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| Photo - Prospect Park Fence | [[Dude walks on Prospect Park fence with some kids]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, prospect park, kids}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-16 |
| Photo - Union Square Puppy | [[Dude's legs are in the background. A dark brown puppy sits leashed]] / {{photo, day, outdoors, union square, puppy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-17 |
| Just Wait For It | [[Dude looks through supermarket selection]] / Dude: What the hell? The thin sliced chicken I always get is now 94% fat free? / Dude: Excuse me, where'd the normal chicken go? / Supermarket Worker: We don't carry it anymore. / Dude: How can they only have low-carb bread in stock?? / Coke Man: Hey... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-18 |
| Heat Finally On | [[Dude checks his heater]] / Dude: Oh good, they finally turned the heat on. / Dude: It's just in time too. / [[Dude in bed]] / Dude: I was running out of quarters putting my comforter sheets in the dryer all the time anyway. / {{apartment, heat}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-19 |
| Red Sox Victory | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: Okay, the Red Sox won but I'm not going to let myself get too excited. / Dude: This is me not getting too excited, not getting too excited... / [[Dude sheds a tear]] / Dude: WAH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HAHAHAHAHA HO HEE HAHAHAHAA!! / {{red sox, yankees, blank space,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-20 |
| Going to the World Series | [[Dude in bar happy off his mind, other bar goers not so pleased]] / Dude: OHMYGODOHMYGOD!WOWOWHAHAHAHA! HEEEEHOHOHOHO! HURBAHARARAAH / Dude: WHHAAA!!HAHAHA!HAWORLDSERIOUS!AHOHMYGODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! / Dude: uuhhaaaa... / [[Dude faints]] / Bar Man: Try taking a breath dude. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-21 |
| Street Psychic | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Sign: Psychic $5 / Psychic: Psychic reading my dahling? / Psychic: Come see what ze future holds. / Dude: No thanks / Dude: Oh crap, I forgot my umbrella at work. / [[Dude walks back in other direction]] / Psychic: Psychic reading my dahling? Come see what ze future... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-22 |
| Photo - Street Smoke Stack | [[Dude looks at orange and white smoke stack thingy coming out of sewer]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, sewer smoke, chinatown}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-23 |
| Photo - Atlantic Avenue 2 | [[Dude stands on Atlantic Avenue subway platform, back against pillar]] / {{photo, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-24 |
| Awkward... | [[Dude sits in back of cab]] / Cabby: Man, can't believe the Red Sox won the first two games. / Cabby: Since the Yankees lost I'm rooting for the Cardinals. / [[Dude feels awkward and remains silent]] / Cabby: You know what I mean? / Dude: Huh? Oh, yeah sure. / Cabby: Well, this is your stop dude. / [[Dude... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-25 |
| Supermarket Conveyor Belt Buffer Zone | [[Dude at supermarket aisle looks back at person hesitant to put items on belt despite ample space available to be between items]] / Cashier: Sir, it's all right for yo uto put your items on the belt, I'm not going to mix up your groceries. / Nervous Shopper: It's okay, I can wait. / {{supermarket,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-26 |
| iPod Photo & U2 iPod | [[Dude sits at home computer]] / Dude: New color photo and U2 iPods... / Dude: Though I don't know that much of U2's music... / Dude: And I don't have a digital camera... / Dude: BUT STILL!!! / {{apple, ipod photo, u2 ipod, home computer}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-27 |
| RED SOX WIN THE WORLD SERIES | [[Dude watches TV]] / Dude: WHAT JUST HAPPENED??? / TV: THE RED SOX ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS!! / Dude: WHAT JUST HAPPENED??? / TV: THE SOX HAVE WON THE WORLD SERIES!! / Dude: AAAAAAAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOHOOHEEHEHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! / [[Dude on the floor in... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-28 |
| Hot Apartment | [[Dude goes into his apartment]] / Dude: Why's my apartment so damn hot? / Dude: Oh wait, it's freezing outside. / Dude: So that's good / {{apartment, weather, hot, cold, late night, lazy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-29 |
| Photo - Gated Elevator | [[Dude's head peers through window of gated elevator]] / {{photo, elevator}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-30 |
| Photo - Bed | [[Dude sleeps in bed]] / {{photo, late night, lazy, bed}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-10-31 |
| Post - Halloween 2004 | [[Dude lies in bed, hand over eyes]] / Dude: Halloween should be declared a three day weekend if it ever happens to fall on a Sunday... / {{halloween, late night, lazy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-01 |
| Voting Day 2004 | [[Dude stands outside of voting booth]] / Dude: All right, here goes. Don't blame me if Bush wins. / [[Dude pulls lever]] / Dude: Who're all these other people? / {{voting, election, george w. bush, dubya, kerry}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-02 |
| Post Election 2004 | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: There are no words sufficient enough, no scream loud enough that I can make. / Dude: And so, instead a moment of silence... / [[Dude has moment]] / Dude: thank you. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-03 |
| Election 2004 Solution | [[Dude lies down head on the ground]] / [[Dude looks out]] / < |
| Star Wars Episode III Teaser | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: Oh look, the Star Wars Episode III teaser is finally online. Maybe that will cheer me up. / [[Dude watches]] / Dude: Nope, still pissed off. / {{work computer, star wars episode iii, revenge of the sith, george w. bush, dubya}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-05 |
| Photo - Tower Video | [[Dude stands by Tower Video ad on phone booth]] / Ad: So good, we had to move. / Dude: Except what they don't mention is that their new location is smaller. / {{photo, night, outdoors, tower records}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-06 |
| Photo - Union Square Statue | [[Dude sits on fence around statue at Union Square]] / Dude: I know I hang around Union Square a lot but that's because a person who lives or works below 14th street I'm require to never venture past it. / {{photo, night, outdoors, union square}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-07 |
| Hair Trap Instructions | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / I should've got one of these hair trap things for my shower ages ago since my hair clogs the drain. / [[Dude looks at instructions]] / [[Instructions show hair trip placed over tub drain]] / [[Dude looks indignant]] / {{tub, hair trap}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-08 |
| Yankee Candle Company | [[Dude walks down sidewalk humming to himself]] / [[Massive stench appears, Dude gets nauseous and dizzy]] / Dude: duuuuuuuuuaaauauauuauauuhaaaaduuuu.... / Dude: aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuaaaaduuuauauuauuu.... / [[Stench passes]] / Dude: Yankee Candle Company. / {{sidewalk, stench, odor, yankee candle c... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-09 |
| Appropriate Time for Ice Cream | [[Dude walks down sidewalk with scarf]] / Dude: Brrr.... / Dude: How the hell did it get so freezing all of a sudden? / Dude: I'm feeling kind of hungry I wonder what I should get. / Dude: I know. I'll go get some ice cream. / {{sidewalk, weather, cold, ice cream, food}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-10 |
| Gay Marriage Subway Argument | [[Dude sits in subway next to two people arguing]] / Lefty: I don't get your problem with gay marriage! / Righty: It's unnatural, it's not right! / Lefty: What the church thinks shouldn't have sway over the state. / Righty: But the sanctity of marriage... / Lefty: Oh, this is my stop. / Righty:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-11 |
| No More Tokens | [[Dude prepares to swipe Metrocard, turnstile says it won't take tokens despite the fact that at this point in time tokens have been eliminated from the system]] / Turnstile: No Tokens / Dude: No duh / {{subway, metrocard, tokens}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-12 |
| Photo - Crate & Barrel Display Window | [[Dude stands outside of Cratae & Barrel looking at easy chair with bucket of popcorn in it]] / Dude: I wonder how long that popcorn has been sitting there. / {{photo, night, outdoors, crate & barrel, popcorn}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-13 |
| Photo - Rooftops | [[Dude walks along rooftops of brownstones in Brooklyn]] / {{photo, roof, night, outdoors, brownstone}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-11-14 |
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