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Elevator Indicators [[Dude presses button for elevator]] / [[Above the elevator are two circular lights]] / <> / [[One of the circles lights up]] / Dude: Now what's the point in that? / {{elevators}}
Stupid People Therapy [[Dude leaves work]] / Dude: Oh man, stupid people can really drain you. / [[Dude on subway]] / Dude: So tired, it's going to take a miracle to life my spirits at this point. / [[Dude gets off subway]] / Dude: Wait! I still have half a pint of chocolate chip ice cream at home! / [[Dude happily...
iPod Mini Shipping Time [[Dude stands at Apple Store]] / Dude: How long is the wait for iPod minis? / Apple Store Worker: It could be up to six weeks. / Apple Store Worker: Did you want to order one? / Dude: No, I just like knowing there are other people around who can't get their hands on one. / {{apple store, ipod ...
Boring Day [[Dude walks on sidewalk]] / [[Dude sits on subway]] / [[Dude sits at work]] / [[Dude walks on sidewalk]] / Dude: Today was actually pretty boring. / {{sidewalk, subway, work computer, lazy, late night}}
Mayonnaise Varieties [[Dude walks through supermarket]] / Dude: Let's see, I need to get some mayo. / Dude: Low fat, tartar sauce, light, relish flavored... / [[Dude sees the plain section is empty]] / Dude: Plain... / Dude: Ah, the luxury of choice. / {{supermarket, shopping, food, mayonnaise}}
 
Photo - Prince Street Subway Station [[Dude stands on subway platform of Prince Street subway station]] / {{photo, subway, prince street}}
Photo - Thompson Street [[Dude walks down Thompson Street]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, Thompson street}}
Movie Theater - Troy [[Dude sits in movie theater eating popcorn]] / [[Dude looks at guy next to him]] / Smiley Guy: Ohhh...they hid inside the horse... / Smiley Guy: That's clever. / [[Guy next to Dude now has popcorn tub over his head]] / Smiley Guy: I can't see. / {{Troy, trojan horse, movie theater}}
Sports Club Pamphlet [[Dude checks mail]] / [[Pamphlet shows person standing on a scale]] / Pamphlet: DId you know nothing tastes as good as thin feels? SPORTSCLUB 718.555.THIN / [[Dude looks at pamphlet]] / [[Dude turns his head]] / Dude: The person standing on this scale appears to weight about 62lbs. / {{junk mail,...
Knock Off Batteries [[Dude sits in subway, guy selling packs of batteries walks by]] / Battery Salesman: Batteries...pack of 16 for one dollar... / Smiley Guy: I'll take a pack. / Battery Salesman: 16 for a dollar... / Smiley Guy: What the heck is BORACELL?? / Dude: You get what you pay for dude. / {{subway, batteries,...
 
Entemman's Chocolate Chip Cookies [[Dude holds Entenmman's Cookies]] / Dude: Mmmmm....Entenmann's Chocolate Chip Cookies... / Dude: Serving size: 3 cookies???? / [[Dude thinks]] / [[Empty box of Entenmann's chocolate chip cookies]] / {{entenmann's chocolate chip cookies, food}}
Fastest Deli Cashier Ever [[Dude stands in line at deli counter]] / Dude: This deli cashier is probably the fastest in all New York. / Deli Cashier: Your change, sir. / Smiley Guy: Change? But I haven't even- / Smiley Guy: What the hell? How is this bagged already? / Smiley Guy: Okay I believe you. / {{deli, cashier}}
Photo - Prince Street Subway Station 2 [[Dude sits on subway bench at Prince Street Subway Station]] / {{photo, prince street, subway}}
Photo - Prospect Park in the Spring 2 [[Dude stands by big tree in Prospect Park]] / {{photo, prospect park, day, outdoors}}
Biggest Powerbook G4 ever [[Dude sits on subway looking at guy with laptop]] / That's a pretty big laptop, it must be old. / Actually it's a Powerbook G4, it's just drawn badly. / {{subway, computer, laptop, powerbook g4, apple, self referential, meta}}
 
Not good [[Dude stands in blank space]] / [[Dude looks at his arm]] / [[Dude looks at his leg]] / Dude: I wonder what I'd look like if I lost some weight. / {{blank comic, lazy, late night, weight loss}}
Star Wars Original Trilogy Computer: “The new Star Wars Trilogy DVD set is said to be versions of the film as George Lucas ‘sees them today.’” / Computer: “Rumored changes include replacing Sebastian Shaw with Hayden Christensen as the ghost for of Anakin Skywalker. / [[Dude holds THX Laserdiscs of original cut of Star Wars]] / Dude:...
New York Alarm Clock [[Dude sleeps in bed]] / <> / <> / <> / Dude: Before New York I needed to set three alarm clocks in order to wake up. / {{sleep, car alarm, honk, alarm clock}}
Street Sofa Cushions [[Dude stands by bus stop, a sofa with no cushions is next to him]] / Dude: What would you even do with spare sofa cushions? / {{bus stop, street trash, sofa cushions}}
Photo - Cooper Union [[Dude leans against Cooper Union building at night]] / {{photo, cooper union, night, outdoors}}
 
Photo - Cheesy WTC art [[Dude walks past fence next to building with painting of the New York skyline with the World Trade Center buildings made out of flowers]] / {{photo, night, outdoors, world trade center, wtc, 9/11}}
Donations for Veterans [[Dude walks by table for giving donations to the Veterans]] / Charity Worker: Sir? Would you like to make a donation for the veterans? / Charity Worker: Thank you sir, any amount is fine. / Charity Worker: Thanks again, have a pin. / Dude: How much did it cost you guys to have these made? / {{charity,...
Martial Arts School [[Dude walks towards Martial Arts School]] / Instructor: Now, before you observe the class do you have any questions first? / Smiley Guy: Have you ever had to use your martial arts to beat someone up? / Instructor: Not yet... / {{martial arts, kung fu, hapkido}}
You've Selected Regicide... [[Dude at work computer, cell phone next to him]] / <> / Dude: Hello? / Phone: Hello, this is Canon calling for a survey in regards to your recent repairs... / <> / <> / Phone: Um, excuse me, but I think we got disconnected. / Dude: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you...
Easiest Tech Support Question Ever [[Dude is asleep at work computer]] / Smiley Guy: To undo something in Photoshop, it's Apple-plus what letter? / <> / Smiley Guy: Do I hold that down or just press it once? / <> / {{work computer, tech support, sleep, lazy, apple, macintosh}}
 
Canal Street Q Contingency Plan [[Canal St. Subway Station, Dude holding bouquet]] / Dude: The smell's really not so bad if you come prepared with the right flowers. / {{subway, smell, stench, Canal, Chinatown}}
Photo - Union Square Uptown Platform [[Dude stands on Union Square Uptown N, Q, R, W platform]] / {{photo, union square, subway}}
Photo - Park Slope Church [[Dude stands at bottom of frame looking up at church]] / {{photo, church, outdoors}}
Getting too old to eat this [[Supermarket]] / Dude: Wow! I haven't had this cereal since I was a kid! I should get a box. / [[At home]] / <> / <> / Dude: A terrible thing to be reminded your body doesn't work like it used to. / <> / {{supermarket, food, cereal, stomach, sick}}
Subway Fart [[Dude sits in subway car]] / <> / [[Passenger holding his nose]] / Dude: I think living alone has caused my body to be a bit too comfortable with itself. / {{subway, fart, flatulence, lazy}}
 

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