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| Taking G5 to Apple Store | [[Dude looks angrily down at G5]] / Dude: All right, time to take you to the stupid store. / [[Dude tries to lift G5]] / Dude: OW! RAZOR SHARP HANDLES! / [[Dude looks angrily at G5, his hands hurt]] / [[Dude kicks G5]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-26 |
| Reading vs. Computer Use | [[Dude sits next to clock reading a book]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-27 |
| Emergency Work Computer Use | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Dude sits at work computer, guy looks at Dude]] / [[Dude sits at work computer, guy checks watch]] / Guy: You realize you can go home now, right? / Dude: My computer at home's broken, just let me check my email one more time. / {{work computer, email}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-28 |
| Cell Phone Checking | [[Dude looks at swarm of people checking their cell phones after exiting the subway]] / {{subway, cell phone}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-29 |
| Photo - Shojo Cherry Blossom Meeting | [[dude stands under cherry blossom tree in brooklyn botanical gardens]] / Dude: Okay, she said to meet under the cherry blossoms after school, no wait. That was just an anime I was watching. / {{photo, brooklyn gardens, cherry blossoms, outdoors, day}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-04-30 |
| Photo - Brooklyn Botanical Gardens Japanese Garden | [[Dude sits under cherry blossom tree at Brooklyn Botanical Gardens Japanese Garden]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, cherry blossoms, brooklyn botanical gardens}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-01 |
| Apartment Rental Price | [[Dude looks at apartment rental listings]] / Dude: Hey look, another studio in my building is available. / Dude: And what's this? It's $200 more than what I pay? / Dude: Oh, but this one is all renovated. / [[Dude thinks]] / Dude: Whatever, I still rule! / {{apartment, rent stabilized}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-02 |
| Brooklyn Botanical Garden | [[Dude sees swarm of people walk into garden with kids, and simultaneously people walk out with kids asleep]] / {{brooklyn botanical gardens, kids, children, sleep}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-03 |
| Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Tips | [[Dude stands at bus stop, guy on cell phone stands next to him]] / Cell Phone Guy: Hello? Oh, you still in that dungeon? / Cell Phone Guy: Let's see, do you have the nightmare key yet? Oh wait you need the hook shot. / Cell Phone Guy: Oh yeah, that guy, you have to fight him a bunch of times because... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-04 |
| Star Trek DVD Box Sets | [[Dude stands at DVD store counter]] / Dude: Excuse me but where are your Star Trek TV series DVD box sets? / Cashier: Well which ones do you want? / Dude: Ummmmmm... / Dude: All of them. / [[Dude holds up DS9 DVD box sets, TNG box sets sit next to him]] / Dude: YES! YES! I'M THE HAPPIEST GEEK... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-05 |
| Yahoo Email and Gmail | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: Hey look, my Yahoo email finally has 1 GB of storage. / Dude: And my Gmail has five more MB than yesterday. / [[Dude thinks]] / Dude: Still no email. / {{work computer, yahoo email, google gmail}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-06 |
| Photo - Brooklyn Botanical Gardens Stairway | [[Dude stands on stairway at Brooklyn Botanical Gardens]] / {{photo, brooklyn botanical gardens, outdoors, day}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-07 |
| Mother's Day 2005 | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: Attention all those watching out there. / Dude: I hold in my hand a bowl of my mom's fried rice... / Dude: Gaze upon its beauty and know it. / [[Fried rice levitates]] / Dude: BOW! Bow before it as though it were a god! / Dude: AH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-08 |
| Slow and Steady Wins the Toilet Race | [[Dude sits in bathroom stall]] / Dude: [[thinking]] All right, there's a guy in the next stall but you can do this. / Dude: [[thinking]] Just gotta relax, don't force it. Slow and steady wins the race. / Dude: [[thinking]] Oh shoot! Almost went too fast, don't want it to suddenly blow up after getting... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-09 |
| Grand Theft Auto Protests | [[Dude looks at group of protestors]] / Sign: Violence Sucks! Violence = BAD! / Dude: Excuse me, what are you guys protesting here? / Protestor: We're protesting Best Buy's sale of the Grand Theft Auto games which have been cited as the cause of numerous violent acts in recent months. / Dude: Then... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-10 |
| Best Buy Extra Services | [[Dude at Best Buy counter]] / Cashier: HELLO AND WELCOME TO BEST BUY! / Cashier: All right sir, this comes to $39.19, credit or debit? / Cashier: With your credit card you're eligible for eight free issues of Entertainment Weekly or Sports Illustrated which would you like? / Dude: Um, neither. / Cashier:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-11 |
| Computer Working | [[Dude sleeps at home computer]] / {{lazy, late night, power mac G5}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-12 |
| Calling in Sick | [[Dude sits at home computer with newly working computer and cell phone]] / Dude: Hi yeah, I'm calling in sick today. / Dude: Oh that sound? Oh that's the Hi-Def Batman Begins trailer I downloaded from Apple.com. I mean, a trailer I would download if I weren't so sick that I couldn't even get out of... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-13 |
| Photo - Uncle Louie's Ice Cream Bench | [[Dude sits on bench next to ice cream painting]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, uncle louie's ice cream}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-14 |
| Photo - Sunset Park | [[Dude stands on subway platform in Sunset Park]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, subway, sunset park}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-15 |
| Deli Miser | [[Dude stands behind Miserly Guy at deli]] / Miserly Guy: You guys trying to rip me off? This isnt' supposed to be $2.25! It's $2.00!! / Miserly Guy: It says up there, bacon, cheese and one egg for $2.00! / Deli Worker: but sir... / Deli Worker: Sir, you ordered it with two eggs. / Miserly Guy:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-16 |
| Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Trailer | [[Gravestone]] / Gravestone: R.I.P. He watched the Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Trailer. / Dude: [[In caption box]] Don't worry, I can't actually die until I at least see the finished product. / {{final fantasy vii advent children}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-17 |
| Star Wars Episode III Line | [[Dude stands in line with crazy fanboys for Star Wars Episode III]] / Oblivious Guy: Excuse me, what are you in line for? / Oblivious Guy: Oh um, wow, that's quite a frown, I guess the answer must be a pretty obvious one. / Oblivious Guy: But what big movie is coming out soon? Star Wars? But I thought... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-18 |
| New Neighbor | [[Dude goes into apartment, sees person moving in with full drum set with guitar]] / Neighbor: Howdy there neighbor! I just moved in! / {{apartment, drums, neighbor}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-19 |
| Current Events | [[Dude at TV]] / I should watch the news more, I bet I'm behind on current events. / TV: MURDER! / TV: DEATH! / TV: GEORGE W. BUSH! / [[Dude turns TV off]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-20 |
| Photo - Grand Army Plaza Statues | [[Dude stands next to statues on top of Grand Army Plaza Arch]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, grand army plaza}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-21 |
| Photo - Brooklyn Chinatown | [[Dude walks across crosswalk at Brooklyn Chinatown]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, brooklyn chinatown, sunset park}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-22 |
| Star Wars Episode III Alternate Crawl | [[Dude stands in caption window]] / Dude: So after seeing "Revenge of the Sith" I realized a lot of the first two prequels is extraneous and could've been compressed a little bit. / Crawl: Episode I-III / ANAKIN TURNS INTO DARTH VADER / Obi-Wan Kenobi finds Anakin on Tatooine,
/ takes it upon himself... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-23 |
| Reduced Fat Smartfood Popcorn | [[Dude looks at junk food aisle of supermarket]] / Dude: Oh my god! Smartfood Popcorn! They never have this! / Dude: 40% reduced fat. / [[Dude looks grossed out]] / [[Dude looks through shelves again]] / Dude: Maybe it comes separately / {{supermarket, smartfood popcorn}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-24 |
| Subway DVD Player | [[Dude tries to sleep on subway, guy next to him has a portable DVD player]] / Dude: Excuse me, would you mind turning that down or using headphones? / [[Guy ignores him, Dude looks irate]] / Dude: Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?? / Dude: The Uruks turn northeast! They're taking the hobbits to... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-05-25 |
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