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Photo - Snowy Street [[Dude stands under street light walking down street covered with sno]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, winter}}
Close Encounters of the High School Kind [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / High School Acquaintance: Like, oh my god it's you! / High School Acquaintance: Oh my god! Weren't you in my history class in high school? / [[Dude walks closer to High School Acquaintance]] / High School Acquaintance: Wow, remember me? I think I sat in front of... / [[Dude...
ATM Standoff [[Dude approaches ATM door, a Guy #1 tries opening the door]] / Sign: Insert Card / <> / [[Dude reaches for door, Guy #1 reaches for wallet, Guy #2 approaches]] / <> / [[Guy #1 waits for Dude reaching for wallet, Guy #2 reaches for door]] / <> / [[Guy #1...
Deli Man 2: Bacon, Egg and Cheese [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude: I feel like a bacon, egg and cheese on a roll today. I've been having toasted raisin bagels for so long. / [[Dude goes to deli door]] / Dude: But wait, this deli guy is trained to give me just that and only that. / [[Dude leaves deli door]] / Dude: Hmmm, maybe...
Subway Stickiness [[Dude stands on the subway leaning heavily to the right]] / [[Dude leans forward to the left]] / [[Dude leans backwards to the right]] / Dude: I'm gonna have to wash my feet when I finally get home. / {{subway, unclean}}
 
Morning Stomachache [[Dude lies over desk at work computer]] / Dude: Oog...stomach... / Co-Worker: Was it something you ate??? / Dude: Hmmmm... / [[Dude lies on bed, eyes closed]] / Dude: Oh man I'm so tired. Time to go to bed... / Dude: ...but first... / [[Dude pulls out sandwich]] / Dude: NUTELLA SANDWICH!!! / [[Dude...
Photo - New York Comic-Con 2007 Day 2 [[Dude stands fatigued in entrance to show floor of New York Comic-Con]] / {{photo, indoors, comic-con convention}}
Photo - New York Comic Con 2007 Day 3 [[Dude stands in massive line at Javits Convention Center]] / {{photo, outdoors, new york comic con}}
Academy Awards 2007 [[Dude stands between two co-workers]] / Dude: All right gentlemen, the Oscars are over... / Dude: The results are in... / Dude: The winner of our diminutive Oscar pool is... / Dude: ME! With a guess that this year's ceremony would go over by 16 minutes!!! / {{academy awards, 2007, oscars}}
Wishlist [[Dude sit at work computer, co-worker watches]] / Co-Worker: What're you doing? / Dude: Updating my wishlist. / Co-Worker: Adding new DVDs? / Dude: Replacing old DVDs on my wishlist with the new release versions coming out soon. / {{work computer, wishlist, dvds}}
 
Internet Withdrawl [[Dude and co-worker sit next to his work computer. Dude lies on the ground]] / Co-worker: oog...internet withdrawl... / Co-worker: How long did they say the server was going to be down for? / Dude: 15 minutes. / Co-worker: How long has it been? / Dude: 30.5 minutes. / Co-worker: blaaaaaaaahhhh. / Co-worker:...
Duane Reade's New Policy [[Dude puts his stuff on counter of cashier]] / Cashier: Did you get everything you needed today? / Dude: sadly no... / Cashier: What- / Dude: HELP ME TO KNOW WHAT IT IS I NEED! / {{cashier, duane reade, drone}}
Photo - Lunar Eclipse 2007 [[Dude stands atop roof with lunar eclipse in the sky]] / Dude: Turns out photos of lunar eclipses aren't all that interesting. / {{photo, night, outdoors, lunar, eclipse}}
Photo - Working at home [[Dude sits at his computer editing something on Final Cut Pro]] / {{photo, indoors, day, lazy, fcp, finalcutpro}}
Street Bubble Wrap [[Dude walks on sidewalk]] / [[Dude walks on sidewalk, a piece of bubble wrap in front of him]] / [[Dude dances on top of bubble wrap and pops it]] / Dude: WHOO-HOO! Random Street bubble wrap! / [[Dude walks on past the now popped bubble wrap]] / {{sidewalk, bubble wrap}}
 
Homeless Kitten Owner [[Dude walks past homeless person on the street]] / Homeless Guy: Spare some change sir? / Dude: Sorry. / [[a kitten reveals himself in the homeless guy's lap]] / <> / [[Dude stops short]] / [[Dude goes back to homeless guy]] / Dude: On second thought I can give you a little something. / Homeless...
New Deodorant Packaging [[Dude stands at shelf of pharmacy]] / Dude: God dammit why do they have to keep changing the deodorant packaging? / Dude: Plus the one I used to use is now in slim packaging marketed towards women? / Dude: and the "men's" one doesn't smell as good. / Dude: And why do I need the words “GO FOR IT”...
Death of Captain America [[Dude sits on subway reading periodical that says "CAPTAIN AMERICA DIES!"]] / Right guy on subway: Oh! Is that the new issue? I've been looking for that! / Dude: Huh? Oh, no. / Dude: Today's newspaper. / {{subway, captain america, comic books}}
Slooooooooow Day [[Dude sits at work computer looking very tired and bored]] / Co-worker: Hey man we got a big project for you. / Co-worker: Sorry it's been slow, but all that's about to change. / Co-worker: We need you to upgrade all the lab's computers. That's hardware and software. / [[Dude smiles broadly]] / Dude:...
Photo - Q train over the bridge [[Dude stands by door of Q train as it goes over the Manhattan bridge]] / {{photo, subway}}
 
Photo - Peering out of Q train [[Dude stands atop subway seat to look out of Q train window on Manhattan Bridge]] / {{photo, subway, manhattan bridge}}
Daylight Savings 2007 [[Dude sits at work computer]] / [[Co-worker talks to Dude]] / Co-worker: How'd you fare with Daylight savings? / Dude: Huh? / Dude: Nope, I was sleeping in. / Co-worker: Yeah me too. / Dude: Yep. / {{work computer, daylight savings, spring forward}}
In the Waiting Line [[Dude approaches large line outside of a store, talks to guy with glasses]] / Dude: What're you all waiting in line for? / Guy With Glasses: We're waiting for Macys to open. / [[Dude starts leaving]] / Dude: pff, lame. / [[Dude walks into another line and stands in place]] / [[Guy With Glasses...
Subway Loogie [[Dude stands on subway platform, hochhing up phlegm]] / <> / <> / Dude: Hey look it landed right on the rail / Off screen voice: WHAT? / [[the subway car is speeding down the tunnel]] / Conductor: SOMEONE SPIT A LOOGIE ON THE RAIL! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! / [[Inside the...
Change of Image [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude: I wonder if I frown too much. Maybe I'm creating a bad habit and image. / [[Dude smiles broadly]] / Tourist: Excuse me how do I get to Times Square? / Dude: Oh, well first you jus- / [[Random guy walking in front of Dude]] / Tourist: Actually I was talking to...
 
Photo - Sleet Storm Aftermath [[Dude stands in snow in front of large puddle reflecting trees and sun]] / Dude: Would you believe me if I said three or so days ago it was almost 70°F? / {{photo, outdoors, day, chinatown, reflection, snow}}
Photo - Pigeon Perching [[Dude sits atop fence with several pigeons]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, pigeons}}
Gamestop Stalkers [[Dude on cell phone]] / Gamestop: Hi, we've noticed that it's been at least 10-15 hours since you bought God of War II... / Gamestop: If you're finished with it why don't you bring it to the store and trade it in? We're willing to give you $35 trade. / Dude: Sure I'll sell it to you. / Gamestop:...
Water Bottle [[Dude walks down hallway holding two empty snapple bottles]] / Dude: I'd say it's about time I replace this Snapple bottle I've been using for water. / [[Dude at water cooler fills his new bottle]] / <> / [[Dude holds up bottle in front of cooler]] / Dude: Whoa, look at how clear...
Warm Subway Seat [[Dude on subway sees guy in corner seat leave]] / [[Dude switches to corner seat]] / Dude: EW! Warm seat! / [[Dude switches back]] / Dude: You may not care, but then again you wear pants. / {{subway, self referential, meta}}
 

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