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| Bathroom Entrapment | [[Dude walks into men's room]] / [[A cloud of smell fills the air in the bathroom]] / Dude: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL DID SOMEONE DO TO THIS PLACE!?? / Dude: (Offscreen) Aw geez how can a human be capable of something like this? / [[Dude starts leaving bathroom]] / Dude: Whoa, the only way this could... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-17 |
| Office Numbness | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Dude gets up and bends over holding his butt]] / Dude: God DAMN!... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-18 |
| 1st Significant Snow of the Season | [[Dude walks down sidewalks, a few snowflakes fall]] / [[Dude looks up to see more snowflakes]] / [[A real snowstorm begins]] / Dude: Oh hey check it out! It's finally snow- / [[snow turns instantly to torrential rain]] / Dude: -ing. / {{snow, rain, winter, global warming}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-19 |
| Photo - W. 4th Street Subway | [[Dude stands in W. 4th Street Subway station tunnel]] / {{photo, subway, tunnel}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-20 |
| Photo - Guys Sharing Earbuds | [[Dude sits on subway bench looking at two guys sharing a pair of iPod earbuds]] / {{subway, earbuds, ipod}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-21 |
| New Lactose Free Milk | [[Dude is in dairy aisle of supermarket]] / Dude: Hey look a new lactose free milk that’s not Lactaid. / Dude: 100% Lactose free Skim Plus! 37% more protein, 34% more calcium than whole milk! / [[Dude studies label]] / Dude: And 33% more sugar from the looks of it. / {{supermarket, lactose, lactaid,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-22 |
| Why Stop at Hitting? | [Dude wakes up in bed]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-23 |
| 2007 Academy Award Nominations | [[Dude sits at his TV]] / Dude: Oh look they're announcing the nominations for the Academy Awards now. / [[Dude gets out of seat]] / Dude: Oh look, I don't care at all. / [[Dude starts leaving]] / [[Dude turns back around]] / Dude: Okay maybe I care a little... / {{oscars, academy awards}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-24 |
| iPod Guilt | [[Dude on sidewalk]] / Dude: Doo dee doo, man I love my... / [[Panhandler approaches Dude]] / Panhandler: Spare some change sir? / Dude: ...iPod... / Dude: Heh heh, sorry I'm all out. / Panhandler: Hey! That's an iPod you're hiding! / Panhandler: You got an iPod and you can't spare some change??? / [[Dude... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-25 |
| Tele Lunatic | [[Dude sits on subway with two other people and raving lunatic]] / Lunatic: BARBUBLOOBAHOUMBUGABADO! / [[Two guys and Dude start using their cell phones]] / Lunatic PUWUMBAYRALDAJAPWOOMBARUH! / Lunatic: TRUYANGUDOOBARAYUHPOODOOGOO! / Person #1: I texted "raving lunatic" / Person #2: Loud ass bum. / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-26 |
| Photo - Subway Monitors | [[Dude stands on subway tracks as seen through subway camera monitor]] / {{photo, subway, monitor}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-27 |
| Photo - Street Snowstorm 2007 | [[Dude looks up on street during night snowstorm]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, snow}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-28 |
| Broken Machine or Broken Customer? | [[Dude stands in line at automatic ticket machines in movie theater]] / Impatient Woman: Geez, the guy outside said we could buy tickets here too but it’s just as slow!!! / Impatient Woman: And why the hell is no one using that other machine!!?? / Dude: I‘m just guessing, but maybe because that’s... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-29 |
| Disproportionate Legs | [[Dude stands by door on subway car]] / [[Dude looks at his left leg]] / Dude: I just realized that my left leg is a little thicker than my right. / Dude: Maybe it's from years of leaning on my left when standing on the right side of the subway trains. / {{subway, legs}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-30 |
| Finishing off the Day | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: Oh god when is this day gonna END!!?? / Dude: Only a few minutes left and I don't feel like trying to look busy. / Dude: Oh wait, I know. / [[Dude goes to the men's room]] / {{work, bathroom}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-01-31 |
| Help Me Help You | [[Dude stands at cashier]] / Cashier: That comes to $5.59 / Dude: All right, here's $11. / [[Cashier looks confused]] / Cashier: um, okay... / [[Cashier counts out change]] / Cashier: one, two, three, four, five and eleven total. / [[Dude holds his change looking confused]] / [[Dude jumps onto... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-01 |
| iPod Spying | [[Dude sits on subway listening to iPod, person next to him looks at his iPod]] / [[Person continues looking at iPod]] / [[Dude thrusts iPod towards nosey person]] / Dude: THERE! LOOK! YOU SEE WHAT I'M LISTENING TO??? / Dude: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA PODCAST! YOU HAPPY NOW!!??? / {{subway, ipod, battlestar... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-02 |
| Photo - Staying in Bed | [[Dude sleeps in bed hugging stuffed duck]] / {{photo, lazy, bed}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-04 |
| Superbowl 2007 | [[Dude sits at work computer, co-worker talks to him]] / Co-worker: Hey man, did you catch the- / [[Co-worker looks hesitant]] / Co-worker: -last night... / [[Co-worker walks away]] / Co-worker: Oh forget it, I know you didn't. / [[Dude looks confused]] / {[work computer, superbowl}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-05 |
| Subway Tetris | [[Dude sits on subway watching person use their cell phone]] / Dude: What the hell are you doing? Why are you only going for a single line??? / Dude: The game is called Tetris! What do you think those long pieces are in the game for? / [[Dude swipes cell phone]] / Dude: LOOK! I haven't even started... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-07 |
| iPod Ban | [[Dude walks across street listening to iPod]] / Off screen voice: YOU! CROSSING THE STREET WITH THE iPOD!!! / [[A policeman chases after dude, another person with an iPod watches]] / Policeman: STOP! I have to give you a ticket!!! / [[Policeman chases after other iPod user]] / Policeman: You too!... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-08 |
| TIRED! | Caption: TIRED! / [[Dude yells at work computer]] / Caption: SUBWAY! / [[Dude yells sitting on subway, guy stands with arm in the door]] / Caption: HOME! / [[Dude goes into his apartment]] / Caption: EMAIL! / [[Dude checks his email]] / Caption: BRUSH TEETH! / [[Dude in bathroom brushing teeth]] / Caption:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-09 |
| Photo - Orion in Manhattan | [[Dude stands atop building looking up at Orion constellation]] / Dude: Hey look at that, you CAN see stars in Manhattan. / {{photo, outdoors, night, constellation, orion}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-10 |
| Photo - Rai Rai Ken | [[Dude leaves Rai Rai Ken looking very satisfied]] / {{photo, outdoors, japanese ramen, restaurant}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-11 |
| Solution to Boring Day | [[Dude sits at work computer completely out of it]] / [[Co-worker comes in holding canned air upside down]] / Co-worker: Hey man check it out! When you hold canned air upside-down you can freeze stuff with it! / [[off screen they play with it]] / Dude: Do the plant next! No wait, the grapes! / {{work... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-12 |
| Con Edison's New Bills | [[Dude checks his mail]] / Mail: Your Con Edison bill is inside - in a NEW SIZE! / [[Dude opens mail]] / Dude: This is the same stupid font as the old size. / {{mail, con edison, electricity bill}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-13 |
| Valentine's Day 2007 | [[a couple part ways at the entrance to the subway]] / Girl: G'night, I had a really great time tonight. / [[Girl kisses her hand]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-14 |
| Subway Space Campers | [[Subway doors open]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-15 |
| Subway Gamer | [[Dude sits on subway, a guy next to him listens to an iPod while playing his Gameboy SP, both are audible]] / Dude: I don't know what's more irritating. The fact that your Gameboy speakers are on... / Dude:...despite the fact you're actually listening to your iPod. / Dude: Or that your headphones... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-16 |
| Photo - Winter Sludge | [[Dude carefully looks at slushy sludge a the side of a sidewalk]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, winter, slush}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-02-17 |
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