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Subway Newspaper Litter [[Dude watches guy reading a newspaper]] / [[Guy sets newspaper on seat]] / [[Guy gets up to leave]] / [[Dude picks up newspaper]] / [[Dude rolls up newspaper]] / [[Dude whaps guy]] / <> / {{subway, newspaper, litter}}
Internet Withdrawl Part Two Dude: Internet connection is down?? No! The day’s only started! / Dude: Come back...please come back... / Dude: Please let it come back, the days feel long enough as it is. / Dude: WHOO! IT’S BACK UP! / Computer: 0 new messages... / Dude: Better to have no email than to never be able to check for...
Photo - Queens Men in Black Saucers [[Dude stands looking up at towers that were UFOs in "Men in Black"]] / {{photo, queens, outdoors, daytime, towers, men in black}}
Socrates Sculpture Garden Lobby [[Dude sits in chair of standing lobby-like setup in Socrates Sculpture Garden]] / {{photo, socrates sculpture garden}}
Testing Cell Phone Rings Smiley Guy #1: Wow! this new cell phone has so many ring types! / Smiley Guy #1: I wonder which one I should use? Maybe I should just listen to them all. / Dude: Just letting you know that since I’m nice, I’m going to warn you that if you do that I’m going to shove that thing down your throat. / Smiley...
 
Windows XP Reloaded Computer: “Microsoft considering update dubbed ‘XP Reloaded’” / Computer: “We are exploring ways to add value to Windows XP” / Dude: Seems stupid to name an upgrade after such a crappy movie. I can think of a better name for it... / Dude: XP Debugged / {{work computer, microsoft, windows xp relo...
Most Gorgeous Day Ever [[Dude stands outside at bus stop in snowstorm]] / Dude: Wow, it'd be a gorgeous day today if not for the snow. / Dude: ...and wind / Dude: ...and the wetness / Dude: ...and the cold. / {{bus stop, weather, snow, wind, rain, cold}}
Pocky [[Dude looks at shelf of Pocky]] / Dude: Normal Pocky, strawberry Pocky, mousse Pocky, almond Pocky, green tea Pocky, marble Pocky... / Dude: Men’s Pocky, almond cherry Pocky, vanilla Pocky, coconut Pocky, Giant Pocky, banana Pocky... / Dude: NEW Pocky? What the heck is New Pocky? / Stock Boy: Same...
AT&T, hook 'em while they're young [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: “Greg Hartsfield, and engineer with AT&T Wireless was trying to explain to a class of 18 young people how cell phones work...in a 90-minute free class the company offers...” / Dude: “...Students wanted to have their pictures taken with the camera phone...They...
Photo - Queens Impressive Structure [[Dude stands at impressive building in Queens]] / {{photo, queens, outdoors, daytime}}
 
Photo - Foggy Empire State Building [[Dude looks out window at the Empire State Building clouded in fog at night]] / {{photo, empire state building, fog}}
Women's Restroom at a Movie Theater [[Dude stands outside of women's restroom at movie theater, several men wait outside]] / {{movie theater, women's restroom}}
Q Train Worker [[Dude sits in subway]] / Train Announcer: This is Dekalb Avenue..Deeeeekaaaaalb Avenuuuee... / Train Announcer: Next stop is Atlantic Ave, that’s right, Atlantic Avenuuuuuuuueeeee... / Train Announcer: Transfers available for the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG ISLAND RAAAAAILROOOOAD.... / Dude: I say give him...
Subway Tokens [[Dude reaches into his pocket]] / [[Dude swipes Metrocard]] / [[Dude goes through turnstile]] / Dude: Now that we all use Metrocards, I wonder what they did with all those tokens. / {{subway, turnstile, metrocard, tokens}}
Passion of the Christ: The Junk Mail [[Dude checks his mail]] / Junk Mail: "Experience the Passion of Jesus Christ" / Junk Mail: "Meet the people who really killed the Christ." / Dude: Even if I were religious is that supposed to make me want to go to this? / {{junk mail, jesus christ, the passion}}
 
Games for Mac [[Dude walks on sidewalk]] / Dude: You know, I haven’t played any games for my Mac lately. I should get something new. / [[Dude goes to game store]] / Dude: Maybe I should go in and BUY a game for once, and support the Mac gaming industry. / Dude: Too bad none of the video game stores seem to stock...
Photo - Queens Park 3 [[Dude sits on park bench by Queens Park]] / {{photo, queens, park, outdoors, daytime}}
Photo - Grand Army Plaza Spire [[Dude stands by large stone spire by Grand Army Plaza]] / {{photo, black & white, grand army plaza}}
MTA Subway Announcer Identity [[Dude stands on subway platform with backpack]] / [[Subway pulls in, MTA worker in window]] / MTA Worker: This is Canal St. transfers available for the J, M, N, R, Q and W trains. / Dude: So THAT'S what you look like. / {{subway, MTA announcer}}
Shampoo Ingredients [[Dude looks at shampoo shelf]] / Dude: Ingredients Water, Isobutate, Polyquaternium-4, propane, Propylene Glycol, C9-11 Pareth-8... / Dude: ...and fragrance / {{shopping, shampoo ingredients}}
 
iPod Mugger [[Dude walks down the sidewalk with white headphones]] / Mugger: All right, hand over the iPod! / Mugger: Wait! What gives? That’s not an iPod! / Mugger: You’re just using white headphones with a crappy CD player so it looks like you have an iPod! / Dude: I know I am! You don’t have to be mean about...
April Fools Girlfriend [[Dude sits at work computer with cell phone]] / <> / Dude: Oh hi sweetie. Yeah, I'm coming to your place after work today. Love you too. / <> / Dude: What? You see me at most five minutes of every day. Did it never occur to you that I have a girlfriend? / [[Dude leaves]] / [[Dude...
High School History Teacher [[Dude sits at subway platform, notices guy with glasses]] / Dude: Oh my god! Weren’t you my high school history teacher? / History Teacher: Huh? / Dude: Wow, and I was even thinking of you today! / History Teacher: Really? That’s so funny. / Dude: Yeah, I was remembering how you used to say the...
Photo - Old Artsy Photo [[Dude stands by shuttered stores at night]] / Dude: Uh oh, must be running low on photos if we're down to this old artsy stuff. / {{photo, night, outdoors, black & white}}
Photo - Union Street [[Dude stands in street on Union Street in Park Slope]] / {{photo, black & white, park slope}}
 
Shaolin Soccer Miramax Release [[Dude stands outside movie theater playing "Shaolin Soccer" / [[Dude sits in movie theater, the lights are on]] / Movie Theater worker: Uh sir? The movie's over. / Dude: I'm not leaving until you play the rest of the film. / Movie Theater worker: There's no more sir, it's over. / Dude: What're...
Guacamole Sizes [[Dude at Mexican food restaurant]] / Dude: Can I get a Nevada burrito and a side of guacamole? / Dude: Small or large guacamole? / Dude: Small please. / [[Cashier puts really tiny container on counter]] / Dude: What is this? a Japan sized small? / {{mexican food, guacamole}}
Street Samples [[Dude on street sees guy offering samples of a new drink]] / Smiley Guy: Hi! Would you like to try a free sample of our new drink? / [[Dude drinks]] / <> / Dude: Oh my god! It's like a party in my mouth... / Dude: ...that sucks. / {{sidewalk, drink, free samples}}
KITH School for releasing Hong Kong Films in the U.S. [[Dude wears reading glasses]] / Dude: Hello, and welcome to Kick in the Head’s School of releasing Hong Kong films in the U.S. / [[Dude watches TV]] / Dude: Wow, this movie’s amazing, it should be released in the U.S. / Arrow pointing to TV: Import DVD playing / [[Dude stands outside movie theater...
4am Comic [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: Hi / Dude: Ummmmmmm / Dude: Hi / Dude: Sorry, I'd be a lot funnier right now if I weren't written past 4 am. / {{blank comic, late night, lazy}}
 

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