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| Winter Kung Fu | [[Dude walks down street]] / [[Dude slips on ice]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-25 |
| Just How Old is the Subway Really? | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / "Transit officials said yesterday that service on the A anc C lines could be restored to full capacity in six to nine months..." / "...former transit officials said yesterday that the agency has repeatedly acknowledged over the past 20 years that the signaling system... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-26 |
| Secret Code of Chinese Restaurants | [[Dude walks to Chinese takeout place]] / Sign: Happy Kitchen / [[Dude looks at menu]] / Dude: Menus of takeout Chinese places all look the same. / Is there some secret code to getting the real authentic Chinese food or something? / Restaurant worker: I'll give you a hint. / Restaurant worker:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-27 |
| Post Tooth Brushing Appetite | [[Dude brushes his teeth]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-28 |
| Photo - Atlantic Avenue 3 | [[Dude walks up stairs at Atlantic Avenue subway station]] / {{photo, subway, atlantic avenue}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-29 |
| Photo - Misty Empire State Building | [[Dude stands on rooftop of skyscraper. In the distance is the Empire State Building rising out of the misty blue fog]] / {{photo, day, outdoors, empire state building}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-30 |
| Monster Poop...ish | [[Dude runs down hallway to men's room]] / Dude: OH MY GOD! I feel like I'm going to crap out a horse / [[View stays on Men's room door]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-01-31 |
| Mandatory Smoke Detector | [[Dude stands beneath smoke detector reading letter]] / Letter: In accordance with city law, a smoke detector or has been installed in your apartment. / Dude: I hate these things, just the slightest trace of smok- / < |
| Oranges in Season 2005 | [[Dude asleep at work computer, orange slices on his desk]] / [[Smiley guy looks at Dude]] / Smiley guy: Orange slices? / [[Dude suddenly wakes up]] / Dude: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! / [[Dude grabs orange slices]] / Dude: MINE! MINE! MINE! / [[Dude scarfs his face]] / Dude: GULP! GRRMFF GRBB GLOMP GLOOP! / {{oranges,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-02 |
| State of the Union 2005 | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Computer: President Bush proposed the biggest overhaul of Social Security since its 1935 creating on Wednesday night in his State of the Union speech. / Computer: In an emotional moment that brought tears to Bush's eyes, the parents of...a U.S. marine killed in Iraq... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-03 |
| Hot Water, or lack thereof | [[Dude tests bath faucet water]] / Dude: Whoo hoo! Hot water! / Dude: Nothing worse than having no hot water. / Dude: AAAAAHHH!!! / [[Dude shivers]] / Dude: Except maybe losing it once you're already wet. / {{hot water, shower}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-04 |
| Photo - Washington Square Park Arch | [[Dude stands atop Washington Square Park Arch]] / {{photo, washington square park arch, outdoors, day}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-05 |
| Photo - Atlantic Avenue Installation Art | [[Dude stands atop step ladder shaped installation art below skylight]] / {{photo, subway, atlantic avenue, installation art}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-06 |
| Superbowl 2005 | [[Dude sits in back of cab]] / Cab Driver: Man, the superbowl was pretty close last night. / Dude: Huh? Oh yeah, right. / Dude: I didn't realize the football season had started. / {{yellow cab, taxi, superbowl, football}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-07 |
| Bumping into Acquaintances | [[Dude sits on subway, guy sits nearby]] / Dude: [[thinking]] Crap, I know that guy from somewhere and it looks like he recognizes me. / [[Dude and guy share awkward wave]] / Guy: Hey! So how's i- / Dude: Hold on, that was merely an obligatory smile and nod... / Dude: We don't actually know each... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-08 |
| Post Office | [[Dude looks indignant in line at the Post Office, several customers make gripes]] / Customer #1: How much are stamps? / Customer #2: Wait, fedex this, UPS that, and... / Customer #3: How can you people always be on your lunch break??? / Customer #4: I wasn't in line but I just have a quick question. / {{united... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-09 |
| Aggressive Subway Conducting | [[Subway car]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-10 |
| MPAA's Warning | [[Screenwriter sits at computer]] / Screenwriter: I'm going to write a film about a preview narrator who kills people with his voice! / Caption: Elsewhere... / Downloader: I think I'll illegally download some movies now. / Screenwriter: [[in reaction]] On second though I'll find a really great film... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-11 |
| Photo - Chinatown HSBC | [[Dude walks past HSBC and subway station]] / {{photo, chinatown, subway, sidewalk}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-12 |
| Photo - The Gates | [[Dude looks at people reacting to The Gates]] / Admirer #1: IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD! / Admirer #2: Has this always been here? / Admirer #3: They should've just given me the money. http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-13 |
| Joys of Being Single During Valentine's Day | [[Dude stands in line at movie theater]] / Boyfriend: All right honey what do you want to see? / Girlfriend: I want to see "The Wedding Date!" / [[Boyfriend's face cringes]] / Boyfriend: Can I have two for "The Wedding Date" please? / Dude: Whaa-hahahaha!! Wedding Date. HA! HA! HA! HA! / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-14 |
| Champion Karate | [[Dude stands outside of Karate Dojo with several trophies in the window]] / Sign: Champion Karate / Sign: GRAND OPENING! / Dude: Only makes one wonder where the trophies came from. / {{karate dojo, mcdojo, trophies, sport martial arts}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-15 |
| Movie Test Screening | [[Dude walks down the sidewalk]] / Screener: Hi! Are you interested in going to a free movie screening tomorrow? / Dude: What's it for? / Screener: Well, it's so that we can get survey screening info to make the trailer and TV commercials better. / Dude: Hold on let me get this straight. You're going... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-16 |
| CVS Line From Hell | [[Dude checks his watch as he stands in line at CVS]] / Old Woman: What do you mean? These were supposed to be Three for One! / Old Woman: All right! But I'm never shopping here again! / [[Smiley Guy cuts in front of Dude]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-17 |
| Aint it Cool News' New Layout | [[Dude sits in various positions in horrible illogical layout]] / Captions: / Just / When / You / Thought / Aint-It-Cool-News' / Layout / Couldn't / Get / Any / Worse / {{layout, bad web design, harry knowles, aint it cool news}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-18 |
| Photo - Phone Booth | [[Dude stands at street phone]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, phone}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-19 |
| Photo - Central Park Rock | [[Dude balances atop large rock in Central Park]] / {{photo, central park, outdoors, day}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-20 |
| Obnoxious iPod User | [[Dude glowers at person who sits on subway, their iPod takes up an entire seat]] / Dude: Excuse me, do you mind? / [[Dude snatches iPod and throws it]] / Dude: Fetch / [[iPod Person runs after his iPod, Dude sits]] / Subway Person: Cool! Free iPod! / iPod Person: Stop! That's mine! / {{subway,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-21 |
| Passion of the Christ Recut | [[Dude watches TV]] / Television: Mel Gibson has made a new cut of his film "The Passion of the Christ" trimming five to six minutes of violent scenes. / Television: The new version, The Passion Recut, will go out on 500-700 screens by Newmarket Films beginning March 11th. / Television: Also, Christian... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-22 |
| Cell Phone Vibration | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / [[Dude's eyes bug out as cell phone vibrates]] / < |
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