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| TAILIPOE! in "Bad Time Story" #49 | Dingleberry: When you gave Tweedle free advice, that was almost -- almost --
/ Peccadillo: -- Nice? Yes, very unlike me, I know! / Peccadillo: Call me a romantic! Even reprobates like us can earn our angel wings once in a while, eh, Dingleberry?
/ Dingleberry: That's beautiful! Snif! / Tweedle: No! That... http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe049.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "Bad Time Story" #50 | Tweedle: Don't think I'll forget this! I'm bad when I get riled!
/ Security: Feed 'im some volts! / Wall: Tsk! He was always such a quiet little guy!
/ Armand: The real twisted ones always are! / Armand: Wouldn't you say, Hamilton, my boy?
/ Ham: Mm. http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe050.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "Bad Time Story" #51 | Incense: Hey Sugardaddy, have you seen a little guy named Tweedle?
/ Armand: Yes, Incense, I have! / Armand: But don't give him another thought. He won't be coming around here again!
/ Incense: No? / Incense: I wonder if it was something I said? http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe051.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "Bad Time Story" #52 | Ham: Well, he's not here! Thank Heaven! I can get a good night's sleep! / Ham: All the trouble that -- freaky little man stirred up! Weird! I don't even know what he's called! / Tailipoe: Tailipoe. http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe052.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #00 | Title: Tailipoe in "ID" http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe053.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #01 | Caption: Oediface is the ancestral home of the family Howlington. / Caption: Shipped from the old country piece by piece, and painstakingly reassembled in East Bleakdire, USA... Oediface has endured, with every brick intact. / Ham: Aooga! Aooga!
/ Caption: The Howlingtons, on the other hand -- Tsk ... http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe054.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #02 | Ham: Don't bother talking to me! I've shut my ears and I'm ignoring you! La dee lela deedum lum laluh le la lee duh di lum la lee la la dee / Ham: La le doodle loodee da da dee da -- whoa!
/ Tailipoe: GrScreecha! / Ham: Mad because you cant scare me?
/ Tailipoe: No, in pain because you're a terrible... http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe055.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #03 | Ham: How do you do it? How do you slip in unnoticed? How? How?
/ Tailipoe: Hey -- You don't ask Santa Claus his trade secrets! / Ham: That's a good point. / Dingleberry: Is he talking to someone?
/ Peccadillo: I hope not! More people equals more work! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe056.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #04 | Tailipoe: Just because we've had a little bonding experience, don't think you get a free pass now! / Tailipoe: I'm gonna do what I can to make your life as miserable as possible! I'm gonna rattle your world! I'm gonna -- / Tailipoe: Ow! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe057.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #05 | Tailipoe: Yee-eeowch!
/ Ham: Are - Are you all right? / Tailipoe: I think I broke a bone!
/ Ham: Oh no! / Ham: You broke a bone?
/ Tailipoe: The spine is a bone, right? http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe058.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #06 | Caption: Elsewhere:
/ Neckless: The time has come! The planets are in alignment... The stars are in alignment... / Neckless: And the Chimera... / Ham: How's your back?
/ Tailipoe: Way the @#!!*!## out of alignment! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe059.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #07 | Ham: We have to get you to a doctor!
/ Tailipoe: Hmm! There's a little problem with that idea, sport! / Tailipoe: The rules say no one gets to lay eyes on me except you!
/ Ham: "Rules?" What "rules?" There are no "rules!" / Tailipoe: You kidding? Without the rule book, I mighta really got hurt! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe060.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #08 | Tailipoe: There are rules I must obey! It's all spelled out here in "The Tome Of Tailipoe!" / Ham: It looks old!
/ Tailipoe: Hah! You want to see old? / Tailipoe: The computer version comes on a set of these 5" floppy disks!
/ Ham: Wow! Ancient! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe061.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #09 | Ham: So you can't show yourself to any other human being except for me?
/ Tailipoe: That's right! So it is written! / Ham: Wow! That's some strict rule! And even I don't see you 99.9% of the time!
/ Tailipoe: Oh -- Well... / Tailipoe: That's mainly 'cause I'm just not that crazy about you! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe062.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #10 | Tailipoe: There is a little workaround! I can let people see me, if I wear the guise of another!
/ Ham: Disguise? You good at that? / Tailipoe: You kidding? Dig: "I believe I'll check the TV to make sure the V-chip is working! Then, later, maybe a little scrapbooking!" / Ham: What kind of idiotic character... http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe063.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #11 | Ham: Wow, your hair color matches mine! Did you dye it?
/ Tailipoe: No, washed it! / Ham: You seem a little more, shall we say, portly!
/ Tailipoe: Undid the buckles! / Ham: How do you get your ears to be less pointy?
/ Tailipoe: Just relax and let my blood pressure fall below its usual 460 over 300! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe064.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #12 | Tailipoe: Get it? I dress up in some of your rags and then a doctor can check me out!
/ Ham: Uh -- I guess that's okay! / Ham: The face -- The disguise -- How do you manage it?
/ Tailipoe: A lot of it is attitude and visualization! / Ham: So, to look like me, you just visualize my face?
/ Tailipoe: Actually,... http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe065.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #13 | Tailipoe: You'll need to stay out of sight if we hope to pull this off!
/ Ham: Yeah, yeah -- / Ham: Whatever we're going to do, we'd better get it underway before somebody wonders what's going on! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe066.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #14 | Ham: By the way, we've been so wrapped up in this disguise business, I almost forgot -- How's your back feeling?
/ Tailipoe: Oh yeah! / Tailipoe: AAAAARR!! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe067.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #15 | Peccadillo: I'm sure this isn't in my job description!
/ Tailipoe: #@*!X!!#@ / Armand: Good heavens! Are you in pain?! / Peccadillo: Nothing too severe! Just a touch of the old tennis elbow! Flares up when I'm asked to do duties not in my --
/ Tailipoe: He means me! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe068.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #16 | Armand: No hospital! Thee's a small clinic in Cheesburg! I like to keep things under the radar! / Armand: Let me speak to Dr. Malady!
/ Neckless (on telephone): Doctor Malady is out of the country! / Neckless: This is his associate -- Madame Neckl -- er -- Doctor Neckless! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe069.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #17 | Neckless: No fear, Mr. Howlington! I am on my way to end the patient's discomfort!
/ Armand (on phone): Thank you, Doctor! / Armand: The doctor's coming! Where is your mother?
/ Incense: I think she's with company! / Malady: -- strangest thing, Diva! A bizarre woman paid me a princely sum to purchase... http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe070.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #18 | Incense: Say -- Aren't you a doctor?
/ Malady: Yes, I'm Dr. Malady! And you must be little Incense! / Incense: And... Why are you here?
/ Malady" Why, your mother and I belong to the same gardening club! We were just -- / Incense: Don't just sit there with your stethescope hanging out! Come on! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe071.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #19 | Armand: What amazing luck you happened to be visiting! I thought you were out of the country!
/ Malady: Me? Skoff! I've hardly ever been out of Cheesburgh! / Armand: I've already told your associate about Hamilton's mishap!
/ Malady: -- "Associate?" http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe072.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #20 | Ham: That's strange -- A few pages of the tome are missing!
/ Peccadillo (offstage): Well, let's get this over with! / Ham: Whoops! Somebody's coming in! These blankets will make a good hiding place! / Peccadillo: Bad enough that we're butlers and body carriers -- now we're bed fixers yet! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe073.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #21 | Ham: Oh great! They're here to do the repairs! If they find me, there goes the masquerade! I'll crawl back under here! / Peccadillo: You start on the damage! I'll look around to see if there's anything else worth -- um -- also fixing! / Dingleberry: Say -- I heard something moving! / Peccadillo: Probably... http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe074.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #22 | Ham: I'd better scootch in under these blankets before I'm spotted!
/ Peccadillo (offstage): Noise, eh? / Peccadillo: If it's mice, I keep some rat poison downstairs next to the tea! / Dingleberry: I don't think we'll be needing that, nope! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe075.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #23 | Peccadillo: Didn't you say you heard a mouse?
/ Dingleberry: I thought I had! But there's nothing there! Nope! / Peccadillo: Well, it probably just scurried away into its hole, or through a crack!
/ Dingleberry: Slippery! Yup! / Ham: ?? How did under here get so roomy??? http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe076.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #24 | Malady: So, this must be our little patient! You're lucky I happened to be here! In pain, are we? / Malady: How does this feel? / Tailipoe: I'd say kinda like this! http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe077.html |
| TAILIPOE! in "ID" #25 | Armand: Somehow I'd always hoped that Hamilton would take the reins of my vast iodized salt empire! / Armand: But he grew up so emotionally delicate and fragile! And now this! / Tailipoe (offstage): Cold #@*X#! #%@!!# hands!
/ Armand: eh? http://craigboldman.com/Tailipoe/tailipoe078.html |