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| 2: GST THIS! | John Howard (to Duke): Hello, I'm John Howard. I'm responsible for the GST and the high fuel excise. I trust I can count on your vote at election time? / [[Nothing said in second frame]] / [[John Howard is hanging by his underwear and bleeding over a vat of acid, while Duke mans a stand nearby with a sign saying "HIT JOHN HOWARD WITH BRICKS - $5"]]
/ John Howard: What an unpleasant young man http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=2 |
| 3: Jesusmaaaaaan, Jesusmaaaaaaaan | Saddam Hussein (on knees): PLEASE SPARE ME OH JESUSMAN!!!
/ Jesusman (looking severe): I'M not going to kill you, Saddam / Jesusman: Violent Bob is....with a wrench. Right after he's finished raping you
/ Violent Bob (holding a wrench next to a 50L drum of Vaseline): GONNA NEED SOME VASELINE...YOU GOT REAL PURTY SKIN BY THE WAY. http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=3 |
| 4: Religious people beware | Jehovah's witness 1 (to Thanatos): Hello brother.
/ Jehovah's witness 2 (to Thanatos): We know you are currently a heathen, and will burn in hell forever. How would you like to join our religion?
/ Thanatos (reaching offscreen): Hold on / Duke (to Thanatos, who is standing smiling over the bloody dismembered bodies of the Jehovah's witnesses, who have been decapitated by an axe swinging from overhead reading "NO", which has apparently been dropped by Thanatos pressing a button on a podium with a skull on it): Can't I leave you alone for five minutes without you killing someone? http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=4 |
| 5: Australians will understand this | [[Thanatos is holding a remote with a red button]]
/ Duke: Is that Pauline Hanson over there? / [[Thanatos pushes the button on the "Death-O-Tron 5000"]]
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| 6: I've been to this store | [[Duke and some customer converse over a video game purchase]]
/ Customer: This game you sold me has no CD in the box at all!!! There was just this small bottle with "drink me" written on one side, and "DANGER: Sulpuric Acid" on the other
/ Duke: Did you?
/ Customer: NO!
/ Duke: Hmmmm..... / Come with me / [[A 25 ton weight is suspended above a bulls-eye target]]
/ Duke: Just stand in the middle of the circle, and the problem will be solved
/ Customer: Well...okay. I see no reason not to / {{I've been to this store}} http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=6 |
| 7: Oh, the humanity | [[Duke is siiting down watching "WHEN EXECUTIONS GO WRONG" on the television. Smoke appears overhead]]
/ Duke: Not again / [[Duke meets up with Thanatos. Thanatos is carrying a gas can]]
/ Duke: What did I tell you about burning effigies in this house?
/ Thanatos: It's okay! This time I'm burning the actual person / [[Duke gets the phone while Thanatos walks off screen]]
/ Duke: That's it. I'm calling your Psychiatrist again.
/ Thanatos: That's who I'm burning / {{Oh, the humanity}} http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=7 |
| 8: The wrath of Bob | Duke: Aren't you the guy who keeps pissing on toilet seats?
/ Pee Boy: Yep
/ Duke: Thought so / Duke: Violent Bob, that's the one. By the way, nice corkscrew
/ Violent Bob: Thanks Duke, Hey PEE BOY!!! My ass is wet and YOU'RE gonna pay!!!!!! / Pee Boy: I COULDN'T BE IN MORE PAIN!!!!
/ Thanatos: Bob sure likes his work.
/ Duke: Yep http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=8 |
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| 26: Own a pet rock today! | Thanatos (pushing a large rock on a dolly): RRRGGHH!!!
/ Duke (looking angry): Why the hell are you bringing a rock into my living room? / Thanatos (gleefully): It's not JUST a rock! It's the new non-human character for the strip! He'll be like Dogbert (trademark) from Dilbert (trademark), or Garfield (trademark), or Div (trademark) from Penny Arcade (trademark)! / Duke: It's a rock / Thanatos (looking subdued): I'm naming him "Wang*"
/ Duke: I'm having you put away again
/ [["*" footnote: Apologies to Penny-Arcade fans, but I do love that word]] http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=26 |
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| 28: 1: Assassinate terrorist, 2: Buy milk | Duke (off panel): Yo! I'm back..... Anyone here? What the... / [[Duke sees a letter on counter]] / Duke (Reading letter): Duke, Gone to assassinate Osama Bin Laden. I've brought Wang with me. This should only take a few weeks. Thanatos. PS: We're out of milk. Remember to buy some by the time I get back. / Caption: Meanwhile, in Afghanistan....
/ Thanatos (in commando gear with gun): ....Okay, so after we've taken care of any guards, you hold him, while I hit him
/ Wang (with cutlass): Got it http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=28 |
| 29: Smack to the future | Man: What are you crazy? Time travel isn't possible!!
/ Duke: Shut the hell up! I'm going to travel back in time to this exact moment and kick your ass! / Man: Oh yeah?!? I'd like to see you< http://biggercheese.com/index.php?comic=29 |
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