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Scary Go Round 20080915 The Boy: Our last year of school. After this they finish chewing and we're finally spit out. / Milford: Christ on a bike, you're like a Radio 4 play. / Milford: Look at Carrot. He's mad for school still. He loves it! / <> / [[Carrot racing with arms in the air.]] / Carrot: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! School! / The Boy: I just don't feel ready to make life changing decisions yet. / Milford: Look at it this way. 100 years ago you'd have had braces and a moustache and be up't chimney already. / The Boy: I don't want to be up't chimney. / Milford: Don't fret. They'd let you out after a few years. So you can get your arms blown off in World War One.
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Scary Go Round 20080916 [[Esther is driving Sarah in a black Volkswagen Beetle.]] / Sarah: Can't believe your Dad got you a car, Esther. / Esther: I should've got more car! / Sarah: In American teen dramas they get a brand new SUV by default. / Esther: "I have a surprise for you" says proud Yankee Pa, dangling the fancy key to an oil burning pig. Tall as a tree. / Esther: "I have a surprise for you," says my dad. "You know that car Hitler liked so much? I made you one out of rust."
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Esther is driving with Sarah in a black VW Type I Beetle]] / Sarah: Can't believe your dad got you a car, Esther. / Esther: I should've got more car! / Sarah: In American teen dramas they get a brand new SUV by default. / Esther: Tall as a tree. "I have a surprise for you" says proud Yankee pa, dangling the fancy keys to an oil burning pig. / Esther: "I have a surprise for you," says my dad. "You know that car Hitler liked so much?" "I made you one out of rust."
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Butcher, Baker and Candlestick Maker are in a tub in the ocean]] / Butcher: Well, my fellow knaves, / As we float among the waves, / I find that I must say: / Three vigilantes / Singing a sea shanty? / Who planned this getaway? / Candlestick Maker: We may have lost the fight, / But we were in the right! / And the criminals were caught! / But we work outside the law, / So we quickly saw / A need to escape before charges were brought! / Baker: Oh, what fun! / Three men on the run! / In the first thing they found that could float! / The butcher, the baker, / The candlestick maker, / All wishing they had a boat. / {{Comic by Ryan Estrada}}
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Headmaster: Furthermore, what our triumphant olympians teach us... / Headmaster: ...is that iron self discipline is the best way to gain a lucrative deal endorsing breakfast cereals wof wof / The Boy: Old Flopsy's a compelling speaker. I'm inspired for the new year. Inspired to die. / Esther: It is a comb over, isn't it? / Sarah: So hot. / Headmaster: Also leading by example this year will be our Head Boy and Head Girl, who this year will be Sam Bifterdale and Esther De Groot. / Esther: Oh what? Why me? / Teacher: Well, that's five votes each for Kylie Fletcher and Dark Esther. So the deciding vote goes to you... ...Mr Wyrmwood-D'eath. / Mr Wyrmwood-D'eath: Need you...ask?
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Scary Go Round 20080918 Headmaster: Furthermore, what our triumphant Olympians teach us... is that iron self discipline is the best way to gain a lucrative deal endorsing breakfast cereals wof wof / The Boy: Old Flopsy's a compelling speaker. I'm inspired for the new year. Inspired to die. / Esther: It is a comb over, isn't it? / Sarah: So hot. / Headmaster: Also leading by example this year will be our head boy and head girl - who this year will be Sam Bifterdale and Esther de Groot. / Esther: Oh what? Why me? / [[Teachers conferring. At the sidelines is a thin blue wraith of a teacher holding a "Vertigo" coffee pot.]] / Teacher: Well, that's five votes each for Kylie Fletcher and Dark Esther. So the deciding vote goes to you... Mr Wyrmwood-D'eath / Mr Wyrmwood-D'eath: Need you... ask?
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Scary Go Round 20080919 Sarah: Ess, why are you so angry? You got a nice new tie. ...And the right to "smoke a pipe of good tobacco in the staff room every second Thursday". / Esther: Tall poppy syndrome! I keep myself to myself! For four years people made fun of me for being pale and interesting. Now it'll start all over again. / Sarah: What? / Sarah: Look at those new kids. You're like Darth Vader to them. / Esther: Oh look at them. They look like foetal chicks. / Sarah: They're terrified of you! / [[Carrot and possibly Milford plough through the aforementioned new kids chasing a football.]] / Sarah: You've come a long way, baby.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Sarah: Ess, why are you so angry? You got a nice new tie...and the right to "smoke a pipe of good tobacco in the staff room every second Thursday". / Esther: Tall poppy syndrome! I keep myself to myself! For four years people made fun of me for being pale and interesting. Now it'll start all over again. / Sarah: What? / [[New, younger students stand in a flock looking bewildered]] / Sarah: Look at those new kids. You're like Darth Vader to them. / Esther: Oh look at them. They look like foetal chicks. / Sarah: They're terrified of you! / [[Carrot and Milford run through the new students playing ball and knock them over like bowling pins]] / Sarah: You've come a long way, baby.
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Scary Go Round 20080922 [[Five familiar faces around a table.]] / Shelley: Well, I'd like to propose a toast. To Holly, Rich, and Tim. Back in town -- for good! / <> / Amy: Yeah hurray. / Tim: That's right, we're back and we're sticking around. / Amy: Shelley and I will get more drinks. / Shelley: And crisps! And nuts! / [[Looking sneakily at each other, Holly, Rich, and Tim simultaneously depress buttons around their temples. Smoke pours from long slits in their heads.]] / <> / [[Their faces are revoltingly slack and their skulls have come open, revealing them to be android suits piloted by earwigs.]] / Earwig Rich: Victory will be ours at least / Earwig Holly: And crisps / Earwig Tim: And nuts
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Text: On the 10th anniversary of Bobbins and Scary Go Round on the internet, a very special reunion... / [[Shelley, Amy, Holly, Rich and Tim are at a bar having drinks]] / Shelley: Well, I'd like to propose a toast. To Holly, Rich, and Tim. Back in town - for good! / Amy: Yeah hurray. / Tim: That's right, we're back and we're sticking around. / Amy: Shelley and I will get more drinks. / Shelley: And crisps! And nuts! / [[Holly, Tim and Rich open valves on their heads]] / [[Their skull caps come off, revealing cockroaches operating androids]] / Rich: Victory will be ours at last / Holly: And crisps / Tim: And nuts / Text: Thank you for reading every day! / Please don't stop (I can change)
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Esther: We'll talk to the hidden people of school that don't have a voice. Find out what they're all about. / Sarah: We can call it "Yawning with Esther De Groot"! / Esther: No small talk, Sarah, I'll be going for the hottest juice. / Esther: And I might stop someone going off the deep end and putting mercury in the hotpot at lunch. / Sarah: Why would anyone tell you their secrets so you can print them, Ess? / Esther: I won't tell them that I'm printing them. / Esther: I'll tell them... caring comes natural to me. Call me... the Queen of Hearts. / Sarah: Give me your drink. This calls for a spit take.
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Scary Go Round 20080923 Esther: We'll talk to the hidden people of school that don't have a voice. Find out what they're all about. / Sarah: We can call it "Yawning with Esther de Groot!" / Esther: No small talk, Sarah. I'll be going for hottest juice. / Esther: And I might stop someone going off the deep end and putting mercury in the hotpot at lunch. / Sarah: Why would anyone tell you their secrets so you can print them, Ess? / Esther: I won't tell them that I'm printing them. / Esther: I'll tell them... caring comes natural to me. Call me... the Queen of Hearts. / Sarah: Give me your drink. This calls for a spit take.
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Scary Go Round 20080924 [[At a cafe, Sarah and Esther have stuck several photos and sticky notes on the wall.]] / Sarah: Are you sure Carrot's a misfit? He's more of an enigma. No one knows what he's about. / Esther: Yeah! He's never had a girlfriend, never had a fight. / [[Possibilities: "Laury Popes," "Pie Man," "Jaz," "Carrot".]] / Sarah: If it wasn't for his giant triangular hair, he'd have gone through six years of school completely unnoticed. / Sara: Do you think he's been chosen for greatness? / Esther: Yes, I think he's been chosen for greatness! / Sara: What kind of greatness? / Esther: I think he has a very good chance of being Britain's first cyborg. / Waitress: If you two don't stop sticking things to the wall, you're going to have to leave.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Esther and Sarah are pasting photos of "misfits" to the wall]] / Sarah: Are you sure Carrot's a misfit? He's more of an enigma. No one knows what he's about. / Esther: Yeah! He's never had a girlfriend, never had a fight. / [[The "misfits" on the wall are: "Pie Man"; Carrot; Laury Popes; "Jaz"]] / Sarah: If it wasn't for his giant triangular hair, he'd have gone through six years of school lcompletely unnoticed. / Sarah: Do you think he's been chosen for greatness? / Esther: Yes, I think he's been chosen for greatness! / Sarah: kind of greatness? / Esther: I think he has a very good chance of being Britain's first cyborg. / [[Esther slaps a drawing of a cyborg Carrot on the wall, making a big noise]] / Mom: If you two don't stop sticking things to the wall, you're going to have to leave.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Esther is interviewing Carrot at lunch]] / Esther: ...I see. I think that's perfectly normal for a boy your age. As long as the curtains are draw, you're hurting nobody. / The Boy: Are you doing interviews for your zine? / Esther: Interviews? What, yes, no... well, I mean yes but / Carrot: That were private Esther! I thought you were just interested! / Esther: It'll be anonymous! / Carrot: Give me t'book! / Esther: No Carrot! / [[Carrot leaps at the notebook, but Esther pulls it away from him. Carrot barrels into another student, spilling food everywhere]] / The Boy: Oh Crimminy
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Scary Go Round 20080925 Esther: ...I see. I think that's perfectly normal for a boy your age. As long as the curtains are drawn, you're hurting nobody. / The Boy: Are you doing interviews for your zine? / Esther: Interviews? What, yes, no... well, I mean yes but / Carrot: That were private Esther! I thought you were just int'rested! / Esther: It'll all be anonymous! / Carrot: Give me t'book! / Esther: No Carrot! / <> / [[Carrot lunges across the table; Esther snatches her book from his path and he collides with a big fellow at another table, splashing him with a drink.]]
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Scary Go Round 20080926 Tough: What the funk do you think you're doin'? / Carrot: sorry / Esther: Hey, leave him alone, it was an accident! / Esther: Funk off, Gothy, don't concern you. / <> / Teacher: What's going on here? I detect skylarking. / Tough: Nothin', sir, just practicin' a play. / Tough: You, me, Friday, after school. You're gonna die. / Esther: That was so humiliating. Thanks for defending my honour, by the way. / The Boy: What did you want me to do? Throw myself in the way of the insults? This is the face of love! You wouldn't like it with portcullis teeth.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Gary: What the funk do you think you're doing? / Carrot: Sorry / Esther: Hey, leave him alone, it was an accident! / Gary: Funk off, gothy, don't concern you. / Supervisor: What's going on here? I detect skylarking. / Gary: Nothin' sir, just practicin' a play. / Gary: [[to Carrot]] You, me, Friday after school. You're gonna die. / Esther: That was so humiliating. Thanks for defending my honour, by the way! / The Boy: What did you want me to do? Throw myself in the way of the insults? This is the face you love! You wouldn't like it with portcullis teeth.
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Scary Go Round 20080929 Sarah: Wow, Carrot's going to fight Gary Parsons? They're doing to have to invent new kinds of shit for him to have kicked out of him. / Esther: I can't help feeling it's somehow... my fault. / Sarah: In the sense that you were completely responsible? / Esther: No. I didn't make Gary a psychopath who preys on the weak and unlucky. / Esther: That's it! We'll make our zine about the fight! The little guy against the huge bully! It's globalisation in micro-cosm! With punching. / <> / [[Visualization: Starbucks vomiting coffee over a local coffee shop.]] / Esther: We'll interview the major players, build up to the blood-bath. / Sarah: It's an issue! An issue with issues! / Esther: The cover will be a root vegetable being crushed by a jackboot. / Sarah: Visceral.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Sarah: Wow, Carrot's going to fight Gary Parsons? They're going to have to invent new kinds of shit for him to have kicked out of him. / Esther: I can't help feeling it's somehow... my fault. / Sarah: In the sense that you were completely responsible? / Esther: No. I didn't make Gary a psychopath who preys on the weak and unlucky. / Esther: That's it! We'll make our zine about the fight!! The little guy against the huge bully! It's globalisation in micro-cosm! With punching. / Esther: We'll interview the major players, build up to the blood-bath. / Sarah: It's an issue! An issue with issues! / Esther: The cover will be a root vegetable being crushed by a jackboot. / Sarah: Visceral.
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Scary Go Round 20080930 The Boy: Esther's going to dump me. / Carrot: I'm gonna get killed by Gary. / Milford: So much cappuccino foam goes to waste! / [[Shelley looks forlornly out of a picture window at Hugo's.]] / [["Hugo's Canton-Style Eatin'" - "The Most Fresh" - "Russian Meat Disc Special - Ask About It!"]] / The Boy: So what's your plan? / Carrot: Eat as much as possible, absorb the punches wi' fat. / [[Carrot brings a pastry to his mouth.]] / Shelley: Look at those poor boys in turmoil. The funny haired one has to fight some kind of maniac. / Fallon: I know six ways to blind a man before he can blink. Should I have a word? / Shelley: No Fallon! We discussed this! Your brutal days are over! / Shelley: Yes to coffee and cake! No to crushed windpipes and eyes hanging out on a stalk! / [[Fallon looks sad.]]
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Boy, Carrot and Milford are leaving Hugo's with snacks. Inside, Shelley watches them pitifully. The store's signs read "The Most Fresh" and "Russian Meat Disc Special - Ask About It!"]] / The Boy: Esther's going to dump me. / Carrot: I'm gonna get killed by Gary. / Milford: So much capuccino foam goes to waste! / The Boy: So what's your plan? / Carrot: Eat as much as possible, absorb the punches wi' fat. / [[Shelley and Fallon are working inside Hugo's]] / Shelley: Look at those poor boys in turmoil. The funny haired one has to fight some kind fo maniac. / Fallon: I know six ways to blind a man before he can blink. Should I have a word? / Shelley: No Fallon! We discussed this! Your brutal days are over! / Shelley: Yes to coffee and cake! No to crushed windpipes and eyes hanging out on a stalk!
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Scary Go Round 20081001 Hugo: Is Hugo paying Tackleford's most four-eyed vol-au-vents to bag gas all day? Let me consult your contracts. / [[He gives them their pay cheques.]] / Hugo: Fear not, I look upon your works and see that they are good. / [[They open them up.]] / Hugo: Do not look sadly at your generous pay cheques / Shelley: We had well paid jobs. It's hard. / Hugo: But like Icarus, you fly too close to the sun. I find you in rags, crying for crumbs. / Hugo: Security guard at a bra factory. / [[Fallon with a torch. Boxes in the background: "Das Mimsy - 400 Units - "Bra" - B-H"]] / Hugo: Busking with a triangle / Shelley: Jesus was a crossmaker / <>
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Hugo: Is Hugo paying Tackleford's most four-eyed vol-au-vents to bag gas all day? Let me consult your contracts. / [[Hugo hands Fallon and Shelley pay cheques]] / Hugo: Fear not, I look upon your works and see that they are good. / Hugo: Do not look sadly at your generous pay cheques! / Shelley: We had well paid jobs. It's hard. / Hugo: But like Icarus, you fly too close to the sun. I find you in rags, crying for crumbs. / Hugo: Security guard at a bra factory. / [[Fallon wears a lacy bra over a security uniform]] / Hugo: Busking with a triangle / [[Shelley is playing the triangle and singing]] / Shelley: Jesus was a cross-maker
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Milford: Clarkey Michael! You remember Clarkey! / Carrot: Naw / The Boy: Neither do I / Milford: He moved to... Canada! Clarkey was always gettin' shook down for his dinner money. On account of bein' weak and lookin' like Gollum. / Milford: He were a natural target for grief. / Carrot: But Clarkey didn't cover anyone in gravy, did he? / Milford: Clarkey was an innocent. Unlike you, Carrot, guilty as sin. / Milford: Anyway, he had a choice, get beat down all his life or stand up and fight. And he fought! / The Boy: And he's here to tell you how he won! / Wait, no he isn't. But he sent this email! / Which he typed with a pencil stuck to what's left of his head!
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Scary Go Round 20081002 Milford: Clarkey Michael! You remember Clarkey! / Carrot: Naw / The Boy: Neither do I / Milford (voiceover): He moved to... Canada! Clarkey was always gettin' shook down for his dinner money. On account of bein' weak and lookin' like Gollum, / Milford (voiceover): He were a natural target for grief. / Carrot: But Clarkey didn't cover anyone in gravy, did he? / Milford: Clarkey was an innocent. Unlike you, Carrot, guilty as sin. / [[Clarkey with a lollipop shoved down his trousers.]] / Milford (voiceover): Anyway, he had a choice, get beat down all his life or stand up and fight. And he fought! / The Boy: And he's here to tell you how he won! Wait, no he isn't. But he sent this email! Which typed with a pencil stuck to what's left of his head!
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison Milford: Clarkey and David Benson fought on a Friday. (The traditional afternoon for a sound beating) / Milford: I remember the wee man went down like a sack of spuds within seconds / Milford: But he found something within himself / Milford: His tiny fist shot up into the big lad's solar plexus... and the ridges of his tiny, frail hand fit perfectly! / Milford: The oaf fell like a redwood. / Milford: What I'm sayin' is you ought to be able to get in the foetal position and bust out a lucky shin kick. / Carrot: Thanks Milford, thanks! Thanks! / Milford: Watch 'im go. / The Boy: It's like the blind leading the blind... into a razor blade factory.
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Scary Go Round 20081003 Milford (voiceover): Clarkey and David Benson fought on a Friday. (The traditional afternoon for a sound beating) / Milford (voiceover): I remember the wee man went down like a sack of spuds within seconds / Milford (voiceover): But he found something within himself / Milford (voiceover): His tiny fist shot up into the big lad's solar plexus... / <> / Milford (voiceover): ...and the ridges of his tiny, frail hand fit perfectly! / Milford (voiceover): The oaf fell like a redwood. / Milford: What I'm sayin' is you ought to be able to get in the foetal position and bust out a lucky shin kick. / Carrot: Thanks Milford, thanks! Thanks! / Milford: Watch 'im go. / The Boy: It's like the blind leading the blind... into a razor blade factory.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Shelley looks sadly at a citation]] / Amy: What's wrong Shel? / Shelley: I got another Bad Hair fine by the Tackleford Fashoin Police! It's not fair, Amy? I have cowlicks! / Amy: Crumbs! / Amy: They've gone too far! / Shelley: Oh the hu-manatee! / [[Three ladies with bags over their heads nod in agreement]] / Shelley: Something must be done! / Bag-head 1: Excues me, miss. / Shelley: Yes, bag-head lady? / Bag-head 1: Haven't you ever wondered why there are no ugly girls in Tackleford? / Shelley: Sexy natural selection? / Bag-head 2: They lock us up! / Amy: Dang! / Bag-head 2: Force us to wear bags on our heads! / Bag-head 1: But things are going to change! Starting NOW! / [[The bag-heads remove their bags to reveal ugly ladies]] / Bag-head 1: Liberate the mono-brow! And chin hairs! / Bag-head 2: And the gummy smile! / [[The third bag-head removes her bag and she is very beautiful]] / Bag-head 3: What! I weigh 12 stone. / Amy: But why the bag? / [[Bag-head three ponders]] / Matron: GIRLS! / Matron: That will be 50 lashes! In the van / Bag-head 1: Hisssss / [[The girls run to the van]] / [[The van reads "Our Lady Moustache Home For The Unlovely and Putrescent"]] / Shelley: You can't do this! The pretty will fight back! / Matron: Fix your hair / [[Shelley touches her hair pitifully]] / {{Guest comic by Rene Engstrom >> http://anderslovesmaria.reneengstrom.com }}
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Scary Go Round 20081006 {{Guest strip by Rene Engstrom}} / Amy: What's wrong Shel? / [[Shelley is reading a letter with dismay.]] / Shelley: I got another Bad Hair fine by the Tackleford Fashion Police! It's not fair, Amy! I have cowlicks! / Amy: CRUMBS! / Shelley: They've gone too far! / Amy: Oh the hu-manatee! / [[Three women in all-red outfits with paper bags over their heads, eating in the grass.]] / <> / Shelley: Something must be done! / Bag-head 1: Excuse me, miss. / Shelley: Yes, bag-head lady? / Bag-head 2: Haven't you ever wondered why there are no ugly girls in Tackleford? / Shelley: Sexy natural selection? / Bag-head 3: They lock us up! / Amy: DANG! / Bag-head 3: Force us to wear bags on our heads! / Bag-head 1: But things are going to change! Starting NOW! / [[She takes off the bag.]] / Bag-head 1: Liberate the mono-brow! And chest hairs! / Bag-head 2: And the gummy smile! / [[Bag-head 3 is pretty and blonde.]] / Bag-head 3: WHAT! I weigh 12 stone / Shelley: But why the bag? / Wardeness: GIRLS! / <> / Wardeness: That will be 50 lashes! In the van / [[Van: "Our Lady Moustache Home for the Unlovely and Putrescent"]] / <> / Shelley: You can't do this! The pretty will fight back! / Wardeness: Fix your hair / [[Shelley clutches at her hair.]]
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Scary Go Round 20081007 {{Guest strip by Kate Beaton}} / Shelley: Morning Amy! Would you like some tea / Amy: I have coffee already / Shelley: But someone special wants you to have tea / Amy: What / [[Teapot with "Camilla" and Camilla's face emblazoned.]] / Amy: Shelley where did you get that hideous thing / Shelley: I assure you they are all the rage! / Shelley: See now she is friends with Teapot Margaret Thatcher / <> / Ryan: What's all this / Amy: Shelley has been hiding secret ugly teapots / Ryan: What with pictures of the woman outside on them? / Amy: WHO / Camilla Parker Bowles: This isn't Balmoral! Elizabeth's directions are rubbish / To be continued!
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Scary Go Round 20081008 {{Guest strip by Kate Beaton}} / [[Camilla Parker Bowles at Amy's front door.]] / <> / [[Shelley emerges and squeals silently.]] / Camilla: Yes may I use your phone / Camilla: I'll just be half a sec / Ryan: Why ain't she got her own phone / Shelley: shhh / <> / Queen Elizabeth: PHILLIP IT'S HER / Elizabeth: Camilla! Bad directions! Oh I am so sorry dear / <> / Prince Phillip: I love you / Camilla: THIS IS THE THIRD TIME THEY'VE DONE THIS! / <> / Shelley: STAY FOR TEA / [[She sits. Shelley gleefully pushes the Camilla teapot over to her.]] / <>
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Scary Go Round 20081009 {{Guest strip by Sam Logan}} / [[The Boy gives Elodie a giftwrapped box.]] / The Boy: Elodie, before I go, I want you to have this. / Elodie: Oh, Useless... that's so... / [[She holds an oddly shaped piece of cloth in her hands.]] / Elodie: ...um... what is it, exactly? / The Boy: Why, your hat, of course! Just like mine! / [[It's a Smurf hat.]] / [[Their skins are turning blue.]] / The Boy: See? Now we can be together forever! / Smurf: TOGETHER FOREVER! / Smurf: TOGETHER FOREVER! / [[Elodie wakes up. Mimi is playing with Smurfs and a toy windmill on her bed.]] / Mimi: VITE, SCHTROUMPFETTE! A LE MOULIN DE SCHTROUMPF ORIGINALE! / [[Elodie leaves Mimi hanging by her shift from a hook, the windmill covering her head.]]
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