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| Choosing a Restaurant | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude: Hmmm, where should I eat today? / [[Dude stops in front of a restaurant. A restaurant worker hobbles to the trash holding a large container]] / [[Worker drops container marked MSG, Dude gawks]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-24 |
| Good to know what you want for breakfast | [[Dude stands in line at deli]] / Customer: Give me two eggs, tomato and cheese on... / Customer: ...something. / Deli Guy: something? / Customer: Yeah, but it on something. / [[Dude and customer walk out. Customer has two eggs, tomato and cheese on the deli guy's baseball cap]] / {{deli, food... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-25 |
| Video Game Overload | [[Dude sits at TV holding video game controller]] / Dude: Oh man, that's enough video games for today. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-29 |
| Deli Trainee | [[Dude at cashier in deli, trainee and deli guy stand behind cashier]] / Dude: Toasted raisin bagel with cream cheese. / Deli Guy: All right, press "clear" and that's $1.55... / Deli Guy: Sorry, training the new guy. / Dude: COME ON! HURRY YOUR ASS UP! I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY! / Dude: AND DON'T BE DROWNING... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-30 |
| Subway Clipping | [[Dude sits on subway, guy next to him clips his nails]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-05-31 |
| Urinal Call | [[Dude uses bathroom urinal, guy next to him is on a cell phone]] / Guy: Hello? What's up? Nah, I just saw a movie. I'm in the bathroom now. / Guy: What? No, urinal. / Guy: What? It's no problem I only need one hand. / [[Bathroom exterior]] / Guy: OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? STOP!!! / {{bathroom,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-01 |
| Photo - Bobst Library | [[Dude stands by pillar outside NYU Bobst Library]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, nyu, bobs}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-02 |
| Photo - Church at Night | [[Church on 10th and Broadway lit up at night. Dude sits atop watertower int he distance, silhouetted]] / {{photo, outdoors, night, church}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-03 |
| Guacamole Complaint | [[Dude stands in line at Mexican takeout place]] / Customer: How much for some guacamole? / Worker: four dollars. / Customer: For how much? / [[Worker holds large container]] / Worker: This much. / Customer: Nah, forget it [[under breath]] I'd rather starve... / Dude: Can I have your burrito then? / {{food,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-04 |
| Market Service | [[Dude at fish counter in store]] / Dude: One salmon steak please. / [[Dude gets items from shelve]] / [[Dude at cashier]] / Cashier: Need anything else? Chopsticks? Soy sauce? / Dude: Why? You going to cook my salmon and serve it to me? / {{deli, food}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-05 |
| Myspace Uses | [[Dude sits at work computer, talking to co-worker]] / Co-Worker: Hey man, you busy? / Dude: Am I ever? / Co-Worker: You don't have a Myspace do you? You should make one! / Dude: Why? / Co-Worker: So then I can send you messages! / Dude: Is there something you want to tell me you can't say aloud? / {{work... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-06 |
| Replacement Deli Workers | [[Dude walks to deli]] / [[Dude at deli counter, guy behind the counter has an apron but no cap]] / Dude: Toasted raisin bagel wi- / Dude: Hold on, who the hell are you? Where's my usual guy? Where? / Dude: He's never missed a day before? Oh my god is he dead? / Dude: THAT'S IT! He must be dead!... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-07 |
| Ouch, Back | [[Dude stands by watercooler at work, feeling his back]] / Dude: Hmmm, what the hell is this thing in my b- / [[Dude grimaces and drops cup]] / Dude: AAARRRGGHHH!!! / Dude: SON OF A MOTHER%#$& CRAP!!! / [[Dude on floor hitting the ground]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-08 |
| Photo - Broadway/Lafayette Stairs | [[Dude walks down steps at Broadway/Lafayette subway station]] / {{night, subway}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-09 |
| Photo - Mercer Street at Night | [[Dude walks down Mercer Street at night, high angle]] / {{photo, outdoors, night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-10 |
| Microwave Possibilities | [[Dude stands at microwave]] / Dude: Let's see, microwave my fried rice for one minute... / Dude: Heh, and 89 seconds. / Dude: Whoa! It actually let me enter that in! / Dude: THE POSSIBILITIES TRULY ARE ENDLESS!!! / {{food, microwave}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-11 |
| Apple WWDC Keynote Speech 2007 | [[Dude sits at work computer with co-worker]] / Co-Worker: Hey man, did you check out Steve Jobs' keynote speech? / Dude: NEW iPOD??? / Co-Worker: Uh no, mostly new OS related stuff. / Dude: Meh, whatever I don't care. / [[Co-worker leaves]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-12 |
| Shower Phlegm | [[Dude stands in tub/shower turning on hot water]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-13 |
| Small Pork Fried Rice | [[Dude walks down sidewalk]] / Dude [[thinking]]: Hmmm, small pork fried rice? Or should I get chicken lo mein? / Dude [[thinking]]: Nah, I like pork, small Pork fried rice sounds good. Yeah, small pork fried rice is what I'll get. / [[Dude at takeout place]] / Dude: Can I get a smork pall fried... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-14 |
| Office Race | [[Dude sits at his work computer totally spaced out]] / Dude: booooooooooored... / Dude: I know, I’ll see what the other guys are doing. / [[Dude in hallway]] / Co-worker: Hey man, we’re placing bets on whether the CD-RW or DVD-RW drive in the main office will open faster. Want in? / [[Dude runs... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-15 |
| Photo - 2nd Avenue Church | [[Dude walks by church on 2nd Avenue and 10th street]] / {{photo, night, outdoors}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-16 |
| Photo - The Curve | [[Dude stands atop building "The Curve" in SoHo]] / {{photo, outdoors, day, the curve}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-17 |
| Temporary Summer Relief | [[Dude stands in between apartment doors hugging the wall]] / [[Dude continues hugging the wall]] / Neighbor: Hey buddy, you locked out or something? / Dude: No, this wall is just so cold and soothing I got distracted. / {{apartment, summer, weather, heat}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-18 |
| That voice should work for the MTA | [[Dude gets on subway listening to iPod]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-19 |
| DVD Intros | [[Dude sits in front of his TV]] / Dude: Stupid unskippable DVD FBI Warning. / Dude: Stupid unskippable DVD distribution logo. / Dude: Stupid unskippable animation studio logo. / Dude: Stupid UNSKIPPABLE 90 SECOND DRAGON BALL Z DVD TRAILER!!??? / Dude: AAARRRGGHHH!!! / [[Dude reads book]] / {{anime,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-20 |
| Long Silence | [[Dude stands looking to the left]] / [[Dude looks to the right]] / Dude: BEETS!!! / Dude: Sometimes it's kind of weird when you realize when you're alone you haven't said anything in a long time. / {{late night, lazy, sidewalk}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-21 |
| New York Asian Film Festival 2007 | [[Dude stands at watercooler with co-worker]] / Co-Worker: Hey man, a bunch of the guys are getting drinks tonight, wanna come with? / Dude: Sorry, going to the Asian Film Festival tonight. / Co-Worker: Okay, what about on Saturday? / Dude: Film Festival. / Co-Worker: Sunday? / Dude: Festival. / Co-Worker:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-22 |
| Photo - No Pigeon Poop | [[Dude stands in park in West Village]] / Dude: Look at that, no more pigeon poop. / {{photo, outdoors, day, west village, pigeon poop}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-23 |
| Photo - Mocca Art Festival 2007 | [[Dude walks floor of Mocca Art Festival]] / {{photo, indoors, day, mocca}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-24 |
| Theater Texting | [[Dude sits in movie theater, guy next to him has his cell phone out]] / Dude: [[Thinking]] Dammit, who the hell needs to text message while in a movie theater??? / [[Dude takes out his cell phone and looks over at other guy's phone]] / [[Dude uses his phone]] / Guy: Look to your left? / [[Guy looks... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2007-06-26 |
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