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| Homeless Story | [[Guy walks down sidewalk]] / [[Dude stops guy]] / Dude: Excuse me, do you speak English? / Dude: I lost my job and now I'm homeless, I used a lot of drugs but I've been trying hard to stay clean. Can you spare some change for me to get a little something to eat? / Guy: Uhh, no sorry. / [[Dude... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-03-23 |
| Semi-Suspicious Package | [[Dude sits on subway holding package]] / [[Dude sets package onto empty seat next to him]] / [[Paranoid guy yells in fear]] / Paranoid Guy: SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE!!! / [[Dude touches package]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-03-24 |
| Photo - West Side Highway 4 | [[Dude stands underneath stone canopy structure at West Side Highway]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, west side highway, javitz center}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-03-25 |
| Photo - Javitz Center Roof | [[Dude looks in from glass roof of Javitz Center]] / {{photo, outdoors, javitz center}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-03-26 |
| Alternate Perspective on Heaven | [[Dude sits in movie theater, a big obnoxious guy sits behind him with his two lady friends]] / Big Obnoxious Guy: Man, this is heaven. / Big Obnoxious Guy: I got my popcorn, and my Diet Coke... / Big Obnoxious Guy: ...the two hottest women in the whole theater sitting here next to me. / Big Obnoxious... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-03-27 |
| New Niche of Subway Vendors | [[Dude sits in subway]] / Pants Vendor: Pants only ten dollars! Anyone? / Pants Vendor: Come on, perfect condition, pants! Only ten dollars! / Pants Vendor: Anyone? Pants Ten Dollars! / Dude: Find me someone who would use them and I'll give you the 10 bucks. / {{subway, pants, vendor}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-03-28 |
| Taxes 2006 | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Having just gotten back from mailing my taxes at the post office I thought I'd make a public service announcement about some of the people you WILL find should you go. / Caption: 1. People talking loudly on their cell phone / [[Dude mocks person in front of him with... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-03-29 |
| Out of Context Laughter | [[Dude on elevator with a few other people who are apparently friends]] / Joker: so them i'm all like, "oh my gawd, hell yeah, I'm so there, I'm soooo ThErE!" / Group: AH HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! / Group & Dude: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! / [[Group stops laughing upon seeing Dude sarcastically laughing]] / Group:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-03-30 |
| Poop Pressure | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude: Oh man this is gonna be good. / Dude: I'm so ready for this one it's gonna be perfect. / Dude: Timing really IS everything. / Dude: I'm almost looking forward to this. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-03-31 |
| Photo - Washington Square Park Arch 2 | [[Dude walks by Washington Square Park Arch at night]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, washington square park, arch}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-01 |
| Photo - BQE Overpass | [[Dude stands under BQE Overpass]] / {{photo, brooklyn queens expressway, outdoors, night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-02 |
| Daylight Savings 2006 | [[Dude at work computer]] / Oh my god look at the time! / I'm an hour late, I guess I should've reset my clocks! / Isn't it so funny? It's 'cause of the whole daylight savings thing! / Eh who am I kidding? There's no one here and all my clocks reset themselves anyway. / {{work computer, daylight... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-03 |
| Plastic Grocery Bag Loops | [[Dude at supermarket cashier]] / Cashier: Here's your change sir. / Dude: Thanks / [[Dude goes to grab his groceries in their respective double plastic bags]] / Dude: Aw crap, I hate how many freakin' plastic loops there always are. / Dude: Shoot! This one slipped. I thought I had them all this... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-04 |
| Toasted Raisin Bagel With Cream Cheese Experience | [[Dude at deli counter]] / Dude: Toasted raisin bagel with cream cheese please. / [[Dude sits at table eating his bagel]] / Dude: Nothing...nothing... / [[Dude suddenly is ecstatic, smiley faces and stars come out]] / Dude: RAISIN! OMG! SQUEEEEE!!!! / Dude: Nothing...nothing... / ...nothing...nothing... / [[Dude... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-05 |
| Random Street Object | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / [[Dude stops when he sees something]] / [[Dude stares at it]] / Dude: Pot lid. / {{sidewalk, street trash, pot lid}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-06 |
| War of the Odors | [[Dude walks down sidewalk, an odor emanates from a nearby door]] / Dude: Oh wow that Mexican food smells AMAZING! / [[Dude at counter]] / Dude: One please. / [[Dude sits at table, waiter hands him a menu]] / Dude: Thanks. / [[A stench approaches from Dude's right hand side]] / [[Dude looks over... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-07 |
| Photo - Williamsburg Street | [[Dude stands on street in Williamsburg]] / {{photo, williamsburg, brooklyn, outdoors, night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-08 |
| Phtoo - Elevator | [[Dude stands in old school elevator with gate]] / {{photo, indoors, elevator}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-09 |
| Bathroom Executioner | [[Dude walks to bathroom]] / [[Frame stays on exterior of bathroom, a guy approaches]] / Dude: haHA! Foolish floating piece of toilet paper! You thought you'd escape in one piece eh? / [[Guy goes in door]] / Dude: Well think agai- / [[Bathroom door]] / [[Guy leaves bathroom]] / Dude: haHA! DIE!... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-10 |
| Post 9/11 Pizza | [[Dude at pizza parlor]] / Dude: One slice with mushroom and one plain slice to go please. / [[Pizza guy puts pizza box on counter]] / [[Dude looks at pizza box]] / Pizza Box: NATIONAL GUARD. YOU'VE PAID FOR THE PIZZA, NOW HOW ABOUT YOUR TUITION? CASH EVERY MONTH. ENLISTMENT BONUS. 100% TUITION... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-11 |
| The Perils of Having a Job | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-12 |
| Love at First Pass | [[Dude walks on sidewalk behind guy wearing a cap]] / [[Dude walks past guy wearing cap]] / [[Woman zooms past guy with cap and Dude]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-13 |
| Never Settle For a Subway Line Other Than Your Own | [[Dude chases after Q train]] / Dude: WAIT UP YOU GOD DAMN STUPID Q TRAIN!!! / [[Dude on platform]] / Dude: GRRRRRR... / Dude: I guess I'll just take the N and transfer. It's going over the bridge anyway. / [[Dude inside subway car]] / Train Conductor: ATTENTION ATTENTION! This N train is going... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-14 |
| Photo - Brokeback Subway | [[Dude sits on subway, a Manhattan mini storage ad has a guy with a cowboy hat holding a teddy bear]] / Ad: I wish I could quit you. / {{photo, subway, manhattan mini storage, cowboy, brokeback mountain}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-15 |
| Photo - East River Under FDR Drive | [[Dude walks by East River under FDR Drive]] / {{photo, outdoors, spring, brooklyn bridge}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-16 |
| Attack of the Tomato Killers | [[Dude looks through produce aisle of market]] / [[Small girl comes running towards tomatoes]] / WHEEE! TOMATOES! / [[Girl takes a big bite, Dad yells from off frame]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-17 |
| Silent and Hungry | [[Dude sits on park bench eating a bagel, two girls chat sitting on the same bench, a pecked at bagel is between them]] / Girls: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah / Girls: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah / Girls: blah blah blah blah blah blah / Bagel Girl: Well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow.... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-18 |
| I Do What I Feel Like | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Lazy guy comes up to Dude]] / Lazy Guy: Hey man, I'm gonna leave early today. / Dude: Huh? How come? You feeling sick? / Lazy Guy: Nah, there's just not much going on right now and I feel like leaving early. / [[Dude looks irate]] / [[Lazy guy sports a black... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-19 |
| A New Revolution in Audio...But Not | [[Dude walks to Post Office]] / [[Dude stands in line, a speaker plays the radio]] / Radio: HD RADIO!!! A NEW AMAZING REVOLUTION IN SOUND!!! / Radio: JOIN THE REVOLUTION! GET IT NOW! HD RADIO!!! / Dude: HD Radio?? / Dude: That doesn't make any sense at all!!! / Dude: Who listens to the radio??? / {{post... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-20 |
| Kikkoman + Yamasa = | [[Dude sits at Chinese restaurant table]] / [[Dude picks up Kikkoman soy sauce bottle]] / Dude: "Refill only with Kikkoman soy sauce." / [[Dude unscrews cap]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-21 |
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