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| Photo - Washington Square Park Fountain | [[Dude sits in Washington Square Park fountain wearing sunglasses]] / {{photo, day, outdoors, washington square park}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-22 |
| Photo - Early Morning April Shower | [[Dude walks down street in the pouring rain]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, rain}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-23 |
| Spring/Summer Subway Service Changes | [[Dude looks at MTA subway booth's sign]] / Sign: No 4 trains in Brooklyn 'til fall. / Dude: Did you guys post this on April 1st or something? / Booth Guy: Nope. / Booth Guy: That one said there'd be no trains until June. / {{subway, mta, service change, construction}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-24 |
| Computer Broken For Reason Number One Million and Three | [[Dude stands by an open Power Mac G5 case holding a screwdriver and canned air]] / Dude: Obviously when Steve Jobs said that the inside of this computer was prettier than the outside of most other computers it wasn’t after three years of use at which point it looks like
/ a cat who eats tribbles has... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-25 |
| KITH Recipe For a Bad Day | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / And now I present the official Kick in the Head recipe for a really bad day... / Caption: #1 Your computer at home is broken / [[Dude stands by computer with components torn out, he looks drunk]] / Dude: Think about it. You leave for work knowing it's broken which... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-26 |
| Tax Return 2006 | [[Dude walks to a DVD Store]] / Dude: You know Star Trek? / Clerk: Of course. / Dude: Get me all of it. / Clerk: What do you mean "all of it?" / [[Dude grabs the clerk from across the counter]] / Dude: AAAALLLL OOOFFFFF IIIIITTTT!!!! / [[Dude walks away witha goofy smile, and a large bag of... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-27 |
| Change is Good...For Some | [[Dude at deli]] / Dude: Bacon, egg and cheese on a roll please? / Deli Clerk: Buh-what? Bacon......on a ...roll? / Deli Clerk: No raisin bagel, not even...onion? / [[Clerk's head grows to critical mass]] / Deli Clerk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! / [[Clerk's head explodes]] / <<'SPLODE!>> / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-28 |
| Photo - The Omen | [[Dude stands on sidewalk over a painted 666 pattern]] / At least one of two things is happening right now. Either a religious group is crapping themselves. Or some movie ad campaign people are getting fined. / {{photo, outdoors, day, 666, satan, omen, publicity stunt}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-29 |
| Photo - Sakura Matsuri 2006 | [[Dude stands on Cherry Blossom Esplanade at Brooklyn Botanic Gardens]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, sakura, cherry blossoms}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-04-30 |
| Easiest Tech Support Question Ever | [[Dude sits at work desk]] / Guy: Hey man, can you look at something for me? / [[Dude goes to guy's desk]] / Guy: I was having trouble printing, and I saw this light blinking. / Guy: Oh wait, I guess that means that there's no black ink. / Guy: Hmmm, I guess I'll try replacing iit. / Guy: OH!... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-01 |
| Roach's Last Words | [[Dude sits on toilet in his bathroom, the door is open, a roach outside the doorway walks around]] / [[Roach flops over]] / Roach: bleah / Roach: Hello? Dying roach here!!! / Dude: What do you want me to do about it? / Roach: Well aren't you going to finish me off? Look how big and hideous I am.... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-02 |
| No One Makes it to the Meat Faucet | [[Dude orders Mexican food]] / Dude: I'll have a Crazy burrito with beef and refried beans. / Cashier: Oh shoot, gotta refill the tomato chunks. / [[The cashier has a bucket and begins pouring tomato chunks into the counter]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-03 |
| Star Wars Original Trilogy DVDs | [[Star Wars Special Edition DVD box set]] / [[Dude runs towards box set with sledge hammer]] / Dude: YAAAAA / [[Dude flattens box set with sledge hammer]] / Dude: DIE!!!!! / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-04 |
| Cinco de Mayo Plans | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Co-worker: Hey man, a bunch of the guys are gonna go out for Cinco de Mayo, wanna come? / Dude: Nah, I'm gonna go see a movie tonight. / Co-worker: Why? Cinco de Mayo is all about going out, partying and getting trashed. / Dude: But I'll be able to enjoy my movie... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-05 |
| Photo - Cinco de Mayo Movie Aftermath | [[Dude walks away from AMC Empire 25 theater behind two drunk guys, he doesn't look happy]] / Drunk Guy: Hey man, you were right. Getting wasted before seeing the movie was a totally awesome idea!! / {{photo, outdoors, night, amc, movie theater}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-06 |
| Photo - Garden Seating | [[Dude sits in chair by wall covered in Ivy in Garden area of restaurant]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, restaurant, ivy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-07 |
| Like Talking to a Broken Mirror | [[Dude at Wendy's cashier]] / Dude: Can I get a number one with cheese and a Sprite to go please? / Cashier: You said a number one right? / Dude: Yeah. / Cashier: All right, want a soda to go with that? / Dude: Um, yeah a Sprite? / Cashier: All right then. / Cashier: Biggie Size? / Dude: No thanks. / Cashier:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-08 |
| ...legs? | [[Dude stands outside GYM HARDCORE looking at their ad sign with a buff guy]] / Sign: STRONGER! LONGER! LEANER! / [[Dude at counter]] / Dude: I had a question about your sign. / Dude: Stronger I understand. Leaner I understand... / Dude: But... / [[Dude has awkward pause with guy]] / Dude: You... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-09 |
| Playstation 3 Price | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: $499 for a Playstation 3?? Screw that! I barely have time to use my Playstation 2 as it is! / Dude: Oh, they have in-game rendered trailers for Metal Gear Solid 4 and Final Fantasy XIII? / [[Dude's eyes bug out]] / [[Dude on phone]] / Phone: Why do you want... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-10 |
| Halogen Cell Phone 2 | [[Dude sits in darkened movie theater, the phone of the guy next to him starts ringing/blinking]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-11 |
| Over Modulated Subway P.A. System | [[Dude sits on subway, guy next to him covers his ears]] / Announcer: ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THERE IS NO Q SERVICE! I REPEAT, NO Q SERVICE! / Announcer: STAND CLEAR THE CLOSING DOORS! / Guy: SHUT UP!!! / [[Guy turns to Dude]] / Guy: What was it they said? / {{subway, announcement, loud}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-12 |
| Photo - Impending Rain, Roof | [[Dude stands atop roof with arms raised]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, weather}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-13 |
| Mother's Day 2006 | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: What's that? It's Mother's Day? / Dude: But last year it was on a Sunday, and the year before! / Dude: It's ALWAYS on a Sunday??? / Dude: What? Since when? Ever? / Dude: Well I never needed to remember, peopel are always reminding you. / Dude: Happy Mother's... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-14 |
| New Video Card | [[Dude sits at home computer]] / Dude: Whoo! Got my new video card! Let's see what this sucker can do! / Dude: Hmmm, let's see how this guy handles Doom 3 / Computer: COUGH! / Dude: Um, okay. Maybe Let's try Doom 2. / {{power macintosh G5, doom, video card}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-15 |
| Door Motivation | [[Dude walks towards door, inside building another guy walks towards the door]] / [[Dude prepares to open door, guy is on the other side]] / [[Dude opens door]] / Guy: Hey thanks. / Dude: Why? I was opening the door for myself. You just happened to be around. / {{etiquette, chivalry}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-16 |
| Mouse Conversation | [[Dude sleeps in bed, some mice talk from his kitchen off frame]] / Mouse #1: All right man, he's asleep. Find yourself a place and dig in! / Mouse #1: Heh, he cleaned up pretty well, but there's still plenty for us. / [[Dude wakes up]] / Mouse #2: I know really, doesn't he see how big our poops... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-17 |
| Change is Bad | [[Dude stands on sidewalk going through his pocket]] / Dude: I can't freakin' believe how much change I have! / Dude: That postal guy gave me seven nickles!!! / [[Homeless guy holds out his cup]] / Homeless Guy: If you have so much change, spare some? / [[Dude walks away from homeless guy]] / {{sidewalk,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-18 |
| The Kick in the Head Code | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: Try solving THIS code... / [[A picture of a screw + t3h + drawing of Leonardo Da Vinci + c0d3]] / {{da vinci code, dan brown}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-19 |
| Photo - New Apple Store Manhattan | [[Dude stands in picture taken using Photobooth on a Macbook Pro in new Apple Store]] / {{photo, indoors, night, apple store, macbook}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-20 |
| Photo - Subway, the other side | [[Dude stands on other side of subway platform]] / {{photo, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-21 |
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