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| Photo - Manhattan Skyline from Williamsburg | [[Dude sits on stone area overlooking Manhattan skyline over water]] / {{photo, night, manhattan, skyline, water, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-22 |
| Free Fridge | [[Dude on sidewalk reads a sign posted on a fridge]] / Dude: FREE FRIDGE / Dude: "It actually works! Icemaker and everything!" / [[Dude looks incredulous]] / [[Dude tries to budge fridge]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-23 |
| Lost Cell Phone in Cab | [[Dude sits in cab]] / Driver: All right, that's $15 Dude. / Dude: Here you go. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-24 |
| Beggars CAN be Choosers | [[Dude sees homeless guy on street]] / Homeless Guy: Spare change sir? / Homeless Guy: Thank you sir, God bless. / Homeless Guy: Hey what the hell? This is just paper! / Dude: No no, it's the address of a place you can get five pork dumplings for a dollar. / Homeless Guy: Well okay, but- / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-25 |
| Lost Cell Phone Returned | [[Dude on sidewalk]] / Dude: Here's your phone back. / Smiley Guy: Phew, thanks so much for this. / Smiley Guy: I hope it wasn't too inconvenient for you. / Dude: Oh no, no problem. / Dude: But I might've accidentally arranged for you to be getting back together with some girl named Lisa. / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-26 |
| Gamer Parents | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Computer: Survey: "More Parents Playing Video Games" / Dude: Is this the crap they're passing off as news now?? / Dude: Hell I can come up with a more interesting sounding story from the same article. / Dude: "Gamers are having kids." / {{work computer, gamers, parents,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-27 |
| Photo - Pseudo Taj Mahal | [[Dude walks through park past Taj Mahal-like building]] / {{photo, brooklyn, outdoors, day, williamsburg, taj mahal}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-28 |
| Photo - Williamsburg Graffiti Wall | [[Dude walks past graffiti wall with large elevated subway track and some guy]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, williamsburg, graffiti}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-29 |
| Mild Winter 2005 | [[Dude stands in field on a sunny day]] / [[Dude looks up to sun]] / [[Dude looks around]] / Dude: Should I be worried that it's probably about twenty degrees warmer than it usually is this time of year? / {{winter, weather, sun, global warming, greenhouse effect}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-30 |
| Half Gallon of Orange Juice | [[Dude brings his breakfast food to the deli counter, a half gallon of orange juice and a paper bag]] / Dude: Cranberry Muffin / [[deli cashier suppresses a laugh]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-01-31 |
| State of the Union 2006 | [[Dude sits watching TV]] / Dude: NO! NO! NO! Our union! Talk about OUR Union! / George W. Bush: Iraq, liberty, terror, peace, justice, freedom, terrorists, liberty... / Dude: I don't live in Iraq! If you're giving a State of the Union give a State of the Union! / George W. Bush: Liberty, peace,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-01 |
| Photo - Between Subway Cars | [[Dude stands between subway cars, photo is taken from sidewalk down through subway grate]] / {{photo, subway, sidewalk, vent, grate}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-02 |
| Sniffing vs. Blowing | [[Dude stands on subway platform next to nasal guy]] / Nasal Guy: sniff / Nasal Guy: SNIIIIIIFFFFF!! gurgle / Nasal Guy: SSSNNNNIIIIIIFFFFFF!! *GURGLE* / [[Dude looks horrified]] / Nasal Guy: SNI- / [[Dude winds up his arm]] / [[Dude smacks nasal guy in the back of the head causing him to hoch... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-03 |
| Photo - Subway Vent | [[Dude stands between subway cards, looking up through street subway vent]] / {{photo, night, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-04 |
| Photo - Nemo's No Good Brother | [[Dude stands at South end of Washington Square Park, a plushie clown fish rests on a cart]] / Dude: Nemo's no good lost brother? / {{photo, night, outdoors, washington square park, finding nemo}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-05 |
| Superbowl 2006 | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude: I was thinking, the Super Bowl is almost a great time for a guy like me to meet women... / Dude: Think about it, all the women who like football are in one place... / Dude: So I know where the ones who DON'T CARE about it are somewhere else. / Dude: Only problem... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-06 |
| Nerd Apartment Cleaning | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: ALL RIGHT! TIME TO CLEAN THE APARTMENT! / [[Dude sits at home computer]] / Dude: Starting with my computer of course. / Dude: Geez, almost full. Good thing I have lots of DVDRs. / Caption: later... / Dude: Phew, freed up over 25GB!! / Dude: All right, I... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-07 |
| Umbrella Salesman Lecture | [[Dude on sidewalk approaches umbrella vendor]] / Dude: I'll take a big umbrella please. / Umbrella Vendor: Ten dollars. / Umbrella Vendor: Be sure when opening it not to force it open, press the metal button first... / Umbrella Vendor: Don't open all the way to the top. Stop when it reaches the... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-08 |
| Building Inspection Certificate | [[Dude checks his mail]] / Dude: Hmmm, no mail today, oh well. / [[Dude looks up at certificate above mailboxes" / Dude: "Building inspection certificate?" Never noticed this before. / Dude: When was the last date here? Uh-oh... / Dude: I must've been learning basic arithmetic when this inspector... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-09 |
| Cab From Williamsburg to Park Slope | [[Dude stops cab driver]] / Dude: Hey do you know how to get to Park Slope from this part of Brooklyn? / Cab Driver: Yeah sure. / [[Cab driver takes off with Dude hanging in the wind clinging to the window frame]] / Dude: WAIT FOR MEEEEEE!!!! / [[Dude clings to the roof of the cab]] / Dude: THIIIIIISSSS... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-10 |
| Photo - Always Open | [[Dude stands outside of a closed store]] / Sign: Open to the Public Always / Sign: We're Open! / {{photo, night, outdoors, store, false advertising}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-11 |
| Photo - Fire Escape Graffiti | [[Dude stands on bottom of a fire escape which has graffiti tags along the various stairs going up to the top]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, graffiti}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-12 |
| 2006 Blizzard Inconveniences | [[Dude walks behind an old slow walking guy down a narrowly shoveled pathway]] / Dude: Dear God, if I walk behind this guy for much longer the snow will have melted. / {{weather, snow, blizzard, sidewalk, walking}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-13 |
| Valentine's Day 2006 | [[Dude stands at store counter]] / Store Clerk: 2 Pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice cream, 1 microwave Mac & Cheese meal, Entenmann's cookies, a box of tissues, bottle of wine and Sour Patch Kids. / Store Clerk: Will that be all? / Dude: Yup. / [[Dude leaves with items, store clerk looks sympathetically... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-14 |
| Snowstorm Report | [[Dude stands in blank space on cell phone]] / Dude: Hi mom, what's up? / Dude: Huh? No, the subways are fine, getting to work has been no problem. Why do you ask? / Dude: Snow? What about it? / Dude: Yeah, that was this weekend. What, are they still talking about it? / {{cell phone, late night,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-15 |
| Google's New Slogan | [[Dude at news stand]] / Dude: I'll take a paper please / [[Dude reads newspaper]] / Headline: GOOGLE TURNS EVIL! / Caption: World: "F***" / Dude: AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! / [[Dude wakes up]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-16 |
| Street Office Chairs | [[Smiley guy walks down sidewalk, some office chairs sit on the side]] / [[Smiley guy looks at chairs]] / [[Smiley guy stops to ponder chairs]] / [[Smiley guy looks over, Dude is standing there too]] / Dude: I know, I've been here for ten minutes debating whether or not to take one too. / {{sidewalk,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-17 |
| Photo - Snowstorm 2006 Aftermath | [[Dude looks down at pitiful pile of snow]] / Dude: Wow, I could see this snow becoming a problem if it freezes over the weekend. / {{photo, broadway, snow, blizzard, night, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-18 |
| Photo - Chinatown Graffiti | [[Dude looks at wall with English and Chinese graffiti]] / Dude: Obviously I can read the English, but I’m almost afraid to ask if the Chinese graffiti is not safe for work. / {{photo, outdoors, day, chinatown, graffiti}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-19 |
| Washington Mutual ATM Fees | [[Dude walks to Washington Mutual]] / [[Dude at ATM, a large line behind him]] / Dude: Ahhh Washington Mutual. / Dude: Sole provider of the lowest ATM fees around. / Dude: That is to say nothing... / Dude: ...MORE THAN $150???? / [[People in line behind look shocked]] / [[Dude and others run... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-02-20 |
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