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Bathroom Memory [[Dude walks into bathroom]] / [[shot stays on bathroom door]] / Dude: *grunt* / Dude: *GRUNT* / [[Dude leaves bathroom]] / Dude: whew / [[Dude leaves]] / [[Dude comes back]] / Dude: Forgot to pee. / {{bathroom, pee, poop}}
Photo - Stripped Umbrella [[Dude stands outside in the rain looking at discarded skeleton of umbrella mixed in with NoHo trash]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, umbrella, trash, noho}}
Photo - Manhattan Bridge Arch [[Dude stands atop arch at Manhattan bridge entrance holding an umbrella]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, chinatown, manhattan bridge}}
Subway Drunk [[Dude leaves subway exit, guy on a cell phone looks desperate as he looks at friend who is passed out]] / Desperate Guy: Nah dude, she's COMPLETELY PASSED OUT. What the hell am I supposed to do? I can't deal with this right now! Isn't there anything you can do to give me a hand? / <> / {{subway,...
Work Fire Alarm not that Alarming [[Dude sits at work computer, student asks him a question]] / Student: Excuse me, my computer- / Fire alarm: Avvvruba*static*rrovhvruootestashumuzhd*static* / Fire alarm: grumuvdah*fire*vvrubma*emergencvtrslfyble! / Student: What's that? / Dude: Emergency fire alarm just ignore it. / {{work computer,...
 
Subway Balance [[Dude sits on subway, person carefully walks down car]] / [[Car suddenly jars]] / <> / [[Careful person falls into middle seat next to Dude]] / Careful Person: Ha ha ha, almost fell over myself there! / Dude & Careful Person: AH HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!!!! / Careful Person:...
Virgin Toothpaste [[Dude stands in his bathroom looking at new tube of toothpaste]] / Dude: Ahhh, the virgin toothpaste cap. Unhindered by any encrusted paste that would impede its smooth twist off. / Dude: Almost tragic I have to do this since it'll never be like this until I get a new tube. / [[Dude thinks]] / [[Dude...
Walkie Talkie Cell Phone [[Dude stands at bus stop next to guy using walkie talking mode on cell phone]] / <> / Phone: Yo man where you at? / <> / Guy: Just waitin' for the bus. / Phone: Cool, we still seein' that movie tonight? / <> / <> / Guy: Dunno man, wanna go...
Photo - Pothole [[Dude looks at pothole with mesh trash can shoved in int]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, pothole}}
Photo - Pothole 2 [[Dude looks at pothole now filled in with asphault]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, pothole}}
 
Air Conditioner Droppings [[Dude stands on sidewalk looking up at drops]] / Dude: Rain? / Dude: No wait, that's just drops from air conditioners. / [[drop falls in Dude's eye]] / <> / Dude: IN MY EYE!!!!!!! / [[Dude runs]] / Dude: AAAAAAA!!! / Dude: Actually, it's pretty cool if you consider the odds of a drop...
Working on a hot day [[Dude sits in front of work computer far right from where he usually sits]] / [[Co-worker watches]] / [[Co-worker looks at Dude]] / Co-worker: Don't you usually sit- / Dude: a/c vent is here. / {{work computer, summer, heat, a/c, air conditioner}}
Summer Heat Delerium [[Dude stands on subway platform with random guy]] / Dude: Pretty damn hot. / Random Guy: yep / Dude: I bet the air in our mouths is cooler than this air. / Random Guy: Probably. / [[Dude and random guy look at each other]] / [[Dude and random guy start breathing on each other]] / Dude and Random...
Ready for Otakon 2006 [[Dude stands in his apartment with luggage and sleeping bag]] / Dude: All packed and ready for Otakon! / [[Dude leaves apartment door]] / Dude: Plus the place is stocked with drinks and snacks so when I get back I have stuff to eat. / <> / [[two mice are on the ground]] / Mouse #1: Time...
Kick in the Head - A Daily Webcomic [[Dude is laying in bed]] / Dude: Phew, time to get up and go to wor- / Dude: NO WAIT! LABOR DAY!!! / [[Dude jumps up out from under his covers] / Dude: Whee! No work!!! / Dude: I love when I forget three day weekends. / Dude: But that means I didn't make any exciting plans... / Dude: Poop / {{labor...
 
New Year's Merch [[Dude covers face as he watches First Night on TV, two tourists wear stupid 2007 glasses]] / {{new year's, first night}}
Last Calendar Page [[Dude holds tear away calendar]] / Dude: The last page... / [[Dude sweats and reaches for glue]] / [[Dude rips off glue]] / <> / [[Dude is woozy]] / Dude: aaauuueeeeuuuu... / [[Dude falls over]] / <> / Dude: I've never been this happy before... / {{tear away calendar, new yea...
Best Homeless Sign Ever [[Dude hands money to homeless guy with hilarious sign]] / Sign: Ninjas killed my family. Need $ for kung-fu lessons. / Dude: Congratulations, your sign is funny enough that for this one time I'm going to ignore Chris Rock's song lyrics and give you money. / {{ninja, homeless, vagrant, hobo, bum,...
iPod [[Dude approaches SoHo Apple store]] / [[Dude goes to front counter]] / Dude: I'd like a black iPod Nano please. / Cashier: Would you like Applecare with that? / Dude: Yeah, sure. / [[Dude hums happily as he leaves the Apple store]] / {{ipod nano, apple store, soho}}
Gamestop's New Year's Gift [[Dude browses through Nintendo section of video game store]] / Manager: Anyone here have a Gamepost membership? / Manager: I want to give you a free gift for the NEw Year if you have a membership. / Manager: Anyone? It has a $13 value. Actually more, it comes with a magazine too. / Manager: It's...
 
Photo - Rockefeller Center Tree Post Xmas 2007 [[Dude walks past Rockefeller Center Christmas tree]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, rockefeller, xmas, christmas tree}}
Photo - Tear Away Calendar Glue [[Dude tears away last bit of calendar glue from tear away calendar]] / Glue: 'til 2007 / {{photo, new years, tear away calendar}}
Subway Seat Blockage [[Dude looks at two people on subway taking up three seats by leaning legs into middle seat and resting a bag in the middle seat]] / Rude person 1 & 2: blah blah blah blah blah... / [[Dude thinks]] / Rude person 1 & 2: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... / [[Dude lunges for middle seat]] / Dude:...
Sure Thing Boss? [[Dude stands on subway platform with random guy]] / Dude: (Thinking) Oh my god I totally know this guy's face, but where is it from? Maybe...? / Dude: Excuse me. Sorry to bother you but could you do me a favor? / Random Guy: Huh? Me? / Dude: Can you just say "Sure thing boss." / Random Guy: Sure...
Apple iPhone [[Dude sits at work computer, guy watches]] / Dude: OMG APPLE iPHONE! / Dude: OMG FUN UI NERDGASM 'SPLOSION!!! / <> / Guy: So you getting one? / Dude: Are you kidding? I’m not spending $600 and changing my carrier for something that can still only hold a fraction of my music, nevermind...
 
Unseasonable Warmth [[Dude walks down sidewalk wearing scarf]] / Dude: Wow it's actually cold today, but Winter still has some catching up to do. / [[single snowflake falls]] / <> / [[Dude watches flake fall down onto the ground]] / Dude: Okay, A LOT of catching up to do. / [[snowflake melts]] / <> / {{winter,...
Nintendo Wii Line [[Dude stands in line outdoors]] / Curious person: Hey what's this line for? / Dude: The Nintendo Wii. / [[Curious person walks off]] / Curious person: pfff get a life, buddy. / [[Dude and other people in line think]] / [[Dude follows Curious person]] / [[Dude cuts in front of Curious person] / Curious...
Photo - Mooninites Billboard [[Dude stands atop building looking at neon Adult Swim Moonites billboard]] / {{photo, billboard, adult swim, mooninites, aqua teen hunger force}}
Photo - Cloudy Day [[Dude stands atop roof of building on a gray gray day]] / {{photo, day, cloudy}}
Paper Recycling [[Dude sits at work computer holding papers]] / Dude: Wow, I have a lot of old notices piling up here. / Dude: But I've never noticed a recycling bin anywhewre here. / [[Dude goes to Co-worker at water cooler, Co-worker holds a cup of water and a baseball bat]] / Dude: Hey, do we have a recycling...
 

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