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| Flow Chart | [[Ian and Matts faces and shoulders are visible, talking to each other.]]
/ Matt: You must be sad to be out of college.
/ Ian: Why would I be?
/ Matt: You graduated. Now you have to work for a living. / [[Ian's speech bubble has the equation "2 + 2 = ?" written in it.]] / [[Same as last, except both twos have sprouted arms. The left two is reversed, facing the right two, and pointing.]]
/ Left two: Imposter!
/ Right two: Lies!" / [[Same as last, except Left two has thrown the plus sign as a boomerang, and Right two has dodged.]]
/ Left two: Have at thee!
/ Right two! < http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-06-19 |
| Childish Things | [[Various boxes with computer equipment packed in them]]
/ When I was a child, I spoke like a child. / [[Ian is folding laundry; There is a box with STFU crossed out, and "STUFF" written on it.]]
/ Thought like a child. / [[Ian and Matt shaking hands; JM looking on.]]
/ Felt like a child. / [[Ian in an airplane, by a window.]]
/ Now that I have become a man, I have to put away childish things. / [[Ian's hand placing a figurine of a lady fighter.]]
/ But I unpacked most of them when I got there. / [[Two monitors are set up, with various figures on top of them. The STFU box is back. There is a piece of paper on a pillar with "Three Rings" on it, with a logo of three circles underneath it.]] http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-07-04 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-07-25&ref=nf">http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-07-25&ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Origins | [[A pink, shirtless super villain labeled with the name "The Homosexual Agenda" stands tall with his flaming red arms folded]]
/ Loading Window: City of Villains Loading... / [[The Homosexual Agenda continues standing around with hands now on his hips]] / [[The Homosexual Agenda smiles at Risu, who appears staring angrily back at him]] / [[The Homosexual Agenda looks worryingly at Risu, who now has a hand on her hip]]
/ Risu: Change your character, Matt.
/ The Homosexual Agenda: Aw, come on! I worked hard on this one!
/ The Homosexual Agenda: I wrote him a backstory and everything. / [[The scene changes to a black-and-white flashback, where a faceless man in a white coat holds a clipboard]]
/ Narration: A respected gay rights activist, he got his flame powers from falling into a vat of radioactive self-warming personal lubricant. / [[The man falls into the vat]] / [[The man pulls himself back out again, completely covered in lube]]
/ Narration: His mind warped, he now fights to make it not just tolerated... but MANDATORY. / [[The scene changes back to the conversation between The Homosexual Agenda and Risu, who still looks upset]]
/ Risu: It's going to offend people.
/ The Homosexual Agenda: Big deal. We're villains.
/ Risu: When the admins see you, they're going to ban you, me and everyone in a ten-foot RADIUS. / [[Risu points accusingly at The Homosexual Agenda]]
/ The Homosexual Agenda: Fine. Fine. This from a guy who can't even role-play his own gender... / [[With The Homosexual Agenda gone, Risu now stares angrily at The Nocturnal Abortion, a sinister-looking dark surgeon a hook for a hand, a cybernetic eye, a male symbol on his chest, and a lock on his waist]]
/ Narration: Later that Day!
/ The Nocturnal Abortion: So, now what? http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-08-28 |
| Childish Things | [[Various boxes with computer equipment packed in them]]
/ When I was a child, I spoke like a child. / [[Ian is folding laundry; There is a box with STFU crossed out, and "STUFF" written on it.]]
/ Thought like a child. / [[Ian and Matt shaking hands; JM looking on.]]
/ Felt like a child. / [[Ian in an airplane, by a window.]]
/ Now that I have become a man, I have to put away childish things. / [[Ian's hand placing a figurine of a lady fighter.]]
/ But I unpacked most of them when I got there. / [[Two monitors are set up, with various figures on top of them. The STFU box is back. There is a piece of paper on a pillar with "Three Rings" on it, with a logo of three circles underneath it.]] http://machall.com/view.php?date=2006-09-22 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://machall.com/view.php?date=2004-10-26%2F">http://machall.com/view.php?date=2004-10-26%2F | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Totally Aryn's quote | [[Scarlet Sentinel is standing]] / [[Scarlet Sentinel is still standing]] / [[Scarlet Sentinel bends down]] / [[Scarlet Sentinel has picked up a piece of paper]]
/ Message window: Scarlet Sentinel receives loot: [Letter to the Scarlet Crusade]. / [[Scarlet Sentinel is reading the letter]]
/ Letter: Dear Scarlet Doods, Please restock the Thorium Veins in your base. You're out. PS: IM IN UR BASE!! IM KILLING UR MANS!!!
/ Love, ---Cherabim / [[Cherabim has leapt at Scarlet Sentinel from behind]] http://machall.com/view.php?date=2005-06-22&sid=1 |
| It got feet | [[Matt is sitting at a computer in his cubicle]] / [[A line appears on Matt's forehead]] / [[Matt's head has opened and his brain has jumped out]] / [[Matt's brain looks at him]] / Matt's brain: Well, you can stay if you want to, but I'm leaving. / [[Matt's head has closed again, and he is still sitting at the computer in his cubicle. His brain is running away]] / [[Ian is sitting on a couch playing a nintendo 64. Matt has walked in]]
/ Ian: Hey-ya, Matt. How was work?
/ Matt: Seemed like it went by really quickly... http://machall.com/view.php?date=2001-06-12%3Cbr/%3EGood |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://machall.com/view.php?date=2004-05-03%3C/b%3E">http://machall.com/view.php?date=2004-05-03%3C/b%3E | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |