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| Elevator Indicators | [[Dude presses button for elevator]] / [[Above the elevator are two circular lights]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-10 |
| Stupid People Therapy | [[Dude leaves work]] / Dude: Oh man, stupid people can really drain you. / [[Dude on subway]] / Dude: So tired, it's going to take a miracle to life my spirits at this point. / [[Dude gets off subway]] / Dude: Wait! I still have half a pint of chocolate chip ice cream at home! / [[Dude happily... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-11 |
| iPod Mini Shipping Time | [[Dude stands at Apple Store]] / Dude: How long is the wait for iPod minis? / Apple Store Worker: It could be up to six weeks. / Apple Store Worker: Did you want to order one? / Dude: No, I just like knowing there are other people around who can't get their hands on one. / {{apple store, ipod ... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-12 |
| Boring Day | [[Dude walks on sidewalk]] / [[Dude sits on subway]] / [[Dude sits at work]] / [[Dude walks on sidewalk]] / Dude: Today was actually pretty boring. / {{sidewalk, subway, work computer, lazy, late night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-13 |
| Mayonnaise Varieties | [[Dude walks through supermarket]] / Dude: Let's see, I need to get some mayo. / Dude: Low fat, tartar sauce, light, relish flavored... / [[Dude sees the plain section is empty]] / Dude: Plain... / Dude: Ah, the luxury of choice. / {{supermarket, shopping, food, mayonnaise}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-14 |
| Photo - Prince Street Subway Station | [[Dude stands on subway platform of Prince Street subway station]] / {{photo, subway, prince street}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-15 |
| Photo - Thompson Street | [[Dude walks down Thompson Street]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, Thompson street}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-16 |
| Movie Theater - Troy | [[Dude sits in movie theater eating popcorn]] / [[Dude looks at guy next to him]] / Smiley Guy: Ohhh...they hid inside the horse... / Smiley Guy: That's clever. / [[Guy next to Dude now has popcorn tub over his head]] / Smiley Guy: I can't see. / {{Troy, trojan horse, movie theater}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-17 |
| Sports Club Pamphlet | [[Dude checks mail]] / [[Pamphlet shows person standing on a scale]] / Pamphlet: DId you know nothing tastes as good as thin feels? SPORTSCLUB 718.555.THIN / [[Dude looks at pamphlet]] / [[Dude turns his head]] / Dude: The person standing on this scale appears to weight about 62lbs. / {{junk mail,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-18 |
| Knock Off Batteries | [[Dude sits in subway, guy selling packs of batteries walks by]] / Battery Salesman: Batteries...pack of 16 for one dollar... / Smiley Guy: I'll take a pack. / Battery Salesman: 16 for a dollar... / Smiley Guy: What the heck is BORACELL?? / Dude: You get what you pay for dude. / {{subway, batteries,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-19 |
| Entemman's Chocolate Chip Cookies | [[Dude holds Entenmman's Cookies]] / Dude: Mmmmm....Entenmann's Chocolate Chip Cookies... / Dude: Serving size: 3 cookies???? / [[Dude thinks]] / [[Empty box of Entenmann's chocolate chip cookies]] / {{entenmann's chocolate chip cookies, food}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-20 |
| Fastest Deli Cashier Ever | [[Dude stands in line at deli counter]] / Dude: This deli cashier is probably the fastest in all New York. / Deli Cashier: Your change, sir. / Smiley Guy: Change? But I haven't even- / Smiley Guy: What the hell? How is this bagged already? / Smiley Guy: Okay I believe you. / {{deli, cashier}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-21 |
| Photo - Prince Street Subway Station 2 | [[Dude sits on subway bench at Prince Street Subway Station]] / {{photo, prince street, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-22 |
| Photo - Prospect Park in the Spring 2 | [[Dude stands by big tree in Prospect Park]] / {{photo, prospect park, day, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-23 |
| Biggest Powerbook G4 ever | [[Dude sits on subway looking at guy with laptop]] / That's a pretty big laptop, it must be old. / Actually it's a Powerbook G4, it's just drawn badly. / {{subway, computer, laptop, powerbook g4, apple, self referential, meta}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-24 |
| Not good | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / [[Dude looks at his arm]] / [[Dude looks at his leg]] / Dude: I wonder what I'd look like if I lost some weight. / {{blank comic, lazy, late night, weight loss}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-25 |
| Star Wars Original Trilogy | Computer: “The new Star Wars Trilogy DVD set is said to be versions of the film as George Lucas ‘sees them today.’” / Computer: “Rumored changes include replacing Sebastian Shaw with Hayden Christensen as the ghost for of Anakin Skywalker. / [[Dude holds THX Laserdiscs of original cut of Star Wars]] / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-26 |
| New York Alarm Clock | [[Dude sleeps in bed]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-27 |
| Street Sofa Cushions | [[Dude stands by bus stop, a sofa with no cushions is next to him]] / Dude: What would you even do with spare sofa cushions? / {{bus stop, street trash, sofa cushions}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-28 |
| Photo - Cooper Union | [[Dude leans against Cooper Union building at night]] / {{photo, cooper union, night, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-29 |
| Photo - Cheesy WTC art | [[Dude walks past fence next to building with painting of the New York skyline with the World Trade Center buildings made out of flowers]] / {{photo, night, outdoors, world trade center, wtc, 9/11}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-30 |
| Donations for Veterans | [[Dude walks by table for giving donations to the Veterans]] / Charity Worker: Sir? Would you like to make a donation for the veterans? / Charity Worker: Thank you sir, any amount is fine. / Charity Worker: Thanks again, have a pin. / Dude: How much did it cost you guys to have these made? / {{charity,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-05-31 |
| Martial Arts School | [[Dude walks towards Martial Arts School]] / Instructor: Now, before you observe the class do you have any questions first? / Smiley Guy: Have you ever had to use your martial arts to beat someone up? / Instructor: Not yet... / {{martial arts, kung fu, hapkido}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-01 |
| You've Selected Regicide... | [[Dude at work computer, cell phone next to him]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-02 |
| Easiest Tech Support Question Ever | [[Dude is asleep at work computer]] / Smiley Guy: To undo something in Photoshop, it's Apple-plus what letter? / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-03 |
| Canal Street Q Contingency Plan | [[Canal St. Subway Station, Dude holding bouquet]] / Dude: The smell's really not so bad if you come prepared with the right flowers. / {{subway, smell, stench, Canal, Chinatown}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-04 |
| Photo - Union Square Uptown Platform | [[Dude stands on Union Square Uptown N, Q, R, W platform]] / {{photo, union square, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-05 |
| Photo - Park Slope Church | [[Dude stands at bottom of frame looking up at church]] / {{photo, church, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-06 |
| Getting too old to eat this | [[Supermarket]] / Dude: Wow! I haven't had this cereal since I was a kid! I should get a box. / [[At home]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-07 |
| Subway Fart | [[Dude sits in subway car]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-08 |
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