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Thumbs down to Thumbs Up [[Dude watches TV]] / TV: In the movies, the new "Tomb Raider" film did poorly in its opening weekend. / TV: Producers blame the performance on lack of interest and poor reviews of the most recent game. / TV: When asked if the reason might've been that the first movie sucked, they responded / TV:...
Just duck when it's coming [[Dude stands at bus stop itching like crazy]] / <> / [[Dude stops for a moment]] / <http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-07-30
Is there a certificate for being an Expert? [[Dude sits at computer]] / Yahoo News Headlines: Experts - BuyMusic.com sucks. / {{home computer, yahoo, news, buymusic.com}}
It helps confuse the assassins [[Dude walks on sidewalk with bag of groceries]] / Charity Worker: Hi! Do you live in the area? / Dude: No, I like to grocery shop as far away from home as I possibly can. / Charity Worker: ..... / {{sidewalk, charity, clipboard}}
Pee Fart [[Men's restroom]] / [[Dude is peeing next to Smiley Guy]] / Dude: This is bad, I feel a big fart coming on. / Dude: And whatever reaction this guy is going to have is sure to scar me for life. / Dude: Maybe if I try to hold it in...no good that just made it worse, crap. / Dude: Maybe if I make...
 
Waiting for G5 [[Dude in Apple Store talks to employee]] / Dude: If I were to order a Dual 2Ghz G5 now when would it arrive? / Apple Store Employee: I'd say around October. / Dude: HA HA! Good one. No, seriously... / Dude: .... / Dude: Can't we just pretend I ordered a month ago? / Apple Store Employee: No. / {{apple...
Dubya's Prognosis [[Dude sits at home computer]] / Computer: "Annual checkup reveals Bush to be in excellent health..." / Computer: "...though the president's physician recommends that he avoid pretzels and Segways." / {{home computer, news, George W. Bush, Dubya, segway}}
Time Honored Excuse to be lazy [[Dude wakes up, window in background]] / <> / Dude: I guess I should go outside and be productive now. / <> / [[Rain starts pouring down]] / Dude: Or not. / [[Dude goes back to sleep]] / {{bed, sleep, lazy, rain, weather}}
Yeah, like solar power [[Dude sits in subway looking up at advertisement]] / [[Con Edison ad]] / Dude: Well, I'm glad to see ConEdison is keeping up with their advertising. / Dude: Because I'm sure they must lose business to competitors all the time. / {{subway, advertisement, con edison, electricity}}
Buying Ice [[Key Food]] / [[Dude inside supermarkett]] / Dude: Geez, where's the ice in this place? / Dude: I'm about ready to give up and ask someone. / Dude: Excuse me, but where would I get a bag of... / [[Dude looks up to see ICE in big letters]] / Dude: ice... / Dude: ...cream? / Supermarket worker:...
 
It's right next to the food car [[Dude sits in subway]] / Smiley Guy: Excuse me, but is this seat taken? / Dude: Yeah, he's in the bathroom. / Smiley Guy: There's a bathroom? / Dude: Just take the seat already. / {{subway, seat, bathroom}}
Maybe a bit slower [[Dude stands holding ice cream cone]] / The secret to safely eating ice cream is to pace yourself. / [[Dude looks at his ice cream]] / [[dude swallows it in one go]] / <> / Dude: ..... / [[Pharmacy]] / Pharmacy worker: Hey boss, a customer is screaming about an emergency delivery of painkillers. / Boss:...
Have a fun ride over the bridge [[Dude in subway platform]] / Dude: Oog, thick subway air. / [[Dude enters subway car]] / Dude: aahhh, fresh a/c air... / Dude: mixed with... / Dude: I don't even know what that is! / Dude: HEEEELLLLPP!!!! / {{subway, a/c, air conditioning, smell, stench}}
Plastic Shopping bags [[Dude carries ginormous plastic bag]] / [[Dude sets it down]] / Dude: Something tells me I should recycle my plastic grocery bags more often. / {{sidewalk, shopping, supermarket, plastic bags}}
Blackout [[Nothing]] / {{black out, electricity}}
 
Blackout Survival Kit [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Caption: a little earlier... / [[Lights go out]] / <> / Dude: Hmmm, that's not good. / Dude: I guess...I should go out for a walk or something. / Dude: No wait, I have a Gameboy / [[Dude's face is illuminated by Gameboy's LCD screen]] / {{black...
Toys in the Attic [[Dude reaches for his refrigerator]] / Geez I'm hungry. Let's see if the food in my fridge is still okay. / WAAAAHHHHH!!!!! / <> / Hello? Yeah, that's a small with half pepperoni and half mushroom... / {{blackout, electricity, food, refrigerator, mold, pizza}}
Working with Stupid People Make Brain Bad [[Dude sits at home computer]] / Dude: According to this article working with stupid people is bad for your health. / Dude: hmmmmm... / [[Dude's imagination working for Mayor Bloomberg]] / Caption: August 14th / Bloomberg: Set up a website so people can get info about the blackout. / Dude: But...
First things First [[Dude hugs Power Mac G5 in Apple Store]] / [[Apple Store worker watches Dude]] / Apple Store Worker: You know sir, you can try using it too. / Dude: Don't rush me. / {{apple store, power macintosh G5}}
What, are you blind? [[Dude stands next to blind person smoking]] / [[Dude stands at elevator with no smoking sign with braille beneath it]] / Dude: I take it the "no smoking" signs with braille don't work? / Blind Person: You don't seriously expect me to go around feeling all the walls just in case there's a sign I can...
 
There's really not going to be any more after this one [[Dude looks at mail]] / [[Mail reads "Citibank: LAST OPPORTUNITY FOR SAVINGS!!!]] / [[Dude looks incredulous]] / Dude: Yeah right, as if they're never going to try to sell me junk I don't need for the rest of my credit card carrying life span. / {{mail, credit card, citibank, junk mail}}
Works better than a fridge [[Dude has groceries, refrigerator open]] / Dude: Oh no! My fridge is broken! / Dude: My food's going to go bad if I leave it out too long. / Dude: And I was going to catch that "Lord of the Rings" double feature before making dinner today. / [[Dude ponders]] / [[Dude in movie theater, groceries...
You can try, but you'll fail [[Dude sits in bathroom stall]] / <> / Dude: Shoot, someone's getting into the stall next to me. / <> / [[Dude pauses to listen]] / Dude: All right, no matter how hard we try, we're not getting through this without a sound. / Dude: So I suggest you leave until I...
Time to move to a new building [[Dude sits in window staring out]] / Dude: I used to wonder what kinds of stuff I'd see if I lived across from apartments. / Dude: But now that I do, I know what I've been missing. / Dude: People watching TV in their living rooms. / {{window, lazy, apartment, TV, television}}
Just say it phonetically [[Dude satisfied after eating Chinese food]] / [[Disembodied hand gives fortune cookie]] / <> / Fortune: Speak Chinese - Please sit down / Fortune: (Chinese characters) qingdzwo / That really doesn't give me the slightest notion of how on earth I'm supposed to pronounce this. / {{Chinese...
 
You mean that's not the conductor's voice? [[Dude sits in subway car]] / Automated Announcement: THIS IS ATLANTIC AVENUE / <> / Automated Announcement: Transfer is available to the M, N, R, Q, W, 3, 5... / Automated Announcement: ...B, D, and F trains. / <> / Other Announcer: no it isn't, no it isn't / <> / Dude:...
Haircut, pay extra for neck work [[Dude getting haircut]] / <> / [[Hair dresser repeatedly adjusts the angle of his neck]] / Hair dresser: There, done! / [[Dude walking on sidewalk]] / Dude: I think I need to see a chiropractor now. / {{haircut, neck, chiropractor}}
Gotta Nuke Something, what else are they for? [[Dude walks with T-shirt on]] / [[Greenpeace guy in his path]] / Greenpeace Worker: Hi! Do you have a minute for Greenpeace? / [[Greenpeace worker notices T-shirt]] / Greenpeace Worker: Oh my. Um, hmm. Nevermind. / [[Dude walks off]] / [[Dude reveals his shirt says "NUKE THE WHALES"]] / Dude:...
Two Towers DVD [[Dude hides something behind his back]] / Dude: So uhh... / [[Dude holds Two Towers DVD]] / Dude: Well my day is booked solid. / {{lazy, blank comic, color, Lord of the Rings, Two Towers, DVD}}
He's got a certificate, that makes it safe right? [[Dude sits in back of cab]] / 840 Broadway please. / <> / HEY! WHO YOU HONKIN' AT!? / [[Driver turns suddenly, Dude slammed against camera left side of vehicle]] / Some people say taxi drivers go fast, but my mom had a saying... / [[Driver turns suddenly, Dude slammed against...
 

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