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Thanksgiving travel solution [[Dude talks on cell phone]] / Dude: Hello? Hi mom, yeah I got Thanksgiving totally figured out this year. / Dude: Don’t worry I know exactly how to avoid a stressful hellish trip back home. / Dude: Yeah, the solution is so simple I’m surprised I never thought of it before. / Dude: I‘m not coming...
Giving Thanks 2005 [[Dude sits at dinner table]] / Dude: I would like to give thanks for the lack of traffic on my commute back home... / Dude: ...and for having enough food to put me in a coma. / Dude: I would also like to give thanks for my studio apartment which allows me to live alone... / Dude: ...and for 24 hour...
Sympathy for Gamepost employee [[Dude carries box to Gamepost store]] / [[Dude at Gamepost cashier counter]] / Cashier: Hi and welcome to Gamepost, we're out of Xbox 360s so for the love of GOd dont' ask me. / Dude: Actually, I brought you guys cookies 'cause I knew this month was going to be absolute hell for you. / Dude: See...
Photo - Burlington Mall [[Dude stands in Burlington Mall area]] / Dude: I'm feeling sick already. / {{photo, christmas, xmas, shopping, sick}}
Photo - Apple Orchard [[Dude stands outside in snow under evergreen tree by snow-covered tables]] / {{photo, outdoor, snow, winter, massachusetts}}
 
Back to the city from Thanksgiving 2005 [[Dude hauls luggage down sidewalk]] / Dude: Ahhh, back in the city. / Dude: Free from the limitations of suburbia. / Dude: I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!!! / [[Dude sits at home computer]] / Arrow: Minesweeper / {{computer, minesweeper, sidewalk}}
Gmail spam filtering [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: Geez look at all this stupid spam. / Dude: The spam filter gets so much of it how does the rest of this slip by?? / Dude: I mean this one spells this word p*******, but one that got through says p********, / how does that happen? / Dude: And NO it’s not because...
Amazon Christmas sale [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: God damn these DVD prices are so freakin’ low. Almost my entire wishlist is on sale!!! / Dude: Holy crap, most of these are $18 or below, this sale can’t possibly go past Xmas! / [[Dude talking on cell phone]] / Dude: MOM! It’s important, am I getting DVDs for...
Irate apartment neighbor [[Dude enters his apartment]] / Neighboring door: C'MON GOD! DAMMIT!!! / Neighboring door: WHAT THE *%$#ing *%$#!! A@%#$&!? / Dude: I think I've played that video game before. / {{apartment neighbor, video game}}
50 Cents difference between small and medium popcorn [[Dude walks to movie theater playing "Syriana"]] / [[Dude at concession stand]] / Dude: I‘ll have a small popcorn please. / Concession cashier: Are you sure? Because this is our small size. / Concession cashier: And for only fifty cents more you can have our medium. / Dude: Are you sure you want...
 
Photo - Store for Rent [[Dude stands in the dark by bright street window]] / Sign: Store for RENT / {{photo, broadway, outdoor, night}}
Photo - Winter Snowfall [[Dude stands outside by brownstone in streetlamp light. Snow falls.]] / {{outdoor, brooklyn, snow, winter, night}}
Gun store [[Dude stands outside of gun store]] / Sign: Tourist welcome! / Sign: GUNS! / Sign: Police Equipment! / {{gun, tourist, cop, police}}
Holiday season catalogs [[Dude checks mail]] / Dude: Mail mail mail. / Dude: Aw geez, more catalogs I can't believe it. Well, actually I can believe it. / Dude: I wonder how many trees are killed just for the holiday season catalogs. / [[Dude stands next to ginormous stack of catalogs]] / Dude: Maybe I should replace my...
Superintendent asking about heat [[Dude going into his apartment, Super says hi]] / Superintendent: Hey there! Just wanted to check how your heat is working out so far. / Dude: Oh it's been fine. / Dude: It’s just the mornings and late nights that sometimes can get a bit chilly. / Dude: But it’s okay because those are the only times...
 
Problem exists between keyboard and chair [[Dude giving tech support]] / Dude: Well you’ve certainly done a number on this computer here. / Dude: I think at this point there’s only one thing left to do for the sake of this computer. / [[Dude starts pushing computer user away]] / Smiley Guy: HEY! WHAT THE HELL? WHERE YOU PUSHING ME! / Smiley...
Brooklyn Snow [[Dude stands by bus station, snow falling]] / Dude: Ahhh Brooklyn. The ever reassuring reminder that snow isn't naturally brown. / {{bus, snow, winter}}
Photo - Sitting in wreath at Astor Place [[Dude sits inside Christmas wreather hanging over street by Astor Place on Lafayette]] / {{photo, christmas, outdoor, winter, christmas, xmas, astor place}}
Photo - Sitting in subway car [[Dude sits inside 1 train subway car at 14th street]] / {{photo, 14th street, subway, late night}}
Buying Toothpaste [[Dude stands at store shelf]] / Dude: Toothpaste...toothpaste. Whitening, extra whitening, cavity protection, tartar protection, sensitive teeth, multicare whitening, double action, baking soda, peroxide, gel paste, striped... / Dude: AWW SCREW THIS! I’LL JUST GET WHATEVER! THEY ALL DO THE SAME THING! / [[Dude...
 
Sacagewea Dollars vs. Sticks of Gum [[Dude stands at cashier]] / Cashier: Here's your change sir. / Dude: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? STICKS OF GUM??? / Cashier: It's either those or Sacagewea dollars. Take your pick. / Dude: Oh, in that case never mind. Sorry about the fuss. / {{dollar coin, sacagewea}}
Brooklyn Yellow Pages [[Dude checks his mail]] / Superintendent: Hey man, new phone books came in, do you need one? / Dude: No thanks. I can just use the web. / Superintendent: You sure? There's one for everyone. / Dude: Yeah... / [[Impossibly large phone book sits behind super]] / Dude: Not so sure it would fit in...
Memorizing eye charts [[Dude sits in chair at eye doctor's]] / Eye doctor: All right, I’m gonna give you a full exam so we can see if your prescription changed. / Eye doctor: Things are gonna look blurry of course but read as many lines as you can. / Dude: F, B, Z, D, 1 Q, L, A, U, 2 T, X, O, B, 3 A, P, S, 0, 4 Q, X, Z,...
Movie Theater - King Kong [[Dude sits in movie theater]] / Dude: AHHH, at the movies with my popcorna nd cherry Icee / Dude: All set for over three hours of quality filmmaking goodness. / Smelly Guy: ALL RIGHT! LAST SEAT! / [[Dude inhales horrible body odor, starts crying]] / Smelly Guy: Excuse me, but are you crying? / Dude:...
Photo - Garden of The Park [[Dude stands outside in garden at "The Park" by tree with Christmas lights]] / {{photo, night, outdoor, snow, winter}}
 
Photo - Dude at Computer [[Dude sits at computer watches Yakitate Japan!]] / {{photo, computer, anime, home, indoor}}
Movie Theater - Brokeback Mountain [[Dude sits in packed movie theater]] / Smiley Guy #1: Wow, there're so many sheep. / Smiley Guy #2: Yeah, wonder if they're all real / Smiley Guy #1: He also directed "Crouching Tiger" didn't he? / Smiley Guy #2: Yeah, I think so. / Smiley Guy #1: Hey buddy! Down in front! / Smiley Guy #2: Yeah! Sit...
Transit Strike Contingency Plan [[Dude holds unicycle]] / Dude: I got my MTA Strike Contingency Plan. Do you? / {{subway, transit strike, MTA}}
Transit Strike vs. Journey to Mount Doom [[Dude watches Lord of the Rings on TV]] / Samwise: Come on Mr. Frodo! / Samwise: I can't carry it for you... / Samwise: BUT I CAN CARRY YOU! COME ON!!! / Dude: All right, so maybe walking to and from work could be worse. / {{TV, television, transit strike, Lord of the Rings}}
Transit Strike Repercussions [[Dude walks on sidewalk]] / Dude: Phew, if this strike continues I wonder what the long term side effects could ultimately be. / Newspaper: LEGS THIS SPRING SEASON ASTONISHINGLY SEXY! / "That's what two hours of walking a day does to you!" / Newspaper: BIKE SALESMAN FILTHY RICH. SELLS STORE TO HIGHEST...
 

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