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Photo - Prospect Park Lake 2 [[Dude sits on downed branch at Prospect Park Lake]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, prospect park, lake}}
Photo - Queens Subway Stairway [[Dude looks up from stairway of deep subway station in Flushing]] / {{photo, subway, day, queens, flushing}}
Harrassing Scientologists [[Dude looks at Scientology Stress Test table]] / [[Dude takes a book]] / [[Dude starts to leave with book]] / Scientologist: Excuse me sir, but wouldn't you like to take the stress test? / Dude: Nah that's all right I just want the book. / Scientologist: Well then would you like to make a donation? / Dude:...
iPod Couple [[Couple share a pair of iPod headphones in the park, dude walks by]] / [[Dude gets between them, puts his arms around them]] / Dude: Well gee aren't you two JUST ADORABLE!!??? / [[Dude walks away, iPod couple look confused]] / {{apple ipod, park}}
Glue Traps [[Dude looks down at glue trap]] / Dude: Huh, a roach got caught in the glue trap I set for mice. / [[Dude reaches for roach with a paper towl]] / [[Roach's body rips off leaving legs]] / <> / Dude: EEEEEWWW!!!!! / [[Dude tosses glue trap away]] / <> / Dude: No wonder those things...
 
Summer Subway Heat [[Dude stands on subway platform next to a tourist, he looks lethargic]] / [[Tourist checks his map]] / Tourist: Excuse me- / Dude: Stop. / Tourist: What is it? / Dude: The movement of your lips is making it hotter here. / {{subway, summer, weather, heat, tourist}}
Suspect Barber [[Dude walks by barbershop]] / Dude: Hi, I'd like to get my hair cut... / [[Dude looks at other customers and sees that they're all bald]] / Dude: Nevermind / {{barbershop, hair dresser}}
Photo - Skyscraper Reflected Sunlight [[Dude stands atop building, above is a skyscraper which has the reflected sunlight from the windows of an opposing building]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, skyscraper}}
Photo - Prospect Park Lake Swans [[Dude looks out at Prospect Park Lake with a family of swans]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, prospect park, swans}}
July 4th, 2005 [[Dude stands atop roof with video camera]] / [[light of firework flashes]] / [[Dude sits at computer]] / [[Dude sits at TV with video camera hooked to it]] / Dude: The second best way to watch fireworks is with the sound synced with the explosions. / {{july 4th, independence day, fireworks}}
 
Video Game Advice [[Dude looks at video games at store]] / Customer: Excuse me, which of these role-playing-games would you recommend? / Store Worker: Well, this one is if you want to lose your job. / Store Worker: This one is if you want to alienate your friends. / Store Worker: And this one is if you want to miss...
Running to the Subway [[Dude runs down sidewalk]] / Dude: Q! Q! Q! Q! / [[Dude runs to subway entrance]] / Dude: AHHHH!!! Q! Q! Q! Q! / <> / [[Dude runs to turnstile]] / Announcer: stand clear of the closing doors / Dude: AAA! NO WAIT! N! N! N! N! / [[Dude goes down stairway, train is still in station]] / Dude:...
New York's Bid for Olympics [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Computer: “London won the 2012 Olympic Summer Games on Wednesday in a surprising upset over the front-running Paris after ardent last-minute lobbying by Prime Minister Tony Blair.” / Computer: “The New York bid had hoped to survive at least two rounds but instead lost...
Snapple Won Favor! [[Dude opens Snapple Bottle]] / [[Dude looks at bottle cap]] / Cap: YOU'VE WON A FAVOR!! TAKE OUR DISC FOR A SPIN (Snapple flying disc) Go to Snapple.com for Prize claim information. / [[Dude on home computer]] / Computer: To verify and and claim prize, hand print on a 3” X 5” card your complete...
Photo - Astor Place Sunset [[Dude stands at crosswalk, sunset in the distance]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, sunset, astor place, cooper union}}
 
Photo - Union Square Wet Paint sign...sorta [[Dude looks up at altered wet paint sign that says "aint wet"]] / {{photo, subway, union square, wet paint}}
Paying Rent [[Dude looks at bank statement]] / Dude: Wow! I did really great this month! / Dude: I can't remember ever having this much money! / Dude: I mean usually I'm broke after I pay my...my...m- / [[Dude runs]] / Dude: I FORGOT TO PAY MY RENT! / {{bank statement, rent}}
Arcade Controller [[Dude looks at arcade fighting game machine]] / [[kid with PS2 controller approaches machine]] / Dude: Hey! What do you think you're doing? / Dude: Plugging in my PS2 controller? / Dude: WHAT? You gotta be kidding me? You're telling me you can bring your controller from home to an ARCADE??? / Dude:...
License to Sloth [[Dude wakes up in bed]] / Dude: Man, I really overslept. I should probably go outside today since it's so nice. / <> / [[torrential rain starts]] / Dude: WHOO HOO RAIN! Get-out-of-fresh-air-obligation-free pass! / Dude: Nothing like a good rain storm to give you an excuse to stay in all...
Trials of a Power Mac G5 [[Dude stands with sledge hammer at smoking, dented Power Mac G5]] / Dude: We now begin the five trials: bloodk pain, sacrifice, anguish, and death. / [[Dude prepares to smash G5 again]] / <> / [[Dude in his shock drops sledge hammer]] / Dude: Did you miss me? / <> / [[Dude...
 
Trials of a Power Mac G5 [[Dude stands at smoking Power Mac G5 with sledge hammer]] / Dude: We now begin the five trials: blood, pain, sacrifice, anguish, and death. / [[Dude prepares to smash G5 with sledge hammer]] / [[Computer boots]] / <> / [[Dude drops sledge hammer]] / Dude: Did you miss me? / <> / [[Dude...
Photo - Kasadela [[Dude sits in Kasadela Restaurant]] / {{photo, indoors, night, kasadela, sake, east village}}
Photo - Politically Correct Art [[Dude looks into window with public school cultural unity art]] / Dude: Why must all P.C. art suck? / {{photo, outdoors, day, politically correct, cultural unity}}
AppleCare Official Policy, sorta [[Dude sits at Apple Genius Bar]] / Dude: My G5 is broken and it's not under warranty. / Dude: Well you should've bought our extended three year guarantee your product is defective and will need replacements that will make you believe we have a good tech support policy. / Dude: Um, did I just think...
Fitness Ad [[Dude stands in subway looking at ad]] / Ad: [[big burly guy]] YOU HAVE A TERRIBLE BODY! JOIN OUR FITNESS CENTER!!! 1-555-BODY-SUX / {{subway, ad, fitness, self esteem, gym}}
 
Chinatown Citibank [[Dude at Citibank ATM in Chinatown]] / Dude: Ahh, the Chinatown Citibank. One of the city's sole providers of $10 bills... / [[Dude checks bills] / Dude: HEY! What's with the $50 BILL??? / Dude: Who's responsible for this??? / [[A guy behind the ATM cackles]] / ATM Guy: ME! MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! / {{citibank,...
Homeless Guy With Invisible Kid [[Dude walks into homeless guy]] / Homeless Guy: Hey man help me out? I'm trying to get dinner for me and my daughter. / Dude: Dude, it's 2:30 am, your daughter's probably asleep by now. If not she really out to be. / Dude: But if she isn't, then why isn't she with you? Oh my god is she dead in...
Camera Tech Supporting for Parents [[Dude sits at work computer, cell phone rings]] / <> / Dude: Hi mom. Error message? What's it say? / Dude: No, that just means you need to download your pictures to your computer. / Dude: What do you mean?? I've showed you every time I've seen you since you got that camera! / Dude:...
Photo - East Village Moon [[Dude walks around East Village, a large moon in the background]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, east village, moon}}
Photo - Plump Dumpling [[Dude stands by shuttered Plump Dumpling]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, dumpling, east village}}
 

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