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| Doing Laundry Sucks | [[Dude carrying his laundry]] / Dude: Man, doing laundry sucks. / [[Dude looks at camera]] / Dude: I mean, what's laundry? Never done laundry before in my entire life, don't even know the meaning of the word. If I knew what laundry was then that would mean I wore clothes. Oh shoot, I said clothes.... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-09 |
| The Luxury of Choice | [[Supermarket]] / Dude: All right, I need to get hamburger buns and some orange juice. / Dude: Low carb, carb counting, low carb points, carb watch, No-carb, 2 carb points... / Dude: Low acid, orange banana, strawberry peach banana, 1/2 fat calcium Vitamin D, Healthy heart, Orange Kiwi Passion... / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-10 |
| What Else Do You Use 14 Screens For? | [[Dude walking on sidewalk]] / Dude: I should go see a movie, there's bound to be something worth seeing. / Movie Theater Worker: Riddick, Day After Tomorrow, Harry Potter, and Shrek 2. / [[Dude glances at marquee]] / Dude: Good to see that you guys take full advantage of having 14 screens. / {{movie... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-11 |
| Photo - iPod Mini Display | [[Dude gawks at iPod Mini display at Apple Store SoHo]] / {{photo, apple store, ipod mini}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-12 |
| Photo - Subway Door Reflection | [[Dude is reflected in window of Subway door]] / {{photo, subway, reflection}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-13 |
| 'Cause You Know, the Breeze is Better in There | [[Dude stands outside of Thai Food Restaurant]] / [[The wind is blowing]] / Sign: The Garden is open. Come in and enjoy the breeze! / {{thai food, wind, weather}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-14 |
| Carbohydrates | [[Dude gets approached by survey taker]] / Smiley Guy: Hi, I'm conducting a survey. Could you tell me what a carbohydrate is? / Dude: Well, carbohydrates provide the body with energy. The simplest being glucose which is in sugary foods. But then there are starches which are complex carbs... / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-15 |
| Street Poop | [[Dude waiting to cross street]] / Dude: POOP!? / Dude: Oh god, oh god, gotta find some grass or some sand or something. / Dude: ....... / Dude: Where the hell am I gonna find sand or grass on the street in Manhattan??? / [[Dude runs away]] / Dude: AAARRGGHH!!!! / {{sidewalk, poop}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-16 |
| That's a Lotta Joules Yo | [[Dude stands by large stack of air conditioners in store]] / Salesperson: Can I help you sir? / Dude: I'm trying to figure out which a/c to get. / Salesperson: Well this here one has over 7000 BTUs! / Salesperson: That's a lot of BTUs, yo. / Dude: Does that sales pitch actually work on people? / {{air... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-17 |
| Subway Blessing in Disguise | [[Subway station turnstiles]] / Dude: Aw crap! I can hear the train coming in! / [[Arriving at train]] / Dude: Phew! It's not a B train. / [[Train pulls away]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-18 |
| Photo - Prince Street Subway Station 3 | [[Dude walks down stairway of subway station at Prince Street, looks at booth attendant]] / {{photo, subway, booth}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-19 |
| Photo - Cooper Union Speeding Bus | [[Dude stands on corner of Cooper Union, bus zooms past, speed trails]] / {{photo, cooper union, night, outdoors, time lapse}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-20 |
| You know you wanna | [[Dude stands at bus stop]] / Dude: Wanna Fanta? Don't you wanna, wanna Fanta? / Dude: Wanna Fanta? Don't you wanna wanna Fanta? / Dude: ...... / Dude: NOOOOOO!!!!! / {{bus stop, sidewalk, song, Fanta}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-21 |
| Kitchen Bulb | [[Dude stands under bulb in kitchen]] / Dude, I've just realized I've lived here for over a year and never had to replace my kitchen light bulb. / {{home, apartment, kitchen, light bulb}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-22 |
| 'Cause you know, kids got really strong legs | [[Mom and child enter subway car]] / Dude: Would you like to take my seat? / Mom: Oh, thank you that's so nice! / [[Adult takes seat leaving child to stand]] / Dude: Give it one more try. Get it wrong this time and I take the seat back. / {{subway, kid, child, giving up seat}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-23 |
| Math is Hard | [[Supermarket]] / Dude: Orange Juice, 64 fluid ounces, or 2 quarts, or 1.89 Liters... / Dude: Diet Coke, 50.7 fluid ounces, 1 quart and 18.7 ounces, or 1.5 Liters... / Dude: Ginger Ale, 2.1 quarts or 2 Liters... / Dude: My elementary school teacher was wrong. Math IS useless. / {{supermarket, food,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-24 |
| Ten Hai-ya-ya and NINE Hai-ya-ya! | [[Dude has neutral expression]] / [[Dude frowns]] / [[Dude smiles]] / [[Dude looks angry]] / [[Dude grins]] / Dude: That's enough exercise for one day. / {{blank comic, emotion, late night, lazy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-25 |
| Photo - West Side Fountain | [[Dude stands by water fountain at West Side Highway]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, west side highway, water fountain}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-26 |
| Photo - Fire Escape Sunset | [[Dude stands on his fire escape looking at the sun set]] / {{photo, outdoors, sunset, fire escape}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-27 |
| Movie Theater - Fahrenheit 9/11 Line | [[Dude gets to end of line for "Fahrenheit 9/11"]] / Dude: All right the line's not too long! / Dude: I was worried I came too late to get a good seat. / Dude: But how come the line's here and the theater's behind us? / Smiley Guy: It wraps around in the hallway. / Dude: huh? / [[Diagram indicating... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-28 |
| Behind the Counter Baby Formula | [[Dude pays for items at pharmacy]] / Cashier: That comes to $8.68. / Dude: Why does baby formula have to be stored behind the counter? / {{pharmacy, shopping, baby formula}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-29 |
| Welding Advertisement | [[Dude walks past construction area]] / [[Dude sees ad on construction site for "Weir Welding"]] / [[Dude looks up at skeletal building]] / Dude: As if anyone can tell quality welding from bad welding by looking at a building construction. / {{construction, welding}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-06-30 |
| Science of Spider-Man | [[Dude reads comics next to two other guys in the store]] / Smiley Guy #1: You know the dumb thing about Spider-Man 2? How the hell can Doctor Octopus lift an entire car with his tentacles? / Smiley Guy #2: Seriously, his spinal cord wouldn’t have the support necessary to lift it! / Dude: If you’re... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-07-01 |
| Deodorant Names | [[Dude looks at pharmacy shelf]] / Dude: Let's see...Ah-hah! Here's the deodorant. / Dude: Cool rush, extreme blast, fresh, exhilarate... / [[Dude ponders]] / Dude: Must be the same guys that name chewing gum flavors. / {{deodorant, chewing gum, pharmacy, shopping}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-07-02 |
| Photo - West Side Sculpture | [[Dude looks through metal fruit shaped sculpture by West Side Highway]] / {{sculpture, west side highway, day, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-07-03 |
| Photo - Bleecker Street | [[Dude walks past red building on Bleecker Street]] / {{photo, bleecker street, outdoors, day}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-07-04 |
| I, Robot Promotion | [[Dude walks past guy with box on street]] / Promoter: Hello sir, would you like a free "I, Robot" keychain? / Dude: Hmmm, interesting advertising. It has a clock and a countdown to when the movie comes out. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-07-05 |
| Crazy Humidity | [[Dude swims through water witih fish]] / [[Dude swims down to bus stop where a guy is waiting]] / [[Dude is actually standing next to the bus stop]] / Dude: Stupid humidity. / {{weather, humidity, summer, bus stop}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-07-06 |
| New York Post Richard Gephardt error | [[Dude sits at work computer, New York Post on his desk]] / Dude: “The New York Post became an object of ridicule...when its front-page report that Richard Gephardt would be running mate of John Kerry.” / Dude: “Copies of the paper are already available on eBay for up to fifty dollars” / Dude: “The... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-07-07 |
| Starbucks Hot Chocolate | [[Dude at Starbucks]] / Dude: I'll have a tall hot chocolate please. / Starbucks Worker: Here you go. / Dude: I think you forgot the chocolate, or was I supposed to bring my own? / {{starbucks, hot chocolate, water}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-07-08 |
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