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Winter Kung Fu [[Dude walks down street]] / [[Dude slips on ice]] / <> / [[Dude flips backwards, catches ground with hand]] / [[Dude flips back onto his feet]] / Dude: ha-HA! MY KUNG-FU IS STRONG!!! / [[Back in reality Dude is unconscious, some people crowd around him]] / Dude: Pitiful ice cannot defeat...
Just How Old is the Subway Really? [[Dude sits at work computer]] / "Transit officials said yesterday that service on the A anc C lines could be restored to full capacity in six to nine months..." / "...former transit officials said yesterday that the agency has repeatedly acknowledged over the past 20 years that the signaling system...
Secret Code of Chinese Restaurants [[Dude walks to Chinese takeout place]] / Sign: Happy Kitchen / [[Dude looks at menu]] / Dude: Menus of takeout Chinese places all look the same. / Is there some secret code to getting the real authentic Chinese food or something? / Restaurant worker: I'll give you a hint. / Restaurant worker:...
Post Tooth Brushing Appetite [[Dude brushes his teeth]] / <> / <> / [[Dude's stomach growls]] / Dude: Why can't I ever get hungry for ice cream before I brush my teeth? / {{toothbrush, midnight snack}}
Photo - Atlantic Avenue 3 [[Dude walks up stairs at Atlantic Avenue subway station]] / {{photo, subway, atlantic avenue}}
 
Photo - Misty Empire State Building [[Dude stands on rooftop of skyscraper. In the distance is the Empire State Building rising out of the misty blue fog]] / {{photo, day, outdoors, empire state building}}
Monster Poop...ish [[Dude runs down hallway to men's room]] / Dude: OH MY GOD! I feel like I'm going to crap out a horse / [[View stays on Men's room door]] / <> / [[Dude exits bathroom]] / Dude: Well that was anticlimactic / {{poop, fart, flatulence, bathroom}}
Mandatory Smoke Detector [[Dude stands beneath smoke detector reading letter]] / Letter: In accordance with city law, a smoke detector or has been installed in your apartment. / Dude: I hate these things, just the slightest trace of smok- / <http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-01
Oranges in Season 2005 [[Dude asleep at work computer, orange slices on his desk]] / [[Smiley guy looks at Dude]] / Smiley guy: Orange slices? / [[Dude suddenly wakes up]] / Dude: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! / [[Dude grabs orange slices]] / Dude: MINE! MINE! MINE! / [[Dude scarfs his face]] / Dude: GULP! GRRMFF GRBB GLOMP GLOOP! / {{oranges,...
State of the Union 2005 [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Computer: President Bush proposed the biggest overhaul of Social Security since its 1935 creating on Wednesday night in his State of the Union speech. / Computer: In an emotional moment that brought tears to Bush's eyes, the parents of...a U.S. marine killed in Iraq...
 
Hot Water, or lack thereof [[Dude tests bath faucet water]] / Dude: Whoo hoo! Hot water! / Dude: Nothing worse than having no hot water. / Dude: AAAAAHHH!!! / [[Dude shivers]] / Dude: Except maybe losing it once you're already wet. / {{hot water, shower}}
Photo - Washington Square Park Arch [[Dude stands atop Washington Square Park Arch]] / {{photo, washington square park arch, outdoors, day}}
Photo - Atlantic Avenue Installation Art [[Dude stands atop step ladder shaped installation art below skylight]] / {{photo, subway, atlantic avenue, installation art}}
Superbowl 2005 [[Dude sits in back of cab]] / Cab Driver: Man, the superbowl was pretty close last night. / Dude: Huh? Oh yeah, right. / Dude: I didn't realize the football season had started. / {{yellow cab, taxi, superbowl, football}}
Bumping into Acquaintances [[Dude sits on subway, guy sits nearby]] / Dude: [[thinking]] Crap, I know that guy from somewhere and it looks like he recognizes me. / [[Dude and guy share awkward wave]] / Guy: Hey! So how's i- / Dude: Hold on, that was merely an obligatory smile and nod... / Dude: We don't actually know each...
 
Post Office [[Dude looks indignant in line at the Post Office, several customers make gripes]] / Customer #1: How much are stamps? / Customer #2: Wait, fedex this, UPS that, and... / Customer #3: How can you people always be on your lunch break??? / Customer #4: I wasn't in line but I just have a quick question. / {{united...
Aggressive Subway Conducting [[Subway car]] / <> / Hold on! Wait! / [[Smiley Guy gets his arm into the door in a knick of time]] / Smiley Guy: HAH! Made it! / Announcer: You in the back get out of the door. / Smiley Guy: Forget it buddy I'm getting in. / Announcer: Next stop 14th street / Smiley Guy: Hey hold...
MPAA's Warning [[Screenwriter sits at computer]] / Screenwriter: I'm going to write a film about a preview narrator who kills people with his voice! / Caption: Elsewhere... / Downloader: I think I'll illegally download some movies now. / Screenwriter: [[in reaction]] On second though I'll find a really great film...
Photo - Chinatown HSBC [[Dude walks past HSBC and subway station]] / {{photo, chinatown, subway, sidewalk}}
Photo - The Gates [[Dude looks at people reacting to The Gates]] / Admirer #1: IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD! / Admirer #2: Has this always been here? / Admirer #3: They should've just given me the money.
 
Joys of Being Single During Valentine's Day [[Dude stands in line at movie theater]] / Boyfriend: All right honey what do you want to see? / Girlfriend: I want to see "The Wedding Date!" / [[Boyfriend's face cringes]] / Boyfriend: Can I have two for "The Wedding Date" please? / Dude: Whaa-hahahaha!! Wedding Date. HA! HA! HA! HA! / Dude:...
Champion Karate [[Dude stands outside of Karate Dojo with several trophies in the window]] / Sign: Champion Karate / Sign: GRAND OPENING! / Dude: Only makes one wonder where the trophies came from. / {{karate dojo, mcdojo, trophies, sport martial arts}}
Movie Test Screening [[Dude walks down the sidewalk]] / Screener: Hi! Are you interested in going to a free movie screening tomorrow? / Dude: What's it for? / Screener: Well, it's so that we can get survey screening info to make the trailer and TV commercials better. / Dude: Hold on let me get this straight. You're going...
CVS Line From Hell [[Dude checks his watch as he stands in line at CVS]] / Old Woman: What do you mean? These were supposed to be Three for One! / Old Woman: All right! But I'm never shopping here again! / [[Smiley Guy cuts in front of Dude]] / <> / Smiley Guy: Hi!! I wasn't in line, I just have a return... / [[Dude...
Aint it Cool News' New Layout [[Dude sits in various positions in horrible illogical layout]] / Captions: / Just / When / You / Thought / Aint-It-Cool-News' / Layout / Couldn't / Get / Any / Worse / {{layout, bad web design, harry knowles, aint it cool news}}
 
Photo - Phone Booth [[Dude stands at street phone]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, phone}}
Photo - Central Park Rock [[Dude balances atop large rock in Central Park]] / {{photo, central park, outdoors, day}}
Obnoxious iPod User [[Dude glowers at person who sits on subway, their iPod takes up an entire seat]] / Dude: Excuse me, do you mind? / [[Dude snatches iPod and throws it]] / Dude: Fetch / [[iPod Person runs after his iPod, Dude sits]] / Subway Person: Cool! Free iPod! / iPod Person: Stop! That's mine! / {{subway,...
Passion of the Christ Recut [[Dude watches TV]] / Television: Mel Gibson has made a new cut of his film "The Passion of the Christ" trimming five to six minutes of violent scenes. / Television: The new version, The Passion Recut, will go out on 500-700 screens by Newmarket Films beginning March 11th. / Television: Also, Christian...
Cell Phone Vibration [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / [[Dude's eyes bug out as cell phone vibrates]] / <> / [[Dude convules and falls back]] / Dude: AAHHHH! OH GOD! / <> / [[Dude throws cell phone away]] / <> / [[Dude rests on sidewalk, sweating]] / <http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-02-23
 

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