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| Job Call Followup | [[Dude stands in blank space with cell phone]] / Dude: Hello? Yes, you called me about a job interview. / Dude: Tomorrow at 10:30? Sure, I can come then, thank you. / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-08 |
| Job Interview Tour | [[Dude wearing tie gets shown around]] / Job Interviewer: Here's the lab you'd be working in. We're running Dual 533Mhz G4 Power Macs. / Job Interviewer: While we walk back to my office, do you have any questions? / Dude: Does the school have any plans on upgrading their computers any time soon? / Job... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-09 |
| Job Interview Closing | [[Dude stands outside job interviewer's office]] / Job interviewer: Well, thanks for coming, and you should hear from us soon. / Dude: Great, so soon meaning sometime this week? / Dude: Or maybe by tomorrow, yeah, tomorrow would be fine with me. / Dude: Or even today, you can tell me in a few hours... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-10 |
| Job Interview Aftermath | [[Dude looks at cell phone]] / [[Dude's cell phone]] / [[Dude looks at cell phone]] / [[Closer on Dude's cell phone]] / [[Dude looks at cell phone, sweat bead]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-11 |
| Subway pole leaning | [[Dude on subway, notices guy with headphones leaning on pole, making it difficult for other people to grab onto it]] / Dude: Hey, would you mind sharing the pole? / Dude: You know, other people are going to need to hold on to that. / [[Dude looks around]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-12 |
| Natural Subway Air Freshner | [[Dude steps into subway car]] / [[Dude frowns]] / Dude: [[thinking]] Geez, what the hell is that smell??? / Dude: [[thinking]] Can't see where it's coming from, so where do I sit? / Dude: [[thinking]] Oh wait! I could just sit there... / [[Dude sits next to guy with Christmas tree]] / {{subway,... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-15 |
| Return of the King Ticket Holder Line | [[Dude stands in line at movie theater]] / Smiley Guy: I really like your Aragorn costume. / Dude: Huh? But I'm not- / Smiley Guy: I think you really got down the dirty hair and mangy beard. / Dude: Oh, hmm, well, thanks I guess. / [[Dude smiles]] / {{lord of the rings, return of the king, movie... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-16 |
| The Night After | [[Dude lies in bed, head over eyes]] / [[Dude peeks out]] / Dude: What do you want from me? I went to sleep at 5:00am last night. / [[Dude goes back to sleep]] / {{home, apartment, bed, late night, lazy}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-17 |
| Lord of the Rings 3 | [[Dude stands in line, guy in back looking confused]] / Excuse me, is this the line for Lord of the Rings 3? / [[Dude looks to camera]] / [[Dude grabs guy by the neck and prepares to belt him]] / AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK "THE HOBBIT" IS LORD OF THE RINGS-1??? / {{lord of the rings, return of the... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-18 |
| Job Offer Folllowup | Dude: I better call and see what’s going on with that job... / Dude: All right, no matter what they say, stay calm and speak clearly. / Dude: Hello, I’m calling in regards t- / Cell Phone: Oh, hi! I was just about to call to offer you the job. / Dude: Humma, bledrabra grebna! / Cell Phone: Um, was... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-19 |
| Job Offered! | [[Dude shakes hand with new boss]] / Boss: Congratulations again, just call me if you get any difficult questions. / [[Dude walks into computer lab]] / [[Dude sits at tech computer]] / Smiley Guy: How do you turn this on? / {{job, employed, computer lab, tech support}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-22 |
| New Morning Schedule | [[Dude wakes up]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-23 |
| Yoga Street Fliers | [[Dude watches guy handing out fliers for yoga by bus stop]] / Yoga Guy: Yoga? Yoga? anyone interested? / Yoga Guy: How about you, yoga? Come on, yoga? / Yoga Guy: Yoga? Anyone? Yoga? / Dude: Something tells me you either need to find a better approach or give up now. / {{bus stop, scarf, yoga}... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-24 |
| Merry Christmas 2003 | [[Dude stands outside at bus stop in snow blizzard]] / Caption: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM KICK IN THE HEAD! / Dude: I'd say Happy Holidays but It'd be hypocritical since I chose Christmas day to give a special message. / {{christmas, bus stop, snow, happy holidays}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-25 |
| Birthday December 26 | [[Dude stands in blank space]] / December 26th... / Man, it must suck to have your birthday today. / {{blank comic, lazy, late night, birthday}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-26 |
| Photo - Subway seat, feet | [[Dude sits on subway seat, person's feet rest next to him]] / {{photo, subway, late night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-27 |
| Photo - New York Christmas Tree | [[Dude poses with New York Christmas tree]] / {{photo, christmas tree, rockerfeller center}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-28 |
| Bus Stop | [[Dude stands at bus stop]] / Dude: Is it just me or have I been taking the bus a lot in the past week? / {{bus stop, lazy, late night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-29 |
| iPod Request | [[Dude sits on subway next to guy with an iPod]] / Dude: Can I ask you a question? / Smiley Guy: Sure, what's up? / Dude: Can I have your iPod? / Smiley Guy: No / {{subway, apple, ipod}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-30 |
| Happy New Year 2004 | [[Dude lies in bed]] / Caption: HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM KICK IN THE HEAD!* / Dude: I'd be watching TV but I don't care what new arrangements for colors of lightbulbs they decided to put on the ball this year. / Footnote: No, I don't think Dec 31st is jumping the gun for a New Year's comic. If it makes... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2003-12-31 |
| Still Unemployed...wait | [[Dude looks at calendar that says January 1, 2004]] / Still unemployed. / NO WAIT! I HAVE A JOB! / [[Dude smiles]] / {{new years, unemployment, job}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-01 |
| Window Staring | [[Dude stares outside from window]] / Dude: Rather ironic that the first time in my life I want to be working is when I have the most vacation days. / {{window, vacation, job}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-02 |
| Photo - Grand Army Plaza Subway | [[Dude sleeps sitting on subway bench at Grand Army Plaza]] / {{photo, subway, sleep, grand army plaza}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-03 |
| Photo - Manhattan Bridge Subway Window | [[Dude looks out window of Q train at Brooklyn Bridge]] / {{photo, manhattan bridge, brooklyn bridge, q train}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-04 |
| Pirating Software, badly | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Smiley Guy: Excuse me, how do I copy Photoshop from the computer? / [[Dude looks irate]] / Dude: Step One: Don’t ask the help desk how to pirate software from the lab... / {{work, tech support, pirate software, photoshop}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-05 |
| Macworld Keynote Jan 2004 | [[Dude and others stand around computer watching Steve Jobs Keynote]] / Steve Jobs: Good morning! Thank you all for coming... / Arrow Box: Macworld Keynote Speech / Steve Jobs: It's been a great year for Apple... / Smiley Guy: Who's Steve Jobs? / [[Smiley Guy outside of lab, door slams behind him]] / < http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-06 |
| iPod Mini Announcement | [[Dude and others watch Keynote speech with excitement]] / Steve Jobs: Today we’re announcing the new iPod mini... / Everyone: YAY!!! / Steve Jobs: It has a capacity of 4000 Megabytes... / Everyone: YAY!!! / Steve Jobs: It’s only half an inch thick... / Everyone: YAY!!! / Steve Jobs: And it’s... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-07 |
| Cold at Work | [[Dude sits at work computer]] / Dude: HOLY CRAP IT’S COLD!! / Dude: It’s freezing outside but how can it be this cold indoors??? / Dude: I’m seriously thinking I’m about to lose it. / Smiley Guy: My computer froze... / Dude: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE PUNS?! / {{work, cold, temperature, computer... http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-08 |
| First Paycheck | Dude: Oh my god, my first paycheck! / Dude: Looks like tonight I'll be feasting on... / Dude: ...... / Dude: ...pizza / {{paycheck, blank comic, lazy, late night}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-09 |
| Photo - 7th Avenue Subway | [[Dude stands at 7th Avenue Subway]] / {{photo, subway, park slope, brooklyn}} http://kickinthehead.org/index.php?date=2004-01-10 |
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