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New Yorker Proof of Residence [[Dude sits at work computer, spills a cup of water]] / Dude: WOOPS! / Dude: Aw shoot! I thought this cup was empty from yesterday! / Dude: Oh well... / [[Dude looks over at four huge stacks of deli napkins]] / Dude: I guess this means that I can finally use up some of my saved deli napkins. / {{work...
Recipe for Summer Subway [[Dude stands at table wearing apron]] / Dude: All right, we have a very special recipe for you all today. / Dude: First we'll need somefish remains and a thing of Chinese cabbage. / Dude: Plus some rat urine... / Dude: For texture we have some dog poo. / Dude: For aroma we have cigarette butts...
Capillary Burst [[Dude sits on subway, guy on the middle seat has big eyes]] / [[Big eyed guy turns to Dude to reveal that a capillary in his right eye has burst and its very bloody. Dude is horrified and surprised]] / Dude: EEK! / [[Big eyed guy looks self conscious, dude is embarrassed]] / {{subway, eye, capi...
Photo - Post No Bills [[Dude stands on street next to construction fences that say Post No Bills]] / {{photo, night, outdoors, bills}}
Photo - Church rooftop [[Dude its on edge of church roof during late afternoon]] / {{photo, day, outdoors, church, roof}}
 
Temperamental PS2 [[Dude stands next to his TV stand and playstation 2]] / Dude: All right, time to try out this new video game that I finally got! / [[Dude turns on playstation 2]] / Playstation 2: NO! / Dude: What do you mean "No!?" / Playstation 2: Too hot! / Dude: Of course it's too hot! it's the Summer! / Playstation...
New Yorker Walk Like Ninja [[Dude stands on the sidewalk behind a surprised person]] / Surprised person: OH DEAR GOD! / [[Dude stands on the sidewalk behind a baseball cap person who is just turning around]] / Baseball cap person: HOLY CRAP ON A POGO STICK! / [[Dude stands on the sidewalk behind a glasses person]] / Glasses...
There are worse smells than the bathroom [[Dude walks down sidewalk holding his stomach]] / Dude: oog, that Whole Foods wrap is doing a number on my stomach... / Dude: I think I need to go and sit in the bathroom for a long time. / [[Dude approaches bathroom, smelly guy walks out of bathroom]] / [[Dude opens bathroom door]] / <> / Dude:...
Early Morning Orange Juice [[Dude sits at work computer, carton of orange juice sits on his desk]] / Dude: YAWN / [[Dude shakes orange juice]] / <> / Dude: YAWN / [[Dude opens orange juice]] / <> / [[Dude shake opened orange juice again spilling juice]] / <> / [[Dude...
Rainy Prune Foot [[Dude stands in his apartment wearing wet shoes]] / Dude: Stupid rain, I don't even want to THINK about what my feet look or smell like now. / [[Dude kicks shoe off to reveal discolored shriveled foot]] / <> / Dude: EEEEWWW!!!!! / Dude: Why did I even decide to start wearing shoes today of...
 
Photo - Ruby Foo's [[Dude stands atop Ruby Foo's in Times Square]] / Dude: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T EAT HERE!!! / {{photo, outdoors, night, times square, asian fusion}}
Photo - Overflowing Grand Army Plaza Trash [[Dude holds bottle he wants to throw in the trash but trash can is overflowing]] / {{photo, day, trash, grand army plaza}}
Weekend Productivity [[Dude lies on his bed dead tired]] / Dude: Aw man, one hour of playing Super Nintendo emulators... / Dude: ...almost two hours of the Naruto PS2 game... / Dude: ...and at least an hour of watching anime. / Dude: Nevermind the fact that I went to sleep around 2 am last night. / Dude: (Yelling) AND...
Bittersweet July 4th [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: Whoo July 4th... / Dude: Proud to be an Ameri... / [[Dude looks sad]] / [[Dude kneels in corner covering face]] / Dude: Just two more years...Just two more years...Just two more years... / {{america, bush, dubya, independence day, blank, late night}}
OS X is Broken [[Dude sits at his work computer, a dumb guy stands next to him]] / Dumb Guy: OS X is broken. / [[Dude covers his face[[ / Dude: How do you mean? / Dumb Guy: OS X is broken. / Dude: Well how do you mean? Does the computer star up? / Dumb Guy: Well yeah. / [[Dude grabs Dumb Guy and lifts him up...
 
American Apparel BFF [[Dude looks at American Apparel sign]] / Sign: 25% Off when you and your BFF buy matching outfits! / Dude: This is the dumbest... / Ditz #1: Like, OMG! We should like, totally do this!! / Ditz #2: OMG! I was like, just thinking that! / Dude: (Offscreen) BAAARRRFFF!!! / {{american apparel, bff,...
Movie Theater Indecisiveness [[Dude stands in line for movie tickets]] / Indecisive Person #1: All right, what do you want to see? / Indecisive Person #2: Well it's almost 9:30 and Pirates 2 is sold out... / Indecisive Person #2: Neither is for a while, but "X3, Da Vinci Code and The Break Up" are next closest. / Indecisive...
Photo - July 4th 2006 [[Dude's head is in bottom of picture looking at East River fireworks through fence]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, fireworks, july 4th, independence day, east river}}
Photo - Secret Ads [[Dude stands by subway ad for Secret deodorant, on the ad is written "I hate these ads!!"]] / {{photo, subway, advertising, deodorant}}
World Cup 2006 [[Dude sits at work computer, co-worker talks to him]] / Co-worker: Man, did you watch the game this weekend? / Dude: Game? / Co-worker: World Cup, duh. / Dude: Oh. No, I didn't / Co-worker: Didn't you watch any of it all month? / Dude: Was it that long? / Co-worker: It's all anyone's been talking...
 
Familiar Bathroom Scent [[Dude walks to men's room]] / [[Dude goes into men's room]] / Dude: It smells like Chinatown in here. / {{bathroom, chinatown, scent, odor, stench}}
A/C Surprise [[Dude, looking very fatigued and hot goes to his apartment door]] / Dude: I don't want to THINK of what kind of armpit my apartment feels like after a hot day like this. / [[Dude opens door to have frigid air emerge, dude facepalms]] / Dude: Except that I left my a/c on by accident. / Dude: Better...
Greenpeace's Choice of Attire #2 [[Greenpeace worker wears yellow shirt]] / Dude: Still wearing yellow I see. / Greenpeace person: You got a problem with that? / Dude: As a matter of fact, I do. / Greenpeace person: You just don't GET IT do you? / [[Dude has left]] / [[Greenpeace person is confused]] / [[Greenpeace person stands...
Subway Storage Facility [[Dude stands in subway to see storage area open]] / Dude: Oh my god IT'S UNLOCKED!! / Dude: FINALLY A GLIMPSE OF THE UNTOLD SECRETS OF THE SUBWAY STORAGE AREA!!! / [[Subway worker emerges from storage are]] / Dude: Tell me! What magical wonders are held within!? / Subway worker: Paint. / [[Dude...
Photo - Prospect Park Outdoor Concert [[Dude sits on lawn of Prospect Park theater area for free show]] / {{photo, outdoors, brooklyn, prospect park, concert}}
 
Photo - Chambers Street J Subway [[Dude stands on platform of Chambers Street J subway station]] / {{photo, subway, MTA, chambers}}
Watching a Car Crash [[Dude stands on side of road where a car collision has just happened, several people look on]] / Dude: OOH WOW! Let's all watch them exchange insurance info! How exciting! I wonder what kind of coverage they have!? / {{sidewalk, car crash}}
PDA Cool Down [[Dude stands on subway platform, a couple act all lovey dovey]] / [[Dude sweats, looks over at couple]] / [Dude reaches off screen]] / [[Dude retrieves pail of water]] / [[Dude splashes couple]] / <> / [[Couple continues despite being soaked]] / Dude: In retrospect, I probably should've...
Summer Torrential Rain #2 [[Dude runs down sidwalk in pouring rain]] / Dude: AAAHH!! STUPID SUDDEN RAIN! Though I have to admit it's a lot cooler right now. / [[Dude completely soaked goes to his apartment door]] / Dude: Oh geez, it's even hotter in the building that outside! / [[Dude goes in apartment]] / Dude: OOG, it's...
Coolest Room in the Apartment [[Dude sits in bathroom]] / Dude: a/c or not, this is still the coolest room in my apartment. / {{bathroom, summer, heatwave, weather}}
 

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