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| O Green World | [[Pharmacist from Matt's POV.]]
/ Matt: I'm here to pick up my prescription refill?
/ Pharmacist: I'm sorry, but your insurance declined you. They say you haven't been covered since January. / [[Matt from Pharmacist's POV.]]
/ Matt: That's rediculous. I'm completely paid up. This is the second time... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-07-25 |
| White Light | [[JM and Matt drive in a car. JM is driving. We see things through Matt's window. Matt is turning off his cell phone.]]
/ Matt's cell phone: < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-07-29 |
| Demon Days | [[Matt sits at a table, trying to write something. He had a glass of beer. He's sweating from the heat and from his hilucinations.]] / [[We see the lower half of Ian's body as he scrapes some food into the trash, and JM, blurry, sits in the background.]]
/ JM: Hey, don't throw that away. We can use... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-08-15 |
| Otakon 2005 | [[Matt and Ian sit at a table with a stack of books labeled "Book 1"]]
/ Caption: 2:00 PM Friday / [[Matt and Ian sit at an empty table. They look like they've been through a tornado.]]
/ Caption: 2:02 PM Friday
/ Narrator: Otakon has a voracious appetite for books. / [[Ian and Scott Roomsair in... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-08-24 |
| Stick-Ball | [[Ian's shoes on the edge of a cliff.]]
/ JM: < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-08-29 |
| Fission Mailed | [[Two soldiers, one with red glowing eyes, one with blue glowing eyes, are looking down a ventilation shaft. Both are wearing masks that obscure their entire faces. A guard is stationed below them with a camo bandanna, smoking a cigarette, looking away and apparently oblivious. The two soldiers are whispering.
/ < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-09-12 |
| Union | [[Matt at in the dark at his computer with phone headset on]]
/ Matt: Hey Grandpa, I was just finishing editing your autobiography. Yeah, it's good. I just had a question about when you were negotiating the union strike at Cole Steel? And the company's lawyer took back the offer for bereavement days... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-09-20 |
| Eddy Murphy | [[Micah and Ian are in the kitchen of their house.]]
/ Micah: Hey, how long have I known you?
/ Ian: Huh, er... about 23 years. / [[Micah is turned toward Ian. Ian is in a defensive position, crouched over a box of cookies from which he takes one.]]
/ Micah: Not how old you are. How long have I known... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-09-28 |
| Kiosk | [[At the Cellular Hut Ian talks to a salesman.]
/ Ian: I've heard a lot about contracts taxes, fees... I was hoping to just skip the whole ringamarol.
/ Salesman: Sure, we can do that. / [[Salesman holds out a cell phone.]]
/ Salesman: Look, something shiny!
/ Ian: Ooo, shiny! / [[Salesman punches... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-10-17 |
| Wiki | [[In an elementary classroom, Helen's sister raises her hand]]
/ Helen's sister: Mrs. Stahl, can you tell me how to spell a word?
/ Mrs. Stahl: Look it up in the dictionary. / Helen's sister: But I don't know how to spell it.
/ Mrs. Stahl: So look it up in the dictionary. / [[Helen's sister sits with... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-11-08 |
| Bloody Bay | [[In front of a red background, the logo for City of Villains, expansion of the MMO game City of Heroes, stands out next to a window displaying the loading process, currently at seventy-two percent]]
/ Window: Loading... / [[The Greeter stands idly with a straight face and his name floating above his... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-11-17 |
| 180 x 2 | [[Ian pops his head into the room where Drew is working at his computer]]
/ Ian: So Drew, you make a good bit of money... Did you order an XBox 360? / Drew: I'm not sure. Has my torso been replaced by a sturdy paper cylinder?
/ Ian: No. / Drew: Is my head circular hard candy, intended for prolonged... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-12-02 |
| Finals Week 05 | [[Final exam worksheet for CS302 in 2005. Grade is 72/100. Name is Ian McConville.]]
/ Final Exam: 1.) Write out a [[something crossed out]] advertisement for [[lots of stuff crossed out]] a contraceptive. Show all your steps and work organization. Be creative. / [[College student in school uniform.]]
/ College... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-12-16 |
| Something about Cookies | [[Micah in shower, looking dreary, thinking of Helen]] / [[Micah walking somewhere, looking dreary, thinking of Helen]] / [[Micah walking through snow and crowds, looking dreary, thinking of Helen]] / [[Micah lying, head in Helen's lap, looking happy]]
/ [[Helen thinking about cookies]] http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-12-21 |
| Glory Days | [[Matt and Ian are standing outside while it is snowing. Ian is wearing a black fedora.]]
/ Matt: You know... middle school sucked.
/ Ian: Right. / [[Close-up of Matt's head.]]
/ Matt: I was in a black hole of depression for most of college, and post-graduation has been a long string of disappointments. / [[Shot... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-01-08 |
| Scott Would be Proud | [[Several small animals are running away from a large mech. The land around them is on fire.]] / [[One of the small animals has fallen over. The mech in the background has its leg raised, about to crush the animal.]] / [[Helen looks over the diorama angrily. The diorama has several colorful houses,... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-01-17 |
| It's On | [[Helen and Some Guy are studying with flash cards.]]
/ Helen: All right, all right, I have to stop.
/ Some Guy: You sure? Plenty more flash cards.
/ Helen: I don't know why I thought taking a foreign language would be fun.
/ Some Guy: Clearly you're retarded.
/ Helen: Clearly. / [[Some Guy gets up... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-02-14 |
| Oh, it's on. | [[JM, Micah and Drew driving in the car]]
/ JM: How're you and Helen these days? / Micah: Pretty good. She asked the other day if we could keep things casual. / Drew: Out of curiosity, what do you think that means?
/ Micah: I guess it means things are like before, but now we'll act cool. / Drew:... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-02-27 |
| I hate you BGSU | [[Ian sits in front of his computer]]
/ Ian: Hey! Why can't I graduate? / Ian: I'm pressin' the button on the website here but it isn't working. Watch me go.
/ < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-03-15 |
| Too much Food Network | [[Emeril standing alone. ]] / [[Cherabim sneaking up behind Emeril. ]]
/ <<-PIP->> / [[Cherabim is attacking Emeril. ]]
/ Cherabim: RAWR!
/ Emeril: BAM!! / [[Cherabim is covered with blood, alone.]]
/ Dialogue box: Cherabim received loot: [Essence of Emeril]. http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-03-17 |
| Just add the Tic-Tacs | [[Ian is shown sitting on a couch looking bored. In a yellow box reads this text]] Care and handling instructions for your Ian. / [[Ian looks to be chewing on his own shoe...]] Ian: Grrr... Nimah nimah nimah... / [[Ian expresses an exhausted and bored emoticon.]] / [[Ian has an idea, indicated by... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-03-24 |
| The Dude | [[Helen is sitting next to a guy and thinking to herself.]]
/ Helen: All right, calm down. It's totally in bounds to be attracted to another dude. / Helen: I'm sure Micah is scoping out plenty of girls he thinks are cute. Really cute. Cutey cute-cute cute cute cute. / The dude: So, uh, hey... There's... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-04-01 |
| Ninjitsu | City of Villains Ninjitsu field guide: Lesson 312 / Placate / Allows you to trick a foe to no longer attack you. A successful Placate will also hide you. This Hide is very brief, and offers no Defense bonus, but it will allow you to deliver a Critical Hit or Assasins Claw. However, if you attack a... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-04-07 |
| Status Ailment | [[Micah sitting on the couch sad and frazzled cat sits under the couch]] / Matt: Tough break.
/ JM: Yeah, but cheer up. / JM: Anyone who doesn't appreciate you clearly isn't good enough for you. Logically you shouldn't feel bad. / Matt: Emotional problems don't ahve logical solutions.
/ JM: Mine do.... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-04-24 |
| Common Courtesy | [[Four computer windows are scattered throughout the panel. Each of them say "You have been disconnected from AIM. This screen name is signed in at another location." with "Reconnect" and "Quit" buttons.]] / [[Matt dials a number on his cell phone, seemingly pissed off.]]
/ < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-05-01 |
| Common courtesy | [[There are 4 computer "error" messages. All read "You have been disconnected from AIM. This screen name is signed in at another location. Reconnect/Quit"]] / [[Matt looks very angry. He is dialling a phone number]]
/ < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-05-05 |
| Five Years Later | [[Professor is handing out graduation scrolls]]
/ < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-05-15 |
| 36 Hours | {{Title: Ohio}}/[[Jes asleep riding in the passenger seat of a car with a stream of drool hanging from her mouth. A road map rests across her chest.]]
/ Jes's Dad: Jes, which exit do we need to...
/ Jes's Dad: ...Nevermind. / {{Title: Iowa}}/[[Jes awake wearing the map as a folded paper hat]]
/ Jes's Dad:... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-05-21 |
| Three Bean | Drew: What's shakin', Sobby McEmopants.
/ Micah: I have a favor to ask you / Micah: Please don't sleep with Helen.
/ Drew: What in the name of hell makes you think I'd do that? / Micah: You slept with all of JM's ex-girlfriends.
/ Drew: Well, that is true. / JM: Wait what? http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-05-31 |
| You're Hired | [[JM is standing behind Drew glaring at him]]
/ JM: You bastard.
/ Drew: Sorry, I must have missed the "Circle-JM" brand on the hind-quarters. / [[Ian is standing behind Matt as he searches for a job on his computer]]
/ Ian: Job hunt? / Matt: Yeah, nine bucks an hour doesn't stretch like it used to. This... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-06-12 |