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| End of Transit Strike | [[Dude sits on subway]] / Announcer: Then take the 2 from Nevins to Atlantic Avenue to the D...
/ Announcer: Then take the D to Coney Island transfer back to the uptown Q for all local stops / Dude: Is that the best you can do?
/ Dude: YOU AFRAID TO GIVE ME MORE??? BRING IT ON!!
/ Dude: I'll transfer... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-12-23 |
| Photo - Transit Strike - Manhattan Bridge | [[Dude crosses Manhattan Bridge during transit strike]] / {{photo, night, winter, Manhattan bridge, transit strike}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-12-24 |
| Photo - Transit Strike - Williamsburg Bridge | [[Dude crossing Williamsburg bridge during transit strike]] / {{photo, Williamsburg Bridge, transit strike, night, outdoor, winter}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-12-25 |
| Happy Holidays 2005 | Seasons Greetings, Happy Holidays, and whatever stupid P.C. ways of saying Merry Christmas you can think of. / {{holiday, christmas, xmas}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-12-26 |
| Back to the smell of urine | [[Dude walks on sidewalk hauling luggage]] / Dude: Ahhh, back in the city again. / [[Dude walks past Yummy Deli]] / Dude: Back to the 24 hour delis. / [[Dude sits in subway]] / Dude: The fully restored subway system! / [[Dude walks on sidewalk hauling luggage]] / Dude: The rank smell of urine. / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-12-27 |
| Voicemail Won't Delete | [[Dude uses cell phone]] / Phone: End of message. To erase this message press 7. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-12-28 |
| They Mean it, DO NOT BEND | [[Dude checks his mail]] / Dude: All right mailbox, do your thing. / Dude: "Do not bend."" / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-12-29 |
| New Years 2006 | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Gothamist: "The city is starting to brace itself for New Year's with sanitation crews and police at the ready." / Gothamist: "The weather is expected to break 50 degrees on Saturday which means it won't be a New Year's Freezing Eve for once." / Dude: That's too bad.... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-12-30 |
| New Years Eve 2005 | [[Dude reflected in his television having just turned it off]] / Dude: ...One. / {{photo, new years eve, home, TV, television, homestar runner, strongbad}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2005-12-31 |
| Providence Train Station | [[Dude stands looking into skylight of dome of Providence Train Station]] / {{photo, providence, train station}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-01 |
| New Years Resolution 2006 | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: This year I resolve to make an easy resolution / Dude: Well that's all done with. / Dude: That was fulfilling, now I can move on. / [[Dude starts to walk off screen]] / Dude: I rather like how my life is now and won't need an arbitrary date to decide for me... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-02 |
| Sin City DVD Commentary | [[Dude watches TV]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-03 |
| Aggressive Subway Tactics | [[Subway car]] / Stand clear of the closing doors please! / HAH! / You in the back, get your arm out! / Nope, nope, nope. / [[A large axe comes out of a compartment in the train]] / Smiley Guy: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FOR?? / [[Dude sits in train car laughing maniacally]] / Smiley Guy: AAAHHH!!!... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-04 |
| New Years Resolution 2006 | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: All right, so I changed my mind on the whole resolution thing. / Dude: I decided to be serious and realize there're always things to improve in life. / Dude: I resolve... / Dude: To not rip the connecting glue on this tear away calendar until midnight January... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-05 |
| Podcast Searching | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: I should check out some podcasts. I keep hearing about them but I haven’t really listened to any yet. / Dude: Hmmm, okay this guy does weekly anime reviews... / Dude: WAIT!? He gave the Appleseed Movie an 8 out of 10?? SCREW THAT! / Dude: Let’s see, this is... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-06 |
| Photo - At home under the sheets | [[Dude rests on his arms underneath his comforter on his bed]] / {{photo, home, apartment, lazy, late night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-07 |
| Photo - 14th Street Downtown 1-9 | [[Dude stands on 14th street Downtown 1-9 subway platform]] / {{photo, subway, red, 1, 9}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-08 |
| One Man's Garbage | [[Dude sees stool on sidewalk]] / Wow, this is a great looking stool! / Hey this chair's in really good condition! / Dude, I bet this a/c still works! / This TV looks like it's barely been used! / Whoa! Free luggage! / Holy crap! I can put DVDs on this shelf! / Who am I kidding? I can't fit all... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-09 |
| Viagra Spam | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: “Become and almighty in sex with Soft Viagra.” / Dude: “Forget about errors in work of your device with Viagra Pro.” / Dude: Eh, what the hell, let’s see where this goes. I have virus protection. / Dude: BROKEN LINK??? / Dude: Dude: But I “w@nt to buy Viagra... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-10 |
| Biggest Garbage Can EVER | [[Dude stands on subway platform]] / Preacher: Ladies and gentlemen I am here to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. / Preacher: Jesus is never mad with us if we live with him in our hearts. / Preacher: You don't have to live in fear because Jesus is watching over you everywhere you go. / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-11 |
| Oranges in Season 2006 | [[Large orange-looking thing with nubs on the bottom] / [[Large object starts to move]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-12 |
| The Snooty Samaritan | [[Two guys walk on sidewalk]] / Guy #1: Seriously, it’s this guy who gives you money if he sees you doing stuff like buying Tasti-D-Lite when there’s a Häagen Dazs Next door! / Guy #2: WHAT? / Guy #2: You’re so full of it. / Guy #1: Nah man, once he paid off this woman at a supermarket ‘cause she... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-13 |
| Photo - Deanna's Cans | [[Dude stands next to sign outside of bar]] / Sign: Hey boys!! Come check out Deanna's great ass and $2 cans! Happy Hour 4-7 2 for 1 / Dude: Troi??? / {{photo, bar, deanna troi}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-14 |
| Photo - Batman Begins Shot | [[Photo stands atop spire of church at night in silhouette]] / {{photo, night, outdoors, cityscape}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-15 |
| Good for you, Good FOR You! | [[Dude walks on sidewalk]] / Smiley Guy: Oh my god Hi! I saw you on the subway this morning!!! / [[Dude walks past guy, guy looks put out]] / Dude: Good for you. / [[Guy stares]] / {{sidewalk, subway, stranger}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-16 |
| In up to his wrist | [[Dude sleeps on subway next to guy scratching his nose and another passenger sleeping]] / < |
| U2 iPod | [[Dude stands at bus stop next to guy reaching into his pocket]] / [[Dude is amused guy takes U2 iPod out of his pocket]] / Dude: AH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! U2 iPOD!! HA! HA! HA! / Dude: AH HA! HA! HA! YOU CONSUMER WHORE! / Smiley Guy: At least I have an iPod / [[Dude cries]] / {{bus stop, apple, U2 iPod,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-18 |
| iLife '06 | [[Dude looks at shelf in Apple Store with boxes of .Mac, iLife '06 and iWork 2]] / Dude: All right! New version of iLife. Sweet! / iLife: COUGH! COUGH! HACK! BLECH! / [[Dude gawks]] / Dude: Excuse me? What's wrong with this copy of iLife? / Apple Store Worker: Sir, our software undergoes extensive... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-19 |
| Men's Health Mail | [[Dude checks mail]] / Dude: All right mailbox, you know what to do. / Dude: Men's Health Magazine? "3 Female Hot Spots no one told you about" / [[Dude opens magainze]] / Dude: OH...MY...GOD... / Dude: I'm not going to be able to sleep until I can remember where I last saw this stock image model... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-20 |
| Photo - Mysteriously Demolished Building | [[Dude stands by scaffolding where there used to be a building]] / Dude: What the hell? There used to be a building here before!! Where did it go??? / {{photo, lafayette, west 3rd, demolition, scaffolding, day, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-21 |
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