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| Kick in the Head | Kick in the Head is a New York based, semi-autobiographical daily web comic by Derek Lieu. http://kickinthehead.org/index.php |
| Kick in the Head | A semi-autobiographical webcomic based in New York City. / Written/Drawn by Derek Lieu http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date= |
| iPod Envy | [[Dude stands at bus stop watching smiley guys enjoy their iPods, a lot]] / THAT DOES IT! / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-03-20 |
| New York Times Telemarketer | [[Dude sits watching TV, cell phone rings]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-03-25 |
| NYU: Career Jump Starter | [[Dude wears T-shirt reading: I came to NYU to start my career and all I got was this lousy economy.]] / {{clothes, economy, nyu, new york university, graduation}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-03-26 |
| Film Student Job Searching | [[Dude talks with smiley guy]] / Dude: The problem with being a film student grad is that your job can't be summed up in one word. / Smiley Guy: Why don't you just do a search on a job website for "filmmaker?" / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-03-27 |
| New York's Rapidly Changing Seasons | [[Dude stands in pouring rain]] / [[Dude stands in gusting wind]] / [[Dude stands in bright sunshine]] / [[Dude stands in blizzard]] / Dude: Maybe it's time I started checking the weather forecast. / {{weather, rain, wind, sun, snow, forecast, sidewalk}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-03-28 |
| Lazy at Home with Earl | [[Dude sits in easy chair]] / [[Dude drinks soda]] / [[Roach walks into frame]] / Dude: 'Sup Earl?" / Earl: Hey man / [[Roach leaves]] / {{apartment, home, lazy, cockroach}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-01 |
| Subway, Cold as Ice | [[Dude stands in subway next to guy singing Cold as Ice]] / You're as cold as ice... / willin, to sacrifice our love... / [[Dude joins in singing]] / ...you never take advice... / [[Dude takes over singing]] / Some day you'll pay the price I KNOW! / I've seen it before, it happens all the time... / Closin'... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-03 |
| Hocching one up | [[Dude sits at park bench with cockroach on leash]] / [[Dude notices scraggly looking guy sit down]] / < |
| Sound travels | [[Dude sleeps]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-05 |
| Spring Again | [[Dude walks around]] / It's Spring again!!! / [[Dude walks through park]] / Dude: I can walk through the park again! / [[Dude holds ice cream cone]] / Dude: Eat Ice Cream again! / [[Dude holds baby]] / Dude: Kiss babies again! / [[Rain starts pouring]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-17 |
| Subway Over the Shoulder Reading | [[Dude sits reading Harry Potter book on subway]] / [[Smiley guy reads over his shoulder]] / [[Dude looks at Smiley Guy]] / [[Smiley Guy flips page]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-18 |
| Huge Roach Problem | [[Dude runs to exterminator standing by his roach van that reads: DIE!!!!]] / Dude: You gotta help me, I got a huge roach problem in my apartment! / [[Exterminator looks at cockroach twice his height]] / Roach: Yo / Caption: (Not Earl) / Exterminator: That you do. / {{pest, cockroach, exterminator,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-19 |
| Blockbuster sucks | [[Dude at Blockbuster counter]] / Dude: Excuse me, where would I find "Goodfellas?" / Cashier: "Action" / [[Dude stands in Action section looking at pan & scan version of Goodfellas]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-20 |
| Job Interview of doom | [[Dude sits at job interview wearing necktie]] / Bald Job interviewer: So, what is your greatest flaw? / Dude: Well, I'm detail-oriented, have excellent communications skills and must know Word or Excel. / Bald Job interviewer: Well, let me tell you about our company starting 25 years ago... / [[Dude... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-21 |
| Cell Phone Reception | [[Dude stands in blank space holding cell phone]] / Dude: Hey, can you hear me? / [[Dude turns around]] / Dude: How about now? / [[Dude moves again]] / Dude: Now? / [[Dude bends over]] / Dude: Still no? / [[Dude sees he only has one bar]] / [[Dude moves and sees two bars]] / [[Dude holds it... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-22 |
| NYU Request for Money | [[Dude reads his mail]] / Mail: This letter is meant to help you prepare to pay back your student loans... / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-23 |
| No Parking | [[Dude stands in no parking zone looking at car]] / Dude: This car is parked right in the bus stop. / I think I'll kick it. / I'm totally going to kick it. / Grrrr! / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-24 |
| Side Effects Include: Headaches, Dizziness and Dry Mouth | [[Dude reaches into medicine cabinet]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-04-25 |
| A Minute for Greenpeace | [[Dude walks down sidewalk, looks alarmed, then tries to flee]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-05-01 |
| iTunes Music Store | Smiley Guy: I've downloaded five albums already from the iTunes Music Store... / Smiley Guy: ...but they didn't have any Beatles, I wonder if they will later on...? / Smiley Guy: How much have you downloaded so far? / Dude: My Mac can't use the iTunes Music Store. / Smiley Guy: When did you get yours? / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-05-05 |
| Subway P.A. System Maintenance | [[Dude sits in subway]] / Subway Announcer: This is a...train the NEXT STOP will be... / Subway Announcer: STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS PLEASE / Dude: Subway train P.A. maintenance must not be a very high paying job. / {{subway, p.a., announcer, MTA, loud}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-05-06 |
| Weather Control | [[Dude sits on idyllic park bench scene]] / [[Black cloud approaches, Dude watches]] / Dude: Don't even THINK about it bub! / Dude: Sometimes you just can't let the weather ruin your day. / Cloud: Darn. / {{weather, rain cloud, park, flowers, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-05-07 |
| Almond Cookie Violence | [[Dude beats up guy]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-05-08 |
| Subway, is this your drink? | [[Dude enters subway car]] / [[Smiley Guy sits next to his drink, guy next to him listens to iPod]] / Dude: Excuse me, this this your drink? / Smiley Guy: Why, yes. Yes it is. / Dude: Were you going to move it anytime soon? / Smiley Guy: No. / Dude: In that case you better find a towel. / Smiley... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-05-09 |
| Lazy Saturday | [[Dude sits walching TV]] / Dude: I don't do much on Saturdays / {{TV, television, saturday, lazy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-05-10 |
| NYU Graduation Instructions | [[Dude reads mail]] / Mail: Class of 2003 Salute Instructions / Mail: Arrive with academic attire, ticket and student ID. / Dude: God forbid anyone off the street come and accidentally graduate... / {{mail, new york university, NYU, graduation, ID, identification}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-05-11 |
| NYU Graduation Jumping in the Fountain | [[Dude stands amidst other graduates]] / Announcer: Congratulations Class of 2003! / Smiley Graduates: YAAAAYY!!! / Dude: woo. / Smiley Graduates: Everyone in the fountain!!! / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-05-12 |
| Massive subway detour | [[Dude sits in subway car]] / Announcer: Due to construction on the Q line all trains are running local between Dekalb and Canal St. / Announcer: From Canal the Q will be running on the 6 local train express to 42nd street / Announcer: also due to construction, the downtown 6 is making express stops... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-05-13 |
| Movie Theater - Psycho Preview narrator | [[Dude sits in darkened movie theater]] / Preview narrator: in a world... / Preview narrator: a psychotic preview narrator... / Preview narrator: an unsuspecting audience... / Dude: Should I be concerned? / Preview narrator: a really big knife... / {{movie theater, preview, movie trailer, narrator,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-05-14 |
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