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Choosing a Restaurant [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude: Hmmm, where should I eat today? / [[Dude stops in front of a restaurant. A restaurant worker hobbles to the trash holding a large container]] / [[Worker drops container marked MSG, Dude gawks]] / <> / Dude: MMMMMM THIS PLACE! / / {{food, chinatown, msg,...
Good to know what you want for breakfast [[Dude stands in line at deli]] / Customer: Give me two eggs, tomato and cheese on... / Customer: ...something. / Deli Guy: something? / Customer: Yeah, but it on something. / [[Dude and customer walk out. Customer has two eggs, tomato and cheese on the deli guy's baseball cap]] / {{deli, food...
Video Game Overload [[Dude sits at TV holding video game controller]] / Dude: Oh man, that's enough video games for today. / <> / Dude: I wonder what time it is, that one boss battle took FOREVER. / Dude: I guess it's time to go to sleep now. / Stomach: WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IT'S TIME TO FEED ME YOU BASTARD! / [[Dude...
Deli Trainee [[Dude at cashier in deli, trainee and deli guy stand behind cashier]] / Dude: Toasted raisin bagel with cream cheese. / Deli Guy: All right, press "clear" and that's $1.55... / Deli Guy: Sorry, training the new guy. / Dude: COME ON! HURRY YOUR ASS UP! I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY! / Dude: AND DON'T BE DROWNING...
Subway Clipping [[Dude sits on subway, guy next to him clips his nails]] / <> / [[Dude reaches into his pocket]] / <> / [[Dude clips his nails with clipper which has nail catcher]] / <> / Dude: Here, hold out your hand. / Clipper: Huh? / <> / [[Dude pours his nail clippings...
 
Urinal Call [[Dude uses bathroom urinal, guy next to him is on a cell phone]] / Guy: Hello? What's up? Nah, I just saw a movie. I'm in the bathroom now. / Guy: What? No, urinal. / Guy: What? It's no problem I only need one hand. / [[Bathroom exterior]] / Guy: OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? STOP!!! / {{bathroom,...
Photo - Bobst Library [[Dude stands by pillar outside NYU Bobst Library]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, nyu, bobs}}
Photo - Church at Night [[Church on 10th and Broadway lit up at night. Dude sits atop watertower int he distance, silhouetted]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, church}}
Guacamole Complaint [[Dude stands in line at Mexican takeout place]] / Customer: How much for some guacamole? / Worker: four dollars. / Customer: For how much? / [[Worker holds large container]] / Worker: This much. / Customer: Nah, forget it [[under breath]] I'd rather starve... / Dude: Can I have your burrito then? / {{food,...
Market Service [[Dude at fish counter in store]] / Dude: One salmon steak please. / [[Dude gets items from shelve]] / [[Dude at cashier]] / Cashier: Need anything else? Chopsticks? Soy sauce? / Dude: Why? You going to cook my salmon and serve it to me? / {{deli, food}}
 
Myspace Uses [[Dude sits at work computer, talking to co-worker]] / Co-Worker: Hey man, you busy? / Dude: Am I ever? / Co-Worker: You don't have a Myspace do you? You should make one! / Dude: Why? / Co-Worker: So then I can send you messages! / Dude: Is there something you want to tell me you can't say aloud? / {{work...
Replacement Deli Workers [[Dude walks to deli]] / [[Dude at deli counter, guy behind the counter has an apron but no cap]] / Dude: Toasted raisin bagel wi- / Dude: Hold on, who the hell are you? Where's my usual guy? Where? / Dude: He's never missed a day before? Oh my god is he dead? / Dude: THAT'S IT! He must be dead!...
Ouch, Back [[Dude stands by watercooler at work, feeling his back]] / Dude: Hmmm, what the hell is this thing in my b- / [[Dude grimaces and drops cup]] / Dude: AAARRRGGHHH!!! / Dude: SON OF A MOTHER%#$& CRAP!!! / [[Dude on floor hitting the ground]] / <> / Co-Worker: Yo man,...
Photo - Broadway/Lafayette Stairs [[Dude walks down steps at Broadway/Lafayette subway station]] / {{night, subway}}
Photo - Mercer Street at Night [[Dude walks down Mercer Street at night, high angle]] / {{photo, outdoors, night}}
 
Microwave Possibilities [[Dude stands at microwave]] / Dude: Let's see, microwave my fried rice for one minute... / Dude: Heh, and 89 seconds. / Dude: Whoa! It actually let me enter that in! / Dude: THE POSSIBILITIES TRULY ARE ENDLESS!!! / {{food, microwave}}
Apple WWDC Keynote Speech 2007 [[Dude sits at work computer with co-worker]] / Co-Worker: Hey man, did you check out Steve Jobs' keynote speech? / Dude: NEW iPOD??? / Co-Worker: Uh no, mostly new OS related stuff. / Dude: Meh, whatever I don't care. / [[Co-worker leaves]] / <> / Steve Jobs [[on computer]]: It's been...
Shower Phlegm [[Dude stands in tub/shower turning on hot water]] / <> / <> / <> / [[loogie comes out of tub faucet]] / Dude: Actually, this shower can wait 'til later. / {{shower}}
Small Pork Fried Rice [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude [[thinking]]: Hmmm, small pork fried rice? Or should I get chicken lo mein? / Dude [[thinking]]: Nah, I like pork, small Pork fried rice sounds good. Yeah, small pork fried rice is what I'll get. / [[Dude at takeout place]] / Dude: Can I get a smork pall fried...
Office Race [[Dude sits at his work computer totally spaced out]] / Dude: booooooooooored... / Dude: I know, I’ll see what the other guys are doing. / [[Dude in hallway]] / Co-worker: Hey man, we’re placing bets on whether the CD-RW or DVD-RW drive in the main office will open faster. Want in? / [[Dude runs...
 
Photo - 2nd Avenue Church [[Dude walks by church on 2nd Avenue and 10th street]] / {{photo, night, outdoors}}
Photo - The Curve [[Dude stands atop building "The Curve" in SoHo]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, the curve}}
Temporary Summer Relief [[Dude stands in between apartment doors hugging the wall]] / [[Dude continues hugging the wall]] / Neighbor: Hey buddy, you locked out or something? / Dude: No, this wall is just so cold and soothing I got distracted. / {{apartment, summer, weather, heat}}
That voice should work for the MTA [[Dude gets on subway listening to iPod]] / <> / [[a voice starts saying something indistinct]] / [[voice continues]] / Dude: Hmmm, this is a long subway announcement. I should probably listen. / [[Dude rermoves earbuds]] / Jesus Freak: JESUS I TELL YOU! JESUS LOVES ALL OF YOU! / [[Dude...
DVD Intros [[Dude sits in front of his TV]] / Dude: Stupid unskippable DVD FBI Warning. / Dude: Stupid unskippable DVD distribution logo. / Dude: Stupid unskippable animation studio logo. / Dude: Stupid UNSKIPPABLE 90 SECOND DRAGON BALL Z DVD TRAILER!!??? / Dude: AAARRRGGHHH!!! / [[Dude reads book]] / {{anime,...
 
Long Silence [[Dude stands looking to the left]] / [[Dude looks to the right]] / Dude: BEETS!!! / Dude: Sometimes it's kind of weird when you realize when you're alone you haven't said anything in a long time. / {{late night, lazy, sidewalk}}
New York Asian Film Festival 2007 [[Dude stands at watercooler with co-worker]] / Co-Worker: Hey man, a bunch of the guys are getting drinks tonight, wanna come with? / Dude: Sorry, going to the Asian Film Festival tonight. / Co-Worker: Okay, what about on Saturday? / Dude: Film Festival. / Co-Worker: Sunday? / Dude: Festival. / Co-Worker:...
Photo - No Pigeon Poop [[Dude stands in park in West Village]] / Dude: Look at that, no more pigeon poop. / {{photo, outdoors, day, west village, pigeon poop}}
Photo - Mocca Art Festival 2007 [[Dude walks floor of Mocca Art Festival]] / {{photo, indoors, day, mocca}}
Theater Texting [[Dude sits in movie theater, guy next to him has his cell phone out]] / Dude: [[Thinking]] Dammit, who the hell needs to text message while in a movie theater??? / [[Dude takes out his cell phone and looks over at other guy's phone]] / [[Dude uses his phone]] / Guy: Look to your left? / [[Guy looks...
 

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