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| Rat Dogs | [[Dude stands on subway platform next to a guy who holds his dog in his palm]] / Dude: (Thinking) Poop on his hand...poop on his hand...Come on you stupid tiny dog, poop on h is hand... / {{subway, rat dogs, vermin}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-22 |
| Old Fashioned Subway Ventilation | [[Dude sits on subway holding his breath, guys next to him do the same]] / [[Dude and guys get a little puffy cheeked]] / [[Dude and guys' eyes star to bug out]] / [[a scraggly looking guy heads for the door, Dude and the guys watch him]] / Announcer: THIS IS DEKALB AVENUE, TRANSFERS AVAILABLE FOR... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-23 |
| Unidentified Chinatown Water | [[Dude stands on Canal Street subway platform]] / [[Water sprinkles from the ceiling onto dude]] / Dude: AAHHHH!!! Unidentified Chinatown water!!! / [[Dude runs away]] / DUDE: Oh god I'm contaminated! Call 911!!! / {{subway, chinatown, canal street}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-24 |
| Deli Sandwich Wrapping | [[Dude eats sandwich, wrapper sits on table]] / Dude: Oh man I'm full. I think I'll save the rest of this sandwich for later. / Dude: All right, I'm totally going to wrap this like the deli guys, I've seen them do it a million times. / Dude: Okay, so they sort of fold it here so the two sides meet... / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-25 |
| Test of Emergency Kick in the Head System | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: This is a test of the emergency Kick in the Head system, this is only a test. / Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! / Dude: If there were an actual Kick in the Head emergency that would mean I'm away for the weekend or the abillity to create humor was at an all time... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-26 |
| Photo - Movie Theater Exit | [[Dude leaves movie theater, red walled hallway]] / {{photo, indoors, movie theater}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-27 |
| Photo - Subway Door Reflection | [[Dude is reflected sitting in door of subway car]] / {{photo, subway, reflection}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-28 |
| Emergency Kick in the Head System | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! / {{late night, lazy, blank}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-29 |
| Video iPod Defense | [[Dude walks down sidewalk with janky CD discman with white headphones]] / Mugger: All right buddy hand over th- / [[Dude points behind mugger]] / Dude: VIDEO iPOD!!! / [[Mugger turns around]] / Mugger: WHERE!?! / [[Mugger turns around to find Dude gone]] / {{sidewalk, apple, ipod, mugger}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-30 |
| Parental Video Game Censorship 2 | [[Dude looks through video games at a store, a child and his father look too]] / Kid: Dad! Buy me thsi game! / Dad: Hmmm? / Let's see here, violence, action, driving... / Hold on, I heard about this game, you don't want to buy this! / but- / Hey, you were the one who wanted Roboflop, and look how... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-05-31 |
| Convenient Lack of Continuity - Bruegger's Bagels | [[Dude stands outside of Brueggers Bagels in Boston]] / Dude: Eh, how bad could it be? / [[Dude goes in]] / Dude: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! / [[Dude smashes through window]] / Dude: AAARRRGGHHH!!! / [[Dude lies on the ground amidst shattered glass]] / [[Dude looks distraught]] / Dude: round...bread... / {{boston,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-01 |
| Special Mangoes | [[Dude stands outside of store]] / Sign: VARY SWEET MANGOES!!! / {{lazy, late night, fruit, engrish}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-02 |
| Photo - Girder High Beam | [[Dude walks over girder between buildings]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, girder}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-03 |
| Photo - The Shining | [[Dude holds hands with a twin of himself at the end of a hall reminiscent of The Shining]] / {{photo, indoors, shining, stanley kubrick}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-04 |
| Manual Umbrellas Are the Way to Go | [[Dude stands at bus stop with large manual umbrella, guy next to him holds small umbrella]] / [[it starts raining, dude prepares his umbrella]] / [[Dude stands in rain shielded by his umbrella, guy next to him prepares his]] / [[Guy presses button on his umbrella]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-05 |
| 06/06/06 | [[Dude looks at his calendar]] / Dude: 6...6...6...! / [[Dude looks freaked out]] / [[Dude YELLS]] / Dude: IT'S THE EENNNDD...!! / [[Dude walks through subway turnstile]] / Dude: Of my 30 day Metrocard / {{satan, mark of the beast, omen, 666, subway, metrocard}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-06 |
| Metrocard Panhandler | [[Dude walks through turnstile]] / Guy: Hey, do you have a Metrocard? / Dude: Here's a token. / Guy: But... / [[Guy stands holding useless token, Dude walks away]] / {{subway, metrocard, token}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-07 |
| Convenient Lack of Continuity - Car Service Confirmation | [[Dude stands in blank space with cell phone]] / Phone: Thank you for calling Tiny Apple car service your car number is 63... / Phone: ...your car will arrive in eight minutes... / Phone: ...if this is correct please press one. / [[Dude looks irate]] / [[Dude looks confusfed]] / [[Dude looks at... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-08 |
| Still Prefer My Futon | [[Dude sleeps atop a cloud]] / [[Dude wakes up]] / Dude: Wait, clouds don't have any substance... / [[Dude plummets from the sky]] / Dude: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! / Voice: STAND CLEAR THE CLOSING DOORS! / Dude: OH NOOOO!!! / [[Dude back in reality runs out of the subway car]] / Dude: It's my stop!... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-09 |
| Photo - Top of Chinatown Building | [[Dude stands atop a building in the Chinatown area]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, chinatown}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-10 |
| Photo - Fireworks | [[Dude looks out at fireworks going off in the distance]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, fireworks}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-11 |
| Season of Candy | [[Dude walks past guy eating peanut M&Ms]] / [[Dude passes another guy eating peanut M&Ms]] / [[Dude looks back at yet another guy eating peanut M&Ms]] / Dude: Hmmm, lots of people eating peanut M&Ms. / Dude: Oh crap, then that means... / [[Dude is surrounded by people with boxes of peanut M&Ms]] / Small... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-12 |
| Bathroom Etiquette Quashed | [[Dude sits in bathroom stall]] / Dude: (Thinking) All right, nice and easy... / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-13 |
| New York Fixtures | [[Dude goes up subway stairs]] / [[Dude exits subway, a scraggly guy sits on a box]] / Dude: You're always here. Do you move at all during the day? / Scraggly Guy: Actually I'm only here at 8:55 am and 5:10 pm / {{subway, homeless, scraggly}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-14 |
| You Look Particularly Godless | [[Dude stands at bus stop next to two guys]] / Leader: Excuse me? / Dude: Huh? / Leader: Do you have a church you go to? / Dude: No... / Leader: Have you been to a church before?? / [[Dude stares at the two guys]] / Dude: I think I might've peed on one when I was drunk, but I can't remember. / {{bus,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-15 |
| Slippery Earbuds | [[Dude sits on subway listening to his discman]] / [[Dude's earbuds pop out of his ears]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-16 |
| Photo - Puck Building | [[Dude stands outside of the Puck Building with an empty wallet and a bag of minicomics]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, mocca}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-17 |
| Photo - Anime Next 2006 | [[Dude stands taking pictures of Naruto cosplayers]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, anime next, cosplay, naruto, kakashi}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-18 |
| Conserving Energy | [[Dude's work desk is empty]] / Co-worker: Hmmm, it's almost been an hour and he's still not here. / [[Co-worker takes out clel phone]] / Co-worker: I'll give him a call to make sure everything's okay. / [[Dude lies in bed, his phone rings]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-19 |
| Can't Fool the Weather | [[Dude stands on the ground holding a bag with a sun and cloud in the background]] / Dude: Man, you know what would REALLY SUCK? If it were to RAIN right about now. / Dude: I wouldn't want THAT. Then all this delightful hot weather would just go away. / [[The paper bag is now sitting on the ground]] / Man:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2006-06-20 |
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