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If there was a reason to dance in the park [[Dude sits at home computer]] / Dude: Dude! "Return of the King" trailer is online! / Dude: And what's this? Square Enix is planning a movie sequel to Final Fantasy VII? / Dude: .... / [[Dude dancing in park]] / Dude: WAHOO!! I love the world! I love you New York! I love everyone! / [[Dude sees...
Arwen's ex-boyfriends [[Dude sits at home computer]] / Computer: You gave away your life's grace...I can no longer protect you... / Dude: I just realized something. / Dude: Arwen's lived for hundreds of years but is giving it all up for Aragorn... / Dude: Must be ego-bruising to have been one of Arwen's ex-boyfriends. / {{home...
It's too early when [[Dude woken up by his alarm clock]] / <> / [[Dude reaches for his bath nozzle]] / [[Dude at his home computer]] / [[Dude eats breakfast]] / [[Dude has his backpack heading out the door]] / Dude: What am I doing? I don't have a job. / [[Dude back in bed]] / Dude: It's...
Subway Benches [[Dude sits on subway bench]] / Dude: Yay, the train is here. / [[Dude runs to subway door which will be closest to his exit at his stop]] / [[Dude in subway car]] / Dude: This station needs more benches. / {{subway, bench}}
Coffee Lounge [[Dude sits on sofa with hot chocolate]] / Coffee Lounge Worker: I'm sorry sir, but we're closing now. / Dude: You want me to go out there? It must be fifty degrees! / Dude: No, I think I'd rather stay here where it's nice and warm. / [[Dude is outside on sidewalk]] / Dude: Sometimes those extra...
 
MTA Construction Schedule [[Dude walks into subway car]] / Announcer: ATTENTION! ATTENTION! Due to construction this weekend and every weekend for the rest of your life... / Announcer: ...your commute home tonight will be a total bitch. / Dude: At least they're being honest. / {{subway, construction, announcement}}
The shining sun doesn't imply warmth [[Dude's POV looking out his window]] / [[Dude stands at window]] / Dude: Wow, what a beautiful day. I wonder what it's like outside? / [[Dude opens window, wind blows through]] / [[Dude closes window]] / Dude: Cold. / {{weather, sun, wind, cold}}
Message to Yankees fans [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: So I have an announcement to make. / Dude: This is to all the Yankees fans out there. / Dude: Hmmm, how should I putthis? / Dude: Bring it on. / {{blank comic, lazy, late night, Yankees, Red Sox}}
Cold Toilet Seat [[Dude looks at toilet]] / [[Dude turns around and looks back at toilet]] / [[Dude sits on toilet]] / AAHHH! COLD! / [[Dude gets off toilet]] / hmmmmm... / [[Dude uses electric hair dryer on toilet] / <>
Radio Shack TV Antennae [[Radio Shack]] / [[Dude stands at Radio Shack TV displays]] / Dude: I need a TV antennae. / Radio Shack Worker: Ah, looking to catch the game? / [[Dude looks at crazy outlandish TV antennae]] / Radio Shack Worker: Here we have... / Dude: These are all $30 or more! / Dude: Whatever happened to...
 
Early Autumn Scarf [[Dude stands on subway platform wearing a scarf]] / Smiley Guy: What's with the scarf? The weather's been great. / Dude: Ask me again in a few minutes. / [[Dude sits in subway care, other passengers are freezing cold]] / Smiley Guy: Don't suppose you have an extra? / {{subway, scarf, a/c, air ...
G5 Dream [[Dude walks past brick wall]] / LOOK OUT BELOW!!! / [[Dude looks up]] / Huh? / [[Shadow forms over Dude, he smiles]] / [[G5 box smushes Dude to death]] / <> / [[Dude wakes up in bed, alarm clock going]] / <> / Why do I always have to wake up during the good dreams? / {{apple,...
Criteria for Claiming Street Trash [[Chair sits on sidewalk]] / [[Dude looks at chair]] / Dude: Dude! Is someone throwing this out? This is a great chair! / Dude: Looks clean, smells fine, no dog pee or needles. How on earth is this possible? / Dude: And it doesn't look like anyone's moving out of their apartment... / [[Dude grabs...
"Fresh" mozzarella [[Mario & Luigi's pizza parlor]] / Sign: Try our "fresh" mozzarella pizza! / [[Dude looks at pizza parlor sign]] / Dude: I'd go in to ask what the quotation marks are for, but I don't think I really want to know. / {{punctuation, quotations, mozzarella pizza, mario, luigi}}
Proper Metrocard Swiping [[Dude runs down sidewalk]] / Dude: Shoot! I can hear the train coming! / Dude: WAAAITT!!!!!!! / [[Dude's POV of turnstile]] / [[Dude close up as he speeds towards the turnstile]] / [[Dude swipes but turnstile doesn't move, he's stopped, the turnstile hits him in the stomach]] / Dude: OOF! / Turnstile:...
 
Graduation Present [[Dude stands holding his cell phone]] / Hello? Oh hi mom. / What's that? Graduation-birthday present? / [[Door buzzer]] / <> / [[Dude stands by Power Mac G5 box]] / [[Dude kneels to touch it]] / Oh my god. It's real... / [[Dude stands up]] / [[Dude passes out]] / <> / {{apple,...
Power Mac G5 Love [[Dude hugs his Power Mac G5]] / {{apple, power macintosh G5}}
Red Sox vs. Yankees result [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: So uh, yeah. / Dude: ahem / Dude: AAAAARRRRRGHHH!!!!! / {{Yankees, Red Sox, anger}}
G5 Dream 2 [[Dude happily uses his Power Mac G5]] / Aw man it's late, I should probably go to bed... / [[Dude starts falling asleep]] / Cannot...keep...eyes...open... / [[Dude dreams of his G5]] / {{apple, power mac G5, dream, fantasy, home computer}}
Subway Construction End Results [[Dude and MTA worker stand on platform]] / Dude: So the subway's going to run better when the construction's finished? / [[MTA worker smiles at Dude]] / MTA Worker: WA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! / Dude: I should've figured that was a dumb question. / {{subway, construction}}
 
iTunes for Windows [[Dude sits at home computer]] / Computer: "Apple recently released their Windows version of the popular iTunes software..." / Computer: "Steve Jobs calls it 'The best piece of Windows Software ever'" / [[Dude looks incredulous]] / Dude's email: Dear Mr. Jobs, Usually I don't mind when you boast... / {{home...
1989 Gameboy [[Dude sits on subway playing his old Gameboy, a kid watches]] / Kid: Why's that Gameboy so big? / Dude: Because it's the original 1989 version. / Kid: Oh. / Kid: You must be really old then. / Dude: That's right, and I could kick your ass at Tetris. / {{subway, kid, nintendo, gameboy, tetris}...
Manhattan Storage [[Dude looks at Manhattan Tiny Storage ad in subway]] / [[Sign has picture of a guy sitting on subway floor saying "I Store!" Objects being stored are: Boyfriend's artwork, Vinyl Albums and Chemistry Set]] / Dude: If I were that guy's boyfriend I'd be pissed my artwork was being kept in storage. / {{subway,...
Val-U-Pack Coupons [[Dude checks his mail]] / Aw, geez. More of these Val-U-Pack Coupons??? / What's the point? Most people toss them anyway. / What's even in these things? / Get $3 off a dozen donuts (normally priced at $6.80)??? / [[Dude thinks for a moment]] / [[leftover Val-U-Pack Coupon envelopes that were on...
Mac OS 10.3 Panther Release Date [[Dude stands in line behind two people with iPods]] / Smiley Guy: Hey, what's this line for? / Dude: The Apple Store is holding an event for the release of their new operating system. / Smiley Guy: Oh / Smiley Guy: But don't Macs suck? / ...... / [[Dude holds guy in a bear hug]] / Dude: ALL...
 
Saturday Unemployment [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Dude: Well, it's Saturday... / [[Dude looks around]] / Dude: I'd be excited if I weren't unemployed. / {{blank comic, saturday, late night, lazy, unemployment}}
Movie Theater - Psycho Preview narrator [[Dude at movie ticket counter]] / Dude: One for "School of Rock" / Movie Theater Worker: ten dollars / [[Dude sits in movie theater]] / Dude: Wait a second, there're kids in this movie... / Dude: Which means kids are going to want to see this movie... / [[Dude is surrounded by tons of screaming...
Mac OS Panther [[Dude sits at home computer, box of Mac OS 10.3 sits next to desk, he presses a button on the keyboard]] / [[Dude lifts his hand]] / [[Dude presses keyboard]] / [[Dude lifts his hand]] / [[Dude presses keyboard]] / [[Dude lifts his hand]] / Dude: Exposť / {{apple, power macintosh, mac os x 10.3,...
Just When Things Were Going Right [[Dude wakes up]] / <> / [[Dude in bath tub]] / Dude: That's odd, the water's piping hot. / [[Dude looks at dish rack]] / Dude: I don't remember doing the dishes last night. / [[Dude looks at home computer]] / Dude: And why do I own an iPod? / [[Dude's cell phone rings]] / <http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-10-28
Chopstick Historical Texts [[Dude sits at table at Chinese food restaurant, looks at menu]] / I'll just have the chicken lo mein. / [[Dude separates chopsticks]] / <> / Dude looks at chopstick sleeve / Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese...
 

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