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Warm Shampoo [[Dude turns on bath faucet]] / [[Shower sprays down, Dude gets some shampoo]] / <> / Dude: EEEWWWW!!!!! / Dude: The shampoo is warm. / {{bath, shower, shampoo, summer, heat}}
Mouse [[Darkness]] / [[Dude turns on light, a mouse is on the floor]] / <> / Dude: hey / Mouse: hey / Dude: I cleaned the kitchen today. / Mouse: Yeah I noticed, it's nice. / Mouse: Well, nice for you, but not for me 'cause I'm hungry. / Dude: Yeah no, I'd feel for you if I did. / [[Dude...
Michael Bay's "The Island" [[Dude at movie ticket booth]] / Dude: Hi, one for "The Island" please. / [[Dude in movie theater]] / Movie: Good morning Lincoln Six Echo! / Movie: The date is June 25, 2019 / Dude: I thought science fiction would've learned after 1984 or 2001 to stop dating itself. / {{movie theater, the island,...
Parking Space [[Dude walks past parking meter and empty parking space]] / Dude: Wow, I've never seen this many parking spaces on this street before, and it's not even after street cleaning. / Dude: Almost makes me wish I had cars to park. / {{parking spaces}}
Random Backpack Inspection [[Cop at table for random bag inspection, guy holding briefcase walks by]] / Cop: Fine. / [[Guy with backpack walks by]] / Cop: Fine. / [[Dude walks by with backpack]] / Cop: Excuse me sir, I'll have to check your bag. / Dude: Huh?? / Cop: Ah-HAH! What were you going to do with this nail clipper? / Dude:...
 
Photo - Park Slope Red Trim Building [[Dude stands atop building with red trim]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, park slope, building}}
Photo - Brooklyn Bridge [[Dude stands on Brooklyn Bridge between suspension cables]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, brooklyn bridge}}
Dead Bath Roach [[Dude stands in bath]] / Dude: Oh great, a roach. / Dude: Well at least it's dead. / Dude: And died a painful bloody death it would seem. / Dude: Either that or it crapped itself before it succumbed to the poison. / [[Dude looks grossed out]] / Dude: I think I'm going to get out of the tub now....
Dead Floor Roaches [[Dude goes into his apartment]] / Oh man I'm pooped. I'm going straight to bed. / <> / YAWN / [[Dude walks, floor not visible]] / <> / <> / [[Dude looks horrified]] / [[Dude looks down]] / [[Dude starts sweating]] / [[Dude stands atop stool on cell phone]] / Phone:...
Apple's Non-Applecare Service Costs [[Dude sits at Genius Bar]] / Dude: I've tried everything but my computer won't boot. / Apple Genius: All right, we have a service fee of your first born child... / Apple Genius: This is all standard since you're not covered by the Applecare Protection Plan. / Dude: And you guys still justify charging...
 
Geek 2 Geek Computer: You have a message from I Need a Geek at Geek 2 Geek, the best place on the net to meet geeks. / Computer: Hi! I’m Casting a nationally syndicated reality dating show looking to put geek on a date with HOTTIES that want to compete for the chosen geek’s affection! / Computer: If this is you,...
Bad Directions [[Dude walks down sidewalk behind guy]] / Sign: E HOUSTON ST. / Car Man: Excuse me but how do I get to Times Square from here? / Smiley Guy: You'll want to take Broadway all the way uptown first... / Dude: Or I could tell you that Broadway only goes South and there's a special place in hell for people...
Photo - Financial District Building Art Stuff [[Dude stands Godzilla style in outdoor art exhibit with buildings]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, financial district}}
Photo - Washington Square Park Lawn [[Dude rests in lawn area of Washington Square Park]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, washington square park]]
Real Test of Wills [[Dude stands on subway platform with eyes closed, a tourist next to him]] / [[Tourist unfolds subway map]] / [[Tourist looks up at signs]] / Tourist: Excuse m- / Dude: Can't talk, using all my metal energy to contain my pee. / {{subway, pee, urine, bathroom, tourist}}
 
Times Square Tourists [[Dude walks through Times Square]] / Dude: [[thinking]] Oh god, what's this? A group of people looking up at something. / Dude: [[thinking]] Resist the urge, it's always something dumb... / Dude: [[thinking]] MUST...RESIST...! / [[Dude looks up]] / Dude: IT'S JUST A STUPID GIANT CUP OF NOODLES!...
Distressed Jeans [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / [[Dude looks in store window with jeans]] / Sign: New Jeans $40 / [[Dude looks in other window with destroyed jeans]] / Sign: Destroyed Jeans $80 / Dude: What the hell are jeans? / {{distressed jeans, self referential, meta}}
Best Homeless Person's Sign Ever [[Dude looks at homeless person making a cardboard sign]] / Dude: Is this really your cardboard sign? Are you insane? That's way too long, gotta simplify!! / Dude: Dude: Damn you really must be new at this, people don't have time to read your life story! / Dude: Basic advertising. Gotta strip the...
Electricity Ransom Bill [[Dude checks mail]] / Dude: Let's see what mail I got today. / Dude: Junk...junk...cable bill...junk... / [[Dude starts opening envelope]] / Dude: Oh look, I got my electricity... / [[Dude looks at electricity bill]] / Dude: ...ransom. / {{mail, bills, electricity, air conditioning, a/c}}
Photo - 2nd Avenue [[Dude walks down sidewalk of 2nd Avenue]] / {{photo, outdoors, night}}
 
Photo - Toilet Graffiti [[Dude walks by graffiti of toilet, he holds in his pee]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, toilet, pee}}
OS X/x86 Project [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Computer: It has been widely reported all over the internet that it is extremely easy to get the intel port of OS X to run on regular PCs. / Computer: Two AVI videos showing Mac OS X running on the Sony VAIO are available. / Dude: This is the nerdiest thing I've ever...
Subway Baby Ad [[Dude stands on subway platform looking at ad about babies]] / Dude: [[reading]] Your bab is safest when she sleeps by herself on her back. / Dude: [[reading]] Sleeping with your baby can be dangerous, especially if you drink, use drugs or are overweight. / Dude: [[reading]] But drinking and using...
Saving Seats For Old People [[Dude sits on subway seats that's relatively full but equals at least enough space for two other people]] / [[Old guy with cane walks by]] / [[Dude moves over a bit making some space]] / [[Person next to him doesn't follow suit]] / [[Dude squishes people together making ample space]] / Dude: C'MON...
NYU Otakon Bus [[Dude approaches NYU Otakon Bus]] / Bus Driver: Who approacheth the bus of Otakon must answer me these questions three. Ere the inside he see... / Otaku-Poser: Ask me the questions bus driver I'm not afraid! / Bus Driver: WHAT is your name? / Otaku-Poser: My name is AnimeRox0rz! / Bus Driver: WHAT...
 
Otakon 2005 - Finding Food [[Dude stands outside convention doors]] / Caption: The end of Friday... / Dude: YAWN / Dude: Oh man I'm tired. I'll never use my legs again. / Dude: Oh geez, it's 2:00 am already. I'm actually pretty hungry. / Dude: Excuse me, do you know somewhere nearby I can eat? / Smiley Guy: Eat? Dude, go...
Photo - Baltimore Convention Center Stairs 2004 [[Dude sits on staircase leading to Baltimore Convention Center]] / {{photo, baltimore convention, otakon, stairs, outdoors, day}}
Photo - Baltimore Convention Center 2004 [[Dude walks over to Baltimore Convention Center]] / {{photo, outdoor, baltimore, reflection, summer, day, otakon}}
TCBY [[Dude stands at TCBY counter]] / Dude: One vanilla and chocolate frozen yogurt on a cone please. / Dude: Ha-HA! Screw TCBY and their filling the cup only along the edges leaving a big pocket of air in the center scheme! / <> / Dude: HEY! The stupid small section part of the cone...
B&H 35mm SLR Photo SourceBook [[Dude checks his mail]] / Dude: Let's see if I got any mail while I was gone. Hmmm, nothing. / Dude: Oh wait, looks like that's mine up there. / Dude: B&H 35mm SLR Photo SourceBook? / Dude: HOLY CRAP! This thing's bigger than my head!!! / Dude: And it's thicker than most of my college textbooks! / [[Cockroach...
 

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