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| Insert Title | Narrator: August, 2004. After many adventures, Piro has established himself as a successful manga artist and returned home...
/ Piro: Thank you all for coming to my panel here at Otakon 11...I'm not really sure why I deserve this... / [[Matt and Ian look on, obviously bored]]
/ Prio: I'm just a hack,... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-07-08 |
| Fan Mail | [[JM, Drew, and Matt gather next to a building with what appears to be Ian walking in the background]]
/ JM: Matt, me and Drew need you to settle a bet.
/ Matt: Okay. / [[The panel focuses on Drew and Matt]]
/ Drew: You're still working for the campus newspaper, right?
/ Matt: Off and on.
/ Drew: Remember... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-07-10 |
| Mac Hall/M.A.C. Studios Crossover!!! | RENEGADE ICONOCLAST ARTIST OF MAC HALL COMICS! / CHAIN-SMOKING GENERATION Y ARTIST OF M.A.C. STUDIOS! / WHAT SPARKS WILL FLY WHEN THESE TWO MEET?
/ WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THESE WORLDS COLLIDE?
/ STAY TUNED! / BIP BIP
/ BOP BOP http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-07-12 |
| Now Playing | [[Shot of a movie theater, in front of which a couple is standing]]
/ Patron 1: What should we see, dear?
/ Patron 2: I don't know, there's only a couple of movies playing at seven o'clock. / [[Close-up of movie theater. We can see the patrons' backs and Ian, who is listening to the patrons' conversation]]
/ Patron... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-07-17 |
| And he's the writer | [[Ian sits on a pillow in front of a TV, eyes half-closed, console controller in hand, and no expression on his face]]
/ [[JM sits on the couch behind him, his body and the couch out of focus with Ian]]
/ TV: < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-07-19 |
| Shop Smart, S Mart. | [[Ian crouches next to a cardboard box pulling orange toy packages from it and using them to restock a retail rack]]
/ Narrator: Test Case: Ian McConville
/ Narrator: A young man forced by circumstances to work the night shift at a BIG K-MART
/ Narrator: Six nights a week, from 6 PM to 8 AM, he refills... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-07-22 |
| Ball of Matt | [[Ian walks into the room. His eyes are bagged from the events of the previous comic. Drew is sitting on something next to Matt, who is underneath a blanket on the floor.]]
/ Drew: Hi, Ian. Matt's being a wuss.
/ Matt(from under the blanket): I'm not going. / [[Drew leans over and places his hand on Matt's... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-07-29 |
| It Worked In That Monkey Movie | Jon: Hey, weren't you due at work an hour ago?
/ Ian:Sort of. They had me guarding the outside merchandise tonight. / [[Zoom out to reveal Ian, who is playing video games]]
/ Jon: Aren't you worried about getting, I dunno, FIRED?
/ Ian: Nah, it's cool... / [[Scene changes to outside a K-Mart. A dummy... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-07-31 |
| Six Dollar Man | Micah: Cornered, I hate being cornered.
/ Micah: There was about twelve of them.
/ Micah: They had sealed off the alleyway.
/ Micah: All of them eagerly trained their weapons on my head.
/ Micah: Of course they thought they had the advantage... / Micah: However, I had other plans. I was a top of the line... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-08-07 |
| Just Like Every Other Day | [[Matt and Ian on a stage]]
/ Matt: Sorry, No comic today Ian and I have gone to Otakon to kick ass and chew gum / Matt: And you know what? / Matt: We're all out of ass
/ [[Ian blows bubble]] http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-08-10 |
| Otakon 2001 Round-up | [[Ian in shock]]
/ Narrator: Ian Watches the last 15 minutes of the cosplay video by mistake and promptly goes into shock... / [[Blood stained Ian, with clenched fist, standing with Matt and a Police officer]]
/ Matt: ...And then he said they were cancelling FLCL and showing 'Tenchi Muyo's Swimsuit adventure... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-08-12 |
| Piro Who? | Matt: So, how'd you like your first anime con?
/ Ian: It was great. I especially liked those things... The what-cha-ma-call-its.
/ Matt: The what?
/ Ian: You know, those. / < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-08-14 |
| Fan Service My Ass | [[Matt and Ian sitting infront of a computer]]
/ Matt: Hey Ian, I've got a great idea for increasing our readership.
/ Ian: What's that? / Matt: We'll check the referral logs to see how people are finding Mac Hall, then we'll tailor strips to pander to other individual tastes.
/ Ian: Like when we got all... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-08-23 |
| I... Am... Your Singing Telegram | [[Matt laying in bed]]
/ Matt: [[Thinking]] I love mornings before I get up.
/ < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-08-28 |
| It's my new weapon… | {{Click the link, since this isn't what's on the main page.}} /
/ [[Micah is sitting in the lobby at the Marriott hotel in Los Angeles, just like Christopher Walken in Fatboy Slim's 'Weapon of Choice' music video]]
/ 'FORE THEY GETCHA CHAINSMOK'N
/ WORD
/ 'FORE THEY GETCHA CHAINSMOK'N
/ WORD / [[closeup... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-09-02 |
| He's Not a Star-Fish Man, Anthony. | Narrator: Helen Richter, a sophomore architecture student, has just pulled an all-nighter to finish the (extremely delicate) scale model that will determine her grade in one of her most important classes. / Narrator: Meanwhile, performing the Weapon of Choice on a balcony above, Micah Chang has momentarily... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-09-09 |
| Now in Chibi Vision | [[Helen admires her model.]]
/ Helen (to herself): It took all night, but it was worth it. That is one damn fine piece of architecture. Sure would be a shame if something happened to it. / [[Helen looks freaked out. Skull and crossbones appear over her head. She envisions the model in flames.]] / [[Helen... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-09-11 |
| If You Came Here, You Came to Have Fun | Helen: Hey, Micah? You said you were leaving at eight and oh my god what is that smell?
/ Micah (Off-screen): What smell? / Helen: Don't even tell me you're too desensitized to smell it. This place reeks!
/ Micah: Um... Are you sure? / Off-screen 1: Now that she mentions it, did you forget to wash the... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-09-13 |
| Mac Hall :: Archive | [[JM and Matt are looking into Ian's room. Ian is under the covers, his cat is on top of said covers, and there is a poster/picture with Piro on it.]]
/ JM: Ian, you're gonna miss your classes, get up.
/ Ian: Don't want to. It's cold. / [[Camera rotates so we can see Matt and JMs' faces]]
/ JM: Matt,... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-09-18 |
| Mr. Bling-Bling's Cash Money | [[Matt and Ian are on-stage, and Ian's cat is on his head. Matt is standing behind a podium with "Mac Hall" written on it, and Ian is beside him pressing a switch.]]
/ Matt: We at Mac Hall would like to clear up some of the rumors surrounding yesterday's link to our site by the popular Penny Arcade. ... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-09-20 |
| The Waking Part 2 | [[Matt, Drew and Helen look down at the camera]]
/ Matt: Drew, Ian says he's naked under there. Can you think of a way to get him up?
/ Drew: Hmm… / [[Drew grabs ahold of the blanket covering Ian]]
/ Drew: Helen, you might want to turn your head for this
/ Matt: What for?
/ Helen: Huh?
/ Ian: What the…
/ < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-09-27 |
| Now Quit Pestering Me | Jon: Dammit...
/ Jon: I hate these Mini Games...
/ Ian: No Kidding.
/ Ian: Who comes up with this stuff?
/ Ian: All they do is add on to the play hours
/ Jon: Hey I've been meaning to ask you, What the hell is up with that cat?
/ Ian: What cat? / Jon: ...Nevermind http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-10-02 |
| Mac Hall :: Archive | SO THIS IS THE ISSUE... WE'VE KNOWN YOU FOR AGES AND YET THE MOMENT YOU DISAPPEAR OFF TO COLLEGE YOU EXALT SOME OTHER BUNCH OF GEEKS ON THE INTERNET. WHERE's OUR PIECE OF THE ACTION? WHY NEVER US?
/ Anothony's right. What's the deal? How come it's not OUR caroonized images gracing the internet? / GOOD... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-10-05 |
| Winter, only not | Aiser: Nezumi, I was so worried.
/ [[Off panel]] Ian: Hey, is that the pizza guy? 'bout tme you guys got here. / Ian: I ordered that pizza an hou-h-h heh heh how ya doing? I-CAN-EXPLAIN-EVERYTHING. / Aiser: Nez... Who is this?
/ Nezumi: ...um Aiser... this is Ian. He lives next door. He's been... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-10-10 |
| So True | [[JM sits at his computer, annoyed, Ian is yelling from out-of-frame]]
/ Ian: YOU TOTAL BITCH! HOW COULD YOU TORTURE ME LIKE THIS? FINE! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN! NEVER! DO YOU HEAR ME? NEVER! GET OUT! / [[Ian is sitting, wide-eyed, apologizing to an 'english' book]]
/ Ian: Oh geez… Look, I'm sorry,... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-10-21 |
| mm-mmm Evil | [[Alan, Drew and Mike sit in front of the TV in the dark; Alan is holding a game controller]]
/ Drew: What's this? Matches?
/ Mike: Yeah, strike-anywhere matches. They're cool. / [[closeup of Drew's face, red eyes illuminating the match he's holding between them]]
/ Mike: Instead of using some wussy safety... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-10-23 |
| More Talking Heads | [[Matt stands, depressed]]
/ Matt: Guys…You've gotta help me. There's too much work piling up. I'm gonna go crazy from the stress. How do I deal with this? / [[Ian stands, triangular-mouthed, with a pumpkin-sporting Orip on his head]]
/ Ian: There is but one solution, my young padwan learner. Micah,... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-10-28 |
| Sorry, it's all pencil this time. | [[JM is in costume, Ian is obscured by the frame, but is wearing a paper bag over his head]]
/ JM: Interesting. Who are you supposed to be?
/ Ian: We are the BAG BROTHERS THREE™ / [[Micah, Ian and Matt stand, Micah wearing a plastic bag on his head, Ian a paper, and JM a sleeping bag]]
/ Micah: PLASTIC!
/ Ian:... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-10-30 |
| no comment | [[Helen and Micah bump shoulder blades]]
/ < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-11-04 |
| Let's see if photoshop will randomly quit this time. | [[Helen and JM are in costume, obviously at a party, with streamers flying through the air]]
/ Helen: Where's Matt?
/ JM: Half an hour ago I heard him talking about 'The Stress-Relieving Properties of Alcohol' and I haven't seen him since
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/ <<--THUMP-->> / [[Micah... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-11-06 |