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Taking G5 to Apple Store [[Dude looks angrily down at G5]] / Dude: All right, time to take you to the stupid store. / [[Dude tries to lift G5]] / Dude: OW! RAZOR SHARP HANDLES! / [[Dude looks angrily at G5, his hands hurt]] / [[Dude kicks G5]] / <> / Dude: OW! OW! HOLY CRAP ON A STICK OH MY GEEZUS! / [[Dude rolls...
Reading vs. Computer Use [[Dude sits next to clock reading a book]] / <> / <> / [[Dude looks at clock]] / <> / Dude: Screw this, I'm just going to bed. / {{book, reading}}
Emergency Work Computer Use [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Dude sits at work computer, guy looks at Dude]] / [[Dude sits at work computer, guy checks watch]] / Guy: You realize you can go home now, right? / Dude: My computer at home's broken, just let me check my email one more time. / {{work computer, email}}
Cell Phone Checking [[Dude looks at swarm of people checking their cell phones after exiting the subway]] / {{subway, cell phone}}
Photo - Shojo Cherry Blossom Meeting [[dude stands under cherry blossom tree in brooklyn botanical gardens]] / Dude: Okay, she said to meet under the cherry blossoms after school, no wait. That was just an anime I was watching. / {{photo, brooklyn gardens, cherry blossoms, outdoors, day}}
 
Photo - Brooklyn Botanical Gardens Japanese Garden [[Dude sits under cherry blossom tree at Brooklyn Botanical Gardens Japanese Garden]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, cherry blossoms, brooklyn botanical gardens}}
Apartment Rental Price [[Dude looks at apartment rental listings]] / Dude: Hey look, another studio in my building is available. / Dude: And what's this? It's $200 more than what I pay? / Dude: Oh, but this one is all renovated. / [[Dude thinks]] / Dude: Whatever, I still rule! / {{apartment, rent stabilized}}
Brooklyn Botanical Garden [[Dude sees swarm of people walk into garden with kids, and simultaneously people walk out with kids asleep]] / {{brooklyn botanical gardens, kids, children, sleep}}
Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Tips [[Dude stands at bus stop, guy on cell phone stands next to him]] / Cell Phone Guy: Hello? Oh, you still in that dungeon? / Cell Phone Guy: Let's see, do you have the nightmare key yet? Oh wait you need the hook shot. / Cell Phone Guy: Oh yeah, that guy, you have to fight him a bunch of times because...
Star Trek DVD Box Sets [[Dude stands at DVD store counter]] / Dude: Excuse me but where are your Star Trek TV series DVD box sets? / Cashier: Well which ones do you want? / Dude: Ummmmmm... / Dude: All of them. / [[Dude holds up DS9 DVD box sets, TNG box sets sit next to him]] / Dude: YES! YES! I'M THE HAPPIEST GEEK...
 
Yahoo Email and Gmail [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: Hey look, my Yahoo email finally has 1 GB of storage. / Dude: And my Gmail has five more MB than yesterday. / [[Dude thinks]] / Dude: Still no email. / {{work computer, yahoo email, google gmail}}
Photo - Brooklyn Botanical Gardens Stairway [[Dude stands on stairway at Brooklyn Botanical Gardens]] / {{photo, brooklyn botanical gardens, outdoors, day}}
Mother's Day 2005 [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: Attention all those watching out there. / Dude: I hold in my hand a bowl of my mom's fried rice... / Dude: Gaze upon its beauty and know it. / [[Fried rice levitates]] / Dude: BOW! Bow before it as though it were a god! / Dude: AH-HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!...
Slow and Steady Wins the Toilet Race [[Dude sits in bathroom stall]] / Dude: [[thinking]] All right, there's a guy in the next stall but you can do this. / Dude: [[thinking]] Just gotta relax, don't force it. Slow and steady wins the race. / Dude: [[thinking]] Oh shoot! Almost went too fast, don't want it to suddenly blow up after getting...
Grand Theft Auto Protests [[Dude looks at group of protestors]] / Sign: Violence Sucks! Violence = BAD! / Dude: Excuse me, what are you guys protesting here? / Protestor: We're protesting Best Buy's sale of the Grand Theft Auto games which have been cited as the cause of numerous violent acts in recent months. / Dude: Then...
 
Best Buy Extra Services [[Dude at Best Buy counter]] / Cashier: HELLO AND WELCOME TO BEST BUY! / Cashier: All right sir, this comes to $39.19, credit or debit? / Cashier: With your credit card you're eligible for eight free issues of Entertainment Weekly or Sports Illustrated which would you like? / Dude: Um, neither. / Cashier:...
Computer Working [[Dude sleeps at home computer]] / {{lazy, late night, power mac G5}}
Calling in Sick [[Dude sits at home computer with newly working computer and cell phone]] / Dude: Hi yeah, I'm calling in sick today. / Dude: Oh that sound? Oh that's the Hi-Def Batman Begins trailer I downloaded from Apple.com. I mean, a trailer I would download if I weren't so sick that I couldn't even get out of...
Photo - Uncle Louie's Ice Cream Bench [[Dude sits on bench next to ice cream painting]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, uncle louie's ice cream}}
Photo - Sunset Park [[Dude stands on subway platform in Sunset Park]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, subway, sunset park}}
 
Deli Miser [[Dude stands behind Miserly Guy at deli]] / Miserly Guy: You guys trying to rip me off? This isnt' supposed to be $2.25! It's $2.00!! / Miserly Guy: It says up there, bacon, cheese and one egg for $2.00! / Deli Worker: but sir... / Deli Worker: Sir, you ordered it with two eggs. / Miserly Guy:...
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children Trailer [[Gravestone]] / Gravestone: R.I.P. He watched the Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Trailer. / Dude: [[In caption box]] Don't worry, I can't actually die until I at least see the finished product. / {{final fantasy vii advent children}}
Star Wars Episode III Line [[Dude stands in line with crazy fanboys for Star Wars Episode III]] / Oblivious Guy: Excuse me, what are you in line for? / Oblivious Guy: Oh um, wow, that's quite a frown, I guess the answer must be a pretty obvious one. / Oblivious Guy: But what big movie is coming out soon? Star Wars? But I thought...
New Neighbor [[Dude goes into apartment, sees person moving in with full drum set with guitar]] / Neighbor: Howdy there neighbor! I just moved in! / {{apartment, drums, neighbor}}
Current Events [[Dude at TV]] / I should watch the news more, I bet I'm behind on current events. / TV: MURDER! / TV: DEATH! / TV: GEORGE W. BUSH! / [[Dude turns TV off]] / <> / Dude: All caught up. / {{current events, george w. bush, dubya, tv, television}}
 
Photo - Grand Army Plaza Statues [[Dude stands next to statues on top of Grand Army Plaza Arch]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, grand army plaza}}
Photo - Brooklyn Chinatown [[Dude walks across crosswalk at Brooklyn Chinatown]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, brooklyn chinatown, sunset park}}
Star Wars Episode III Alternate Crawl [[Dude stands in caption window]] / Dude: So after seeing "Revenge of the Sith" I realized a lot of the first two prequels is extraneous and could've been compressed a little bit. / Crawl: Episode I-III / ANAKIN TURNS INTO DARTH VADER / Obi-Wan Kenobi finds Anakin on Tatooine, / takes it upon himself...
Reduced Fat Smartfood Popcorn [[Dude looks at junk food aisle of supermarket]] / Dude: Oh my god! Smartfood Popcorn! They never have this! / Dude: 40% reduced fat. / [[Dude looks grossed out]] / [[Dude looks through shelves again]] / Dude: Maybe it comes separately / {{supermarket, smartfood popcorn}}
Subway DVD Player [[Dude tries to sleep on subway, guy next to him has a portable DVD player]] / Dude: Excuse me, would you mind turning that down or using headphones? / [[Guy ignores him, Dude looks irate]] / Dude: Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?? / Dude: The Uruks turn northeast! They're taking the hobbits to...
 

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