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Dreams Hurt [[Dude gets into his apartment]] / Oh man, I'm so freakin' tired. / I could collapse right here, right now. / [[Dude falls face forward]] / <> / [[Dude asleep, dreams he's in pain]] / <> / Dude: [[dreaming]] OWWW!!!! / {{apartment, pain, dream, fantasy}}
Snowstorm Commute [[Dude talks to boss]] / Dude: Hey boss I have a question for you. / Boss: I was wondering if today I could leave early to avoid a hellish commute home because of the snowstorm. / Boss: Of course, just talk to me when you're going to leave. / Dude: I was. / {{work, snowstorm, commute}}
Photo - Scaffolding [[Dude stands atop scaffolding]] / Dude: It doesn't even look like anyone's even been up here. / {{photo, scaffolding, outdoors, night}}
Photo - Flatbush Avenue [[Dude waits at crosswalk on Flatbush Avenue, bright moon shines]] / {{photo, flatbush, moon, night, outdoors}}
Academy Awards 2005 [[Dude sits at TV]] / Dude: All right, Chris Rock is making black jokes, cut to Halle Berry or Samuel L. Jackson... / Dude: All right, Spanish film won, cut to Latino actor, like Antonio Banderas because why in the world would other people care? / Dude: All right, Clint Eastwood won, cut to Jeremy...
 
House Plant [[Dude stands on his cell phone next to table with a small cactus on it]] / Dude: Hi mom, it's me. / Dude: Yeah, I just got the plant you sent me. It's very nice but... / Dude: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS? WHAT DID THIS PLANT EVER DO TO YOU??? / Dude: You might as well have sent me a hamster and told...
Convenient Lack of Continuity: A History of Music Mixes [[Dude with smiley person]] / Caption: 1980s / Dude: I stayed up all night making this mix tape for you. It's timed perfectly to end right at the end of each side! / Smiley Person: Awww, that's so thoughtful! / Caption: 1990s / Dude: I burned this mix CD for you last night. / Smiley Person: Wow,...
Old Pizza Box [[Dude stands by his trash can, next to which is a pizza box]] / Pizza Box: SEASONS GREETINGS! Mario & Luigi's Pizza / Dude: Maybe it's about time I threw away this pizza box. / {{pizza, garbage, food, christmas, xmas}}
Nausicaa DVD [[Dude watches TV]] / Caption: Nausicaa Valley of the Winds "Behind the Microphone specials" / TV: Hi, I'm an American celebrity hired for this dub so Disney can sell more DVDs. / TV: I didn't even know this film existed until today. 'Cause I haven't watched much Japanimation. / TV: I'd say the...
Photo - Snowy Street [[Dude stands in snowy street]] / {{photo, snow, blizzard, outdoors, day}}
 
Photo - Chelsea Billboard [[Dude stands under billboard]] / Billboard: Fresh air is good for creativity, so breathe and relax. Patrick Mimran. / Dude: Shouldn't this sign be in New Hampshire or something? / {{chelsea, fresh air}}
Deli Fruit Cup [[Dude sits eating fruit cup]] / Dude: Mmmm...mixed fruit cup. / Dude: Strawberry... / Dude: And um... / Dude: A third of a cantaloupe. / {{fruit cup, strawberries, cantaloupe}}
Celebrity Black Book [[Dude checks mail, another guy checks his mail]] / Dude: "The Celebrity Black Book." Over 40,000 Celebrity Addresses! Only $49.95 / Dude: "Need to contact a celebrity? Now you can with 'The Celebrity Black Book!'" / [[Guy looks over his shoulder]] / Dude: This is so stupid. / Guy: If you don't...
Wind [[Dude flies through the air with his umbrella, along with a car, stop sign, person sleeping on a cloud, person sitting on a cloud, person waving their arms, subway trash can and another person with an umbrella]] / {{weather, wind}}
Supermarket Receipts [[Dude stands in line at supermarket]] / Customer: Could I get the receipts with the coupons on back? / Cashier: You could have them all if you really wanted, but they're mostly the same. / Customer: Yeah, could I? / [[Cashier rolls up copious amount of receipts]] / <> / Dude:...
 
Star Wars Episode III Trailer [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Caption: Star Wars: Episode III Movie Trailer / Computer: Is it possible to learn this power? / Computer: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!! / [[Dude thinks]] / Dude: Whatever, as long as there are lightsabers in it. / {{work computer, star wars episode iii, revenge of...
Photo - Subway Seats [[Dude sits on seats perpendicular to wall]] / {{photo, subway, self referential, meta}}
Vagabond Manga [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude: Ooh, the 19th issue of "Vagabond" should finally be out today! / [[Dude in comic book store]] / Dude: All right! New Issue... / [[Dude sees volume 20 but no volume 19]] / Dude: What? 20 isn't supposed to be out yet!? And no 19 in sight? It's not fair... / Dude:...
Au Bon Pain Sandwiches [[Dude stands at sandwich counter of Au Bon Pain]] / Dude: Can I have... / Sandwich Worker: You need to fill out a sandwich sheet / Dude: You kidding? It's just a simple turkey sandwich. / Sandwich Worker: You need to fill out a form. / [[Dude begrudgingly fills out sandwich form]] / Dude: THERE! / Sandwich...
Michigan J. Dude [[Dude stands in blank space]] / [[Dude continues to stand in blank space]] / [[Dude still standing in blank space]] / [[Dude starts dancing Michigan J. Frog style]] / Dude: [[singing]] Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gal... / Dude: [[singing]] If you refuse me honey you lose me... / [[Dude...
 
Cab Driver Directions [[Dude sits in cab]] / Cab Driver: Up here is it the first or second exit? / Dude: If I knew that I wouldn't have taken a cab. / {{yellow cab, taxi, directions}}
Post St. Patrick Days [[Dude at work, people are sleeping, drunk, hungover and unconscious]] / Dude: Maybe I can leave work early today. / Hungover Guy: WHO'S TALKING SO LOUD??? / {{st. patrick's day, irish, hangover, drunk, alcohol}}
Photo - Stairwell [[Dude looks up from bottom of spiral stairwell]] / {{photo, chelsea, stairway, stairwell, art gallery}}
Photo - Astor Place Makeshift Cube [[Dude looks at PVC pipe Astor Place Cube]] / {{photo, night, outdoors, astor place, cube, pvc}}
New York Rat Exterminator Hotline [[Dude stands in subway next to ad]] / Sign: Rat problems? Then call 800-NO-RATS / [[Dude dials cell phone]] / <<*beep boop*>> / Phone: For God's sake you people live in New York quit your whining!!! / {{subway, exterminator, rat, vermin, cell phone}}
 
Deli Line Cutter [[Dude stands in line at deli food counter with a couple others]] / Dude: Hi, I'll have... / [[Line Cutter tries to get his order in, despite not being in the right side of the line]] / Line Cutter: I'LL HAVE A BACON, EGG AND CHEESE ON A ROLL! / [[Dude and customers surround cutter]] / Line Cutter:...
60 Minutes: Star Wars Episode III [[Dude watches TV]] / TV: Leslie Stahl is getting what millions of fans would kill for, a sneak peek at George Lucas' new Star Wars movie. / Leslie Stahl: So Anakin is a nice guy up to now, and we like him a lot... / Leslie Stahl: Digital cameras, digital effects even digital characters!! Some characters...
Chinese Bathroom Graffiti [[Dude goes to Chinese restaurant called Peking Wok]] / [[Dude finishes his meal]] / Dude: Mmmm, that was good / [[Dude talks to restaurant worker] / Dude: Excuse me where's your bathroom? / [[Empty table]] / [[Dude back at table]] / Dude: I don't read Chinese so could you answer something for...
Recycling [[Dude takes out garbage]] / Dude: Aah, saving baby seals one at a time by recycling. / [[Garbage truck pulls up]] / [[Dude watches garbage man do his thing]] / Dude: Wait a sec, isn't there another truck for recyclable materials? / Garbage man: Uh, sure yeah. Recycling truck sure... / [[Garbage...
Photo - Curved fence [[Dude stands by curved fence]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, chelsea}}
 

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