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428: You know who you are HOW TO BE A CYCLIST! / Step 1: / SPANDEX! / Step 2: / Always cycle in the middle of the road, and block all traffic / Step 3: / Flip people off when they overtake you / Just act like as big a jerk as possible / [[Bicycle is parked across two disabled parking spaces]]
 
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432: Cheapest punchline ever Priest: ...So Jesus loves you, but hates your sins. / Man: Wow! Thanks, Padre, that clears things up. / Man: Hi Jesus! / [[Jesus gets his fist ready for some punching, the man begins sweating]] / <<*gulp*>> / <> / <> / <> / Man (Offscreen): OW!! MY SINS! / <> / <>
433: P stands for Pretentious Pretentious Film Jerk: 'Mulholland Drive' is the WORST. FILM. EVER. The characters are two dimensional AT BEST. The plot is barely coherent, the lazy script throws in a clumsy lesbian love scene, and worst it 'treats' us all to the stock standard "WOW IT WAS ALL A DREAM" plot device. OH, ORIGINAL!! / [[Pretentious Film Jerk waves the box cover around]] / Pretentious Film Jerk: Its director... uh... / [[Thanatos starts reading the back of it]] / Thanatos: David Lynch, acclaimed director of 'Twin Peaks' and 'Eraserhead'. / Pretentious Film Jerk: Its director... David... Lynch... / Pretentious Film Jerk: ... / Pretentious Film Jerk: ... should be GIVEN FIFTY OSCARS for his BRILLIANT MASTERPIECE 'Mulholland Drive', a scathing yet witty satire on the typical schlock Hollywood produces, and full of intelligent symbolism. 'Mulholland Drive' is the FILM OF THE CENTURY!!
 
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439: The beginning of the end Doctor: I've managed to find the reason for your sudden weight gain...but you may not like the answer / Kat: Just TELL me, I can take it / Doctor: You're PREGNANT... / Kat: *gasp!* / Doctor: ...WITH CANCER / Caption: To be continued...?
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441: Penultimate Caption: LAST TIME ON BTC / Doctor: You're PREGNANT... / Kat: *gasp!* / Doctor: ...WITH CANCER. / Caption: AND NOW... / Kat: Cancer?!...No! H-how advanced is it? / Doctor: Very advanced, I'm afraid. In fact the cancer has spread... / [[Dramatic zoom in on Duke]] / Doctor: ...TO DUKE! / Caption: TO BE CONTINUED...?
442: End of days Kat: I...I can't believe it! I won't believe it! I can't / Kat: ...If only Thanatos were still alive, he'd know what to do / Thanatos: Did someone say "still alive"? / Duke: That's...impossible! / Kat: *sniff* Thanatos? / Thanatos: That's right, smoochypoo. I'm BACK / Off panel: But we cremated you! / [[The doctor looks at Thanatos angrily from the background. Thanatos returns the look]] / Thanatos: I'M BACK.
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