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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Inspectors Theo and Randall are at the office]]
/ Inspector Theo: Found three kids at the crime scene last night. Not sure what they were up to.
/ Inspector Randall: Who were they? / Inspector Theo: Claimed to be friends of the deceased. I got photos.
/ Inspector Randall: Do you think there was something going on between them? / [[Theo pours coffee into a mug with his name on it]]
/ Inspector Theo: I used my discretion, Randall. Decided not to get my ruler out and measure the relative distance between each of them. / Inspector Theo: Yeah, I just used my nose to detect the pheromones. Could be he and the scrappy little brunette hooked up a copule'a times. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030710 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | William: According to this book, dimensions may co-exist with our own. Amy may have been pulled into one through that black hole in the wall. By a goblin.
/ Tessa: I have always filed talk of dimensions under the "scuttlebutt" or "hooey".
/ Rachel: You've got to open your mind to this stuff, Tessa! / Tessa: I don't like theories that imply something could be watching me at any time! Recording my private, undignified moments. / Rachel: Tessa only manages to put her jeans on without falling over two times out of ten.
/ Tessa: Rachel collects sad clown dolls! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030711 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | According to this book dimensions may co-exist with our own. Amy may have been pulled into one through that black hole in the wall. By a goblin. / I have always filed talk of dimensions under "Scuttlebutt" or "Hooey."
/ You've got to open your mind to this stuff, Tessa! / I don't like theories that imply something could be watching me at any time.
/ Recoding my undignified moments. / Tessa only manages to put her jeans on without falling over two times out of ten.
/ RACHEL COLLECTS SAD CLOWN DOLLS! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030711 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[William is at Stack 4, holding a book and looking over his shoulder. A man with a goatee and a white-streak in his hair is making a throat-slashing gesture.]] / [[William is holding the book up and talking to Tessa. The book has a stylized "4D" on the cover]]
/ William: This is "Visiting Dimensions" by Hans Klinker. There is one copy in the British library system. You can't imagine what it cost me to get this. / [[Flashback: William is stacking packets on a small table in front of a man wearing glasses, a powder-blue shirt, and a fez. The sinister goateed man from the first panel is smiling happily and holding a powder-blue bunny with its arms outstretched. They are in what appears to be a library decorated with a tapestry with a crest of a sun overlaid with an open book. The slogan on the tapestry is obscured, but ends in "-HHH"]]
/ William: One packet custard creams, one packet fig rolls, one packet pink wafer biscuits, as discussed.
/ FezMan: Remember Mr. Crow, one knocked corner, one teacup ring ...
/ FezMan: ... Winston here will wear Mr Miffy as a hat every day until he disintegrates. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030715 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: The theories in this book are making me feel sea sick. I must destroy it!
/ William: Klinker says that parallel dimensions may exist less than a millimeter away from ours!
/ Tessa: Right, right, because the universe kind of folds over on itself like a big crepe! / Rachel: Now I understand. You're talking crepe.
/ Tessa: We can't see them because their light has to travel billions of light years... / William: But if there was a hole, you could sneak through...
/ Rachel: If my friends are less boring in other dimensions, I 100% support this theory. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030716 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Rachel grabs William's arm. They are in Rachel's house.]] Rachel: The theories in this book are making me feel sea sick! I must destroy it!
/ William: Klinker says that parallel dimensions may exist less than a millimeter away from ours!
/ Tessa: Right, right, because the universe kind of folds over on itself like a big crepe! / Rachel: Now I understand. You're talking crepe.
/ Tessa: We can't see them because their light has to travel billions of light years. / William: But if there was a hole, you could sneak through...
/ Rachel: If my friends are less boring in other dimensions, then I 100% support this theory! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030716 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: What makes Klinker's book so rare? His dimensional theory sounds like some old soak making things up just to sound clever. Like all physics. / Tessa: It might be because Klinker's book comes with 4D glasses on a die cut foldout in the back.
/ Rachel: I dig physics backed with freebies. / Rachel: So 4D glasses are red and yellow instead of red and green?
/ Tessa: Apparently Klinker discovered this following a collision with a hot dog cart. Ketchup in one eye, mustard in the other. "A panaoramic vista of sausage, as far as the eye could see." http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030717 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[William is talking to Shelley when angrily interrupted by Rachel. William looks abashed, Shelley sad.]]
/ Rachel: Will, stop talking to Silly Shelley and help us break into Professor Len's house again.
/ Shelley: I think maybe that's a pretty illegal thing to do... / [[Rachel exists scene, leaving Shelley looking forlorn.]]
/ Rachel: Shut up and play with your dollies, Shelley. / [[Tessa, William, and Rachel walk outside. Tessa has a slight glare on her face, William looks sad, and Rachel looks devilishly happy.]]
/ Tessa: Damn, that was a zinger, Rachel. You're my most unpleasant friend.
/ William: It was like she punched a butterfly in the jaw.
/ Rachel: HA! / [[Back in Shelley's apartment, the Inspector who caught Tessa, William, and Rachel in Amy's apartment comforts a sobbing Shelley.]]
/ Inspector: Hey, hey little lady, what's the matter?
/ Shelley: Officer...sniff...is it wrong to report a crime? http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030718 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: With the 4D spectacles, it's not a black square, it's more of a chute! Kind of a cat flap to HELL. / Rachel: Let me see!!
/ William: You might be disorientated, so I'm going to tie string to your belt loops, so you can feel your way back easily. / William: Are you scared, Tessa?
/ Tessa: Um...
/ Rachel: She's shaking because you're a manly beast! Proximity to the Will machine shakes a lady! Ooh! The fourth dimension is WOMBLIKE! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030722 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Young Detective: I was shaving this morning and I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye. Three inch hair growing out of my back. And it was not alone. What happens now? Does it just develop into a forest?
/ Bald Detective: Sure. Buy a long comb. / Bald Detective: Come on, let's grab these kids up for questioning. Why do kids these days got to be so damn morbid? / Young Detective: It's growing up with Scooby Doo and "Murder She Wrote". Violent death seems natural to them.
/ Bald Detective: Yeah. Like repeatedly piercing your face. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030723 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Younger Detective: Didn't Prince Albert have, you know, a piercing in his middle stump?
/ Bald Detective: That was probably for broadcasting patriotic radio transmissions in times of war. / Bald Detective: We're placing you under arrest in connection with the murder of Amy Chilton. You do not have to say anything. But y'know, feel free.
/ Will: AH! / Bald Detective: And if I was to, say, call the parents or friends of the two girls you came here with, they'd be able to tell me where they are, right?
/ Will: They went on... a trek! A... secret trek! To Borneo!
/ Younger Detective: Fact: Murderers are 75% worse at lies than ordinary people. That's why they kill. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030724 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: Rachel, was it your idea or mine to go through a hole in space-time in order to make sure we get piad for painting someone's house?
/ Rachel: It was mine. / Tessa: Next time you have an idea, I am going to set about you with this bundle of twigs.
/ Rachel: At which point you will lose your "first dibs" organ donor privileges. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030725 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | {{New chapter caption: 8. Cha cha cha. Where the dumb things are. Begins July 29.}}
/ [[Tessa dancing.]] http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030728 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Chapter title page]]
/ [[8: Where the Dumb Things Are]]
/ [[Begins July 29]]
/ [[Cha Cha Cha]]
/ [[Tessa dances very slightly]] http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030728 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: What's the matter?
/ Rachel: Tessa, the ovewhelming hopelessness of this situation has overtaken me! / Rachel: In order to free professor Len from jail and secure the 850 pounds he owes us, we've entered an alien dimension to find his daughter. / Rachel: Staring into the crystal clear waters, I calculated that I value my ass at 1 millions pounds. I should have sucked up short term loss in order to secure long term gain. / Tessa: That's you, Rachel... the million pound ass.
/ Rachel: Good! Now I hate 100% of things in thise universe! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030729 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: Rachel, are you absolutely sure you should be fishing? We don't know what's poisonous here. Plus, fish could be a sentient, foward-thinking society in this dimension!
/ Rachel: I bet sentient, foward-thinking societies taste delicious. / Rachel: And there's nothing you can't cook the poison out of.
/ Tessa: Well, you keep up the genocide. I'm going to build a lean-to shed. / [[Rachel catches a fish in a bowler hat who's holding a small umbrella]]
/ Rachel: What's that, little fish? "My bowler hat will boil down into a lovely marinade?" http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030730 |
| [[Rachel walks up to Tessa, who appears to be in the middle of building something.]] / Rachel: Would you be angry if I had incited a swarm of flying eyes to chase me? / Tessa: Why? / [[Rachel looks chagrinned, Tessa looks concerned, and a huge swarm of bat-winged eyeballs is visible in the background.]] / [[Rachel runs towards a cliff; Tessa has reached the edge and is swan-diving off. The eyeballs are in hot pursuit.]] / Rachel: Sorry, Tessa... / Rachel: But have you never wanted to poke and eyeball? / Rachel: Just to see how it felt? | |
| [[Rachel and Tessa wade through neck-deep water. Fish in top hats swim around their waists.]] / Tessa: Rachel, it seems to me that you are incapable of making sensible decisions when removed from polite society. / [[Rachel and Tessa are in their underwear, wringing their clothes out.]] / Rachel: I need boundaries. And legal ramifications. / Tessa: We have to find Amy. Preferably without dying. / [[The two sit on a grassy fill facing the reader. Behind them are two massive signs with illegible text and huge caricature of Amy.]] / Tessa: If I think hard enough, I'll eventually come up with a workable plan. It's just statistics is what it is. / Rachel: What would peacenik president Jimmy Carter do? He'd use peanuts to find the answer! | |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Rachel and Tessa wade through water, surrounded by goldfish in top-hats]]
/ Tessa: Rachel, it seems to me that you are incapable of making sensible decisions when removed from polite society. / [[Standing beside the water, they wring out their clothes]]
/ Rachel: I need boundaries. And legal ramifications.
/ Tessa: We have to find Amy. Preferably without dying. / [[They sit on the ground. A large sign behind them bears the image of a blond girl wearing a purple headband and a black bodysuit]]
/ Tessa: If I think hard enough, I'll eventually come up with a working plan. It's just statistics is what it is.
/ Rachel: What would peacenik President Jimmy Carter do? He'd use peanuts to find the answer! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030801 |
| [[Tessa and Rachel peer out from behind some sort of structure, at a line of bizarre creatures.]] / Rachel: What are those guys standing around for? What are they waiting for? Tell me, Tessa! / Tessa: It looks like a bus stop. A deformed, diabolical bus stop. / [[Behind the structure again, they examine a poster with a caricature of Amy.]] / Tessa: Could these brightly coloured shapes be a picture of Amy, the dismal debutante we... desire to... discover? / Rachel: Oh, very good. / [[They get in line with the creatures. Rachel looks down at her handful of grubs, one of which wears a monacle.]] / Rachel: I was excited about our primitive existence in the woods. I was ready to forage. / Tessa: We have grubs back home, Rachel. / Rachel: These grubs got class. | |
| [[Rachel and Tessa stand in line with some creatures at what they presume to be a bus stop.]] / Tessa: I think we need money to catch whatever vehicle these gentlemen are wairing for. / Rachel: I have no local currency. / [[Tessa fishes around in her purse.]] / Tessa: We will make money the old fashioned way, by adding a little music to people's day! / [[Rachel plays a melodica while Tessa sings. The creatures crowd around, looks ranging largely between "confused" and "upset".]] / Tessa: LAHF IS A HAAARWAY AH WANNA RI-YIDE IT ALL NI-YITE LAWNG / Rachel: My name is Rachel Dukakis-Monteforte. I have never played the melodica before. My friend Tessa sings like a horse with a headcold. / Rachel: Today is the day music dies. | |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: I think we need money to catch whatever vehicle these gentlemen are waiting for.
/ Rachel: I have no local currency. / Tessa: We will make money the old fashioned way, by adding a little music to people's day! / [[Tessa sings while Rachel plays the melodica, a keyboard harmonica]]
/ Tessa: LAHF IS A HAAARWAY AH WANNA RI-YIDE IT ALL NI-YITE LAWNG
/ Rachel (v/o): My name is Rachel Dukakis Monteforte. I have never played the melodica before.
/ Rachel (v/o): My friend Tessa sings like a horse with a headcold.
/ Rachel (v/o): Today is the day music dies. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030806 |
| [[An enormous whale with windows in its midsection and a glass cockpit dome on top has stopped in front of the stand where Rachel and Tessa are waiting.]] / Tessa: Stop pushing, Rachel! / Rachel: I want to get a good seat! / [[The pair sit inside on what looks like a rib bone.]] / Tessa: Do you think the whale is alive, or is it hollowed out with some sort of motor? / Rachel: How is it possibly going to help you to know that? / [[Still sitting, Rachel has pulled out a pointy stick.]] / Tessa:Jonah lived inside of a whale. But that was the whale's idea, I think. / Rachel: Okay, I'll start jabbing, and you listen out for a bleak moan. | |
| Scary Go Round by John Allison | [[Tessa and Rachel, stuck in an alternate dimension while searching for Amy, are about to board a whale bus]]
/ Tessa: Stop pushing Rachel!
/ Rachel: I want to get a good seat! / [[Tessa and Rachel sitting in the bus]]
/ Tessa: Do you think the whale is alive, or is it hollowed out with some sort of motor?
/ Rachel: How is it possibly going to help you to know that? / Tessa: Jonah lived inside of a whale, but that was the whale's idea, I think.
/ Rachel [wielding something spiky]: Okay, I'll start jabbing, you listen out for a bleak moan. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030807 |
| [[Rachel and Tessa wander through a city populated by strange creatures.]] / Rachel: I think we're handling this pretty well. Our unflappability is virtually Angela Lansbury level. / Tessa: I think it's because the aliens have a soothing color and pleasing geometric shape. / Tessa: Also because they don't have loud voices or an obtrusive smell. / [[Rachel looks off to her right and sees Krakkagar.]] / Rachel: And th- th- th- k- k- k- k- KRAKKAGAR!! / Tessa: Your childhood nemesis! And look, he has a whole brood to terrorise your for generations to come. / [[Rachel breathes into a paper bag, and Tessa puts her arm around Rachel, while rolling her eyes.]] / Tessa: Breathe, breathe, breath... Future generations might reject their father's terrorising ways! / Tessa: Or eat your face. | |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Tessa and Rachel search another dimension's city for the missing Amy]]
/ Rachel: I think we're handing [sic] this pretty well. Our unflappability is virtually Angela Lansbury level.
/ Tessa: I think it's because the aliens have a soothing colour and pleasing geometric shape.
/ Tessa: Also because they don't have loud voices or an obtrusive smell. / [[They see a Krakkagar]]
/ Rachel: And th- th- th- k- k- k k- krakkagar!!
/ Tessa: Your childhood nemesis! And look, he has a whole brood to terrorise you for generations to come. / [[Rachel's breathing into a paper bag]]
/ Tessa: Breathe, breathe, breathe... future generations might /reject/ their father's terrorising ways!
/ Tessa, quieter: Or eat your face. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030808 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Rachel and Tessa are extremely dirty-looking. Rachel is eating some green stuff out of a yellow bowl]]
/ Rachel: Mmm!
/ Tessa: Are you sure this is food, Rachel? Because I'm fairly certain the shop we stole it from was a DIY store. / Rachel: I don't care anymore. We've been in this stupid city for four days and still no sign of Amy.
/ Tessa (smelling her shirt): And we smell. We really smell. / Rachel: My hair hurts when I push at it. We are homeless. Why can't fate do right by us, just once?
/ Tessa: You angered the gods, friend, many times. And I let it happen. Sometimes I even laughed.
/ [[Amy is seated off to the side, composing poetry]] http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030812 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: Mmm!
/ Tessa: Are you sure this is food, Rachel? Because I'm fairly certain the shop we stole it from was a DIY store. / Rachel: I don't care any more. We've been in this stupid city for four days and still no sign of Amy.
/ Tessa: And we smell. We really smell. / Rachel: My hair hurts when I push at it. We are a homeless. Why can't fate do right by us, just this once?
/ Tessa: You angered the gods, friend, many times. And I let it happen. Sometimes I even laughed. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030812 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: Hello Will.
/ Will: You? But how did you get in here? This must be a pretty restricted area... / Shelley: Don't you see my giant, hypnotic boo-boo eyes?
/ Will: They're... very nice.
/ Shelley: I know! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030813 |
| [[Shelly Winters walks down the hallway of a jail, convicts in their cells watching her pass.]]
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| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Shelley: What are they saying you did, Will?
/ Will: That I killed Amy, and Rachel and Tessa. By eating them. / Shelley: Couldn't they just pump your stomach to find out the truth?
/ Will: Well, you'd think so, wouldn't you? / Will: Unfortunately extreme nervousness following my arrest caused my stomach to churn and digest things very quickly. / Shelley: But, um, surely you would have left the bones...
/ Will: Fed to a passing dog, boiled down to soup... skellingtons are so versatile. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030814 |
| [[Shelly and Will are talking through the bars of his cell.]] / Shelly: What are they saying you did. Will? / Will: That I killed Amy, and Rachel and Tessa. By eating them. / Shelly: Couldn't they just pump your stomach to find out the truth? / Will: Well, you'd think so, wouldn't you? / Will: Unfortunately extreme nervousness following my arrest caused my stomach to churn and digest things very quickly. / Shelly: But, um, surely you would have left the bones.. / Will: Fed to a passing dog, boiled down to a soup... Skellingtons are so versatile. | |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Tessa: Amy!
/ Amy: Get away from me, you filthy urchins! / Tessa: Amy, it's us, Tessa and Rachel! We're here to...
/ Amy: I know exactly what you're here to do! You want to take me home! / Amy: I warn you, if you try and bring me back, I will scrap, serious-ass scratching style.
/ Tessa: Calm down you overprivileged dipstick. / Tessa: We've been here for five days. All we've eaten is waterproof sealant. We're not totally sure what constitues a toilet on this planet. We are willing to compromise. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030815 |
| [[Rachel and Tessa, filthy and disheveled, approach Amy, who recoils in distaste.]] / Tessa: AMY! / Amy: Get away from me, you filthy urchins! / Tessa: Amy, it's us, Tessa and Rachel! We're here to... / Amy: I know exactly what you're here to do! You want to take me home! / [[Amy puts her fingers into claws.]] / Amy: I warn you, if you try and bring me back, I will scrap, serious-ass scratching style. / Tessa: Calm down, you overpriviledged dipstick. / [[Tessa throws up her hands; Amy crosses her arms and turns away.]] / Tessa: We've been here for five days and all we've eaten is waterproof sealant. We're not totally sure what constitutes a toilet on this plant. We are willing to compromise. | |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Will: Ngh!
/ Shelley: William, stop trying to climb out of the tiny window, that is an insane thing to do. Also you could fall into the toilet bowl, and it does not look very clean. / Shelley: If you know where Tessa, Rachel, and Amy are, just say!
/ Will: Okay, Shelley. I sent them to another dimension. / Shelley: If "another dimension" is a fun way of saying "the afterlife", I don't think I can get you off the charges.
/ Will: Ngh! http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030819 |
| [[Will has braced his feet against the wall and is trying to pull the bars off his cell window.]] / Will: NGH! / Shelley: William, stop trying to climb out of the tiny window, that is an insane thing to do. / Shelley: Also, you could fall into the toilet bowl, and it does not look very clean. / [[Will is back on the ground.]] / Shelley: If you know where Tessa, Rachel and Amy are, just say! / Will: Okay, Shelley. I sent them to another dimension. / [[Will has resumed pulling on the bars.]] / Shelley: If "Another Dimension" is a fun way of saying "the Afterlife", I don't think I can get you off the charges. / Will: NGH! | |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Will: Why do you want to represent me Shelley? I don't think you can win.
/ Shelley: I am confronting my demons! / Shelley: I went to law school, but only ever took one case. It turned out I have a pathological fear of judges. / Shelley: While I was cross examining my first witness I imagined the judge to be like a bat, spreading his big black wings and maybe with a little fat furry body! / Shelley: I graduated first in my class. But a powerful legal brain is no use if it's crying in the ladies' toilets. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030820 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley stands in front of Will's cell. He looks down at the floor forlornly.]]
/ Will: Why do you want to represent me, Shelley? I don't think you can win.
/ Shelley: I am confronting my demons! / [[Shelley frowns, and plays with her hair distractedly.]]
/ Shelley: I went to law school, but I only ever took one case. It turned out I have a pathological fear of judges. / [[Flashback: Shelley, dressed and coiffed as a lawyer, flees a bat monster in a judge's powdered wig.]]
/ Shelley: While I was cross-examining my first witness, I imagined the judge to be like a bat, spreading his big black wings and maybe with a little fat furry body! / [[Shelley stares off into the distance solemnly, in front of a sign reading, "ON THE INSIDE THE SUN STILL SHINES (property of H.M. prisons)"]] / Shelley: I graduated first in my class. But a powerful legal brain is no use if it's crying in the ladies' toilets. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030820 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Len Pickering: What are you doing, Shelley, consorting with the criminal who ate my daughter and two best students?
/ Shelley: Professor Len, I think Will is innocent, just like I thought you were innocent! No man can eat three whole girls. / Shelley: And these leaflets... "Wanted: Angry mob for illegal righteous righting of wretched wrongs"... Len!
/ Len: Justice. / Shelley: How would you feel if you were dragged out of a prison cell and set on fire?
/ Len: Hot. And disappointed. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030821 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | [[Shelley emerges from the prison's visitor entrance to find Len Pickering handing out fliers.]]
/ Len: What are you doing, Shelly, consorting with the criminal who ate my daughter and two best students?
/ Shelley: Professor Len, I think Will is innocent, just like I thought you were innocent! No man can eat three whole girls. / [[Shelley takes a flier and reads from it.]]
/ Shelley: And these leaflets... "Wanted: Angry Mob for illegal righteous righting of wretched wrongs" ...Len!
/ Len: Justice! / [[Shelley grabs Len by the shirt.]]
/ Shelley: How would you feel if you were dragged out of a prison cell and set on fire?
/ Len: Hot. And disappointed. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030821 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: It's going to be so nice to have someone to talk to who I can actually understand. I'll fix you up with some clothes and a bath and... do you like pie? / Tessa: Come on Rachel, grab her and let's get her back home so we can collect our money.
/ Rachel: Tessa, don't be such a big wet. / Rachel: Amy's some sort of celebrity here. A celebrity needs an entourage to leech off her, it's the rules.
/ Tessa: No it isn't. Hit her with this. / Rachel: I wonder precisely how many planets have to align in order for Amy to become a celebrity.
/ Tessa: Probably all of them. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030822 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: It's going to be so nice to have someone to talk to who I can actually understand. I'll fix you up with some clothes and a bath and... do you like pie? / Tessa: Come on Rachel, grab her and let's get her back home so we can collect our money.
/ Rachel: Tessa, don't be such a big wet. / Rachel: Amy's some sort of celebrity here. A celebrity needs an entourage to leech off her, it's the rules.
/ Tessa: No it isn't. Hit her with this. [[holding a melodica]] / Rachel: I wonder precisely how many planets have to align in order for Amy to become a celebrity.
/ Tessa: Probably all of them. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030822 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: What do you want to do? Do you want to do insane haircuts and get Mrs. Mushroom-Shaped to tailor you up some new clothes?
/ Rachel: I like to do things that are fun...
/ Tessa: Oppressing Mrs. Mushroom-Shaped seems kind of wrong. / Tessa: What are we doing, Rachel? We need to get Amy and...
/ Rachel: And "blah blah blah boring boring blah?" Did I predict correctly what you are going to say? / Amy: Your friend is down with the new way of things, Tessa. Join us.
/ Tessa: Do you have somewhere private I can go to weep? http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030826 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Amy: What do you want to do? Do you want to do insane haircuts and get Mrs Mushroom-shaped to tailor you up some new clothes?
/ Rachel: I like to do things that are fun...
/ Tessa: Oppressing Mrs Mushroom-shaped seems kind of *wrong*. / Tessa: What are we doing, Rachel? We need to get Amy and...
/ Rachel: And "blah blah blah blah boring boring *blah?*" Did I predict correctly what you are going to say? / Amy: Your friend is down with the new way of things, Tessa. *Join us.*
/ Tessa: Do you have somewhere private I can go to weep? http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030826 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: So Amy, how did you get here in the first place?
/ Amy: I was kidnapped by some sort of manic deviant! / Amy: He dragged me out of bed and through a portal in the wall! But not without me clawering a massive chunk out of his head, because I am wicked hard. / Amy: I can only guess that he was some sort of criminal because when we got out of the woods the police were waiting!
/ Amy: They promptly arrested the parts of him that I hadn't reduced to a thin, gritty paste. / Rachel: What an incredibly balaned account of one woman's bravery in the face of almost insurmountable adversity.
/ Amy: I know! / Amy: So there I was, surrounded by a bunch of goofy looking monsters. The only thing I could remember was "Where the Wild Things Are". / Rachel: "Max said 'Be still!' and tamed them with a magic trick."
/ Amy: Two minutes into my beat poetry epic "Nexus" and every one of them was either crying or trying not to." / Rachel: I bet they were.
/ Amy: Yeah. http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030827 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: So Amy, how did you get here in the first place?
/ Amy: I was kidnapped by some sort of maniac deviant! / Amy (v/o): He dragged me out of bed and through a portal in the wall! But not without me clawering a massive chunk out of his head, because I am wicked hard. / Amy (v/o): I can only guess that he was some sort of criminal because when we got out of the woods the police were waiting!
/ Amy (v/o): They promptly arrested the parts of him that I hadn't reduced to a thin, gritty paste. / Rachel: What an incredibly balanced account of one woman's bravery in the face of almost insurmountable adversity.
/ Amy: I know! / Amy (v/o): So there I was, surrounded by a bunch of goofy looking monsters. The only thing I could remember was "Where the Wild Things Are". / Hairdresser: < http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030827 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: So you're regarded as an artistic genius for your poetry here? Wow.
/ Amy: Yes! There's a party tonight for the release of my first album here, "Just Amy". / Rachel: Isn't it an amazing coincidence that two totally different planets would both invent the compact disc?
/ Amy: Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. / Amy: Long playing records here come out on the popular "Shouting Melon" format.
/ Shouting Melon: "Bleak death and pain as g-string shifts." http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030828 |
| Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison | Rachel: So you're regarded as an artistic genius for your poetry here? *Wow.*
/ Amy: Yes! There's a party tonight for the release of my first album here, "Just Amy". / Rachel: Isn't it an amazing coincidence that two totally different planets would both invent the compact disc?
/ Amy: Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. / Amy: Long playing records here come out on the popular "Shouting Melon" format.
/ Shouting Melon: "Bleak death and pain as G-string shifts." http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20030828 |
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