: I thought that thingwas meantto be able to withstand a lightning strike!
/ Tim: Well, I never actually tested it, Amy. / Amy: You never tested it?
/ Tim: Testing is for weaklings! I have supreme confidence in old man science and, futhermore, myself! / [[Tim and Amy stand by the golf cart, looking at Shelley]]
/ Tim: Oh... Shelley, poor little Shelley.
/ Amy: She looks like she's SLEEPING. Shall I hit her with the golf club again? http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030221 |
| February 21, 2003 | [[Shelley is sitting in the golf cart, leaning forward and not moving. The cart is smoking.]] / [[Amy and Tim are running towards the cart.]]
/ Amy: I thought that thing was meant to be able to withstand a lightning strike!
/ Tim: Well, I never actually tested it, Amy. / Amy: You never tested it?
/ Tim: Testing is for weaklings!
/ I have supreme confidence in old man science and, furthermore, myself! / [[Amy and Tim reach the cart and see Shelley.]]
/ Tim: Oh... Shelley, poor little Shelley.
/ Amy: She looks like she's SLEEPING.
/ Shall I hit her with the golf club again? http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030221 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tim is holding Shelley's body]]
/ Tim: She was our little ray of sunshine. Then she died and came back as a sweet little abomination... < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030225 |
| February 25, 2003 | [[Tim and Amy are huddling over Shelley's body.]]
/ Tim: She was our little ray of sunshine.
/ Then she died and came back as a sweet little abomination...
/ sniff...
/ Amy: She wasn't too... smelly. / Tim: WHY, GOD, WHY?
/ Shelley: Cough hack cough cough / [[Shelley's color is coming back.]]
/ Shelley: Where am I?
/ What's going on?
/ Why are you both wearing ties?
/ Amy: SHELLEY! / Shelley: Would anyone mind if I throw up?
/ I think I ate something that wasn't good.
/ Tim: Go for it.
/ Just so long as we don't have to watch. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030225 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy and Tim are inside the hospital cafeteria]]
/ Amy: How's Shelley?
/ Tim: I'm not a doctor, but I'd say that being hit by lightning reactivated every dead cell in her zombie body. / Amy: What about the man whose [[whispering]] brains Shelley ate?
/ Tim: By some incredible million to one chance, she ate the 90% of the brain that none of us ever uses. / Tim: That dudes just putting it down to experience, Amy. A lesson for all of us.
/ Amy: A lesson in not having a top on your head and being a grotesque freak?
/ Tim: He's wearing a hat and taking each day as it come. Would that we could do the same. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030226 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy and Tim are getting drinks at the hospital's cafe]]
/ Amy: How's Shelley?
/ Tim: I'm not a doctor, but I'd say that being hit by lightning reactivated every dead cell in her zombie body. / [[Amy and Tim are walking towards their table]]
/ Amy: What about the man whose brains Shelley ate? {{last 3 words whispered}}
/ Tim: By some incredible million to one chance, she ate the 90% of the brain that none of us ever uses. / [[Amy and Tim are sitting at the table with polistyrene cups]]
/ Tim: That dude's just putting it down to experience, Amy. A lesson for all of us.
/ Amy: A lesson in not having a top on your head and being a grotesque freak?
/ Tim: He's wearing a hat and taking each day as it comes. Would that we could do the same. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030226 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Amy and Shelley are leaving the hospital]]
/ Amy: I bet you're glad to be leaving the hospital, Shelley.
/ Shelley: Yes. The doctors were very kind though. All my hair dropped out because of the lightning strike, but they never laughed once. / Amy: They must be very restrained. You looked like a big idiot baby, from the moon.
/ Shelley: No I didn't Amy! I really did not! / Shelley: At least I don't time dying my hair to conincide with HAVING A SEIZURE.
/ Amy: "I am a moon baby, get me more magazines and bedpan please". http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030227 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: I bet you're glad to be leaving hospital, Shelley.
/ Shelley: Yes, the doctors were very kind though. All my hair dropped out because of the lightning strike but they never laughed once. / Amy: They must be very restrained. You looked like a big idiot baby, from the moon.
/ Shelley: No I didn't Amy! I really did not! / Shelley: At least I don't time dying my hair to coincide with having a seizure.
/ Amy: "I am moon baby, get me more magazines and bedpan please." http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030227 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tessa and Rachel are at the bar, talking about Shelley]]
/ Tessa: So I've seen that Shelley girl around town. Apparently she wasn't dead.
/ Rachel: No, I guess not. / Rachel: Apparently she just had "one of those bad comas, the sort where they bury you".
/ Tessa: What a shame. / Rachel: She's so annoying, isn't she? With her big kiddie bug eyes and her silly red hair.
/ Tessa: "Look at me all dying in my tight t-shirts oh wait no I am not dead. P.S. I am so cuuute!" / Tessa: She drives me nuts.
/ Rachel: Stupid Shelley. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030228 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: So I've seen that Shelley girl around town. Apparently she wasn't dead.
/ Rachel: No, I guess not. / Rachel: Apparently she just had "one of those bad comas, the sort where they bury you".
/ Tessa: What a shame. / Rachel: She's so annoying isn't she? With her big kiddie bug eyes and her silly red hair.
/ Tessa: "Look at me all dying in my tight t-shirts oh wait no I am not dead P.S. I am so cuuute!" / Tessa: She drives me nuts.
/ Rachel: Stupid Shelley. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030228 |
| March 2, 2003 | [[A picture of a robot with a heart, and a red background.]]
/ ROBOT TOWN HALL
/ begins March 4 http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030302 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Robot Town Hall begins March 4 http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030302 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan and Amy are outside in an alley]]
/ Amy: Ryan, you sure do like smoking, don't you?
/ Ryan: Damn, Amy, I stop all the time. I stop for a good forty minutes between each one. That shows WILLING. / Ryan: I tried to get addicted to something even cooler than smokes, you know, so I wouldn't want to smoke anymore.
/ Amy: Really? / Ryan: Yeah. But I tell you, the fifth time you pop a wheelie in a double decker bus, it doesn't even feel likeyou're doing it. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030304 |
| March 4, 2003 | [[Ryan is sitting in an alley, smoking a cigarette. Amy is standing next to him.]]
/ Amy: Ryan, you sure do like smoking, don't you?
/ Ryan: Damn, Amy, I stop all the time.
/ I stop for a good forty minutes between each one.
/ That shows WILLING. / Ryan: I tried to get addicted to something even cooler than smokes.
/ You know, so I wouldn't want to smoke.
/ Amy: Really? / Ryan: Yeah.
/ But I tell you, the fifth time you pop a wheelie in a double decker bus, it doesn't even feel like you're doing it. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030304 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Outside on the street]]
/ Amy: Shall we go get a sandwich? Where shall we go get a sandwich?
/ Ryan: Somewhere new. / Amy: Somewhere new?
/ Ryan: After I've had a few sandwiches from a place, they all start to taste the same. And I notice things. / Amy: Eh?
/ Ryan: Yeah, I look at the woman who makes the sandwiches and I start makin' up a little life for her. And maybe it's not a nice life. / Amy: Wow.
/ Ryan: Thinking, maybe. you know, her old man pumps sewage and they are really in love and hold hands a lot. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030305 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: Shall we go get a sandwich? Where shall we go get a sandwich?
/ Ryan: Somewhere new. / Amy: Somewhere new?
/ Ryan: After I've had a few sandwiches from a place, they all start to taste the same. And I notice things. / Amy: Eh?
/ Ryan: Yeah, I look at the woman who makes the sandwiches and I start makin' up a little life for her. And maybe it's not a nice life. / Amy: Wow.
/ Ryan: Thinking, maybe, you know, her old man pumps sewage and they are really in love and hold hands a lot. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030305 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan and Amy are standing outside of Hugo's Canton-style Eatin]]
/ Amy: Now this place looks good. It's ethnic, which mean we immediately rule out the lackadaisical British approach to lunch food.
/ Ryan: "10% discount on production of gang colors"... / [[They go into Hugo's]]
/ Hugo: Welcome to Hugo's. We are fronting on five kinds of bread today. How may I assist you?
/ Ryan: Amy, what do you want? / Amy: Do you have crab salad with real crab?
/ Huhgo: This is the custom car of all ladies. My knees we weak like wet paper. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030306 |
| March 6, 2003 | [[Ryan and Amy are standing in front of Hugo's restaurant.]]
/ Amy: Now this place looks good.
/ It's ethnic, which means we immediately rule out the lackadaisical British approach to lunch food.
/ Ryan: "10% discount on production of gang colors"... / [[Ryan and Amy go inside and meet Hugo, who is standing at the counter.]]
/ Hugo: Welcome to Hugo's.
/ We are fronting on five kinds of bread today.
/ How may I assist you?
/ Ryan: Amy, what do you want? / Amy: Do you have crab salad?
/ With real crab?
/ Hugo: This is the custom car of all ladies.
/ My knees be weak like wet paper. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030306 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Inside Hugo's]]
/ Amy: Does your meal deal really comprise a sandwich and malt liqour?
/ Hugo: This is the only truth. / Hugo: A man works hard. Hard like a dog or other working animal. This is a meal deal for a man or a EXCEPTIONAL lady. / Ryan: HUgo, I salute you, man.
/ Hugo: Give me three weeks, this place will be representing. It is my personal mission to make subway leave England cryin'. Maybe even cryin' blood. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030307 |
| February 7, 2003 | [[Hugo is preparing lunch with a smiling crab. Amy and Ryan are standing next to him.]]
/ Amy: Does your meal deal really comprise a sandwich and malt liquor?
/ Hugo: This is the only truth. / Hugo: A man works hard.
/ Hard like a dog or other working animal.
/ This is a meal deal for a man or a EXCEPTIONAL LADY. / Ryan: Hugo, I salute you, man.
/ Hugo: Give me three weeks, this place be representing.
/ It is my personal mission to make subway leave England cryin'.
/ Maybe even cryin' blood. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030307 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Back out on the street]]
/ Amy: Oh look, it's Shelley. She looks kind od giddy.
/ Ryan: Have you been sucking the tablecloths at the bar again, Shelley?
/ Shelley: I got the job in the town hall press office! I am so awesome now! / Amy: Well done ninja.
/ Shelley: I decided not to takeyour interview advice, Ryan. I hope you aren't upset. / Ryan: I just thought waving a gun around in the interview might focous some minds, is all.
/ Ryan: You don't gots to shoot it. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030311 |
| March 11, 2003 | [[Ryan and Amy are walking down the street when they run into Shelley.]]
/ Amy: Oh look, it's Shelley.
/ She looks kind of giddy.
/ Ryan: Have you been sucking the tablecloths at the bar again, Shelley?
/ Shelley: I got the job in the town hall press office!
/ I am so awesome now! / Amy: Well done ninja.
/ Shelley: I decided not to take your interview advice, Ryan, I hope you aren't upset. / Ryan: I just thought waving a gun around in the interview might focus some minds, is all.
/ You don't gots to shoot it. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030311 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan and Amy are walking outside, Shelley has left]]
/ Amy: I'm glad Shelley got the job. I hope it goes okay.
/ Ryan: She's a pretty nice person, I'm sure she'd do well anywhere. / Ryan: You'd be like "Hey where's my pen, I hate mondays", then Shelleywould come in and it'd be "Ah damn, who cares about pens, let's just get some pens from the pen place". / Ryan: Then the boss would come in and say "I need 200 boxes of pens" and Shelley would be all "I ordered them yesterday" and you know then-
/ Amy: Ryan! / Amy: Have you ever worked in an office?
/ Ryan: I had a go on Miscrosoft Office. It weren't as good as Gran Turismo. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030312 |
| March 12, 2003 | [[Ryan and Amy are walking together down the street.]]
/ Amy: I'm glad Shelley got the job.
/ I hope it goes okay.
/ Ryan: She's a pretty nice person, I'm sure she'd do well anywhere. / Ryan: You'd be like "hey where's my pen, I hate Mondays", then Shelley would come in and it'd be "ah damn who cares about pens, let's just get some pens from the pen place". / Ryan: Then the boss would come in and say "I need 200 boxes of pens" and Shelley would be all "I ordered them yesterday" and you know then-
/ Amy: RYAN! / Amy: Have you EVER worked in an office?
/ Ryan: I had a go on Microsoft Office.
/ It weren't as good as Gran Turismo. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030312 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the record shop]]
/ Amy: Ryan, I could sit and listen to the three cogs turning in your head all afternoon, but I promised Tim I'd go and help him. / Ryan: He drops things on purpose, you know. To make you bend over and pick them up. He's right dirty! Watch his hands!
/ Amy: Shut up! / [[music in the background]]: Get off... twenty two positions in a one night stand
/ Ryan: Get off, only call you after if you say I can...
/ Amy: Tim is not dirty. He is a gentleman. La la la!
/ Ryan: He mathematically devised how sexy a ladies bottom can be! He uses the equation daily! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030313 |
| March 13, 2003 | [[Ryan is at work at the CD store, and Amy is visiting him.]]
/ Amy: Ryan, I could sit and listen to the three cogs turning in your head all afternoon, bt I promised Tim I'd go and help him. / Ryan: He drops things on purpose, you know.
/ To make you bend over and pick them up.
/ He's right dirty!
/ Watch his hands!
/ Amy: Shut UP! / < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030313 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At Tim's house]]
/ Amy: Hello? Tim?
/ Tim: I'm in the cellar, Amy! / Amy: What have you been making?
/ Tim: It's a drinks vending maching that uses robot technology to add a touch of finesse. / < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030314 |
| March 14, 2003 | [[Amy is at Tim's house, looking for him.]]
/ Amy: Hello?
/ Tim?
/ Tim: I'm in the cellar, Amy! / [[Amy goes into the cellar and finds Tim.]]
/ Amy: What have you been making?
/ Tim: It's a drinks vending machine that uses robot technology to add a touch of finesse. / Amy: I made this coffee myself.
/ It's really nice.
/ < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030314 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[InTim's house, down in the cellar]]
/ Amy: Look at all these. "The Cake Hammer". "The Acne Sander". "Sex Dust". You've invented a lot of things. / Tim: Sometimes I think I'm better at making up the names of inventions than I am at coming up with good ideas. So if I can't make a success of the robot vending machine, I shall retire. / Amy: That would be a tragedy. I would cry.
/ Tim: No tears, small friend. / Tim: I'd just move on to the "hot-air ballooning vigilante" stage of my career earlier than planned. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030318 |
| March 18, 2003 | [[Amy is going through Tim's book of inventions, with Tim standing nearby.]]
/ Amy: Look at all these.
/ "The Cake Hammer".
/ "The Acne Sander".
/ "Sex Dust".
/ You've invented a lot of things.
/ Tim: Sometimes I think I'm better at making up the names of inventions than I am at coming up with good ideas.
/ So if I can't make a success of the robot vending machine, I shall retire. / Amy: That would be a tragedy.
/ I would cry.
/ Tim: No tears, small friend. / Tim: I'd just move on to the "hot-air ballooning vigilante" stage of my career earlier than planned. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030318 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[In Tim's basement lab]]
/ Tim: I could give this thing to the town hall for a month. It would be good publicity.
/ Amy: Yes! But what if it spazzes out and shoots hot tea into someone's face? / Tim: Robots are 100% reliable, Amy. They're better than people.
/ Amy: Couldn't, say, an electromagnetic field get into its brain and send it LOOPY? / Tim: Electromagnetism is a benign force. I am 85% sure it would make the robot's brain EXTRA nice.
/ Amy [[holding a book entitled "Electromagnetism: One Bad Mother"]]: You shame science with your lies. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030319 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim: I could give this thing to the town hall for a month. It would be good publicity.
/ Amy: Yes! But what if it spazzes out and shoots hot tea into someone's face? / Tim: Robots are 100% reliable, Amy. They're better than people.
/ Amy: Couldn't, say, an electromagnetic field get into its brain and send it loopy? / Tim: Electromagnetism is a benign force. I am 85% sure it would make the robot's brain extra nice.
/ Amy: You shame science with your lies. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030319 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Upstairs in Tim's house, at the computer]]
/ Tim: What shall I write in my letter to town hall?
/ Amy: Keep it simple. / Tim [[writing]]: Dear Mr Mayor, When John Lennon said that The Beatles were bigger than God, he overstatedthe issue. I am sure we all agree on that. / Tim [[writing]]: But when I say that the Jonesco Robovend is at least on nodding terms at the local shop with a certain Jesus H. Christ, I'm simply stating a fact.
/ Amy: You're managing the HELL out of their expectations there, Timmy. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030320 |
| March 20, 2003 | [[Tim is typing a letter on his computer, with Amy standing behind him and helping.]]
/ Tim: What shall I write in my letter to town hall?
/ Amy: Keep it simple. / Tim (reading the letter): Dear Mr Mayor, when John Lennon said that the Beatles were bigger than God, he overstated the issue.
/ I am sure we all agree on that. / Tim (still reading the letter): But when I say that the Jonesco Robo-Vend is at least on nodding terms at the local shop with a certain JESUS H. CHRIST, I'm simply stating a fact.
/ Amy: You're managing the HELL out of their expectations there, Timmy. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030320 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the Mayor's office, Shelley and the Mayor have recieved a box]]
/ Mayor: Now... Shelley isn't it? What do we have here?
/ Shelley: I'm not sure Mr Mayor! It came through the press office as a promotional item! / Mayor: Then let's get it open, come on now! Whatever it is I'm sure it's swell.
/ Shelley: Maybe it's a monkey! / Mayor: Well Shelley, I don't think it would be a monkey. You wouldn't put an ape in a box like that. He wouldn't like that.
/ Shelley [[opening the box]]: Mr Mayor, it's a robot! They're our metal friends from Japan! I read it in a book!!!
/ Mayor: Gosh darn it. Gosh darn. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030321 |
| March 21, 2003 | [[Shelley and the Mayor are standing in front of large crate.]]
/ Mayor: Now... Shelley isn't it?
/ What do we have here?
/ Shelley: I'm not sure, Mr Mayor!
/ It came through to the press office as a promotional item. / Mayor: Then let's get it open, come on now!
/ Whatever it is I'm sure it's swell.
/ Shelley: Maybe it's a monkey! / Mayor: Well Shelley, I don't think it would be a monkey.
/ You wouldn't put an ape in a box like that.
/ He wouldn't like that.
/ [[Shelley opens the box, revealing a large robot.]]
/ Shelley: Mr Mayor, it's a robot!
/ They're our metal friends from Japan!
/ I READ IT IN A BOOK!!!
/ Mayor: Gosh darn it.
/ Gosh DARN. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030321 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[At the Mayor's office]]
/ Shelley: Mr Mayor, would you like a drink from the robovend? It comes out gluckgluckgluck, you will love it!
/ Mayor: I think I'll just stick to my regular cup of joe. Sweet and black as midnight, the same way I've drunk it for 20 years. / Shelley: I've got a milkshake with an umbrella in it! It cannot be diluted by rain! Not any more!
/ Mayor: Get off home, Shelley. / Mayor [[looking at the diagrams next to him]]: God love weasels, but do they really need an aqueduct? http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030325 |
| March 25, 2003 | [[Shelley and the Mayor are standing next to the Robovend, talking. The Mayor is standing in front of a large poster that says "Tackleord weasel reserve".]]
/ Shelley: Mr Mayor, would you like a drink from the Robovend?
/ It comes out gluckgluckgluck, you will love it!
/ Mayor: I think I'll just stick to my regular cup of Joe.
/ Sweet and black as midnight, the same way I've drunk it for 20 years. / Shelley: I've got a milkshake with an umbrella in it!
/ It cannot be diluted by rain!
/ Not any more!
/ Mayor: Get off home, Shelley. / Mayor: God love weasels, but do they really need an aqueduct? http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030325 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Ryan and Hugo are sitting in the pub as Fallon walks by.]] / Ryan:...So from what I can work out, the moon is an optical illusion caused by the sun reflecting off a bald guy's head. But I can't prove it too good / Hugo: Ryan that be fascinating but who is that lady, she moves like a panther or other big cat / Ryan: That's Fallon Young. You gots to know your limits, and she is off limits. / Hugo: It is true, she is a lady with class. / Ryan: What if, just as she was leaving the pub, I jumped over 5 parked cars on my scooter and /didn't die/? / Hugo: A lady who does not like that is a lady who does not like livin'. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030326 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Ryan: ...So from what I can work out, the moon is an optical illusion caused by the sun reflecting off a bald guy's head. But I can't prove it too good.
/ Hugo: Ryan that be fascinating but who is that lady, she moves like a panther or other big cat. / Ryan: That's Fallon Young. You gots to know your limits, and she is off limits.
/ Hugo: It is true, she is a lady with class. / Ryan: What if, just as she was leaving the pub, I jumped over 5 parked cars on my scooter and didn't die?
/ Hugo: A lady who does not like that is a lady who does not like livin'. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030326 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tim walks up to Fallon's booth in the pub.]] / Fallon: Thanks for coming, Tim. / Tim: What can I do for you, Fallon? / Fallon: The government agency I work for is always looking for people of distinction to help us out. / Tim: Woah, now hold on a second. I'm not doing any work for the /Man/. The Man has his agenda and I have mine. They don't intersect. If the Man holds a party, I don't go, and I sure as hell don't help him put up the balloons. / Fallon: Tim, did you know that the Man is friends with the /Tax/man? You remember the Taxman, Tim! Or /do you/? / Tim: Hurray for the Man. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030327 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: Thanks for coming, Tim.
/ Tim: What can I do for you, Fallon? / Fallon: The government agency I work for is always looking for people of distinction to help us out.
/ Tim: Woah, now hold on a second. / Tim: I'm not doing any work for The Man. The Man has his agenda and I have mine. They don't intersect. If The Man holds a party, I don't go, and I sure as Hell don't help him put up the balloons. / Fallon: Tim, did you know that The Man is friends with The Taxman? You remember The Taxman, Tim! Or do you?
/ Tim: Hurray for The Man. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030327 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon and Tim are sitting in a booth in the pub.]] / Fallon: In November last year, an agent was sent to Romania to bring back the suspected war criminal, Dr Daniel Petrescu. / Tim: Does he do /bad science/? / Fallon: Dr Petrescu specialises in making a real mess of people, Tim. / Tim: He smears jam on them? / Fallon: It's more of a scalpels-and-death kind of mess. Tim, we need someone who understands science but doesn't understand fear. / Tim: And is handsome and good smelling? / Fallon: Um, sure, sure. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030328 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: In November last year, an agent was sent to Romania to bring back the suspected war criminal, Dr Daniel Petrescu.
/ Tim: Does he do bad science?
/ Fallon: Dr Petrescu specialises in making a real mess of people, Tim. / Tim: He smears jam on them?
/ Fallon: It's more a scalpels-and-death kind of mess. / Fallon: Tim, we need someone who understands science but doesn't understand fear.
/ Tim: And is handsome and good smelling?
/ Fallon: Um, sure, sure. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030328 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley and Amy are standing in the airport.]] / Shelley: Jesus, stop blarting, Amy. You didn't cry when they were tattooing the Cayman Islands around your secret places. / Amy: S'not the Cayman Islands.../Bumface/. / Shelley: Come on, why are you so upset? / Amy: Sniff...I don't want to say. Airports are just sad and all. / Shelley: Airports are sad because Tim, who you secretly have mad crushes on, flies out of them probablyu to die or make kisses with sexy Fallon? / Amy: Urgle http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030401 |
| April 1, 2003 | [[Shelley and Amy are at the airport, watching Tim and Fallon's plane take off.]]
/ Shelley: Jesus, stop blarting, Amy.
/ You didn't cry when they were tattooing the Cayman Islands around your secret places.
/ Amy: S'not the Cayman Islands... BUMFACE. / Shelley: Come on, why are you so upset?
/ Amy: Sniff... I don't want to say.
/ Airports are just sad and all. / Shelley: Airports are sad because Tim, who you secretly have mad crushes on, flies out of them probably to die or make kisses with sexy Fallon?
/ Amy: Urgle http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030401 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon and Tim are boarding their airplane.]] / Fallon: Now Tim, I know we're friends, but while we're in Romania, you answer to me. Like, if we're in a dinghy, I'm rowing, okay? / Tim: [[Under his breath.]]Tupping libertery...[[Out loud.]]Fallon, I need you to let me have my head on this mission. I'm a free thinker, and I can't be reigned in. / Fallon: That's great... / Tim: I live for danger, sweetcheeks. I go into the ten or less items queue at the supermarket when I know I've got more than ten items. / Fallon: Wow. I mean, /wow/. / Tim: I psych that sister the hell out! She doesn't know what the hell to do! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030402 |
| April 2, 2003 | [[Tim and Fallon are boarding an airplane.]]
/ Fallon: Now Tim, I know we're friends, but while we're in Romania, you answer to me.
/ Like, if we're in a dinghy, I'm rowing, okay?
/ Tim: Tupping liberty... / Tim: Fallon, I need you to let me have my head on this mission.
/ I'm a free thinker, and I can't be reigned in.
/ Fallon: That's great... / Tim: I live for danger, sweetcheeks.
/ I go into the ten or less items queue at the supermarket when I know I've got more than ten items.
/ Fallon: Wow.
/ I mean WOW.
/ Tim: I psych that sister the Hell out!
/ She doesn't know what the Hell to do! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030402 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Fallon and Tim have arrived at the forgien airport.]] / Fallon: Now, while we're in the airport, be wary of instant assassination. Some organisations like to do for you the moment you set foot on their soil. / Tim: Uh um uh... / Fallon: Just keep an eye out of rhte classics. Man in fez and dark glasses. Short man idly fingering bowler hat, etc. / Random Passing Gentleman Being Attacked By Ninjas: AIIIIEEEEEEEEE! / Fallon: Tsk. Schoolboy error. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030403 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Fallon: Now, while we're in the airport, be wary of instant assassination. Some organisations like to do for you the moment you set foot on their soil. / Tim: Uh um uh...
/ Fallon: Just keep an eye out for the classics. Man in fez and dark glasses. Short man idly fingering bowler hat, etc / < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030403 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tim and Fallon are walking down the hall to their hotel room.]] / Tim: What's the form for man-lady bullet catching. / Fallon: I beg your pardon? / Tim: Well, traditionally, as you are a lady, if someone shoots at you I would jump in front of you and take that slug. But since you're an agent and I'm a civilian... / Fallon: Have you ever tried to jump in front of a bullet? They move pretty fast, you know, /like a bullet does/. / Tim: Should I shave my head? I could shear off a few milliseconds if I cut down on drag. / [[There is a bulky man hiding behind their door.]] http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030404 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tim: What's the form for man-lady bullet catching?
/ Fallon: I beg your pardon? / Tim: Well, traditionally, as you are a lady, if someone shoots at you I would jump in front of you and take that slug. But since you're an agent and I'm a civilian... / Fallon: Have you ever tried to jump in front of a bullet? They move pretty fast, you know, like a bullet does.
/ Tim: Should I shave my head? I could shear off a few milliseconds if I cut down on drag. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030404 |
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