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| 302: Robo-boobies! | [[Natalie and Duke are speaking in the foreground, Thanatos is investigating the nude female robot torso in the background]]
/ Natalie: How's Sancho going?
/ Duke: Not too good. He's currently trying to remember what comes after 'C', so he's no help with the schematics. Woodrow ended up building most of... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=302 |
| 303: She's so cute | Thanatos: Hey Nat, check this out! We bought Sancho a robot bride over the internet! She's a knockoff from the hit anime 'Metal Whip Queen Animal'. Go on, shake her hand or something / Natalie: Nice to meet you, uh...?
/ Thanatos: Her name's Lei Mi! She's from Japan and is fully trained in all sorts... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=303 |
| 304: Catfight! | Katrina: Thanatos, I'm not so sure about this new robot girl
/ Thanatos: Ooooh. JEALOUS?
/ Katrina: No! She was standing by my bed all night! Holding a knife!
/ Thanatos: Yep. Classic case of jelousy
/ Katrina: SHE HAD A KNIFE! / [[Unit Lei is holding a knife standing over a scared Katrina, who is lying... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=304 |
| 305: Please don't sue me, Fox | Natalie: Thanatos, did you take Lei to meet Sancho yet?
/ Thanatos: Jesus, do I have to do EVERYTHING around here!?
/ Unit Lei: Unit Lei and Sancho are made for each other!
/ Natalie: That's the ONLY thing you had to do!
/ Thanatos: Fine, I'll take her now... slavedriver / [[Sancho is standing next to another... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=305 |
| 306: Don't Go There will be right back | [[Sancho arrives home, sitcom style]]
/ Narrator: And now, back to My Two (robot) Wives!
/ Sancho: 001001111, 110110111!
/ Cleo: 111011100011 / [[Unit Lei tries to hug Sancho]]
/ Unit Lei: 10011000011111!!!!!
/ Sancho: 110001110011101 / Obligatory Human: DON'T GO THERE! / [[They all laugh]] http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=306 |
| 307: Talking Heads | Wang: Hey, what are you doing here? I thought you had that sitcom to film
/ Sancho: The show was cancelled.
/ Wang: Really? What happened? / Sancho: Just the usual creative differences plus some ongoing on-set difficulties
/ Wang: Difficulties? / Background music: ITS HIP TO BE A SQUAA-AARE
/ [[Sancho... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=307 |
| 308: And here's to you, Mrs...Robot...son? | Katrina: So what's the deal with this Cleo? Is she anything like Lei? You haven't seen Lei have you? I saw her walk into my room but I didn't see her come out. Won't she get jealous?
/ Sancho: Cleo has built in love circuits programmed only for me. Once activated she will have a permanent nookie imprint,... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=308 |
| 309: ...And that wraps it up | Thanatos: So have you decided on whether you're gonna keep Cleo or Lei?
/ Sancho I've chosen to wed them both
/ Thanatos: Both? Isn't polygamy illegal?
/ Sancho: Isn't murder? / [[They both look at the blood on Thanato's shirt]] / [[Thanatos holds up his bloody knife and a blood soaked hand reaches up... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=309 |
| 310: I'm the king of subtle | Duke: Hey Thanatos, have you seen my balls? I was giving them a clean because they were covered in sweat, but then I went to get a new cloth and now I can't find them anywhere. Do you think someone grabbed my balls by mistake? / Duke: Did you hear me? I said I lost my balls. They're about this big,... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=310 |
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| 315: Maced! | Thanatos: Hey, did it hurt--
/ Woman: When I fell from heaven? Yeah yeah yeah, piss off creep / [[Pan down to reveal a spear through the woman's abdomen]]
/ Thanatos: Actually I was asking if it hurt when you got that
/ Woman: ...Oh...Yeah, that hurt / [[They stare blankly]] / [[The woman sprays Thanatos... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=315 |
| 316: Uh Oh...MACED!! | Thanatos: Hi, you left your handbag back there.
/ Woman: Oh, thanks! I almost forgot! / [[The woman rifles through her purse]]
/ Woman: Just let me check to see if everything's still here...
/ Thanatos: Sure / [[The woman continues rummaging]] / [[The woman sprays Thanatos with mace]]
/ < http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=316 |
| 317: Self-MACED!!! | Thanatos: Is it HOT in here or is it just YOU?
/ Woman: You know, now that you mention it it IS kinda hot in here... / Woman: I guess it's because I'm wearing a long sleeved top, but it's a pretty cold night, so I shouldn't be feeling THAT hot, and it's pretty windy which would also have a cooling effect / [[string... http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=317 |
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| 319: It's that time again! | [[Creature from the Black Lagoon-type setting]]
/ Caption: RETURN OF THE CHEESECAKE
/ Nat naked, being carried by a monster with a head made out of cheesecake http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=319 |
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| 329: Obvious | Natalie: Say Duke, did you ever notice how we don't seem to have a "wacky neighbor"? / Natalie: I mean, Seinfeld has Kramer, Will and Grace has Jack, Jerry Springer has the entire state of Alabama, but what do we have? / [[Wacky background action]] / Natalie: Oh, right right. http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=329 |
| 330: Groping friends | [[Thanatos gropes Kat's butt, Kat looks alarmed]]
/ Thanatos: Heya Kat!
/ < http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=330 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=331">http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=331 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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