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| Cell Phone Antennae | [[Dude stands at bus station on cell phone]] / Dude: Hello? Oh hi mom... / Random Guy: BWA-HA-HA! Who the hell extends the anntenae on their phone? Got enough signal?? / [[Dude looks at cell phone]] / [[Dude puts antennae down]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-22 |
| Winter Panhandling | [[Dude walks down sidewalk wearing a scarf]] / Dude: Crap, I hate walking past homeless people in Winter... / Dude: the guilt is that much more and they know it. / Dude: Wait! There's a guy ahead I can use as a buffer zone! / [[Dude runs on the other side of guy]] / Panhandler: Hey you with the... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-23 |
| Wide Hallway | [[Dude stands in the middle of an immensely wide hallway]] / Dude: Where the hell am I? / Dude: I don't know where, but this must be... / Dude: the WIDEST HALLWAY I'VE EVER SEEN!!! / Dude: Oh hey, they took down the wood construction wall in this part of the subway. / {{subway, construction}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-24 |
| Correct Train | [[Dude sits on subway train]] / Tourist: Excuse me am I on the right train? I'm going to- / Train Announcer: Attention, to all people who are on this train, you are on the right train. / Tourist: Well that's a relief. / Train Announcer: Except you. / Tourist: WHAT WAS THAT? / {{subway, announcer,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-25 |
| Post Office Line Waste | [[Dude goes to post office]] / [[Dude stands in line at post office]] / [[Dude looks at package of person in front]] / Dude: Wait, Broadway? / Dude: Why don't you just take the subway there? / {{post office, usps}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-28 |
| Shower Anxiety | [[Dude stands in shower turning on hot water]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-29 |
| Buying a Bag | [[Dude goes through shelf at store]] / Dude: Let's see, I'll just buy a bag, it's easier than wrapping paper. / [[Dude at cashier]] / Cashier: That comes to $5.42 / Cashier: So would you like a bag for that? / [[Dude stares at cashier]] / {{cashier, stare}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-30 |
| Lost Hat | [[Dude stands outside subway street exit]] / Dude: CRAP! Where'd my hat go? Shoot I must've dropped it in the subway car. / [[Dude runs down sidewalk]] / Dude: Dammit, I'll be late for the movie though! / [[later at the subway exit]] / Dude: this sucks, now I have to go buy a new one. / [[Dude... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-01-31 |
| Heatwave 2008 | [[Dude on the sidewalk wearing a shoulder bag]] / Dude: I can't believe how freakin' hot is is outside... / [[Dude reaches into bag]] / Dude: I need some water. / Dude: What the hell? My bag still has some of the conditioned air from the office in it? / [[Dude wears bag on head]] / {{summer, weather,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-09 |
| Heat Wave 2008 pt 2 | [[Dude stands on subway platform sweating. A mysterious subway breeze falls on him from the ceiling. A guy stands next to him]] / [[Guy shoves Dude]] / Guy: Quit hogging the mysterious subway breeze! / [[Dude shoves Guy back]] / Dude: Hey! I was here first! / [[Dude and Guy fight]] / Dude and Guy:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-10 |
| Heat Wave 2008 pt 3 | [[Dude walks down sidewalk in sweltering heat]] / Dude: Oh god, please let it rain, please... / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-11 |
| Defensive Walking | [[Person walks on the sidewalk at night]] / [[Person notices something behind them]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-12 |
| Free Smoking in NYC | [[Dude walks behind guy on sidewalk, a cigarette is on the ground]] / [[Guy picks up cigarette, Dude is wide-eyed]] / [[Guy holds cigarette, Dude is disgusted]] / [[Guy picks up second cigarette, Dude is aghast]] / [[Guy lights one of his cigarettes]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-13 |
| Family Tech Support pt 8 | [[Dude sits at his work computer on his cell phone]] / Mom on cell phone: Hi honey, I lost my directions for downloading pictures from my camera to the computer. / Mom on cell phone: I must have written something on the paper... / [[Dude left his cell phone at the computer]] / Mom on cell phone:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-16 |
| Subway Jesus Freak Antidote | [Dude sits on subway car, a guy to his left reads a book, there's a Jesus Freak in the train] / Jesus Freak: I'm here to tell you that Jesus is love... / Jesus Freak: He loves each and every one of you... / Book Guy: Could you keep it down? I'm trying to read? / Jesus Freak: What is it that's so... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-17 |
| Bathroom Abort | [[Dude walks to men's room]] / [[Dude looks at two-stall bathroom, a guy is sitting in the left stall, the right is empty. To the far right is a urinal]] / [[Dude ponders]] / [[Dude walks past stalls]] / [[Dude uses urinal]] / Guy in stall: You're just using the urinal because you didn't want to... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-18 |
| Unorderable Food | [[Dude sits at Chinese restaurant table, a waiter is next to him]] / Dude: I'll try the fish neck with stomach sauce. / Waiter: No! Too many bones! / Dude: Wha? / Waiter: Too many bones! / Dude: Too many for me? But I'm okay with bones. / Dude: Why would you even put it on the menu if... / Waiter:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-19 |
| Sushi Priorities | [[Dude sits at Japanese restaurant, three pieces of sushi are on his plate]] / Dude: Let's see, in order I'm going to eat the california roll, spicy tuna roll and salmon roll. / [[Dude eats his spicy tuna and california roll]] / Dude: Mmmmmmmmm... / Dude: Ahhhhhhhhhh... / Dude: But now I'm too full... / [[Dude... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-20 |
| Family Tech Support pt 9 | [[Dude sits at work computer on his cell phone]] / Dude: Okay mom, then you click "import all" got it? / Dude: Great! Then that's it! / Mom: [[on cell phone]] What about the flickr? / Dude: What do you mean? You know how to use that! / Mom: [[on cell phone]] Those instructions were on the same piece... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-23 |
| 1-800-LONG NUMBER | [[Dude stands on subway platform looking at ad]] / Ad: BREAK FREE 1-800-DIVORCE / [[Dude looks at other side of ad]] / Ad: BREAK FREE 1-800-IMMIGRATION / [[Dude thinks]] / [[in Dude's imagination a guy with a cell phone]] / Guy: Okay, G-R-A, HEY WAIT! I'M NOT DONE DIALING YET! / {{subway, advertising,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-24 |
| No Pickle No Coleslaw | [[Dude walks down sidewalk on cell phone]] / Dude: Hi, I'd like to order a cheeseburger deluxe with curly fries. No pickle, no coleslaw. / [[Dude opens styrofoam package at his work computer desk]] / [[Dude looks shocked upon opening package]] / [[Dude eyes pickle and coleslaw]] / Dude: Why...? / Dude:... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-25 |
| George Carlin RIP | [[George Carlin stands on podium]] / Caption: George Carlin RIP 1937-2008. The original angry guy from New York. / {{george carlin, stand-up, RIP, celebrity}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-26 |
| DNA Screening Van | [[Dude looks at DNA screening Van on the street]] / [[Dude looks at reader]] / [[Dude looks at DNA screening Van on the street]] / Dude: While you wait? / {{dna van}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-27 |
| Bathroom Farewells | [[Dude walks to men's room]] / [[Dude sits on toilet]] / [[Exterior shot of toilet stalls]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2008-06-30 |
| Kick in the Head - A Daily Webcomic | [[Dude at medicine cabinet holding pills]] / Dude: Oh man what a headache.. / [[Dude coughs and cap falls off]] / Dude: I remember when childproof caps were hard to open. http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2009-01-23 |
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