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Fake Simpsons News Crawl [[Dude sits at home computer]] / Computer: Fox nearly sued itself after "The Simpsons" parodied the Fox News ticker in a recent episode... / Computer: The parody included fake news reports such as: "Study: 92% of Democrats are gay." / Computer: Creator Groening said: "Fox has a new rule that we can't...
Halloween 2003 [[Dude stands in pouring rain with necktie]] / [[Frame becomes letterboxed, Dude puts on sunglasses]] / Dude: Mr. Anderson Welcome back. We missed you... / [[Voice comes from off screen]] / Neo: It ends tonight. / [[Dude sees person dressed as Neo]] / Dude: I love this city. / {{halloween, costume,...
Subway Detour Instructions [[Dude stands on subway platform]] / Announcer: Attention! Attention! Due to construction this weekend, in order to get home you must first take a train you wouldn't normally take... / Announcer: Then go ass out of your way to a separate borough, then backtrack from ass out of your way back to the...
Nice...Weather? [[Dude stands outside in park, sun is shining]] / Dude: Hey you, what's up with this weather? / Sun: What do you mean "What's up with this weather?" It's a nice day, enjoy it. / Dude: Oh, right. / Sun: Silly / {{weather, sunny, outdoors, park}}
Blockbuster Job Attempt 2 [[Dude stands outside of Blockbuster]] / Dude: All right, you can do this. Just walk in and fill out a job application. / Dude: It doesn't matter how dumb they are, you have to do this. / Customer: God! I can't believe this. What an outrage! / Customer: How can they be out of both "Star Wars: First...
 
Matrix Revolutions Tickets [[Dude sits at home computer]] / Dude: All right, gotta get tickets for "Matrix Revolutions." Ooh, I should go to the IMAX. / Dude: Crap, sold out this entire weekend. / Dude: Okay, how about Union Square? Crap, sold out. / Dude: Manhattan's probably a lost cause. I guess I should try Brooklyn. Crap,...
Post Halloween 2003 [[Dude stands on sidewalk next to parking meter and jack-o-lantern]] / Dude: Huh, look at that. People are already throwing away their jack-o-lanterns. / Dude: Now it's just going to sit here and go to waste. Too bad I don't have anything to use it for. / [[Dude sees guy singing Christmas songs]] / Caroler:...
Eye Gunk [[Dude in bed waking up]] / <> / <> / <> / <> / <> / Dude: Stupid eye gunk. / {{apartment, home, bed, sleep, lazy, eye gunk}}
Rent Stabilization is a good thing [[Real estate listings on window]] / [[Dude takes a look at them]] / Dude: Hmm, looks like a studio in my building which sounds like the same style as mine is being rented. / Dude: And what's this? It costs $250/month more than what I pay? / [[Dude thinks]] / Dude: I RULE! / {{real estate, rent...
Lunar Eclipse [[Dude looks out window]] / [[Full moon turns into crescent moon]] / [[Moon disappears]] / Oh wow...a moonless night...how amazing... / {{apartment, home, window, lunar eclipse}}
 
iPod ad [[Dude stands by iPod silhouette ad]] / [[Dude hugs iPod silhouette ad]] / {{apple, ipod, silhouette ad}}
Poor Man's heater [[Dude stands outside wearing scarf]] / [[Dude shivers]] / Dude: brrrrr.... / [[Dude in apartment]] / Dude: Nothing like the freezing cold to make your apartment seem warmer than it is. / {{bus stop, weather, cold, heat, apartment}}
Two Towers Extended Edition DVD, early edition [[Dude stands in DVD store]] / Dude: So uh, the Two Towers Extended DVD is out next Tuesday... / Dude: And I know you guys usually get the DVDs much earlier than the actual street date... / Dude: So uh *wink wink* it couldn't hurt if you just... *wink wink* / Dude: Just go in back *wink wink* and...
End of the Day Newspapers [[Dude stands in subway looking at trash can with newspapers piled on top]] / Dude: Huh, look at that. Since it's the end of the day everyone's thrown away their newspaper. / Dude: So I could have my choice of any number of the local newspapers... / [[Dude reaches for papers]] / Dude: Except for...
Windy Day [[Dude looks out window]] / Dude: Geez it's windy outside. / Dude: Wonder if I should even bother going out to do errands. / [[Dude sees guy outside with umbrella getting blown away]] / Dude: OH GOD NOOOOOOO!!!!! / [[Dude sees bus stop sign getting blown away]] / Dude: Well that answers that question. / {{home,...
 
Supermarket Miser [[Dude stands in line at supermarket]] / <> / Smiley Guy: Wait! $3.50? Isn't that $2.50? / Cashier: Was there a sign about a special? / Smiley Guy: YES! I don't want if it's $3.50! / Cashier: We need a price check over here! / Smiley Guy: Yeah, it was definitely $2.50. / Smiley Guy:...
Two Towers Extended Edition DVD [[Dude holds Two Towers Extended Edition DVD]] / Let's see...223 min runtime, four commentaries in addition to the actual movie... / Added to the six hour documentary makes for about a 24 hour experience. / [[Dude hugs his DVD]] / Who need's sleep? / {{lord of the rings, two towers, extended edition...
Two Towers Extended Edition DVD, aftermath [[Dude lies dead tired on his bed in front of TV]] / TV: ...We look forward to being with you here again next year... / Dude: Oh god, I can't believe I finished watching it all. / Dude: I should really get some sleep or something. / Dude: Maybe by the time I wake up it'll be December 17th and I'll...
SUPER ABSORBENT SUBWAY PAPER TOWELS [[Dude looks at puddle of water in subway seat]] / Dude: aw crap, rain water. / Dude: Good thing I always carry SUPER ABSORBENT PAPER TOWELS!!! / Dude: HAHA! Foolish rain water, you are no match for my super powers! / Smiley Guy: I don't think that was rain water. / {{subway, seat water, paper...
Applecare Tech Support [[Dude stands in blank space]] / Applecare: Hello, and welcome to Apple tech support, for other help options please try out our website... / Applecare: In order to best serve you please answer the following questions so that we may transfer you to the proper representative... / Applecare: Please say...
 
Genius Bar [[Dude sits at Genius Bar]] / Apple "Genius": All right, who's next? / Smiley Guy: Can I use wireless internet while on the subway? / [[Dude looks irate, apple "genius" looks worried]] / [[Apple "Genius" starts bawling]] / Apple "Genius": WAAAAHHHH!! It's only 11:00!!! / Dude: There, there. / Smiley...
Parental Video Game Censorship [[Dude looks at Playstation 2 Games]] / Kid: I want this one mommy! / Mom: Let me take a look. / Mom: Let's see...battle...rated E...and uh-oh. Sorry sweetie, this says "violence." / Mom: Let's get this Rugrats game instead. / Kid: okay... / [[Kid looks back at game he wanted, Dude sheds a tear]] / [[Dude...
Thanksgiving travel 2003 [[Dude stands in line with other bus passengers]] / Dude: Hi dad, I'm at the bus station, but I got here a little late. / Dude: Yeah, there's a bit of a line for the next available one. / Dude: When will I arrive? Let's see, it's about 7:30 now and they gave us a wait time... / Dude: How's Saturday...
Thanksgiving Preparation 2003 [[Dude lies down on bed]] / Dude: Oh god, no more... / Dude: OH GOD! NO MORE! / Dude's Mom: Honey, what are you doing? It's time to eat the turkey. / Dude: I'll be right there mom, I'm just practicing. / {{thanksgiving, turkey}}
Sleeping in the Suburbs [[Dude lies wide awake in bed]] / Dude: WHY THE HELL IS IT SO QUIET? HOW DO YOU PEOPLE SLEEP LIKE THIS??? / <> / Dude's Mom: Try to keep it down sweetie, we're trying to sleep. / {{suburbs, quiet, sleep}}
 
Back in New York 2003 [[Dude stands by window]] / Dude: Ahhh, back in New York... / Dude: I got back my 24 hour deli... / Dude: I got back my cable modem. / [[Dude stands next to paper bag taller than him]] / Dude: and enough leftovers from my mom to last me until Christmas... / {{home, apartment, night, leftovers...
Citibank Customer Service [[Dude stands in blank space with cell phone]] / Citibank: Welcome to Citibank. For training purposes this call may be monitored. / Citibank: Are you in possession of your original credit card? / Dude: yes. / Citibank: Now, please dial or say your sixteen digit credit card number... / Dude: ...... / Dude:...
Comfort of Living Alone [[Dude sits at home computer]] / <> / {{home computer, fart, flatulence}}
New York Winter Temperatures [[Dude sits in subway car]] / Dude: ahhh, warm subway car heat... / [[Dude walks up subway stairs]] / Dude: AAAA! COLD! COLD! COLD! / [[Dude walks over subway vent]] / Dude: aaahhh, warm subway air... / [[Dude runs down sidewalk]] / Dude: COLD! COLD! COLD! / [[Dude walks past laundromat vent]] / Dude:...
Job Call [[Dude watches TV, cell phone rings]] / <> / Dude: Hello? / Phone: This is The School of DigiArts we received your resumé a while ago but just found it recently and would like to meet you in person. / [[Dude stares blankly]] / <> / Phone: Oh, I'm sorry, I must've dialed...
 

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